The love of killing pigs

Qin Yan has been very anxious these few days.He put Jiang Chuannong's business card in his pocket, exuding a seductive aura all the time.He searched the phone number on it, which proved to be Boss Jiang himself.But Qin Yan was too embarrassed to take the initiative to join the other party, who told him that he had to act like a chaste and strong man that day?

Besides, Qin Yan's daily work of "raising pigs" is still going on.He recently paid a high price for a "pretentious gift package" on a certain treasure.The seller claims that they are all first-hand high-definition pictures.The folders are divided into categories, including luxury cars, famous watches, five-star hotels, and high-end restaurants.He sent the piggies a few times, and the results were great.The other party did not raise any objection, it seemed that he really believed Qin Yan's Bai Fumei's identity.

After going back and forth, Qin Yan felt that the distance between the two was getting closer.In "jargon", the piglets have passed the period of suspicion, and the more they are raised, the more mature they are, and the more they are raised, the fatter they are.It's just that sometimes when he was in a trance, Qin Yan actually had the feeling that "the piggy is quite cute", and he couldn't bear to use his sword.Of course, this thought is fleeting.Jiang Hao is a scumbag, Qin Yan knows it very well.

I am lonelier than fireworks: "It's so cold today! I'm still wearing a skirt, and my hands and feet are so cold."

Apollo 8818: "You should look good in a skirt."

I'm lonelier than fireworks: "It's just "pretty good"?"

Apollo 8818: "It's best to wear nothing."

I am lonelier than fireworks: "Rogue."

After the teasing was over, Qin Yan was about to start his day's work.It's just that the little chrysanthemum on the computer hadn't finished turning, and Wang Zili came in with a phone call—the windy walk looks like he's going to NASDAQ to ring the bell soon.

"Okay, Mr. Jiang. Then it's settled."

President Jiang?Qin Yan's heart skipped a beat, it turned out to be the boss.Seeing that Wang Zili hung up the phone, he hurriedly inquired about the enemy: "Morning, Mr. Wang! Are you talking to Mr. Jiang about work?"

"I was talking about you." Wang Zili blushed, "We have discussed it, and you will report to Here tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?" Qin Yan was stunned, "Both of us haven't even finished the letter of intent process. Is it too early for me to report tomorrow?"

At this time, a colleague brought the latest samples sent by the Yantian factory to the boss.Wang Zili subconsciously held the thick silicone product as a baton and waved it in his hand, with a look of strategizing: "It's early? It's not early at all! You don't know, I just received a report that another sex toy company has already contacted me Here is breaking the wall! So I made a decisive decision and immediately contacted Jiang Chuannong, saying that you want to familiarize yourself with the working environment in advance, so as to facilitate future cooperation."

……

Jiang Chuannong was shut out on the front foot, and then rushed to "familiarize with the environment" on the back foot.Qin Yan thought desperately, the boss must think that he is a little workman who knows everything.

"After you go, the first task is to keep an eye on Jiang Chuannong, and don't let him change his mind. Prevent other colleagues from taking advantage of it! Hey, what is that word that you post-90s often say?" Wang Zili tried hard to follow In the footsteps of the last era.

"what?"

Suddenly, the object in Wang Zili's hand was directly in front of Qin Yan's eyes from a close-up angle.

"Yes, it's kneeling and licking! You kneel and lick Jiang Chuannong for me."

Depend on!Mr. Wang, don't do this, okay?It's easy to get confused!Qin Yan blushed, and quickly pushed that thing away.

"Boss Jiang agrees?"

"Of course I agree! He respects me so much." Wang Zili repeatedly asked, "In short, you follow up this project with [-] points. The company will reward you with round-trip air tickets and accommodation in Japan!"

Because Wang Zili acted like an old Indian father who drove his daughter out of the house.Early the next morning, Qin Yan's basin of water was poured here on time.He explained his purpose to the beautiful sister at the front desk, and then followed her to the office area.

Here is a lot of space inside.Qin Yan looked along the ceiling, exposed metal pipes, gray-toned concrete floor, and irregular office furniture, all put together to create a modern, concise and efficient atmosphere.Vision extends infinitely in a limited dimension, a typical Internet company style.Finally, the two stood in front of an independent office,

The receptionist raised his hand and gently knocked on the door: "Mr. Jiang, Mr. Qin is here."

"Please come in."

The door opened, and the person standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window holding a coffee cup was Jiang Chuannong.I haven't seen you for a few days, but the boss's demeanor has actually improved to a higher level.It's really unreasonable, Qin Yan couldn't help but sigh, what about the mid-life crisis that was agreed upon?

When the front desk turned to leave, he closed the door behind him.With a "click", the atmosphere in the room immediately became awkward.The two looked at each other for a long time, and Jiang Chuannong finally broke the silence: "Morning, Mr. Qin."

"Well...Jiang, good morning Mr. Jiang." Qin Yan stood at attention and only raised his hand to salute the Young Pioneers.

"I heard that Mr. Wang said that your enthusiasm for participating in the project is particularly high, so you strongly request to come here in advance to familiarize yourself with the environment?"

"Yes. I'm enthusiastic, I can't wait, I'm burning with anxiety." Qin Yan gritted his teeth and picked up the scapegoat that Wang Zili took.

"Just want to get familiar with the environment?" Jiang Chuannong slowly approached Qin Yan.

