My brother and I are getting more and more bent

When Mu Ye said that he wanted to teach Lin Sibai how to fall in love, it was indeed a whim.

But after saying it, he felt more and more that this method was feasible.

Isn't Lin Gou depressed because of the failure of pursuit?

Then teach him how to chase people, and after leaving the teacher, he will go after that girl, or other girls, isn't it easy?

When the time comes, he who succeeds will naturally not be depressed because of a broken relationship.

In the end, I didn't expect that what I got in exchange for all my enthusiasm and kindness turned out to be brain fragments!

Mu Ye angrily pulled the cold spirit and threw it on Lin Sibai: "You're so stupid! I'm not joking with you, I'm serious!"

Lin Sibai took the cold medicine and said solemnly: "I'm not joking with you, you should take the medicine."

"Your uncle, don't force me to beat you!" Mu Ye raised his fist fiercely.

Lin Sibai glanced at it calmly, first put the cold medicine back in the drawer, then looked at him lazily and said: "The so-called teacher is also to teach the truth and solve doubts. May I ask Mr. Xiaoye, you are not as good as my grades, and you are not as good as me." I've been in love, what are you going to teach me? How?"

"I, I haven't talked about it, haven't I read it?" Mu Ye himself is not very confident, but since he has said the words, he must carry them out to the end, otherwise it would be embarrassing?

Seeing that Lin Sibai wanted to talk, Mu Ye sat back on the stool again, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Don't think I haven't talked about it, but the theoretical knowledge is still very rich. It is definitely more than enough to teach you a straight man. You Don't worry, Baojiaobaohui will not charge you a penny. If you break up in love once after you leave the teacher, I—I—"

What about me, Mu Ye struggled for a moment, and then in order to increase Lin Sibai's trust, he said harshly, "I'll live broadcast and eat shit!"

Lin Sibai: "..."

"Well, my promise is enough for you to believe it?" Seeing that Lin Sibai didn't reply, Mu Ye kicked him.

Lin Sibai blinked, then chuckled magnetically, "So big?"

"Of course, but I'm not here for punishment, I'm confident." Mu Ye moved the stool to Lin Sibai's side, put his arm around his shoulder and patted him carelessly, "Just trust me, I promise You teach so flirtatiously, men and women take it all!"

"Oh? Are men and women alike?" Lin Sibai leaned back in the chair comfortably, with his fair and slender neck slightly tilted back, his deep eyes staring straight at Mu Ye, and his voice was playful, "Then what if I What do you do after eating?"

Hearing this was a joke, Lin Sibai didn't feel relieved, neither did Mu Ye.

So Mu Ye didn't take it seriously and said: "If you have that ability, I will let you eat!"

At this point, Lin Sibai had almost agreed to Mu Ye's stupid proposal, maybe because he thought it was fun, maybe because he wanted to watch the brothers live broadcast and eat shit.

So he took the initiative to ask, "Mr. Ono, what should we have in this first class?"

"Uh... well..." Mu Ye got stuck. After all, it was a temporary proposal. He was not prepared at all, so he pretended to cough twice, touched the tip of his nose, and said with a straight face like the bald head teacher: "You last night Insomnia, take a good rest today, we will start tomorrow. As the saying goes, haste makes waste, so don't worry, you won't be able to eat hot tofu like this, understand?"

He taught Lin Sibai like an old-fashioned little old man, his brows and eyes, which were always flamboyant and unrestrained, were deliberately frowned at this moment in order to make himself appear more mature.

Lin Sibai thought it was a bit interesting, just like teasing a child, he nodded cooperatively, "That's okay, start tomorrow."

He wants to see what tricks Mu Ye will play tomorrow.

But why didn't I find out before that Mu Ye's serious appearance is also very funny?

"Okay, it's settled like this." Seeing that he had passed the test, Mu Ye grinned happily.

His eloquence is really great, and he succeeded in fooling Lin Gou.

Yoshi, it was another day when I was so handsome!

"You can continue to eat egg tarts. I won't bother you anymore. After you eat and sleep for a while, recover your spirits. I'll come to you tomorrow." Mu Ye patted Lin Sibai's shoulder and stood up, walking away briskly.

