The love of killing pigs

Adults can openly tease each other with words like "greed on your body"; adults can date and have sex, but tacitly avoid mentioning the word "love" because "serious you lose ".

But at this moment, when Jiang Chuannong dared to use such a trump card, Qin Yan's heart was pierced by these three words, and he didn't know how to react for a long time.

Jiang Chuannong hugged Qin Yan's waist forcefully: "Stupid?"

"Do you know what you're talking about?" Qin Yan stared at the handsome bastard in front of him.

"Of course." Jiang Chuan raised Qin Yan's jaw with a thick smile, "Look at your expression?"

Qin Yan put his five sense organs back in place, and said deliberately meanly: "Maybe our understanding of love characters is different, after all, the textbooks in school are different."

"Let's unify." Jiang Chuannong took out his mobile phone, clicked on the online Xinhua Dictionary, and read it word by word, "Love refers to having deep and sincere feelings for people or things."

"But you don't even have a fucking heart!" Qin Yan thought of the things the other party had done, and became angry again.

Jiang Chuannong went down the donkey and put Qin Yan's left hand on his chest: "Plant one if you don't have one, and it will blossom and bear fruit in the future, and the harvest will be yours."

For a moment, Qin Yan seemed to smell the farmer's harvest.He had seen that kind of scene when he was a child, large areas of wheat were scattered in the field, and each grain was embedded with long awns, which were so sharp that they inadvertently cut slight bloodstains on people's arms and legs.

Qin Yan was stunned for a moment, then turned his head stubbornly: "Cut, how rare? Whoever loves to plant whom."

Jiang Chuannong had no choice but to send the hot air from his mouth all the way to the earlobe of the other party: "Male Bodhisattva, please do me a favor."

His ears were wet with his breath, and Qin Yan's impassioned swear words came out of his mouth, but finally turned into a lacklustre voice: "Huh."

"Male Bodhisattva, let's spread the dew." Jiang Chuannong continued his efforts.

Male bodhisattvas are naturally hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and it is impossible for believers to be pious and humble.Qin Yan's heart was sour and sweet, and after a while, he slowly raised three fingers: "The surname Jiang, if you want me to ignore the past, you have to agree to three things."

Jiang Chuannong nodded: "OK."

"I haven't said that yet!"

"Anything is fine."

"Don't give me too much magic soup." Qin Yan insisted not to be fooled by the other party, "First, don't be hot and cold to me anymore, and tell me if you have any problems. Whether it is psychological or physical, we all face it together. .”

"I feel like I'm a pervert, with mental and physical problems." Jiang Chuan smiled thickly.

"Laughing fart!" Qin Yan scolded.

"Okay," Jiang Chuan suppressed his smile and said seriously, "Let's face problems together."

"Secondly, you are not allowed to raise a little white rabbit behind my back, and you are not allowed to be ambiguous with little monkeys, foxes and raccoons."

Jiang Chuan made a gesture and rubbed his waist: "I have limited energy, and a dog will almost squeeze me dry."

"Get lost." The other party's dirty joke made Qin Yan blush.

"anything else?"

"I can't think of it for the time being, and I reserve the right to sue," Qin Yan pretended.

"No problem, do you need to write it down in black and white, and I will sign it?"

Qin Yan stared at Jiang Chuannong for a moment, wishing to crush this bastard that people love and hate in front of him.In the end, he threw himself into the opponent's arms and said loudly, "You idiot! I only forgive you for your pity!"

Jiang Chuan Nong crossed successfully, and his heart turned into a puddle of spring mud, moist and soft.

After hugging enough idiots, Qin Yan immediately revived with full blood.If you say a thousand things and ten thousand things, who told you not to like idiots?Everyone is in the same boat, and the negative is the positive.

"How did you find me last night?" he asked while putting on his clothes. "It's really magical."

"You drank too much, the KTV people took your mobile phone and made a call to me." Jiang Chuannong had already made up a reason.

"Then you tied me up while I was unconscious?" Qin Yan rolled his eyes at the other party, "Be careful, I'll call the police and arrest you."

"Otherwise? Waiting for others to cut off your beard?" Jiang Chuannong asked back.

"Others?" Qin Yan wondered, "Who?"

Jiang Chuannong had a frank and lenient expression.

"You mean Doctor Wen?" Qin Yan blinked, then remembered the extremely embarrassing scene yesterday, and joked with a smirk, "Boss Jiang, how does it feel to kiss someone?"

Jiang Chuannong smiled bitterly: "I want to beat him up."

"Boring." Qin Yan shook his head.

"How can you be strong?"

"Of course, the domineering president and the white-robed doctor kissed each other to make love, but later found out that they were half-brothers, and then fell in love and killed each other, and then killed each other." Qin Yan used his creativity and worked hard to compile the bloody plot.

"Crazy." Jiang Chuan drove him from the bathroom to the living room with bright and clean windows with a thick smile, "We love and kill each other, how about you?"

"Sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, clap your hands and applaud, watching the excitement is not a big deal." Qin Yan sat down beside the dining table, and waved his hand one last time, "Waiter, coffee!"

Jiang Chuan made a cup of coffee, along with two pieces of chocolate as a gift, and served the guests with a good attitude.

Qin Yan was in a happy mood, knocking chocolates and drinking coffee. He looked at the dining table and the floor-to-ceiling windows beside him, and asked in confusion, "This is the first time I've come to your place, why does it look familiar?"

Jiang Chuannong's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly remembered that he had sent "I'm lonelier than fireworks" a photo of his home.

"I've seen it in my dream, I have this experience too."

Qin Yan nodded and accepted the statement.

Jiang Chuannong took advantage of the situation and sat next to Qin Yan to inquire carefully: "How is the date with that doctor Wen?"

"Boss Jiang, your gay is out of order? Is he straight and straight? Besides, he also has a girlfriend, and he is still in the same company. Dr. Wen is so cute, he calls his girlfriend '囡囡'." Qin Yan laughed and parroted .

"It sounds quite plausible."

"Why are you lying to me?" Qin Yan said in a mixed manner, "I have a friend who has a problem with his teeth and asked him for help. When Mai Mai called me, we happened to be together, so I rubbed against his car Go to the hotel. Dr. Wen said he hadn't attended the annual meeting of the Northern Company, so he just stayed to join in the fun. Fortunately, you actually got involved with someone. "

"This man kissed my boyfriend in front of me, and I won't do it?" Jiang Chuannong asked back.

"Isn't it the fault of your program planning? When I think about it, it happens once." Qin Yan complained, "What's wrong with playing, playing KissCam, it's embarrassing to death."

"Speaking of KissCam..." Jiang Chuan picked up the phone with a thick smile, turned on the front camera, and the images of two people appeared on the screen, "Come on, Mr. Qin, now you can use KissCam in a down-to-earth manner."

"Childish." Qin Yan rolled his eyes.

"Hurry up," Jiang Chuannong urged, "It's rare for Mr. Jiang to be childish once."

Qin Yan was accidentally sweetened by the words "Your Mr. Jiang", so he remained arrogant and approached him.

With a "click", the picture of the kiss was captured in the camera, and finally turned into the desktop of the two people's mobile phones.There are sweet smiles on it, faint fragments of sunlight, and chocolate remaining in the corner of the mouth.

The author says:

Sorry everyone?_?