The boss is wearing a light blue shirt today, the design is so close that the shape of the chest muscles can be seen faintly, and the smell of woody cologne is the first step to catch up.Qin Yan had no choice but to move to the side with small steps, for fear that the other party would see that he was shouldering the heavy responsibility of "commercial espionage".

"That... where is my work station?" Qin Yan talked about it from left to right.

"It's right here." Jiang Chuannon replied.

"Here?" Qin Yan wondered, "Isn't this your office?"

Jiang Chuan Nong frowned: "Share an office with me and wronged Designer Qin?"

"No, no," Qin Yan shook his head vigorously, "It's too late to set off firecrackers to celebrate!"

Jiang Chuannong stopped threatening people, and raised his hand to point: "I knew you were coming, so I just asked someone to arrange it yesterday afternoon. I'm running out of time, so don't mind."

Qin Yan looked over and saw a desk in the place with the best light in the room.On it stood a pot-bellied glass bottle filled with water.The tall fresh-cut green trees soaked in it are more than one meter high.The branches are slender and beautiful, and the leaves are luxuriant, like a small forest growing out of reinforced concrete, full of vitality.

Qin Yan's heart was filled with joy immediately, and he walked over to take a closer look: "What is this? I haven't seen it before."

"Horse Drunken Wood."

Qin Yan took his nose and sniffed hard: "Why is it called this name?"

"Because the stems and leaves of this plant are highly poisonous. If a horse accidentally eats it on the way, it will fall asleep."

"..." Qin Yan retracted his neck instantly.

Jiang Chuannong smiled: "It's poisonous to eat, but safe to watch. Just like some people, they know that he is not what he looks like, but they can't avoid it because of this. Otherwise, how much fun in life will be missed?"

Qin Yan felt that Boss Jiang was simply playing tricks, and he was probably like this when he was older.He saw a long gift box lying under the Ma Zui tree, so he picked it up and asked cheekily, "For me?"

"Welcome the designers of Body & Soul to settle here."

Seeing that Jiang Chuannong finally started to speak human language, and what he said sounded like that, Qin Yan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.He took it apart and saw it was a tie—a very dull light gray.

"Why did you think of giving me this?" Qin Yan took it out and gestured to his neck.

"During the meeting that day, I saw you staring at my tie in a daze." Jiang Chuannong asked, "Are you thinking about something inappropriate for children?"

"No, no," Qin Yan refused to admit, "I'm a decent person."

"Okay, serious man. Where's my gift?" Jiang Chuannong asked.

"Ah?" Qin Yan's face was filled with embarrassment, "But we haven't made an appointment to give each other gifts. Besides, as a wage earner, how can I have the money to buy decent gifts for Boss Jiang?"

The two never dated.Jiang Chuannong didn't even think about receiving anything.But at this moment, he was still accurately ambushed by an uncontrollable sense of loss.

"Why did you think of giving me this?" The other party tried the soft sheepskin gloves, "It's very warm."

The southerners who came to teach in City B couldn't bear the coldness here, and the hands holding the lesson plans were always red from the cold.The young student did not say this, but asked, "Where is my gift?"

"The teacher is so poor, how can he have the money to buy gifts for the son of the director's family?"

Seeing that Jiang Chuannong seemed to be distracted, Qin Yan opened his computer bag and took out an A4-sized box, and waved it in front of the other party.

"Although there is no gift, but I have a heart to give to Mr. Jiang."

Jiang Chuannong woke up suddenly, and the faded picture of the resurrection of the corpse was suddenly blurred by the light in the other party's eyes.He shivered for no reason, and took the things over.

"What is it?"

"Guess," Qin Yan was very proud, "I bet you can't guess!"

Jiang Chuan weighed it thickly, and it was quite heavy.He did the elimination method and asked, "Is it the painting that was not finished that day?"

……

Qin Yan didn't feel any sense of accomplishment in selling this test, and immediately withered away.

"You have X-rays in your eyes?"

Jiang Chuan tore open the package with a thick smile, and it turned out to be a framed hand-painted pair.The words "big brother and cat" above are flowing and flowing, which is kind of serious and funny.But the person in the painting is very strange—Jiang Chuannong didn't know that he had shown such an undefended expression that day.

"I originally wanted to write an "Old Man and a Cat"!But after thinking about it, I still don't want to die. " Qin Yan was thinking about it, seeing that the other party was silent, he leaned over and whispered: "Did I paint you out of shape?But I think it's pretty similar.And the cat, too..."

Before he finished speaking, his cheeks suddenly became hot.Qin Yan immediately lost all language ability.Damn!This is in the office!

"The painting is very good. It really is Leonardo Qin Finch of the East Third Ring Road."

Because the boss laughed so tenderly, Qin Yan wanted to beg for some tofu as well.Unexpectedly, as soon as I stood on tiptoe, there was a knock on the door in my ear.Qin Yan staggered in fright, but fortunately he was supported steadily.

"Mr. Jiang, it's time for the meeting." Someone outside reminded, "Conference Room A08."

"Okay, let's go over here."

"Us?" Qin Yan wondered, "I'm going too?"

"Well, it's convenient for you to get familiar with the environment and integrate as soon as possible. By the way," Jiang Chuan Nong paused, and asked in a casual tone, "Have you used Here?"