His family's villa is located in the fourth building, three villas away from Lin's family. Both parents have gone to work, and there is only aunt at home, who is sitting in the restaurant making dinner for dinner.

Seeing him come back, he greeted him kindly, "Ono, are you done playing?"

"Yes, auntie, what's for dinner?" Mu Ye replied while changing shoes in the entrance.

Aunt Li said: "Eat cowpea and tomato scrambled eggs."

"Huh? No meat?" The carnivore Mu Ye pouted sadly.

Aunt Li smiled and said, "Aren't you tired of eating meat every day? Your mother said that it's hot these days, and you have to be vegetarian at night, otherwise you'll get angry easily."

"Well... well, if you are a vegetarian, you will be a vegetarian. Fortunately, I had a big meal at noon." After changing his shoes, Mu Ye proudly stroked his bulging stomach, "Auntie, I'm going to take a shower first."

"Okay, let's go."

Mu Ye came out after taking a shower and drying his hair, and logged into the morning forum website again. This time, the title was: [I asked my brother about the person who broke up in love in the morning. Now my brother is willing to be taught how to fall in love by me, but how to teach?Please help ladies and gentlemen. ]

1L: Yo, I actually followed a post about a series.

2L: The landlord brother is very easy to learn, so you agreed so quickly?

5L: Sir, you have to roughly describe your brother's appearance conditions. After all, the conditions are different, and the method is also different.

Mu Ye thought it made sense, and replied to 5L: [He's the top student in our school, the first grader, with money at home, living in a villa. ]

As soon as this article came out, the people in the post instantly exploded.

8L: Damn, it's just to tease us for a long time, tall, rich and handsome, but lacking a girlfriend?

9L: The landlord is not kind, such a handsome, rich and good grades guy can't find a girlfriend?Will be rejected by girls?

14L: It's all gone, the host is just walking around for a long time, showing off his brother's richness and handsomeness, bah, I'm afraid he's not a wsn.

Mu Ye looked at the one-sided curse in the group in astonishment.

Al, he told the truth, why did he provoke public anger?

Although Zhou Yang, Lu Hao and him were both surprised and unbelievable to be rejected by the girl on Lin Sibai's terms, but the fact is true.

He didn't lie.

Mu Ye typed to save: [Don't go, I really didn't lie, what I said is true! ]

[Ladies and sisters, don't abandon me, I didn't play with you, I'm telling the truth. ]

It's a pity that no one will enter his posts later, and he is completely disgusted.

Mu Ye scratched his hair in distress. It's over. Without the brainstorming of netizens, how can he teach his brothers to fall in love with a person who has no love experience and no interest in love, and who is nicknamed "Steel Straight Man"?

Crying, ladies and sisters fooled me into teaching brothers to fall in love, why did they abandon me halfway?

no more love...

Mu Ye fell back on the bed, staring anxiously at the ceiling in a daze.

After an unknown amount of time, he struggled to turn over and picked up the phone again.

Dragging Zhou Yang and Lu Hao into the small group, he asked: [Onion, mouse, I have a question for you. ]

Zhou Yang, the 5G surfing show, returned quickly: [What is such a mysterious question?There were only three of us in the group, you abandoned Brother Lin? ]

Lu Hao sent out a wretched emoji, [Brother Ye, is it because you want to show us something pornographic, for fear of being rejected by Brother Lin? ]

Students in high school, both boys and girls, are interested in sex, and the banter with each other is often a little too big.

But Lin Sibai is an exception, he is not interested in these at all, whenever boys talk about this, or when they are reading pornographic books, and want to pull him in, he will refuse to walk away with a blank face.

Affected by him, Mu Ye is actually very pure. He doesn't like to make jokes like this, and he doesn't like to read pornographic books. The only time he read them was when Zhou Yang took him to read them. After reading them, he blushed like a monkey's butt.

[roll!Not such a thing!is something else! ] Mu Ye sent out several emojis beating his head.

[I want to ask you, if you chase girls, how do you usually chase them? ] Lest they say anything more, Mu Ye quickly brought up the topic.

The group was silent for a few seconds, and then frantically jumped out of the emoji package like a corpse.

