The love of killing pigs

Qin Yanhao was stunned by this question for several seconds, and could only repeat like a repeater: "I, I, have I used...?"

"Have you used it or have you never used it?" Jiang Chuannong pinned him in place with his eyes.

half an hour.

"I haven't used it!" Qin Yan replied decisively, "This kind of dating software seems to be similar. I downloaded one before, swipe left and swipe right and thought it was meaningless, so I deleted it." The second half of the sentence is not a lie.Then he asked cautiously, "Why are you asking about this?"

"Nothing, I just want to understand the influence of the product among young people."

Jiang Chuannong stopped talking, turned around and put on his coat, and led Qin Yan out of the office.When he got to the place, Qin Yan saw that there were quite a lot of people, so he consciously found a quiet place to listen.

Internet companies advocate flat management, there are many young people, and the atmosphere is relaxed.The administrative department also prepares drinks in advance to be taken by the employees.Qin Yan took a cup of coffee, pretended to put a few pieces of paper in front of him, and secretly observed how the boss chaired the meeting.He has only worked for a few years, and he doesn't have much experience in the workplace. After all, the only "incumbent" is Mr. Wang.

With the meeting officially started.Qin Yan found that Jiang Chuannong's style was really different from Wang Zili's.Mr. Wang is very pragmatic in his work, but as long as a meeting is held, he always has to do a lot of foreshadowing first. He likes to explain the corporate culture to employees and take the lead in imagining a great vision—commonly known as painting a big cake.

In front of him, Mr. Jiang had no nonsense except for saying hello to everyone.He doesn't put on airs and doesn't engage in spiritual construction. He likes to directly raise and discuss problems. After getting more than one feasible plan, he summarizes it in the simplest words and gives a clear deadline, which is convenient for meeting minutes.Then seamlessly move on to the next topic.

The dreary feeling of talking back and forth in a meeting is replaced by a positive cohesion.Qin Yan couldn't help admiring him, and by the way, he began to imagine what he would be like in 12 years, wondering if he could do things with ease like Jiang Chuannong?

Just when Qin Yan was wandering in vain, it was Peng Zhiyao's turn to speak.He directly cast the page of Here on the big screen, announcing that the latest beta version will be opened to some users next week.

Yo, Here is going to be updated?As a user himself, Qin Yan quickly looked up to watch the excitement.

"This update is mainly aimed at the "killing pig dish" cases that have occurred frequently recently." Peng Zhiyao's speech was powerful and shocking, "We will comprehensively improve the security of the software and add the reverse index function.As much as possible to ensure that the user's property is not violated! "

"puff--"

A stream of brown liquid erupted directly from Qin Yan's mouth, and fell onto the conference table in a parabola shape.The remnants of hot coffee scrambled in his throat and nasal cavity, coughing so loudly that he successfully attracted everyone's attention.

Damn, it's the second time...

"No, I'm sorry." Qin Yan coughed and went all over the world looking for tissues to wipe the table, and at the same time apologized to Peng Zhiyao, "I didn't mean it, please continue..."

"Let me introduce you." Jiang Chuannong said suddenly, "This is Qin Yan, who is responsible for the design of the co-branded sex toys in the Here online store."

Bastard, why did you choose to introduce him at this time?Also, why do you say the words "sex toys" so meaningfully?Qin Yan secretly cursed that Jiang was not human, and then he had to stand up and say hello.

"Ahem, Da, hello everyone. I'm Qin Yan from Body & Soul, please take care of me."

A single stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the serious meeting atmosphere was immediately infected by the burst of male hormones.

"Sex toy designer? This is too exciting!"

"Can I get a discount for buying products from you?"

"It is said that my soul is very full, but my body is lacking."

"Do you often need people to do product trials? Count me in."

Qin Yan didn't expect everyone to be so enthusiastic. Then he thought about it, if a hook-up app meets an adult product maker, can he not be a hero?He nodded frequently: "You can get a discount. If you want to participate in the new product experience, I will sign up for you."

Everyone immediately showed a look of resentment for seeing each other late, and they all gave thumbs up to praise you, buddy, for being righteous.But Peng Zhiyao's side received the boss's gaze, and quickly brought back the attention of his colleagues who had strayed.

"In this update, in addition to fixing daily bugs and further improving the stability of the software, two new functions have been added." He said while doing a demonstration, "First, the toolbar at the bottom of the dialog box has added an image recognition function. The selfie, environment, and item pictures can be matched and identified by AI. The public original picture information source is given.”

Qin Yan's heart suddenly tugged again.no...

"Peng Gong, everyone is bragging on the Internet, and it's not illegal to be sexually obscene." Someone commented, "Does it need to be so serious?"

"If this function is really going to be launched, half of them will have to be shot. Where in this world are there so many rich second-generation and beautiful women?"

Qin Yan nodded vigorously beside him.Be a human being and stay on the line, so we can meet each other in the future.Why bother to kill them all?

Seeing that the situation gradually became one-sided, Jiang Chuannong took over the words: "There are more and more cases related to "killing pigs".In this environment, if Here wants to continue to develop, it must make adjustments.Otherwise, when the "relevant departments" come to intervene, it will not be solved by adding a few functions. "

"Boss Jiang, but if this happens, it will definitely affect daily life." Some people were worried.

"I will explain the drop in traffic caused by the revision to the headquarters. Internet companies rely on big data for everything. After a long time, it is inevitable that users will only be regarded as pure digital growth. But whether it is them or you and me, they all have flesh and blood and emotional needs. Ordinary people. It is precisely because of this that scammers can take advantage of it. Since we are eating the rice of mobile social applications, we should take the necessary responsibility to help users establish safe social relationships as much as possible.”

These words are reasonable and have a high degree of humanistic care.Hearing this, Qin Yan wanted to applaud.Unfortunately, I am the "liar".

"Do you have any questions?" Jiang Chuannong asked.

Colleagues talked freely for a while, and Jiang Chuannong accepted several constructive suggestions.The meeting continues.

Peng Zhiyao went on to introduce: "Another function of the software update is: when the dialogue keyword is triggered, the system will immediately give the user a risk warning. Such as transfer, borrow money, investment, wealth management, gambling, bank account, etc... ..."

Every time the other party uttered a word, Qin Yan felt that his way was blocked.And the fat piglet ran faster and faster, with great joy, and gradually disappeared from the field of vision.

The author says:

I'm sorry to tell everyone, something happened in my life, so I stopped updating for a few days.