My brother and I are getting more and more bent

Ashley!

"Your uncle, are you looking for a beating?" Mu Ye never thought that Lin Sibai would tell him to fuck off, so angrily he grabbed his wig and threw it at him.

Lin Sibai caught it, thought for a while, and laughed, "Don't blame me, you were really greasy and ugly like that just now, and it's the first time I've seen you wearing a wig as a woman." Shrugged, "Really I can't get used to it."

"Do you think I want to dress up as a woman? It's not for you!" Mu Ye doesn't have a hobby of dressing up as a woman. It's not because of his brother that he sacrificed so much, otherwise he would wear a wig.

"I said you don't have to do this." Lin Sibai stroked the wig in his hand to avoid knots, "Put it back, I don't need you to do this, but you do it instead, I think it's weird."

"What's so strange, once you're familiar with the second time, just look at you and you'll be familiar." Mu Ye became stubborn, and the more Lin Sibai didn't want him, the more he wanted him, so he took back the wig and put it on again, "You Since you are not used to it, then get used to my look first, and then we will spend 10 minutes face to face like this!"

Lin Sibai paced and fled outside, "No, I'm going back."

"Don't leave." Mu Ye grabbed his wrist and pulled him back, "You don't like me today, so you are not allowed to leave."

"Mu Ye, you really don't need to sacrifice so much." Lin Sibai persuaded helplessly.

But Mu Ye made up his mind, "No, I, Mu Ye, always keep my word. Since I want to teach you, I must do what I say. If you give up on the first day, I, Mu Ye, will still be your brother." !"

No.

Lin Sibai actually wanted to answer this way, but considering a certain person's hot temper, he decided not to irritate him anymore, otherwise he might have to do something more stupid than teaching love.

"Okay, just 10 minutes, I'm going back in 10 minutes."

"All right, all right, you have the final say." Satisfied, Mu Ye finally smiled, and pulled Lin Sibai to sit on the edge of the bed. Both of them took off their slippers and crossed one leg, silently. face to face.

Although they have been brothers for 17 years, the two have been together since they opened their crotch pants until they are about to enter the second grade of high school. The relationship can be said to be equivalent to brothers, but the two seem to have never looked at each other so quietly and closely for a long time.

Mu Ye felt a little strange, and the glazed eyes sparkled brightly, "I'm going, Lin Gou, why are your eyelashes so long? And there is a small mole under the corner of your right eye. Why didn't I notice it before? Your eyes look like It's more gray than when I was a kid, and it used to be a little darker, and now it's kind of like your grandpa's eyes."

The bluffing sound came out heartlessly, and Lin Sibai felt a little headache. These two idiots, don't you think it's a bit embarrassing for them to face each other so close?

How did he manage to keep his mouth broken like this without embarrassment?

Lin Sibai is not as heartless as Mu Ye, on the contrary, he is more sensitive. Of course, this sensitive skill does not focus on love.

Like Mu Ye, Lin Sibai also discovered some new points that he hadn't noticed before. For example, Mu Ye's eye shape is very beautiful, a combination of phoenix eyes and peach blossom eyes, and the color of his lips is also extremely pink. Like applying lipstick.

The neck is slender and white, and the lines of the shoulders and neck are smooth and beautiful. Putting on his current golden wig, for a moment, Lin Sibai really thought that he was a delicate and soft girl.

Just stop talking.

Mu Ye: "Lin Gou, I want to shit."

Lin Sibai: "..."

"I really want to take a shit. I ate spicy food at noon. You know, I tend to have diarrhea after eating spicy food." Mu Ye covered his stomach in discomfort. He was obviously fine just now, but suddenly it hurt, but he made an appointment with his brother The 10 minutes didn't finish, and Mu Ye couldn't run to the toilet for a while.

Lin Sibai raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, his lazy voice revealed a bit of helplessness and connivance, "Hurry up and go."

"Then don't go, I'll come out right away." Mu Ye rushed to the bathroom in a hurry, and the door was closed with a loud noise.

