The love of killing pigs

"What do you think?"

As his shoulders sank, Qin Yan realized that there was no one in the conference room, and there was a smiling pig's head on the white A4 paper in front of him.He quickly rolled the paper into a ball and threw it into the wastebasket in the corner, and took a sip of the already cold coffee: "I didn't think about it, I don't understand what you are saying, and I was distracted."

"I really don't understand?" Jiang Chuannong asked.

"Yeah," Qin Yan directed his facial nerves to show an idiotic expression, "The card I got is a fool, have you forgotten?"

Jiang Chuannong then smiled and dragged the drooping man up: "Let's go."

"where to?"

"Eat. Even if we are fools, we have to take care of the food. This is a human right."

Qin Yan followed Jiang Chuannong out of the conference room and went directly to the staff canteen.After entering the door, the aroma of the food immediately cheered Qin Yan up in a very direct way.The buffet table looks dazzling, with fish, meat and vegetables, as well as yogurt and fruits, which can be called rich.

The two put some dishes on the dinner plate, and then found a quiet corner.The moment he sat down, Qin Yan felt like he was back in college.At that time, I was either working part-time or attending classes, and my stomach always seemed to be empty.No matter how unpalatable the food in the cafeteria was, he found it delicious, and he could even drink three bowls of seaweed soup that was like washing pot water.Qin Yan took a deep breath, eating is the biggest meal in the world, and he was a little worried when he was full.

So Jiang Chuannong saw that the young man on the opposite side quickly finished off fried meatballs, braised chicken wings, lettuce lettuce with garlic, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and sticky rice—cleanly and neatly like a food grinder, which was amazing.

It was only when Qin Yan drank the yogurt that he noticed that Jiang Chuannong didn't take the staple food at all.

"You don't eat rice?"

"Eating starch at noon will make you sleepy."

"Oh..." Qin Yan nodded and said meaningfully, "I understand."

"Now you understand, what do you understand?" Jiang Chuan raised his eyebrows thickly.

Qin Yan looked around, and then asked in a low voice: "Are you afraid of getting fat? Every time we have dinner together, Mr. Wang would say whether to eat or not, but in the end he ate more than anyone else. He always lamented that this man, Once you pass [-], your metabolism will fail, and you will grow flesh even when you breathe and drink water."

Jiang Chuannong: "..."

"However, you are in good shape, not fat." Qin Yan felt that he was very sincere.

Jiang Chuannong was a little annoyed by these words.He silently ate the dishes on the plate, put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said slowly, "My body fat rate is only 10%."

"Ah?" Qin Yan blurted out, "I'm still 12%! So you're thinner than me?"

"Isn't it possible?" Jiang Chuannong felt that his IQ had been pulled to the same level by this brat.

"Then how long can you do plank?" Qin Yan was not convinced.

"10 minutes."

Qin Yan looked at Jiang Chuannong suspiciously: "You don't really think I'm a fool, do you? Five minutes is already remarkable."

"We can compare."

"Forget it, forget it, just think you can do it for 10 minutes." Qin Yan quickly waved his hand, "During the team building last time, Mr. Wang lost his waist because he refused to accept it, so I hurriedly drove him to the hospital of traditional Chinese medicine. When the bone was being set, he was so painful that he shed tears..."

Before Wang Zili's embarrassment was over, Qin Yan's gaze suddenly caught Peng Zhiyao.He immediately stopped feeling sorry for the years, and took the initiative to wave and say hello: "That...Hello Mr. Peng!"

Peng Zhiyao had no choice but to come forward with a plate.He nodded to Qin Yan, and then asked Jiang Chuannong: "Boss Jiang, you are done eating."

"Not yet," Jiang Chuannong said blankly, "Sit down."

Peng Zhiyao felt that something was wrong with the boss, his voice seemed to come out from between his teeth, it was chilly.Peng Zhiyao subconsciously coughed twice and sat beside Qin Yan.

