Strange disease

On weekends, my friends from the student union repeatedly urged me to come out and asked me out. After many days of depression, I finally made up my mind that I couldn’t go on like this, so I finally tidied myself up and reluctantly went to the appointment.

When I went out, the sun shone on my face and was even a little unaccustomed to it. I felt like a vampire who had seen the sun and was seriously deficient in vitamin D.

The other party is a girl from a different department than mine, her surname is Shi, her name is Shi Yu Ting, she looks beautiful, Yujie, she works vigorously, and is more capable than most men. Although I am about the same age as her, she always treats me like a The way my younger brother treats me, I sometimes work with her, but she occasionally looks at me with a suspiciously "kind" look, which makes my back feel cold, my hair stands on end, and I am quite puzzled.

Strange to say, I seem to have a good relationship with the opposite sex since I entered university, but it's a pity that this "good fortune" is wasted on me, after all, I'm a crook.

She is the only and the first person in this university who knows my sexuality.

Later, when I got acquainted with her, she told me that once she went back late and saw Xi Rong coming to pick me up from the auditorium, she immediately felt that something was wrong with me.

I have a vague impression of that incident. Our student union is sometimes in charge of the school's cultural activities. At that time, she and I were decorating the auditorium where the performance was held, because the formal rehearsal was going to be the next day, and the ceiling lights of the auditorium were at this critical time. It was broken, so we called the repairman, and it didn't end until eleven or twelve o'clock that night.

In the end, there were only the two of us left. During this period, Xi Rong called me several times, but because the signal in the auditorium was poor and I was too busy, I didn't receive his call at all.

The auditorium was stuffy and damp at night, and there were a lot of mosquitoes looking for food. I advised Shi Yuting to go back early. After all, she is a girl, so I can just stay and watch alone, but Shi Yuting waved her hand, Sitting on the floor loudly, he said he was afraid that I would not be able to handle it.

I couldn't laugh or cry, she insisted on staying, and I didn't say anything more, but thanks to her, the whole matter was finally resolved smoothly.

I didn't have a deep impression of her at the time, but I only remembered that she was a nice person, enthusiastic, and reliable in her work.

After I walked out of the auditorium, my mobile phone vibrated frantically. I looked up and found Xi Rong waiting at the door. In the dark night, a beam of moonlight above my head illuminated his tall and straight figure as bright and clear as snow.

Surprised and delighted, I ran forward and asked, "Why are you here?"

There was no joy or anger on his face. I had no idea how long he had been here. I remembered that I sent him a message in the afternoon and told him that he might be busy until late today, so he didn't have to wait for me.

He pointed to my mobile phone clearly, and I opened it, my good guy, is this school auditorium some kind of air-raid shelter? I haven’t sent a single message since the afternoon, and I didn’t bother to look at my phone at all. Forgot to check that too.

Seeing a bunch of unknown calls from Xi Rong above, I think he probably couldn't reach me, so he came to the school to find me.

I thought that Xi Rong must be in a hurry, but when he saw me, his expression had completely recovered, and he didn't accuse me at all.

I said goodbye to Shi Yuting and followed Xi Rong home.

It's just such a small thing, I didn't expect her to remember it for so long, and at a glance, she found out that I had something wrong with Xi Rong.

I was shocked after hearing this, and I asked Shi Yuting, can this still be seen?What is your superpower?Fire Wheel Eye?

She giggled and said, because of your eyes.

You can't deceive someone by liking someone's eyes, you like him.

Well, this sounds a bit unreal. I can only say that girls are amazing. Girls have good intuition. You must not lie to them in the future. It feels like you will be exposed in a second. It is scary to think about it .

So I decided not to hide it from her, I nodded to her and admitted honestly: "Yes, I like him."

After the matter developed, she became the only person who knew my secret, and I trusted her character not to reveal this matter to others, so I began to occasionally tell her about Xi Rong and me.

Like now-

We were seated in a tea restaurant where few people came, and when she came up, she just said, "What are you doing? What's wrong with Dr. Xi? Look at this ugly face."

