The love of killing pigs

"Reconciled again?"

"Well, hehe."

"It's really like a child."

The weather in early spring is gradually getting warmer, and some people are already sitting outdoors drinking coffee and basking in the sun.But Qin Yan was afraid that Fang Qianyun would be blown away, so he chose to stay indoors.The two sat facing each other, chatting about each other's recent situation.

"Did the two little monsters torture you?" Qin Yan asked.

Fang Qianyun smiled and shook her head: "You mean pregnancy reaction? It's okay."

"Sure enough, all TV dramas are deceptive. The heroine was so sick that she couldn't eat as soon as she was pregnant with a dragon seed, and she was immediately noticed by the bad concubine, who then took the opportunity to frame her." Qin Yan first covered his mouth as if vomiting, and then his eyes were messed up. Turn around to imitate the psychological activities of the villain.

"Stop watching dog blood palace fighting dramas." Fang Qianyun knocked off Qin Yan's mischievous hand, "These two little monsters are my lucky stars. Many manufacturers of maternal and baby brands have already come to my door, and now I have received The business is enough to support me through the first year."

"Tsk tsk, their baby is a gold-swallowing beast. Your baby has started to attract gold at such a young age." Qin Yan gave a thumbs up, "It really is a blood inheritance, family genes, Mr. Fang must be pleased to know."

"My dad...he doesn't know my dad yet." Fang Qianyun's expression was slightly guilty.

"You can't hide this kind of thing, right?" Qin Yan tilted his head and looked at the other person's stomach.It might be because of the twins. Although Fang Qianyun's month is not very old, her lower abdomen is obviously bulging.

"The family lawsuit is still going on, and he has too many things to worry about." Fang Qianyun bit her lip, "Gogo, why don't you go to visit with me next time."

"Okay, I haven't seen Uncle for a long time!" Qin Yan nodded while sipping the sparkling water.

"At that time, I will say that the baby in my stomach belongs to both of us."

"Pfft..." Qin Yan sprayed sparkling water into the air like a fountain, and then began to cough violently.

Fang Qianyun quickly handed over the tissue.

"You can figure it out?" Qin Yan had trouble breathing, his calf twisted, "A pheasant goes with a phoenix, a toad eats swan meat, or a gay clam. Uncle won't slap me to death?!"

"He doesn't know your sexual orientation." Fang Qianyun gave him a reassurance, "And you suddenly looked straight."

Qin Yan's ten toes were fighting together, he took a deep breath: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous."

Fang Qianyun: "I'm not nervous."

"I'm talking to myself." Qin Yan supported his forehead.

I remember the last time the two of them got together to improve their acting skills, they still thought how to trick the teachers and parents, and skipped classes to go to Nepal to participate in the Holi Festival when school started.The happy times are gone forever, and they gradually understand that the ups and downs and chicken feathers in life are the truth in the world.

half an hour.

"If it can make uncle feel at ease, I'll go all out and become this nominal father!" Qin Yan slapped his thigh fiercely, "I will bear the beatings and scolding when the time comes."

Fang Qianyun conquered the next city and continued to work hard: "Of course, you can also choose not to be named."

"What?" Qin Yan didn't understand what the other party meant.

Fang Qianyun leaned forward and reached out to summon Qin Yan.Qin Yan leaned forward, not knowing what the other party was secretly going to whisper.

"Gogo, let's register our marriage."

Seeing that the nervousness of the parents has not yet calmed down, and now they suddenly talk about marriage, such words are no less than thunderstorms on the ground, and Qin Yan was blown out of his wits on the spot.

"Get married?!" He straightened his back and widened his eyes, "I didn't hear hallucinations, did I?"

"No," Fang Qianyun clinked glasses with Qin Yan, "I'm proposing to you, is it a surprise or an accident?"

Qin Yan hurriedly looked around, but fortunately no crowd came to applaud and boo.

"No, it's just to visit a prison. Is it necessary to play so big?" Qin Yan said this, but he felt faintly that the other party was not joking.

