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Xu Luo'an turned around Hu Jiao and the child in his arms in a daze, and said for a while, "This, this is your son?"

Hu Jiao: ...

The background music sounded very appropriate to the occasion, and the sun came out, bawling, bah, it was the song of the bleak white-haired girl. The black thread on Hu Jiao's head was blown by the cold wind and hung like a waterfall, and then Hu Jiao exploded: "Which eye do you see?" this is my son?!"

Xu Luo'an looked at it again, and secretly despised that you were the one who printed it like this. These small eyes...uh, and that small nose...well, the most similar thing is actually that small mouth... Maybe it was his son's random mouth. Mother, Xu Luoan is very serious and serious.

Hu Jiao had already seen the meaning of "this is definitely your son's" from the stupid human face, and he was furious immediately. He gathered his strength again and prepared to blow his hair, when suddenly he heard the child in his arms call out crisply and tenderly: " Dad, Dad!"

Hu Jiao: ...

The background music once again sounded very appropriate to the occasion, where is Dad going, it is very warm, joyful and touching.

Xu Luo'an raised her small eyebrows in shock: "You still say he's not your son?"

Hu Jiao was furious, holding the child with both hands and raising it high: "You see clearly, how could this be my son?!"

Xu Luo'an saw clearly that the little monster's transformation was obviously not in place, his arms were still soft and tender little wings, his little feet were like bird claws, and he was wrapped in a small black robe, which was wide and very air-tight. I don't know how to wear more clothes for my children in this cold winter!Xu Luo'an rolled his eyes at Hu Jiao, and silently raised his little middle finger.

Hu Jiao felt that it was difficult to be a demon, so he clenched his fists and roared angrily, "I have gone down to earth, how could it be possible for me to have an affair with a mortal and give birth to offspring?"

The little monster burst into tears when he heard the words, raised his fleshy chin, and called out very pitifully: "Daddy, daddy."

Such a soft and glutinous little bun instantly hit Xu Luoan's cute spot, and his brain hole has been opened to "a cruel father who abandoned his young son and was condemned by God", "a disabled and mentally handicapped father wandered with his son in the cold winter", "a college student's father's unmarried first son gave the society Enlightenment" and so on. A social topic worth discussing the value of life.

Hu Jiao was completely hit by the cries of the child in his arms, and his heart was tangled and complicated, with mixed feelings.Thinking that he lived for a full 500 years and was called Dad for the first time, he really has a sense of vision of fantasy time travel.

"I, I...don't call me daddy, I'm not your daddy!" Hu Jiao shook the child viciously, and the little monster spread its wings and hugged Hu Jiao's head tightly, crying with tearful eyes: "Dad , don't want me!"

Xu Luo'an really couldn't stand it any longer, grabbed the little goblin, and raised his eyebrows: "How could you treat your son like this?" It was simply too cruel and outrageous.

Hu Jiao word by word: "I! No! Yes! He! Dad! Dad!"

Xu Luoan's eyes twitched: "How do you prove it?"

Hu Jiao was stunned for a moment, then gritted his teeth and made a decision. One person and two demons instantly moved to Jixue Mountain.It's so late at night, I can't even see a single ghost in the mountain, Xu Luoan looked around, very good, this is really a good place to kill people, steal money, have sex, make money, make money, and pierce pilings! Bah, how could I spend time with this guy? !Uh, I said, Xiao Anzi, where is your brain?

"Hey, stupid human being, see clearly!" Hu Jiao shouted, and white smoke began to rise after retreating a few meters.Xu Luo'an's mouth grew stupid and cute. What's the matter with the dry ice effect that only appears in this kind of vulgar TV series?But soon after the white smoke completely covered Hu Jiao, Xu Luo'an felt the ground tremble, and regained his sanity from the evil world of brain holes.But when the white smoke dissipated to reveal Hu Jiao's real body, Xu Luo'an and the little monster in his arms widened their eyes and opened their mouths. Their expressions were exactly the same, so it was impossible to say that they were not their own.

"This, this is?!" Xu Luo'an unconsciously tightened his arms, and the child screamed, but Xu Luo'an was completely overwhelmed by the goblin in front of him!It is two meters long and nearly three meters tall, covered with yellow and brown patterns and fluffy white hair around its belly, and has a huge tail swaying behind its buttocks. It looks very, very warm at first glance!

"Dragon, Totoro?!" Xu Luo'an shouted excitedly, his love for it was beyond words, this was one of his favorite childhood creatures!

"Mouth!" After the incarnation, Hu Jiao's hair exploded all over his body: "How can I be such a vulgar creature like a chinchilla?! You can see clearly, I am a civet cat, a civet cat!!"

Eh?Tanuki?raccoon?Xu Luo'an suddenly fell from being a soft and cute pet to a childhood crispy noodle, and then couldn't help complaining, don't be a pet as tall as a chinchilla, how can a little raccoon compare with a god pet?