Zhou Yang: [I'll go, Brother Ye, you also secretly agreed? ]

Lu Hao: [Who do you like?How do we not know?That Huang Tian from Class [-]? ]

Zhou Yang: [Sister Chen who is one class higher than us? ]

Lu Hao: [Brother Ye, you are not bad, the straight man of steel has finally blossomed. ]

These two people are really talkative and can't talk about the point.

I should have known not to ask them.

Mu Ye curled his lips in disgust, but after asking all the questions, he could only bite the bullet and continue, [It's not what you said, you just need to answer my questions, and shut up about the others. ]

Zhou Yang: [Brother Ye, you are not authentic, if you don’t make it clear, how can we come up with an idea? ]

Lu Hao: [That's right, brother Ye, tell me why you ask this? ]

Zhou Yang: [Really in love with someone?Who the hell is it? Tell us quickly. I'm so curious. If you don't tell me, I won't be able to sleep tonight. ]

Lu Hao: [Me too. ]

Mu Ye: "..."

Got it!

Just asking, waste of time!

Mu Ye didn't answer directly, logged out of WeChat, put the phone on the bedside table, adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner in the bedroom, and then got under the covers to sleep.

Waking up early to play basketball is really tiring. He wanted to sleep for a while, so let's think about it when he wakes up. Anyway, he told Lin Gou that tomorrow is still very early.

After falling asleep, Mu Ye slept directly until his aunt came up to ask him to have dinner, rubbed his eyes, and yawned.

Mom and Dad have come back from get off work and are sitting in the living room watching TV.

Seeing him sleepy-eyed, Mu's mother, Du Li, scolded in distaste: "Look at you, you go out to play or sleep at home all day long. Have you finished your summer homework? There's only one more day to start school. How did I find out?" You don't seem to have done your homework?"

"Oh, Mom, I did it, you don't have to worry." Mu Ye said nonsense, but he didn't move a single word of his homework.

There's nothing he can do about it, he's born to be the type to sprint at the critical moment, and he can't do it until the last moment.

"Did you really do it?" Du Li looked him up and down distrustfully.

Mu Ye opened his eyes and nodded sincerely, "Really, it's more real than pearls. If you don't believe me, ask Sibai."

"Sibai always helps you talk, so I asked him what he can ask?" Du Li was amused by Mu Ye's little thought, and gave him a doting look, "Forget it, I don't care if you do it or not, anyway, I'm very concerned about your grades." There is no hope. Go wash your hands and eat."

"Obey, my mother." Mu Ye teased him like an ancient man clasping his fists.

Mu's father was amused by him, closed the magazine, stood up and patted the back of his head, "I can't study, I know how to play tricks, when will you be able to learn like others?"

"Si Bai is born with a smart brain, okay? I can't compare with him." Mu Ye held the back of his head and said in disbelief: "Besides, dad, why don't you compare with Uncle Lin, who graduated from Wuhan University in 985?" Compare."

After finishing speaking, Mu Ye had a premonition that his father was going to kick someone, so he jumped three feet away. Hearing the word "stinky boy" from his father gnashing his teeth, he proudly went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

Mu Ye has the best way to deal with parents who compare their children. Every time he mentions Uncle Lin's education background, his father will shut up. After all, his father just graduated from an ordinary school, while Uncle Lin graduated from Wuhan University. What about the top students.

Mother Lin is also from Wuhan University.

Isn't it normal for such a high-skilled person to give birth to a young genius like Lin Sibai?

It's not like his parents, just one or two books.

However, each family has its own way of life. Now one of his parents works in a bank and the other works in the government. Although they don’t earn as much as business executives like Uncle Lin and Auntie Lin, they have a stable job from nine to five.

It is also another kind of happiness.

"Xiao Ye, is Si Bai broken in love?" Halfway through the meal, Du Li suddenly asked Mu Ye.

Mu Ye, who was digging his head into the rice, paused, raised his head with a grain of rice sticking to the corner of his mouth, "Ah? Mom, why are you asking that?"

Du Li sighed sadly: "When I came back, I ran into your Aunt Lin. She was very worried about Si Bai's recent situation, but they always respected the child, and they were not easy to ask directly, so they told me about it. It must be I want me to ask you. Tell Mom, what happened to Si Bai?"