"Peng Gong," Qin Yan took the initiative, "I think the system upgrade you mentioned in the morning meeting is very interesting."

Peng Zhiyao inadvertently glanced at his boss.Seeing Jiang Chuan's thick eyelids drooping, he drank the soup silently, so he followed Qin Yan's words: "Designer Qin also uses Here?"

"You can just call me Xiao Qin!" Qin Yan put on a professional face, looking positively at Te Sunny, "I haven't used it before, so I want to try the latest beta version and familiarize myself with the operation page in advance."

Peng Zhiyao is an insider about the "killing pig dish".He thought Mr. Jiang deliberately set a long line to catch big fish, so that he could make a fool of himself.But the boss just said that Qin Yan did not commit the crime in a gang.

Peng Zhiyao scratched his head after hearing this: "How can anyone do this kind of thing alone?"

"If you read our chat records, you will know," Jiang Chuannong snorted softly, "This kid has no experience in deceiving people, and he only relies on the pig-killing guide on the Internet to play on the spot and talk nonsense."

"Then let me see." Peng Zhiyao was worried.

Jiang Chuannong immediately changed the topic: "How is the system upgrade going?"

"Almost, you can go online at any time." Peng Zhiyao turned the corner and forced the topic back, "Mr. Jiang, this little Qin is young and handsome. Especially the eyes, although they don't look like normal humans, they are very good-looking. "

The corners of Jiang Chuannong's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly: "Yes. It's more beautiful when viewed up close."

"Yes, pretty." Peng Zhiyao earnestly said, "But you must not lose your reason and bottom line just because of beauty. In the end, he is a liar. He is young, but he cares about getting something for nothing. There is something wrong with his character."

Jiang Chuannong was taken aback: "Peng Gong, I don't seem to have come out publicly, have I?"

"Ah?" Peng Zhiyao was dumbfounded, "Yes, but the whole group knows about it."

"Know?" Jiang Chuannong wondered.

"The last high-level meeting, the chairman took advantage of your time to go to the bathroom and encouraged the single men present to attack you!

"..."

"Some of them said that Mr. Jiang's conditions are so good that it's hard to chase after him. The chairman immediately said that although you look calm and independent on the surface, you are soft and nostalgic in your heart. You are the kind of man who can get along with you for a long time."

Jiang Chuannong wondered why the CEOs of two branches invited him to dinner after the last meeting.He couldn't shirk and went to the appointment, but there was no spark in the whole process.One was submissive, and the other was forced to be funny, they were the two most boring dinners in his life.

"Shang Dong really cares more and more as he gets older. What does it have to do with him?" Jiang Chuannong snorted softly.

"?" Peng Zhiyao asked, "Isn't he your uncle?"

Jiang Chuannong was stunned: "You know?"

"Boss Jiang," Peng Zhiyao showed embarrassment, "everyone knew about it the first day you came to the group. In fact, this kind of thing can never be kept secret."

"..." That's all, Jiang Chuannong waved his hand, if you know it, you will know it.

"So what I mean is. It's okay if you want to turn the tables, and it's okay to pass the time. But don't let yourself get sucked in."

Peng Zhiyao's worries are not unreasonable.When he mentioned that kid just now, a layer of sugar water immediately appeared in the boss's eyes, which made people die.Is this the attitude towards the enemy?

Jiang Chuannong smiled: "I won't fall on a 24-year-old brat."

I hope so, Peng Zhiyao is very tired.But at this moment, sitting with these two people, he clearly smelled the sour smell of flirting.Facing Qin Yan who wanted to try out the beta version, Peng Zhiyao had no choice but to step down: "Okay, I'll send you a link to the beta version." He paused, "Your comments are welcome."

In the afternoon, Jiang Chuannong went to a meeting, and Qin Yan stayed alone in the office.The winter sun shines on him through the leaves of the horse drunken tree, and the warm feeling reminds people of that quiet and pure Christmas Eve.Inspired, Qin Yan hummed a song and bowed his head to draw the design.