The little raccoon glanced at Xu Luo'an in an incomparably cool and noble manner: "See clearly, how could Xiaoxian be the father of this little monster?"

The corner of Xu Luoan's mouth twitched, return Xiaoxian?It's just a little goblin who has been around for hundreds of years.But speaking of forcing Hu Jiao to show his real body, he wanted to make himself more confident. As for the one in his arms, how could it be Hu Jiao's son? Well, it was definitely his younger brother! !Do you really think you are an idiot?If I can't even see this, I, a Taoist priest, will be in vain.

Xu Luo'an was thinking about how to reveal the truth in a cool and handsome way, when he suddenly felt a pain in his chest, and then he yelled "Aw!", and looked down, the little monster poked his chest with its beak.Xu Luo'an supported the little demon and lifted it into the air. The child's soft and cute bun face held back his small mouth with tears in his mouth, and he burst into tears: "Mom! The baby is hungry and needs grandma!"

"Shut up, don't shout!" Before Xu Luo'an could speak, the little raccoon became anxious and slapped his paw on the ground: "How could I have such a wife?!"

Xu Luo'an has black lines all over his head, strong man, are you focusing on the wrong thing?But this shout made Xu Luoan calm down a lot. He stroked his chin and looked at the child, then at the little raccoon, with an unusual seriousness: "To be honest, you abducted this child, right?"

Hu Jiao was really worried about Xu Luoan's IQ, and the anxiety changed back with a "puchi", pointing at Xu Luoan's nose and shouting: "You understand, I picked up this little monster!"

Xu Luoan: ...

Little monster: ...

Xu Luoan said coolly, "What's the difference between that and crutches?"

Hu Jiao really wanted to hit the tofu: "I really picked it up, I picked it up in the bushes of the school!"

You think that picking up children is as easy as picking up tofu, but children are not something you can pick up whenever you want, boy.Although Xu Luoan was willing to educate Hu Jiao in this way, but what Hu Jiao said next made Xu Luoan overturn his previous judgment.He looked at the little monster in his hand, he was very, very worried. It turns out that you can pick up a child if you want, and you can pick up a child if you just take a nap in the bushes. Although it is a monster, it is also The fact that this is indeed a soft and cute child cannot be ignored.

Xu Luo'an looked the little monster up and down, wondering: "What kind of monster is this?"

Hu Jiao stared at the sky speechlessly, folded his arms and said coldly: "This is the baby of the swan goose spirit. It should be that the swan goose accidentally dropped the baby on the way to the south."

The corner of Xu Luo'an's mouth twitched: "What kind of weird parents are these?" They actually lost their baby!unimaginable.

Hu Jiao secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and finally cleared himself of the suspicion of abductor.

Xu Luoan put down the little monster and looked up at Hu Jiao: "Then what should we do now? Are you going to raise this child?"

"Huh?" Hu Jiao was stunned, and looked at the little monster in Xu Luoan's arms. He probably didn't find anything to eat from Xu Luoan's place, so he stretched out his little wings to get into Hu Jiao's arms with great aggrievedness: "Dad, Dad, hug!"

Hu Jiao swallowed, and took a step back subconsciously: "I, I don't know how to raise children."

Xu Luo'an held up Yanbao solemnly: "You picked him up, at least until the child's parents find him, you have to raise him."

Yan Xiaobao was put back into Hu Jiao's arms, and the warm touch instantly touched the deep love in Hu Jiao's heart, so he happily accepted that it must be impossible, in fact Hu Jiao is very irritable The fried hair, jumping and yelling loudly, why should I raise it by myself!In the end, Xu Luo'an had a pleasant and friendly discussion with Hu Jiao, using a series of magic tools such as the demon-subduing talisman and the spirit spell, and Hu Jiao finally voluntarily and temporarily adopted this annoying little fairy.

The process was very harmonious and friendly.

In this way, in a hidden cave on Jixue Mountain, Hu Jiao built a barrier, spread some hay, added quilts and temporarily made a nest for Yanbao. Three meals for the little things to bring food, take away urine, shit, tell stories to sleep, very unwilling, this kind of monster is really annoying!

On the other side, Xu Luo'an followed Uncle Gen to finish listening to "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" Yu Wenhua and tearing up the enemy with his hands.Then happily took the welfare milk potato chips and other small snacks distributed by Uncle Gen today and went to Jixue Mountain to see that Hu Jiao, who was molested by Yan Xiaobao by the way, has really achieved both cultivation and life. Life can't be too good.

Just half a month later, the fact that Xu Luoan and Hu Jiao secretly raised the goblin baby was not discovered. Xu Luoan thought that this matter might be kept hidden like this, but he didn't expect to be discovered in the end, and the person who discovered it was actually It's the person I absolutely don't want to be involved with.

The cause of the matter came from a U disk,...