I smiled awkwardly: "He didn't do anything to me, but what I wanted to do to him."

"Oh!" She slapped the table, "Student Ruan, you've been dawdling for so long, and you finally figured it out? Are you planning to go up and take down our Gaoling flower, Dr. Xi Rong?"

Who said "we" to her, and... There's something wrong with her words, I haven't even touched the corner of Xi Rong's clothes, how can I know who's up and who's off.

"Don't get me wrong." Shi Yuting seemed to see through what I was slandering, she grinned, revealing her eight white teeth, "The attack I'm talking about is the attack of the attack, just like you, you can only lie down The part that was pressed on the bed."

I:"………………"

What's wrong with me?I'm barely 1.8 meters tall, isn't it just a little thinner, and I look a little weaker in front of Xi Rong...

I smiled and said, "Thank you."

Shi Yuting cupped her hands: "No thanks, I wish your dreams come true soon."

Okay, although there are some small problems in the details, this is indeed a very timely and appropriate blessing.

Halfway through the meal, I couldn't hold back anymore, and asked her around, hoping to learn from her.

Although I'm really just a novice in love, the teacher in front of me is really a master of middle school. Since she went to college, she has changed boyfriends and has a football team. .

I asked her, "If you fell in love with a boy, how would you go after him?"

She mused thoughtfully for a long time, and slowly uttered three words: "Just go."

?

Ok?

Is that what I think it means?

She looked at me, picked the end of her charming eyes, spoke clearly, and said in an emphatic tone: "Go, do you understand, go to him."

She vowed: "There is no man who can't handle it with just one sleep. If it doesn't work, just sleep a few more times."

I opened my mouth wide and looked dull, expressing my sincere admiration.

She gave me a sideways look, with a tone of anger and sorrow: "I know you can't do it, but I can't help you with this matter. I can't put you in a bow tie and send you to Dr. Xi's bed, can I?"

Etc., etc……

What "I can't"?And what's with the blatant contempt in that tone? ? ?

I can be sure that I don't have any physical diseases in that area, except that I feel faster when I think about Xi Rong, but what's the matter?Which normal male will not be full of blood when he thinks of his sweetheart? ... I can do it, my lord!I'm fine!

I was about to explode, but Shi Yuting blocked me back with one sentence: "Tell me, where are you going now?"

I was silent, I really didn't want to admit that we never did a single step, never held hands, never kissed, never slept on the bed, he didn't even know that I liked him.

It sounds so sad...

Shi Yuting glanced at my expression and said with a clear face: "Okay, I get it, you are an innocent young man, my method doesn't apply to you, we have to take it step by step."

I immediately nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said in my heart that I am indeed a master of love!This can also prescribe the right medicine.

Shi Yuting broke off her fiery red manicure, and her green fingers waved in front of me: "First of all, the first golden rule: find opportunities to get in touch with him more, and the relationship is cultivated. Have you heard of the suspension bridge effect? When you are nervous and exciting, your heartbeat will speed up. If you are by his side at this time, human instinct will make him feel his heartbeat for you..."

She talked on and on for a long time, and I carefully remembered every word she said. I am afraid that I am not so serious in normal class.

Somehow we talked about whether I lived in Xi Rong's house or not, and I just mentioned that I was alone in the dormitory, Shi Yuting immediately turned black, pointed at me and scolded me mercilessly.

"Cub!" she yelled, "What does mother say about you? Such a good opportunity, why are you so cowardly? Even if you are a dog, you should make a dog skin plaster and stick it to Dr. Xi's body shamelessly!"

I:"……"

She grabbed me and made a final decision with a stern expression: "You go back today, no, right now, let's stop eating. It's not as important as chasing men after eating. It's your husband. Do you understand your lifelong happiness? Why don't you Are you in a hurry? Go, go, go, go back and pack your luggage, wash and pack yourself, and go to the door of Dr. Xi’s house. You have to let him let you in even if you cry and beg. I don’t believe he can still let you in You threw it outside?"

I:"………………"

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