Before leaving get off work, there was movement at the door.Qin Yan raised his head when he heard the news, his signature smile burst out, "You're back!"

After entering the door, Jiang Chuannong took off his dark suit jacket and was picky on purpose: "Why didn't you kneel at the door and pass the slippers?"

"Why?" Qin Yan was dissatisfied with being described as a Japanese little daughter-in-law, and asked angrily, "Are you supporting me?"

Jiang Chuan walked behind Qin Yan with a thick smile, bent over and hugged him, then leaned into his ear, and said in a low voice, "I will support you."

Although these words are vulgar, but Jiang Chuannong's utterance was so lethal that Qin Yan almost slipped off his chair.He subconsciously dodged to the side, revealing the screen on the computer.

It was a high-spirited, tall and powerful chicken - lustrous in color, covered with raised ribs all over, and the muscle contour was extremely beautiful and aggressive.The full top is slightly upturned, with a furry Christmas hat on it.Jiang Chuannong felt that the chicken would come alive in the next second, and shouted MerryChristmas after taking off his hat.

"Does it look good?" Qin Yan said as if offering a treasure, "I want to design the joint model as a festival theme for spring, summer, autumn and winter."

"It's very interesting," Jiang Chuannong humbly asked for advice, "How about the size?"

"There are three sizes, 16cm, 20cm and 24.5cm."

"So short?"

"Short?" Qin Yan gasped, "Do you know that the average length of Asian males is only 11-16cm when they get up?"

"Then is Designer Qin a laggard?" Jiang Chuannong joked.

"I, of course I didn't hold you back!" Qin Yan poked his neck and emphasized loudly as it was a matter of male dignity, "I'm super fierce!"

Halfway through the cowhide blowing, the phone suddenly vibrated.Qin Yan picked it up and saw that it was Peng Zhiyao who sent the Beta download link.Since Qin Yan was frightened at the meeting in the morning, he hasn't spared time to talk to Piggy.It's so unprofessional to let people hang out for a day.

Qin Yan got up: "Well, it's already 6 o'clock. Can I get off work?"

"You want to slip away before the boss leaves?" Jiang Chuan Nongxiang pretended to be dissatisfied.

Shit, capitalists.Leek had to fight for his own rights: "Our President Wang never forces employees to 996!"

"We don't have 996 either." Jiang Chuan Nong spread his hands.

Haha, that's good, Qin Yan is relieved.

"We are all 711."

"Que?"

Unprepared, Qin Yan's waist and eyes were suddenly attacked.He subconsciously yelled out, and the sound was extremely indescribable.But before Qin Yan had time to ask Jiang Chuannong what medicine he had taken wrongly, his calf went numb, and half of his body softened immediately.

By the time he realized what had happened, he was already lying down on the carpet in the office under the pressure of the other party.The classic posture of up and down made the two of them stick together naturally, and the heat was enough to make Qin Yan's heart beat like thunder.

On the first day of reporting, I have to play officeplay with the handsome and perverted boss? This is too... too exciting.Qin Yan blushed, reached out tremblingly to grab the tie on the collar of Jiang Chuannong's shirt, and raised his head to ask for a kiss.

Just when the lips of the two were about to meet, Jiang Chuannong suddenly said, "Where's the phone?"

"Ah?" Qin Yan was stunned, "Pocket, it's in the pocket."

"Take it out." Jiang Chuannong motioned.

"No, you can't record that kind of thing!" Qin Yan still had the last sliver of rationality left in his mind.

"I'll let you use your phone to keep time."

While Jiang Chuan inhales heavily, he will keep his arms, shoulders, and wrists perpendicular to the ground, push his toes hard on the ground, and form a straight line from head to heel.

"See if you need to take me to the hospital for a while."

The author says:

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, peace and joy.