"It's not a joke. I've thought about this for a long time. Gogo, only you can help me now." Fang Qianyun said softly.

"Could it be... that the procedures for having a child are not going well?" Qin Yan calmed down, as if he understood the intention of the other party's request for marriage.

"It's really troublesome," Fang Qianyun laughed at herself, "I didn't even know that single births are so destructive and threatening to society."

The gravitational pull of reality was a bit heavy, and the two fell silent for a long time.

Fang Qianyun continued: "By chance, I saw someone on the forum who encountered the same problem, and her method of solving the problem was simple, rude and effective."

"Is it a fake marriage?" Qin Yan asked.

"Yes, the man was introduced by a friend to be gay, and the woman paid him some money, and the two agreed to divorce after giving birth. But the mothers who followed the thread were a little worried, fearing that this kind of cooperation would cause problems."

Qin Yan followed suit and nodded.If Fang Qianyun wanted to go this way, he was really the only one around who could help.If it was replaced by someone else of unknown origin, he would be the first to object.

"Later, from other people's replies, I realized that I still have a gold-thread coat beside me."

Qin Yan: "?"

Fang Qianyun's tone became solemn: "Gogo, it turns out that the magic power of that piece of paper is not only to allow me to give birth to a baby smoothly, but also to ensure that the other half will get a local hukou in the future."

"Ah?" Qin Yan quickly waved his hands, "I never wanted to get any household registration, that thing is useless to me."

"It's useful, but you don't feel it when you're young now. This thing can help you gain a firm foothold and live a better and more dignified life in this city." Fang Qianyun held Qin Yan's hand, "It's also because a fake marriage can bring you I have the face to open this mouth to you because of some real benefits. Gogo, besides my dad and the two little monsters in my belly, you are my best friend and dearest relative in this world. I will not harm you .”

"I know." Qin Yan's nose soured, "It's you who suffers from the fake marriage."

"I've said everything that's good for both of us," Fang Qianyun looked at Qin Yan, "but the disadvantages of this matter..."

"Just let Jiang Chuannong know and kill me." Qin Yan murmured.

"So, I still have a plan to keep the world safe."

"Anything else?" Qin Yan didn't even know when Fang Qianyun became a female Zhuge.

"Don't you just keep it from him? We're just going to the Civil Affairs Bureau for a formality, and the staff won't poke the word married in your face. As long as you don't tell me, I won't tell you, and you won't be able to see it. , secretly crossing Chencang, the white land is so clean."

Qin Yan: "..."

Does this count?Stuck is Gogo Adventures.

"Of course, this is just my idea. Whether you want to register or not, you have to think about it." Fang Qianyun smiled, "I can't force you to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with a knife."

"Well, I will seriously consider it." Qin Yan took a deep breath.

"By the way," Fang Qianyun shifted the heavy topic, "The Dr. Wen you introduced is very nice. We both added WeChat. No matter what questions we ask, he will reply quickly, and he is very enthusiastic."

"He is really nice." Qin Yan commented, "Skillful hand and kind heart."

"But the strange thing is that he keeps asking me about you." Fang Qianyun wondered, "Why don't you two contact me directly?"

Qin Yan couldn't help rubbing his face: "I've been avoiding him recently."

Fang Qianyun knew about the oolong that happened at the annual meeting. Seeing that Qin Yan was still unable to face it at the moment, Fang Qianyun joked: "But we should still make contact. You can't bury your head in the ground and pretend to be an ostrich for the rest of your life."

"I know, but as long as I think about what happened last time, I can't wait to get into the ground." Qin Yanguang said this, and he was already so embarrassed that he started to pull his hair.

At this time, Fang Qianyun took out a bag from under the table: "This is a variety of makeup and skin care products from the manufacturer. You can use it for favors, find a chance to ask Dr. Wen and his girlfriend out, thank them face to face, and resolve each other. Embarrassing."

"Okay, I just haven't met his girlfriend yet." Qin Yan took the things with a long sigh, "I hope that with her here, the atmosphere will be more relaxed."