The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

The kick was so fast that Caramel didn't even react.

"Damn! You are too fast, in the blink of an eye, you are indeed the fastest man in the league."

After being hit by the girl's voice for 2 minutes, the team suddenly returned to silence. Caramel was still a little unaccustomed to it, so he teased, "I really don't know you?"

Ruan Chenzhi: "I don't know."

"It seems that this is another girl who came here for your status as the No. [-] Shaolin master in the national server. Did you turn off the honor mark? This friend who didn't know about it thought your alias was leaked!"

"closed."

"Okay, but I have to say something, the girl's voice just now is really good, although it is a loli voice, but it is really natural, much better than many female anchors who deliberately pretend to be sweet.

Caramel is a registered player in the league and the former captain of the MON team. During his service, he was also brilliant. As one of the former world champions, he is friends with most of the female commentators and hostesses in the e-sports circle.

"No." Caramel paused for two seconds, "You don't know her, but the little girl knows you. If you don't like it, you can introduce it to me! I have been soloing from mother to child for the sake of e-sports career!!! "

Ruan Chenzhi didn't intend to discuss this issue with him, so he took the captain's position and didn't call anyone again, "If you want to find a partner, you can find it yourself, TSC doesn't have this business."

"WeChat is down, the team said."

Not right.

Very wrong.

Something special and unusual is wrong!

Didn't you say you like cute girls?

Is he not beautiful enough, or his voice is not soft enough?

Jing Nuo looked down at his equipment.

impossible!

He spent thousands of dollars to buy this voice changer, it is professionally cut for men!There can never be a problem!

Jing Nuo, who was confronted with pretending to be her sister Waterloo for the first time in her life, clicked on the live barrage.

The little unscrupulous fans are already going crazy hahaha, and there are also a few bouncing black fans among them.

[Pfft hahahaha it's not my son, what were you doing just now?It started before reaching the bp interface. If you want to deceive the wilderness, you should wait for someone to enter before installing it! ! 】

[It's useless to pretend or not, it turns out that the other party doesn't accept this set]

[This anchor doesn't play games every day, so he knows how to flirt? ?Back off]

Jing Nuo, who didn't believe in evil, clicked on the search friend interface again, and this time, it was found.

Gu Qingcheng, currently online.

It turned out to be a card bug just now.

The content on the opponent's data card is fairly complete.

Commonly used hero, Shaolin master, has won several consecutive games, 90.00% mvp.

The technology is really good.

He was peeking here, and the fans in the live broadcast room were also peeking with him.

【Huh~ What does this person have to do with you? ?People kicked you, but you still can't forget it! ! 】

[Son, let's show some face, please, failure is the daughter of success, this one is not worthy of the next one! 】

[Only you can't sell cute, there is no man you can't seduce, in a word, you can't. 】

[There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, why go to Shaolin to find them? 】

The barrage was rolling, and Jing Nuo raised his eyes, "You don't understand, I'm dedicated. Brother Gao Leng, how handsome!"

[?dedicated?May I ask who was the unscrupulous anchor who teased 24 younger brothers in one day during the Ching Ming Festival? ? 】

"Okay, since the little brother ignores me, I'll start it first." Jing Nuo directly clicked on the team, and he put on the earphones, "Today, the live broadcast female account will get points."

His account is used by girls who usually dress up, and his name is also matched with his sound card--Nuo Nuo, the rank is diamond four, half of his personal record is good, half is bad, and the bad half is because he met a reliable wild king, okay The other half of the game was abolished by the wild king, so he had to come from behind and carry the audience.

The game directly entered the bp interface, and the wild position was snatched in seconds.

Then the auxiliary and ad are also locked.

Jing Nuo glanced at the lineup, and chose one of his signature heroes——Lolita Carrying a Sword.

In the past two years that Jing Nuo has been in Jiumi, the nickname of irritable loli is related to this hero.

The image of the hero is a little girl with a soft and sweet voice, just like the little sister next door. If she hadn't carried a big knife that comes standard with Guan Gong on her back, she could really be regarded as a loli.

Locking on the hero, he glanced at the opponent's lineup.

The wild position is confirmed, Shaolin master.

Game id: Yi Gu Qing Cheng.

The live room exploded.

【Depend on!What the hell kind of fate is this?Can this happen too? ? 】

【son!you man! !grass!Come on! 】

[? ? ?Damn...they haven't started falling in love yet, are they going to kill each other? 】

Jing Nuo didn't expect that the person he teased and ignored him for a long time would actually be in a game with him at this moment, becoming his opponent, or the kind of opponent who couldn't stop without tearing down the opponent's hometown.

He looked at the Shaolin master opposite and couldn't help laughing, "You can't blame me for that."

The opposite road was equally shocked.

Caramel has played countless professional games, and he has formed the habit of checking the lineup of both sides before choosing a hero in his bones. Who knew that he was stunned the moment he saw the opponent's second row.

"Fuck, isn't this the little girl you just had?"

ID Nuo Nuo, coupled with that sweet voice, makes people want to forget.

Caramel's mouse button switched back and forth in the hero pool, feeling inexplicably a little excited, "You guys, this is not a common fate? First, you accidentally joined a team, but now it's good, you directly become an opponent."

"You said, has she been spying on you all the time? For those who can't get you, it's good to kill you and seal your soul?"

Ruan Chenzhi moved his fingers to select the hero: "..."

"Hey! What hero do you think she will choose? She is so cute, it is possible..."

Before Caramel could say a word, the other party directly chose a knife-carrying loli to lock on.

"Cough, cough, knife-carrying loli?? Okay... okay, it fits her image quite well, dare to love and hate."

Just as Ruan Chenzhi was about to automatically block Caramel's thoughts, the other party suddenly said, "God E, do you think this girl found you?"