Lin Sibai let out a long sigh, and suddenly smiled lightly to himself: As rough as he is, he is still soft and beautiful?

Tsk, he was really assimilated by Mu Ye, and his eyes are not very good anymore.

Lin Sibai didn't wait for Mu Ye to come out, because he felt that the staring game just now was a bit strange, and he didn't want to continue at all, so he took advantage of Mu Ye squatting in the toilet, and told him at the door that he wanted to go back and solve the problem. gone.

Mu Ye was suffering from a stomachache and couldn't go out to catch him, so he had to let him go.

After squatting in the toilet and coming out, he first secretly put his mother's wig back in place, then went back to the bedroom and sent Lin Sibai a WeChat message: [Let's continue tomorrow. ]

Lin Sibai didn't reply right away. Mu Ye knew him well, and probably he was really serious about solving the problem, so he didn't have the energy to look at his phone.

Early the next morning, Mu Ye was lying on the bed sprawled in a deep sleep, half of the quilt was kicked to the ground by him, he didn't realize it, he felt a little cold - the air conditioner was turned on low last night, and his hands unconsciously scratched Grabbing, but not catching the quilt, he turned over and curled himself up into a ball and continued to sleep.

At this time, the vibrating sound of the phone call came from the bedside table, and even the whole bed was trembling.

Mu Ye covered his ears in pain, not listening to Wang Ba's chanting.

But the vibrating sound stopped and rang again, as if he would not give up if he didn't answer.

Mu Ye was so annoyed that he finally succumbed to the coercion of the 'Overlord' and opened a slit slightly to get the phone. Seeing that the caller ID was that bastard Zhou Yang, he picked it up through gritted teeth, "Onion, are you so special?" Why don't you say something about the end of the world, and I'll kill you!"

"Oh, Brother Ye, don't be so angry when you wake up." Mu Ye has a very strong irritability when waking up. If you don't make an appointment with him a day in advance and wake him up in the morning, he will be very angry and irritable. Zhou Yang Quickly get down to business, "Chen Yuan has another appointment to play basketball. Today, we play for money. The bet is 500. Let's each pay 100. How about it, Brother Ye, do you want to play?"

"Don't play!" Mu Ye's head was heavy, and he just wanted to sleep at this moment.

Zhou Yang coaxed again and again: "Don't worry, Brother Ye, school starts tomorrow, and the second year of high school in our school will start on Saturday, so you don't need to think about homework, it must be more than the first year of high school, there will be no time to play in the future."

Mu Ye, who was about to hang up the phone, paused. He felt that what Zhou Yang said made sense, and most importantly, he remembered that he was now Lin Gou's teacher Ono, so he asked him to go out to play as a teacher. Still dare not follow?

Hey!

Finally, there is a way to get Lin Gou out!

Mu Ye replied briskly: "Okay, is it still there yesterday?"

Zhou Yang: "Yeah, it was just there yesterday. After the game, let's take the money we won and go have a good time."

Mu Ye: "OK, I'll call Lin Gou again and promise to drag him out today!"

"Really? That's great!" Zhou Yang patted his legs excitedly, "With Brother Lin here, we will definitely kill everyone!"

The third and fourth commanders refer to Mu Ye, Lin Sibai and Zhou Yang Luhao, but Zhou Yang and Luhao belong to the kind who forcibly bound them to make their debut, relying on sucking their blood to make themselves famous, so as to rank among the school grassroots.

Especially smelly and shameless!

Like Mu Ye, Lin Sibai also likes to sleep late in the morning, even he likes to sleep more than Mu Ye, this may be because his brain is too heavily loaded.

When he heard the knock on the door, the word Mu Ye came to Lin Sibai's mind without hesitation.

Only he knocked on the door so uninhibited and uninhibited.

Sure enough, the next moment, Mu Ye's resonant voice came from outside the door, "Lin Gou, wake up soon, the sun is shining on your butt."

Lin Sibai frowned uncomfortably, it was really painful to be forcibly awakened, but who could tell that there was Mu Xiaoye outside the door.

