The love of killing pigs

After an unknown amount of time, Qin Yan suddenly woke up from his dream. He rubbed his eyes and stared blankly at the unfamiliar ceiling for a while, trying to find a trace between the pain in his lower body and the erotic biology class. contact.

Question: What kind of experience is it that you want to have a dream without a trace, but when you open your eyes, you find that everything you walk will leave traces?

Answer: want to die.

Qin Yan mechanically twisted his neck little by little until he saw Jiang Chuan's raised lips and the lake and mountains in his pupils, and he suddenly felt that life was hitting him with a set of Wing Chun punches.

"Wang... Ba... Egg..." Qin Yan gritted his teeth.

"Why don't you turn your back on someone?" Jiang Chuan smiled thickly, "You just kept calling me husband."

"Call your mother!" Qin Yan stood up abruptly, threw off the quilt, and planned to run away, but in the next second, he put the quilt back on again, and asked with a blushing face, "Where's my underwear?"

The email notification sounded, and Jiang Chuannong turned to get his phone from the bedside table.

"I asked you where my underwear is?!" Qin Yan raised his voice and repeated the embarrassing question without embarrassment.

"Speak well." Jiang Chuannong lowered his head to check his email.

Fighting with bare buttocks really doesn't show any momentum.Qin Yan had no choice but to take a deep breath, and said in a respectful tone: "Mr. Jiang, please return my things to me, and I will leave now. I will never cause trouble for you."

Jiang Chuannong put down his phone, pushed his nose up and said, "First, let's give you a kiss."

"Fuck! Be your sister's big dream! Why don't you let me give you a mouthful?" Qin Yan got anxious and kicked her.

Jiang Chuan avoided with a thick smile, and then came closer: "Okay."

Qin Yan was trembling with anger: "Are you finished?"

"Who told you to give me so much testosterone secretly?" Jiang Chuannong spread his hands, "There are thousands of eggless Australian kangaroos standing behind me."

Jiang Chuannong's shamelessness made Qin Yan dumbfounded.

At this time, the phone rang, and Jiang Chuan picked up the phone with a thick smile: "Hey, go take a shower first, I just wiped it for you in the morning, and I will get you clothes after the shower."

Qin Yan didn't care about being shy, and quickly jumped off the bed and ran out of the bedroom.

"The bathroom is inside." Jiang Chuannong took a long time to speak.

Qin Yan ran back blushing again: "You didn't fucking say it earlier!"

With the sound of rushing water coming from the bathroom, Jiang Chuannong pressed the answer button: "Peng Gong, tell me."

"No, you don't have to go to the company anymore. I will reply to the email later. If necessary, let's hold a video conference. Finally, you have a weekend, and you should spend more time with your family."

"Yesterday? It's nothing. My brain got hot and I made my colleagues laugh. Yes, that person is Xiao Qin. He is here with me now."

"Well... I understand. But you can't talk about it, and he will lose face if you talk about it." Jiang Chuannong frowned, and smiled bitterly, "Besides... if he knows that I am that Apollo, he will definitely go crazy. "

"Peng Gong, you should just block his account as an ID for illegal operations. Only you and I know about the whole thing, so it's the end of the story. From now on..." Jiang Chuannong paused, "I will take care of it." He, don't let him have any other thoughts."

The phone finally hung up, and Jiang Chuannong let out a long breath, feeling like the dust had settled.He opened the drawer, found brand new underwear and home clothes, opened the bathroom door and put them on the shelf inside.

Qin Yan saw Jiang Chuannong bringing in the clothes through the frosted glass, and immediately speeded up his bathing.After he was refreshed inside and out, Qin Yan opened the glass door and stepped on the soft absorbent floor mat with his wet feet, only to realize that what was brought in was a set of home clothes.

The implied meaning here is a little too obvious, and Qin Yan feels flustered because of this.He reached out and took off a large bath towel and wrapped it around his waist, opened the door and walked out.

As the white mist in front of him cleared, he found that the dark blue curtains in the bedroom had been pulled open, the sun was streaming in, and the air was filled with the aroma of brewed coffee.And Jiang Chuannong was bending over to tidy up the messy bed.I am used to seeing the other party in suits and leather shoes in meetings, so the picture inevitably reveals a warm and homely atmosphere.

Such a man, Qin Yan thought, is really hard for people to quit completely.

"that……"

Jiang Chuannong immediately turned around: "What's wrong?"

Qin Yan pointed to the home clothes on the shelf: "Where are my clothes?"

Jiang Chuannong didn't speak, but pulled him back into the bathroom. He picked up the hair dryer and stood behind Qin Yan to signal him to bow his head.

The atmosphere was very good, Qin Yan couldn't bear to break the peace and tenderness of this moment, so he let the other party pretend to be Teacher Tony.

The two of them were silent during the whole process, only the air duct was "wooing" expressing some overly complicated emotions for each other.Finally, the wet black hair became fluffy and dry little by little between Jiang Chuannong's fingers.

"Okay." Qin Yan whispered, "If you blow on it, you'll be bald."

Jiang Chuannong had no choice but to put down the hair dryer, put his arms against the sink, and wrap the person in his arms.The moisture on the mirror surface has not faded completely, so the expressions of the two people in the scene look a little confused.

"Gogo, don't go." Jiang Chuannong paused, and repeated: "Don't go."

Such a tone was too sincere, even a little humble, Qin Yan's heart was grabbed by Jiang Chuannong's rare display of weakness, and he rubbed his heart desperately.After a while, Qin Yan asked, "If you don't leave now, I'll leave when you bombard me, will you?"

Jiang Chuannong lowered his head and kept rubbing his forehead on his smooth shoulders. It was completely the mood of a child after doing something wrong, a charming and decadent mood.

After all, Qin Yan's heart has softened, he has no integrity and no backbone.He took a deep breath and asked, "Jiang Chuannong, what are you thinking? Can you tell me honestly? Otherwise, you will always be the same for three days, hot and cold, and I will get crazy sooner or later. A piece of cold knowledge, It's not illegal for a madman to kill someone."

Jiang Chuan raised his head with a thick smile: "I'll get you the knife right now."

"Don't be so playful!" Qin Yan wanted to explode again.

"Maybe I don't know what I'm thinking," Jiang Chuannong hugged the person in his arms, "It's very difficult for me to maintain a long-term intimate relationship, so it's inevitable that I lose control of my emotions and worry about gains and losses."

"Is that why you fought with Dr. Wen at the annual meeting?" Qin Yan said angrily, "Like an idiot."

"Men are idiots most of the time. What can be understood and accepted by self-consciousness is only a very small part, like the part of the iceberg that is exposed. The rest is dominated by animal instinct and subconsciousness."

"Jiang Chuannong."

"Ok?"

Qin Yan stared at the person in the mirror: "Say, people, talk."

"Human words are..." Jiang Chuannong turned Qin Yan's face, and lightly touched the tips of his noses.

"I love you."