Pei Xingchen recently took over a job, and the other party asked for it to be completed within a month, so he hurriedly finished the work, and after staying up all night, he drove the things out, and prepared to copy them on a disk for delivery. gone.With a sullen face, Pei Xingchen rummaged through the sweatshirt from the inside to the outside, but still didn't see it, so it's impossible for him to fall into his underwear.Pei Xingchen rubbed his chin, thought over and over again, and checked today's itinerary. Because he stayed up all night and wanted to move his body, he planned to go to morning exercises. After running around, I went to eat by myself, and then I went to class for lunch break, then class and then for dinner. Finally, when it was time to deliver to the buyer, I realized that the disk had disappeared!It really hurts to think about it!

Did it fall out of your pocket when you went for a morning run?So it's still on Jixue Mountain?Pei Xingchen was slightly irritated, although his original data was still kept in the computer, but that disk was the backup of his various programs, if someone picked it up, it would be troublesome!Therefore, Pei Xingchen decided to go up the mountain to look for it.

The winter in the north is dark early, and the outdoor weather will drop to zero or below. Pei Xingchen is wrapped in a thick down jacket and holds a flashlight to search inch by inch along the mountain road. Fortunately, the grass is withered now, and the ground is almost bare. Outside, as long as you look carefully, you will find it.Sure enough, half an hour later, Pei Xingchen found that annoying little thing in a pile of withered grass by the roadside.Pei Xingchen looked at the plate in his hand, and breathed a sigh of relief, seeing that it was getting late, he turned off the flashlight and prepared to go down the mountain, but at this moment, a very coincidental coincidence, the plot unfolded, because Pei Xingchen saw a person , That's...Xu Luoan?Pei Xingchen squinted his eyes and looked at the figure in the distance. That road was not the right road, but a trail through the forest.

After all, Jixue Mountain is a mountain. The mountain road used for morning exercises was built artificially later. The original road up the mountain was a winding path. The straight distance is short but not easy to walk, so most people would not take that road.Pei Xingchen rubbed his chin. Just now, he had been walking along the mountain road without seeing anyone, but Xu Luoan appeared in front of him inexplicably. There is only one explanation. This kid took that small road, not to mention why he didn't take the big road to get into the small road Just saying that he didn't go back to the dormitory at night and ran alone in the mountains is definitely a problem!Pei Holmes made a reasonable reasoning quite witty, which is very worthy of praise.

Without hesitation, Pei Holmes followed up resolutely. It was not easy to follow someone in the dark sky, but Xu Luoan, who was being followed, didn't even try to cover up his whereabouts. He walked like a model in S shape, singing a high-pitched song from time to time. Looking up to the sky and screaming, he is very chivalrous.So Pei Xingchen followed without any difficulty, and followed him all the way to the woods.

Xu Luo'an didn't even notice that there was a person following behind him, singing an out-of-key song and unconsciously entered the barrier set up by Hu Jiao in the woods, that's right, it was, knot, boundary!Demon, spirit, de, knot, boundary!what does that mean?It meant that Pei Xingchen, who was following behind, was horrified to find that a good person had disappeared out of thin air!By, empty, no, see, it!No, see you!

Feel it a little bit! !

Mount Fuji erupts!Nigua Laga Falls back!Indian Ocean tsunami!Mars hitting the earth, 2013 is the end of the world, and so on are not enough to describe Pei Xingchen's inner world at the moment, this crumbling world, come and devour my lonely snow-like soul!Pei Tolstoy couldn't help but write a poem, and I really like it!

Pei Xingchen rubbed his eyes and looked again, but there was no one there.Knead again, look again, still empty.Until he rubbed his eyes into rabbits, there was still an empty darkness in front of him.So, for the first time in 20 years, the handsome guy surnamed Pei had the urge to hit his head against a tree.

Beep——!Beep——!Black crows are a characteristic of the mountains, and the cliffs are especially suitable for the scene.

Pei Xingchen only felt a chill on his forehead, and a chill spread from his back to his whole body, and he instantly returned to Pei Holmes, staring at the dark front, which was the place where Xu Luoan disappeared. How could such a living person disappear out of thin air? Woolen cloth?Unless he is not human, hehe, what is not human!Could it be a ghost, a demon, or an alien!Pei Xingchen yelled and roared, Nima turned me to the normal channel, this is not a pseudoscience exploration and revealing program!

Well, after masturbating again, Pei Xingchen's mind is a little messed up, trying to explain this strange phenomenon from a scientific point of view, first of all, Xu Luoan is a person, and secondly, it is impossible for a person to disappear for no reason, and finally come to a conclusion, There must be tricks in that road!There is a fork in the road?Have a burrow?Is there a blind spot?

Pei Xingchen walked back and forth along the road where Xu Luoan disappeared no less than ten times, and finally came to the conclusion that Xu Luoan's mother is really not a person! !