The two-year-old boy who is flirting with the Internet is actually my idol

Before Jing Nuo could finish his sentence, he was killed and sent back to his hometown.

Jing Nuo, who had failed again to flirt, frantically licked the pillow.

If it wasn't for the 20 yuan, he would have swung it with a sharp knife!

Jing Nuo said silently in his heart, the customer is God!Customer is God!

But this god is too fucking hard to tease.

Angry is angry, rainbow farts still have to be blown, after all, he and the little cousin who stumbled were just met by chance, if he can't seize the opportunity to go further, with the opponent's second-year appearance, the next team formation is unknown, Jing Nuo calmed down Mood, holding the keyboard to vent.

[All Nuo Nuo: Wow! ! !Brother is amazing! !You can jump over the tower and kill me!Brother is great!Brother is so strong! 】

"Pfft!" Caramel spat out a mouthful of water, "Why do I think she's not praising you, but playing you?"

Ruan Chenzhi didn't speak, and went down the river to arrest people.

"But this little lolita can really operate." Caramel cleared a wave of soldiers in the middle, "What do you think? What do you think? God E, isn't your team looking for someone recently?"

Ruan Chenzhi cooperated with the bottom lane to successfully kill the opponent's AD and support, and said indifferently: "There is nothing to comment on."

"The road is too wild."

The operation of carrying a knife loli is indeed possible, but it is only possible.

This kind of awareness and operation can be seen everywhere in their youth trainees, but there are so many youth trainees, but only a handful of them can enter the first team and the second team.

Moreover, Lolita Carrying the Sword is a mid-range unit after all, so it is not impossible to force the jungler, but the disadvantages exposed in this way will also be obvious, and it will be taken easily when playing in a team.

Besides, the other party can only do it.

"I didn't ask you to look at it from a professional perspective, just as a little girl, this operation is enough!" Caramel Pili said casually: "To be honest, if it wasn't because she was typing just now, maybe she would still be doing it." I can resist you."

"Little Lolita has lost her girlish heart.

"But I like it."

The girl Xin Jingnuo was typing on the keyboard on the other side.

[All Nuo Nuo: Brother~~ Do you want the buff of the wild area?I'll steal it for you, okay? 】

[All Nuo Nuo: Brother, which buff do you like!You tell me!I'll hit it and go find you, okay~]

Caramel looked at the dialog box and couldn't help laughing, "This little girl really cares about you! She even wants to raise you from her own house, why don't you respond?"

Ruan Chenzhi: "If you keep talking nonsense, stop playing."

"Okay, okay! I can appreciate soft and cute girls by myself, okay?"

Caramel took a wild, and then manipulated the character back to the middle, "Then let me enjoy this beauty alone...Fuck! I'm gone???"

I saw the soft and cute little loli in the middle holding her machete, happily stepping on the caramelized corpse.

In the next second, the kill message in the dialog box was dismissed.

[All Nuo Nuo: Brother!I stole a wild one, hee hee hee~ Do you want it? 】

Ruan Chenzhi: "."

"This is my wild! My wild!" Caramel lying on the ground protested, "I beat this!"

"So she is stealing other people's wild animals and raising people from other people's houses?"

Ruan Chenzhi snatched the buff from the knife-carrying loli in twos and walked past his corpse, "I'll give it back to you."

After a game ended, Yi Gu Qingcheng directly withdrew from the team without even looking at him.

Jing Nuo gritted his teeth looking at the empty line.

After all, he was also the one who stole and raised you?Do you not know how to write the word filial piety? ?

It's really heartless.

How do children grow up now?How can it be so difficult?

Don't you know how to repay your kindness, Kong Rong gave pears, and lying on ice begged carp?

No wonder you can't get into college.

Jing Nuo was so angry that she was about to bite the tablecloth. After she calmed down, she reported the situation to the big boss who entrusted her. After all, she used people's money to eliminate the disaster. It's a big step forward.

Goose was probably busy and didn't reply to his message.

Yi Gu Qingcheng had been automatically disconnected a long time ago, the avatar was completely dark, Jing Nuo moved his finger, and tried to send a friend request.

Whether he can do it or not, always try.

Early the next morning, Jing Nuo was still asleep when she was awakened by a disturbing knock on the door.

He opened the door with two hairs and dark circles under his eyes. The door just opened halfway when a ball smashed in.up.

"Hurry up, Nuo Nuo! I can't hold you anymore! Give me a hand!"

Jing Nuo yawned deeply, and then helped the thing when it was crumbling.

The person who came was Xie Shen, who was also the host of Jiumi, but the nature of entertainment was more entertaining. He usually wore women's clothes and hooked up with his little brother to get him higher points.

Xie Chen was wearing a super-thick bread jacket, holding a bunch of hot pot ingredients he just bought in his hand. He put the things down and looked into Shang Jingnuo's sleepy eyes, "I agreed to eat hot pot today! How dare you sleep so long?" It's time to wake up!!"

Jing Nuo yawned and went to wash up.

The two packed up until the small pot started to smoke before they settled down.

"It smells good."

"Smells good? Hehe~" Xie Chen threw half a box of fat beef down, "Uncle Wen's exclusive secret recipe!"