"Tell your mother quickly, don't hide it." Mu Yuncheng encouraged his son, "Sometimes you children can't solve it, you can tell us adults."

"Oh, it's nothing." Mu Ye wouldn't betray his brother. He wouldn't take the initiative to say things that Lin Sibai didn't want others to know. This is the tacit understanding between them, otherwise they wouldn't be close brothers." Mom and Dad, don’t worry, Si Bai will become lively soon, don’t you worry about me being here? I will drive him.”

"You have been taking it for a month and I haven't seen you mobilizing it." Du Li was disgusted with her son again, seeing that there were still two mouthfuls of rice in his bowl, she urged: "Eat quickly, go and see Si Bai after eating, and take him out for a walk." Once you leave, don't stay at home all day long."

"I still want to eat a bowl." Mu Ye stared.

Du Li perfectly demonstrated what a real mother is: "Why eat so much? Anyway, I don't grow brains."

Mu Ye: "Are you my real mother?"

Du Li: "No."

Mu Yuncheng: "I sent you to your mother's phone bill."

Mu Ye: "..."

Sadly, he was forcibly driven out by his parents, and Mu Ye wandered around the community in a miserable state. At this point, Lin's family was also having dinner, so he didn't want to bother him.

It's not that I'm embarrassed, but I'm afraid that Lin Sibai will ask him how to teach love.

Teach me a fart, his mind is blank now, how to teach?

I took out my phone and looked at him after he was sleeping. Most of the messages Zhou Yang and Lu Hao sent were gossip about him, and it took me a long time to find some serious ones.

Zhou Yang: [Chasing people is not easy, just treat guests to dinner and give gifts. ]

Lu Hao: [Appropriate words of love, flirt a little. ]

Zhou Yang: [Look for opportunities to be alone, and ask out for a walk to look at the moon. ]

He would also say this kind of thing, but just a few simple sentences are not enough to improve his brother's flirting skills.

Moreover, teaching people must not be so general, otherwise who would not know it?

Theory must be combined with practice!

In fact, Mu Ye probably has a direction in his mind, but it's still confusing how to teach it. After all, a scumbag like him has never done serious business other than fighting and skipping classes.

So how should it be taught?

Mu Ye kicked away the pebbles at his feet, and pulled the curly hair in distress.

At this moment, he finally understood that the bald class teacher is not easy. It turns out that being a teacher is not something you can do if you want to.

Just when Mu Ye couldn't think of a good way, and was about to go to Lin Sibai like this, two girls were watching a movie in an octagonal pavilion he passed by.

He inadvertently glanced sideways, and his good eyesight of 5.2 instantly saw the picture on the screen clearly. In an instant, his mind exploded like fireworks, and Mu Ye clapped his hands hard.

There is a way!

Not long after Lin Sibai finished his meal, he was sitting in the living room watching the news with his parents when he was dragged upstairs to the bedroom by Mu Ye who came to their house.

After entering the room, Mu Ye graciously helped him move a chair and put it in front of the small blackboard, and pressed his shoulders to let him sit down.

Lin Sibai raised his eyebrows and let him play.

Sit down cooperatively.

Mu Ye smiled satisfied, and clasped the small blackboard with physics formulas written on it with his fingers: "Can you wipe it?"

Lin Sibai shrugged: "It's up to you."

Mu Ye wiped it clean quickly, then picked up a black marker, straightened his loose and fat white T in a pretentious manner, raised his chest and tucked in his abdomen, and with a contrived smile, he announced: "Teacher Xiaoye's first class, now begins! "

Lin Sibai couldn't help laughing, stretched out his long legs lazily, and said in a hoarse voice: "Didn't it mean tomorrow? How did it change tonight?"

"Aren't I thinking of you? I teach you one day earlier, so you can be a teacher one day sooner." Mu Ye raised his eyebrows angrily, "How about it, aren't you very touched?"

Lin Sibai 'sit upright', "Don't dare to move."

"Be serious!" Mu Ye knew that Lin Sibai was teasing him, so he kicked off his slippers angrily.

Lin Sibai said with a smile on his face, "Okay, okay, be serious, then Mr. Ono, let's start the class, and I will listen carefully."

"It's more or less the same." Satisfied, Mu Ye raised the small blackboard a bit to make it easier for him to write.

Dog-like handwriting scrawled on it.

As his body moved away, Lin Sibai gradually saw what he wrote.

"The first lesson, love stories." "

"The most important thing in chasing girls is to have a sweet mouth, Lin Gou. Your biggest problem is that your mouth is too poisonous. You have a B number in this regard, right?" Mu Ye finished writing and turned to Lin Sibai.

Lin Sibai nodded noncommittally, "You can say that."

"Very good, it seems that you are still a little self-aware." Mu Ye nodded deeply, and then imitated the teacher, holding the pen in the back of his hand, repeatedly drawing horizontal lines under the word "love words", and continued: "So our first One lesson is to correct your bad tongue problem, and teach you to become a 24-hour boyfriend who can blurt out love words."

Lin Sibai said "Oh~" in a lazily elongated tone, and asked shamelessly, "Then, Mr. Ono, how can you correct my venomous tongue problem?"

"That's a good question." Mu Ye teased his bangs, very satisfied with Lin Sibai's interaction with him.

Hahaha, this is the first time I feel this feeling of being a teacher, it's really cool.

Moreover, Lin Gou, the number one in the city, asked him questions!

Thinking of this, Mu Ye was very happy, the corners of his mouth curled up.

Seeing his stupid appearance, Lin Sibai felt like laughing more and more.

This idiot really shines when someone else gives him some sunshine, and he loves to climb up the pole.

But if you feel it carefully, it seems that the month-long emotional slump has indeed become easier because of his stupid behavior.

Sure enough, his pistachio will always be Mu Xiaoye.

That being the case, let him be more happy, "Mr. Xiaoye, don't be foolish, teach me quickly."

"Hahaha, Lin Gou, you also have times to beg me." Mu Ye couldn't hold back anymore and burst out laughing.

He had the appearance of a sunny little milk dog. With this smile, the whole bedroom seemed to brighten up.

Lin Sibai's deep eyebrows and eyes gradually softened, and his whole body relaxed, waiting for him to finish his complacency.

Mu Ye quickly realized that he was too embarrassing, so he coughed to stop himself, then, seeing Lin Sibai staring at him eagerly, said secretly: "Okay, I'll teach you right away, Master Xing Have you seen "The King of Comedy"?"

Not knowing why Mu Ye mentioned this movie, Lin Sibai replied truthfully: "I've seen it, I watched it with you."

"Really?" Mu Ye himself can't remember clearly, recalled it, it seems to be like this, it was all two years ago, "That's just right, you remember the most classic plot in it, you raised me, right? "

Lin Sibai nodded, "I remember."

Mu Ye clapped his hands excitedly: "Very good, let's use this plot now to exercise your ability to talk about love."

"You asked me to imitate the plot of the movie?" Lin Sibai frowned slightly, a little repelled, "I'm not interested in acting, and I wouldn't act like this in front of the air, so silly."

"It's not right, tell me." Mu Ye had long planned to sacrifice himself to help his brother.

Woohoo, he is so great!

Mu Ye patted his chest righteously and said, "I'll act with you, and you tell me."

Lin Sibai frowned even tighter, glanced up and down at Mu Ye who was much taller than the girls, and said with disgust: "Not to mention, I can't say love words to men."

"Damn, are you being hypocritical!" Mu Ye was so angry that he didn't dislike Lin Sibai, how dare Lin Sibai dislike him?Damn it, "It would be nice if I could act with you, otherwise, with your straight and vicious tongue, do you think you can find a young lady to accompany you to practice chasing love scenes?"

"That's not necessary. I can't say anything about love when I look at your face." Lin Sibai firmly refused. He and Mu Ye grew up together. Although they usually get along very close, they never said nasty words. passed.

"Damn it, is there something wrong with my face? Why can't you say it!" Mu Ye thought that Lin Sibai was euphemistically calling him ugly, so he was so angry that he put his handsome face in front of him, "You Open your eyes for me, I'm so handsome, so good-looking, what can't you say?"

The sudden approach of his handsome face made Lin Sibai's body tense up rarely, it was an inertial sense of crisis that the safety zone was violated.

He blinked, looked deeply at Mu Ye's black, bright and clear eyes that were close at hand, and first a sentence flashed in his mind: Such beautiful eyes, and then slowly spit out the poisonous words: "You don't know that people are too close, but you just look at them." Don't you know your face? You idiot."

Mu Ye:! ! !

"You deserve a broken relationship!" Mu Ye drew back angrily, staring at the lazy person on the chair with his hands on his hips.

Someone knew nothing wrong and shrugged innocently, "I'm just telling the truth."

Mu Ye: "..."

Finally, I know why the lady from the Foreign Language Experimental Middle School rejected Lin Gou. He also refused when he asked him to be a woman. This kind of straight-tongued man should be born alone!

Sulking alone for a long time, Mu Ye rolled his eyes and thought of a wonderful idea, grabbed Lin Sibai's wrist and pulled him up, "Go, go to my house, I have a solution."

Before Lin Sibai had time to say anything, he was dragged away.

Lin's father and Lin's mother saw the two of them coming down holding hands, and asked them where they were going with concern.

Mu Ye replied: "Uncle and aunt, I will take Si Bai to my house."

Hearing this, Lin's father and Lin's mother stopped talking immediately. The two children are often either you at my house or me at your house. The relationship is very sticky.

At his home, Mu Yuncheng Du Li went out for a walk and was not at home. Mu Ye applauded secretly. He first took Lin Sibai to his bedroom and pushed him in, "Wait for me for a while, I'll be right back."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and ran to his parents' bedroom on the third floor. Lin Sibai leaned against the door and looked at his back strangely, wondering what he was going to do again.

Boring, she went into the room and sat down at his desk, waiting for him to come back.

About a minute or two later, the door opened slowly, and what Lin Sibai saw first was a head of long golden hair.

Lin Sibai thought it was Aunt Mu who came, so he stood up quickly.

In the next moment, Mu Ye's handsome face with a smirk barged in forcefully, Lin Sibai opened his eyes wide in surprise.

so ugly!

"How about it, can you talk to my face now?" Mu Ye curled his hair with his fingers deliberately like a girl, and winked at Lin Sibai with a wink.

Lin Sibai's word 'roll' came to his throat in an instant, but in the end he held back and said in an incomprehensible way: "You don't have to do this."

"It's okay, teacher. I just burn myself to illuminate the students. For your bright future, what is my sacrifice?" Mu Ye said solemnly, with the appearance of a great man who is selfless and dedicated, "Come on Let's try it out."

Wearing his mother's wig, Mu Ye walked to a place two meters away from Lin Sibai and stopped, and then imitated the Liu Piao Piao style in "The King of Comedy", smoothed all his hair to the side of his neck, and turned his back to Lin Sibai, Arms around his chest, he turned his head, "Are you supporting me if you don't go to work?"

Lin Sibai: "..."

Mu Ye waited for a while, saw that Lin Sibai didn't cooperate, clicked his tongue, and reprimanded him impatiently: "Hurry up and say your lines, if you want to learn to blurt out love words, you have to practice in practice, bareback is not enough, so We need to imitate the lines in the movie now, talk more, and you will form a natural reaction in the future."

Lin Sibai looked at Mu Ye's unmasculine appearance, and to be honest, his hand was a little itchy, his left hand unconsciously touched the cold white and thin wrist bone of his right hand, and turned it over and over again.

But seeing Mu Ye's brows full of concern for him from the bottom of his heart, this emotion was suppressed by him again.

The light-colored pupils narrowed, Lin Sibai finally did not have the kindness of Brother Fu, and said, "I will try."

"That's right." Mu Ye smiled relieved, not knowing that he was almost beaten just now.

He turned around and re-acted.

——He flicked his head, looking back at what he thought was beautiful, and even added some drama himself, slowly stroked his hand from the chin to the collarbone, blinked greasy at Lin Sibai, and said in a high-pitched voice: "Not going to work You support me."

Lin Sibai: "Get lost."