He doesn't ignore anyone and he won't ignore Mu Ye. This may be the tacit understanding between the two for many years - Mu Ye will only tap the door once, and then wait quietly for him to open the door. As long as he is not paralyzed, he will always open it. .

Slowly, he got up from the bed, raised his hand to stroke his sleepy hair, Lin Sibai walked to the door listlessly and opened it, and saw that he was in sportswear again, with a basketball net bag in his left hand, his eyebrows raised slightly, "Are you going out to play basketball again?"

"Yeah, you hurry to wash up, you go with me today." Mu Ye pushed open the half-open door, turned Lin Sibai who was in a state of laziness, and pushed him to the bathroom.

Lin Sibai leaned back and refused to move, turned around and looked at him lazily: "I won't go, you can go by yourself."

"Whoever said you won't go, I said you will go." Mu Ye stared, his bright eyes widened, "Don't forget that I am your teacher Xiao Ye now, you have to respect me, So listen to me."

"I don't see you listening to the old class." Lin Sibai pursed his lips in a funny way. Mu Ye is a well-known problem student in the school. Not to mention that the class teacher can't help him, even the dean is often angry with him. San Gao threatened to fire him sooner or later.

"I didn't listen, I'm very obedient, okay?" Mu Ye retorted weakly, and then seeing Lin Sibai staring at him with a half-smile, he said angrily, "I don't care, I'm your teacher, you're here I have to listen to what I have to say."

"Mr. Xiaoye, you are too domineering." Lin Sibai joked in a low voice.

Mu Ye put one hand on his hips, straightened his chest, and his rosy lips moved arrogantly, "Just be overbearing, what do you want? Don't you want to listen to me?"

"Then what if I don't listen?" Lin Sibai copied it into the pocket of his pajamas with one hand, and put on a bad student appearance of "following the above".

Seeing him like this, Mu Ye instantly felt that his third grade was about to come out. So, is this how the bald head teacher usually looks at him?

Suddenly I felt sorry for Lao Ban.

Mu Ye thought that Lin Sibai would be obedient and go out if he put on the identity of Mr. Ono, but he didn't want to go out, and school starts tomorrow. If he continues like this, how much will Uncle and Aunt Lin worry about him?

It's really not worrying!

Mu Ye racked his brains and began to think of a way. Suddenly, he glanced at the pillow towel on Lin Sibai's bed from the corner of his eye. With an idea, he ran to pull it up and put it on his head, pretending to be a girl with long hair.

"Okay, I'm Mu Xiaoye now, and I'm not only your teacher, but also your virtual girlfriend. The second class we teach today is called Little Milk Dog. In other words, you have to completely obey your girlfriend. if!"

Lin Sibai didn't expect Mu Ye's sudden change of clothes, and he didn't expect him to say something about his virtual girlfriend. Seeing the tall and thin young man wearing a pillow cover funny, like a renter, Lin Sibai I couldn't help but laugh, "Mu Ye, you are a funny man sent by heaven, right?"

"Fuck off, you're just funny." Mu Ye walked up to Lin Sibai aggressively, put his hands on his hips and taught him, "From now on, Mu Ye will be your brother, and Mu Xiaoye will be your virtual girlfriend. You can reject your brother, but you cannot reject Mu Xiaoye." ,Understand?"

"I don't understand." Lin Sibai shook his head holding back a smile.

Mu Ye was so angry that he gesticulated at his neck and pushed him against the wall, pretending to be vicious, but in fact he was a bit aggressive because of the baby's fat and fair complexion, "Do you understand now?"

Lin Sibai saw that he was about to run away on the spot, and originally wanted to tease him, but since he made himself happy, he changed his mind and said: "Okay, I understand, but I don't want to be a little tit dog."

"Then you will be a little wild dog." Mu Ye said casually, and after finishing speaking, he got something, and laughed, "Little wild dog, Xiaoye's dog, hahaha, Lin dog, you are my dog."