Food can wake up human beings, but even with an excellent secret recipe, Jing Nuo still feels sleepy.

It was because he lost so badly yesterday that he had a nightmare after falling asleep at night.

In the dream, he was flirting with Gu Qingcheng, but the other party didn't say anything, and directly shot at him and killed him back to the spring.

This hateful man.

Jing Nuo thought about it in his mind, and felt that he still needed to find someone to learn from.

He raised his eyebrows and looked at Xie Chen.

Although they are all people who pretended to be girls, Xie Chen is obviously much higher than him in the rank of flirtatious. Just when he is wearing women's clothing and dancing in the live broadcast room, his traffic is more than 20 times than Jing Nuo's killing others in the game.

"Xie Shen, I have something to ask you."

Seeing his serious expression, Xie Chen hurriedly sat down cross-legged, "Speak, Nuo Nuo."

"Have you ever chased someone?"

Just as Xie Chen was about to answer, he suddenly realized something and leaned back, "! Nunuo, you are in a relationship! Who is it?! Is it the female anchor of our platform?"

"No!" Jing Nuo hesitated for a while, and told the other party about the little cousin who had stumbled.

"That's it!" Xie Chen nodded thoughtfully, "I think, no matter what kind of man he is, he can't resist girls!"

Jing Nuo immediately looked at him, "What?"

"Stalker! Desperate!" Xie Chen took a bite of his hairy belly and crunched it, "I'm very experienced in this."

Jing Nuo was puzzled, "Really?"

"Really, if you don't believe me, you'll know if you try it." Xie Chen leaned closer to his ear, "I've chased people like this before! Later that person even brought me up for points hehe~"

He had just finished speaking when the doorbell rang suddenly.

"Ah! It must be my Kuo Le!" Xie Chen kicked on his slippers and ran to open the door quickly.

Jing Nuo looked at his back thoughtfully.

Xie Chen stayed until the sun set before leaving, and helped him fill up the refrigerator before leaving.

"There are glutinous rice dumplings made for you by Aunt Shen, and dumplings made by Uncle Wen." Xie Chen put on his shoes, "Yes! In a few days, will you go to the match between TSC and PRT? Uncle Wen said yes Got tickets!"

Jing Nuo thought for a while, "Let's talk."

The Shengyu China League announced the entry list for this competition a week ago, but it is not sure whether Ed will go or not, so Jing Nuo is not very interested.

"Okay~~ You are a die-hard fan of God E!" Xie Chen felt a little regretful, "I still want you to explain to me. I'm leaving! You need to stay up late!"

"Take care of yourself!" Jing Nuo leaned against the door to see him off, "A few days ago, who followed my little brother to score in the middle of the night?"

Xie Chen made a face at him, and ran away with a small carrot bag.

Jing Nuo went back to the room and started the game.

Yi Gu Qingcheng is not online.

There was still a while before the broadcast time, Jing Nuo glanced at the mobile phone on the table.

Since you want to be good with your little cousin, you have to be serious, no matter what you do, you can learn endlessly, flirting is a skill, so he clicked on the love post.

Several posts popped out.

[Dating for three years, I found out that he was with my sister. 】

[I want to find a little brother in 98 to fall in love with]

【Before the world collapsed, he held my hand】

[What to do if the man is too fast. 】

Jing Nuo: ...

After browsing for a long time, he didn't see the experience post he wanted, so he had no choice but to post it himself.

Jing Nuo glanced at the layout and started typing.

[I fell in love with a boy in the game, but he was so cold, and he ignored me when I talked to him, but my wife really liked him too much, everyone, what should I do? qaq]

Not long after Jing Nuo finished sending, someone replied to him.

Most of them were trash messages. Some asked his age, some asked him for photos, and some wanted to flirt with him. Jing Nuo manually blocked a few people who sent him private messages, and decided to give up this class of netizens.

It's about time, Jing Nuo will be on the air.

The fans in the live broadcast room rushed in instantly.

"Today is the same as usual, solo row first, and then water friends."

Just as he was about to start the game, a line of words popped up in the middle of the screen.

【Yi Gu Qingcheng invites you to join his team】

Jing Nuo paused.

Didn't respond for a while.

After being stunned for two seconds, he quickly agreed.

Fuck, is this iron tree about to bloom?

There were still two people in the team, Jing Nuo took a look, they were good friends with Yi Gu Qingcheng from yesterday.

It doesn't matter!Although it is not a two-person world, there is a story when you take the initiative!

Two-way running is the true meaning of love.

Thinking about it, Jing Nuo immediately tapped the keyboard to express his excitement.

[Nuo Nuo: Brother! ! ! ! !You invited me! ! !Wow wow I'm so excited~qvq]

[One Gu Qingcheng: . 】

[Nuonuoya: Ahhh!I'm so glad my brother answered me! ! !Lop-eared rabbit covering his face.jpg]

The dialog was silent for a while.

Jing Nuo excitedly rubbed her hands.

In the next second, Yi Gu Qingcheng replied to him.

[Yi Gu Qingcheng: Sorry, I pulled the wrong person]

[You have been asked out of the team. 】

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Jing Nuo:.

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