As soon as this sentence was finished, Ruan Chenzhi's eyelids jumped.

In the next second, a row of characters floated by in the entire team.

Nuo Nuo: Ahhhhhh!It's brother! ! !woo woo┭┮﹏┭┮

Ruan Chenzhi: ...

The game starts soon.

Caramel took the middle lane for the first time, saying that he wanted to help people find out the enemy's situation. Ruan Chenzhi knew that he wanted to flirt with a girl, so he moved directly into the wild area at the beginning of the game.

Jing Nuo set out towards the middle lane with his broadsword in his hand, and took a look at the opponent's vision by the way.

The enemy jungle is pitch black and nothing can be seen.

The sentence sent by bp just now has not received a reply.

How fucking cold!

But it's okay!

If the mountain is not on me, I will be on the mountain. If you don’t take the initiative, I will take the initiative!

The colder it is, the more he likes it!

So in the next few minutes, all the channels were filled with all kinds of emoji.

However, his rainbow fart wave after wave, as if he followed into a black hole, Gu Qingcheng was so cold that he didn't even respond to him with a single punctuation.

Could it be that his rainbow fart wasn't hot enough? ?

fine!Come again!

After Ruan Chenzhi finished eating his own wild area, he went directly to the opponent's wild area.

Caramel's voice came from the earphones, "Fuck, this girl is really cute! I said Chen Zhi, why don't you respond to her?"

Ruan Chenzhi's voice was very light, "Why should I respond to him?"

caramel:"."

That's right, after all, he is E God with countless female fans. Just in every game, there are countless light signs that catch people's eyes, not to mention the beautiful female anchors who want to interview him in private.

If you see too many beautiful girls, you won't be surprised.

understand.

"But to be honest, this little loli has two brushes." Caramel had a wave of experience, "I played against her, and I didn't get any cheap."

Ruan Chen took down wild monsters with one of his skills, "Are you sure it's not because of gender?"

"Of course not! Even if the other party is a girl, even if I play mid laner, I will have the awareness that I should have! This is the ethics that a professional player should have! Otherwise, how do you think I have been single for 25 years? ? I am single by my own ability! Do you know?"

Ruan Chenzhi pulled his lips, harvested the last wave of resources in the wild area, and said seriously: "Use your skills, I'll do it."

As an excellent jungler, one must have the ability to drive the audience. Anti-jungle in the early stage is as important as catching people. Caramel knew that Ruan Chenzhi was going to gank after hearing the words, and hit out with a control skill.

Unlike Ruan Chenzhi's Shaolin master, Caramel's mid laner is a directional skill. If he hits this one, the opponent Lolita can't dodge it even if he wants to.

The moment the skill was released, Master Shaolin jumped out from behind the first tower.

Caramel was about to silently light a lamp in his heart for the first blood of the little loli on the opposite side, but in the next second all his skills were restrained, and he couldn't even move people.

Immediately afterwards, a big knife suddenly fell on his head, and his whole body was blown away on the spot, and his blood remained instantly.

Before he could react, Little Lolita had already taken his dog's life first.

When the solitary Master Shaolin landed firmly, Little Lolita had already flashed back to the bottom of the first tower.

Caramel was a little sluggish: "... God E??!! God E, where are you? Did you see that I was killed?"

Caramel, who suffered a tragic career loss, couldn't help it anymore, "No, when did the knife-carrying loli become so good? Level 6! She's only level 6! How did she take me away?"

Ruan Chenzhi let go of his ultimate move, turned around and entered the river, "She's playing assassin loli."

Caramel: "...?? What the hell? Assassin loli??"

"The passive skill of the knife-carrying loli will automatically release the negative control after being attacked. This passive will only be triggered when playing an assassin."

caramel:? ? ? ?

Shengyu is a 5v5 competition. There are many characters in the hero pool. With different talents, they can often play a unique style. Therefore, in the major live broadcast rooms, you can often see mid lane junglers, auxiliary junglers, etc. wonderful operation.

Among them, most of the anchors entertain water friends to achieve the live broadcast effect, while some can really carry with their own operation and awareness.

But in regular games, this phenomenon is rare, for no other reason, and the risk is too great.

Behind most professional players is an entire team, and behind the team there are various inextricably linked relationships. Coaches and data analysts alone will not allow such high-risk behaviors.

Choose the right lineup and occupation under the condition of completely suppressing the opponent, zero risk, and win steadily.

Caramel has been playing the profession for so many years, and he has long been accustomed to the inherent pattern, but it happened that he met such an unconventional person.

Caramel was still a little unconvinced, and took a look at the equipment on the opposite side while he was not resurrected, and sure enough, there was no equipment that a cute mid laner should have.

"Damn! I was actually deceived by this little girl's film."

"Normal, most people don't play like this."

"However, this little girl is really good at handling, and she can even fool our majestic E God's big move, which is really beautiful." After the resurrection time ended, Caramel looked at the small middle road opposite, "But what is this little lolita doing?" What? Suddenly stopped moving, don’t you take advantage of your illness to kill you?”

The dialog is refreshed at the same time.

[All Nuo Nuo: Brother, you just hit me! ╭(╯^╰)╮Heartache! 】

[All Nuo Nuo: But brother, you were so handsome just now! ! !I have never seen such a handsome man with a big move! !Brother is great!As expected of a brother! 】

"My life?" Ruan Chenzhi pulled his lips and said, "I don't have this chance."

In the next second, Master Shaolin jumped out of the river, leaped over the tower with a big move, and directly took the head of Lolita who carried the knife.

Jing Nuo who was still typing:? ? ?Depend on!Are you a beast? !

The author has something to say:

Brother not only beats you, but also comes to kill you qvq

The scumbag is hammered! (bushi)