"Huh?" Lin Sibai made a nasal sound magnetically, and the next moment, he grabbed Mu Ye's waist and pressed him against the wall, grabbed his wrists, and pressed them on both sides.

He is two centimeters taller than Mu Ye, and he narrowed his eyes slightly to look at him: "Do you want to die?"

Mu Ye was only smiling just now, but Lin Sibai turned his back and moved his hands. Seeing that he couldn't break free, he curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said, "Is it okay if I said the wrong thing? Then be faithful." Is the dog article okay? Or the little wolf dog, which one do you like?"

"I don't like any of them." Lin Sibai's thin, shattered hair hung on his forehead, pressing down on his high browbones, making his light-colored eyes look deeper and darker. Seeing that Mu Ye was about to get angry again, he changed the subject and spoke casually. He opened the mouth and said, "But since you said that you are my virtual girlfriend, then you can call Brother Sibai to listen, it sounds nice, and I will go out with you today."

Mu Ye: "I don't want it!"

Refuse without hesitation.

Lin Sibai raised his eyebrow lazily, "Are you sure?"

Mu Ye: "..."

Gan!

Lin Gou is forcing him!

hateful!

Speaking of which, judging from the pregnancy time of their mothers, Mu Ye and Lin Sibai were definitely older than Lin Sibai, but Lin Sibai was born prematurely, so in the end, Lin Sibai was born prematurely. He also came out three days earlier than Mu Ye.

Just because of these three days, before Mu Ye was six years old, he used to call Lin Sibai brother. Later, when he had some ideas of his own, he refused to call him brother, and tried every means to make Lin Sibai call him brother. Naturally, all methods failed. .

As a result, now Lin Sibai is sitting on the ground and raising the price, relying on his own desire to pull him out, he threatens him to call him brother, and still thinks about brother Bai, is it disgusting or not.

Is he, Mu Ye, a person who succumbed to power?

Mu Ye: Yes!

"Brother Sibai." Mu Ye gritted his teeth and called out, reassuring himself that he is a teacher, so he must be dedicated.

"It's too fierce, no way." Lin Sibai said he didn't like it.

Mu Ye wrinkled his nose and bared his teeth at him, he looked like a 'little wild dog'.

Lin Sibai smiled playfully, confident, "Do you still want me to go out with you?"

Mu Ye: Shit!He is truly the greatest teacher in the world!

No matter, fight!

If he didn't pull Lin Sibai out of the house today, he would stand on his head and eat shit!

Mu Ye adjusted his mood, closed his eyes and took two deep breaths. When he opened his eyes again, his eyes were black and bright, and he looked straight at Lin Sibai in the most natural and purest manner. Authentic, extraordinarily crisp, like the light mist of a mountain stream in the morning, refreshing, "Brother Sibai~~~~~~~~"

The ending is elongated and rising, with the soft language of Wu Nong in the Jiangnan area.

At that moment, Lin Sibai felt his heart was hit hard by something, and the place where he was holding Mu Ye's wrist became hot. He let go of Mu Ye and took a step back.

Blunted: "Hello mother."

Mu Ye glared and spit fire, and flung himself forward to beat Lin Sibai, but he dodged sideways.

Lin Sibai knew he was making people angry, so he coaxed: "Okay, I agree to go out with you, stop making trouble."

"Get out, I'll talk about it after I beat you up." Mu Ye didn't care so much, he insisted on giving Lin Sibai some color?see?see.

He jumped on Lin Sibai's back and moved his hair vigorously. Lin Sibai was very helpless and afraid that he would fall, so he subconsciously hooked his knees to stabilize him.

When he was done, Lin Sibai's head had become a chicken coop.

Under Mu Ye's triumphant laughter, Lin Sibai walked into the bathroom to wash up without a word.

While brushing his teeth, he looked at himself in the mirror, and Mu Ye's words, "Brother Sibai," suddenly appeared in his mind. '

I don't know if it's the aftertaste filter or what.

A slogan popped up in Lin Sibai's mind.

Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet.