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Xu Luo'an is going crazy, sooner or later! !

Anyone who is stared at by roommates in the same dormitory all the time, and who is still staring at his ass, will go crazy! !

Xu Luo'an really didn't know where he offended Pei Xingchen again, why did he stare at him with his big eyes so endlessly?Xu Luo'an carefully clutched his butt and moved to his bed, casually glanced sideways, what the hell, why are you still staring so dryly?If you go any further, you will take off the window!young man!

Such a life that was worse than death lasted for a week, and Xu Luoan had gone from the weird reason why he wanted to kill himself with his eyes because he offended Pei Xingchen to the idea that Pei Xingchen might be a crook, so he fell in love with me...!Ah bah, I will swear to the death to defend the little chrysanthemum!

Rather bend than bend, very heroic!

Young man, please spare me!

Xu Luo'an really wanted to kneel and lick, being stared at by such fiery Hong Guoguo's fiery eyes for a week would make anyone break down!

"Hey," Xu Luo'an leaned against the cave's mountain wall and sighed, looking up to the sky at 45° bright and sad, especially small and fresh.

The background music is Hu Jiao shouting violently: "Don't eat that! You want to be burned to death!" and Yan Xiaobao's joyful bouncing: "Papa, Papa, where are we going!"

"Not going anywhere!" Hu Jiao gritted his teeth and corrected Yan Xiaobao's pronunciation with a ferocious face: "Speak well to me!"

Yan Xiaobao tilted his head and the two bundles of stupid hair on his head were messy and domineering in the wind: "Dad?"

Satisfied, Hu Jiao returned to normal, and looked down on all sentient beings with cold eyes: "It's more or less the same."

The corners of Xu Luo'an's eyes twitched, strong man, have you assumed too many roles?Immediately, he lost his gaze, and saw that a new small fire boiler had been added to the stone platform, and his whole body was not well.Coughing twice, he asked cautiously, "That Hu Jiao, are you going to pick up...things again?"

I wanted to say "I went to pick up trash again", but considering that the cave was not big and the cliff could not accommodate the little raccoon after its fur was blown, Xu Luo'an changed his words tactfully.

Hu Jiao turned around holding the kitchen knife, with a serious face: "I told you, it's Tinker Bell's treasure bag!"

Xu Luoan: ...

Hu Jiao shrugged: "Well, that's also a resource recycling station."

Xu Luo'an couldn't look up at the sky, he really didn't know how the little raccoon got his hobby of digging through garbage bins!

"I'm eating hot pot!" With a yell, Yan Bao, who was still singing, and Xu Luoan, who was still sad, came back to life in an instant, and they jumped up to show their true foodies.

After eating and drinking enough, Xu Luo'an patted his round stomach and burped all the way back to the dormitory. If anything, he really didn't want to go back. When he thought of that evil god, his whole body was in a mess!He sneaked in through the crack of the door and counted carefully, but he didn't see Pei Xingchen!Xu Luo'an breathed a sigh of relief, and opened the door refreshed.

"Ah, Brother Luo An, you're back." Cheng Cheng greeted happily while biting a lollipop: "Huh? Why didn't Pei Xingchen come back with you?"

Xu Luo'an subconsciously tightened his legs to cover his butt, it was really a conditioned reflex.

"He, why did he come back with me?" It's too scary to think about it!

Cheng Cheng was surprised: "But you went out with both feet?" He thought you were going to do bad things together.

Huang Ruinan rubbed Cheng Cheng's head in a timely manner, then whispered a few words into his ear, and then Cheng Cheng directly pointed at Xu Luo'an with an expression of "I understand".

Xu Luo'an couldn't calm down any longer, he started to feel pain in his ass, what's going on with this "catch the rape in bed" look in his eyes?I have nothing to do with that evil spirit hair!It's just that guy coveting my poor little chrysanthemum, okay!Before, he pretended to be a gentleman and taught me a serious lesson, and even accused me of messing around with other men, knowing that he is that!

What a shameful comparison!

The fire is burning from the chest, the small universe can't be too strong!

On the other side, Pei Xingchen, who waited and waited at the entrance of the grove, sneezed, tears and snot flowed down his nose. Although the cold wind was blowing, it definitely couldn't stop my determination to catch your fairy tail!Xu Luoan, wake up.

Ah Choo!Ah Choo!

But it's really cold!

Xu Luo'an was a bit stupid, but he wasn't stupid. Xu Luo'an had to pay attention to Pei Xingchen's abnormal behavior recently, and he tried to think about why the young hero would stare at him so hard.Staring at the little chrysanthemum is really not funny at all.

In the small supermarket, Xu Luo'an looked at the sky, sighed and downcast, feeling a little uneasy tonight, will those two guys in Jixue Mountain make trouble again?Regardless, don't worry.

"Little Anzi," Uncle Gen lay on the counter and waved at him lazily, Xu Luo'an followed his words and said, "There's no business today, let's close."

Xu Luo'an happily thanked Uncle Gen, and rushed out with his bag, he had to take a look to be at ease.

Rushing to Jixue Mountain in one breath, Xu Luoan stroked the rock wall out of breath, trying to calm down the mood of ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in his heart, no wonder his eyelids twitched?Damn, this cave doesn't even have a barrier! !

Yan Xiaobao was bouncing back and forth in the cave with his bare feet, his hair fluttering in the wind, and he said, "Bring the wine, bring the wine!"

Wine your sister!Xu Luo'an threw Yan Xiaobao back into his nest, then looked at the little raccoon spread into a cake in the cave with a headache, Xu Luo'an, who was choked by the strong smell of alcohol, almost withdrew.

Hu Jiao was lying in the cave in his original shape, occupying almost half of the space, his furry tail swept back and forth under his buttocks, and his two chubby paws were tightly holding a bottle of wine, belching non-stop: "Take the wine Come, bring the wine!"

Xu Luoan's veins bulged, little raccoon, are you in the rhythm of dying? !Where did this wine come from! !Just drink, how can you get drunk?Even if you get drunk, how can you not support the enchantment?What if someone finds out that you are swollen, Hun Dan! !

"哐!" Startled, Xu Luo'an looked back, and suddenly felt more terrified than terrified!I must be dazzled, how could I see Pei Xingchen?This is not scientific! !

This unscientific! !Pei Xingchen couldn't help roaring, rubbing his eyes into rabbits again couldn't change what he saw!What happened to that giant stuffed toy?He can still speak, it can't be too realistic, okay!

Well, forget it all, what's the matter with that miniature toy bouncing around in the cave? !Today's toy dealers are simply the conscience of the industry, chicken wings with human faces?Is this the totem of Star Turastan? !

It's really hard to hold on to the turmoil, so I have to drink a large glass of ice water to calm down!

Xu Luoan looked at Pei Xingchen who was a few steps away, and then looked back at the drunk little raccoon and Yan Xiaobao who continued to run wild with his bare feet. He really wished he could beat Pei Xingchen unconscious with a stick and tell him that all of this was your illusion. Hallucinations, hallucinations... But it's absolutely impossible!

Because the iceberg man with a paralyzed face has already started to emit gamma rays whizzing around five kilometers, in view of this, Xu Luoan really wants to faint and tell himself that this is a hallucination, hallucination, hallucination... This is definitely impossible!

"You, tell me, what! What! Back! What?!"

"Listen to my explanation first, Pei Xingchen." Xu Luo'an was a little dizzy, what's the matter with this husband's sense of substitution for his wife in bed? !

"Say!" Pei Xingchen roared very domineeringly and mightily.

This feeling of the truth hanging on the tip of the nose but unable to fall down, you must feel it, it is necessary!

Xu Luo'an trembled, and reflexively said: "Don't be angry, although Hu Jiao is a goblin, he only drinks once in a while, and he has never done anything bad!" It was quite logical and coherent.

"Pepper?" Pei Xingchen just wanted to say that you used seasoning to fool yourself, but suddenly thought of another word: "Fairy?" Why isn't it a toy?Goblin...does that really mean what I think?

As soon as the words came out, Xu Luo'an was stunned, what did I say!Yan Xiaobao on the side opened his beak and stared round his eyes in a similar manner, as if he was stunned by me, stupidly saying that it was impossible for Xu Luoan to be born.

Pei Xingchen took a deep breath, and shifted his gaze to the little raccoon behind Xu Luoan. That... the goblin's huge body occupied half of the cave, and he was breathing evenly up and down, obviously sleeping very soundly.This, is a goblin?Pei Xingchen felt that it was necessary for him to observe carefully. Creatures like goblins were not common, so they were worth watching.He raised his foot forward, paused, and glanced sideways: "Get out of the way!"

It's so evil and crazy!

Xu Luo'an was defeated, and retreated to the side with Yan Xiaobao in his arms, with a very pitiful little expression.

Standing in front of the little raccoon, Pei Xingchen circled up, down, left, and right, carefully observing the fairy tail, then crawled to the side of the little raccoon's head, rolled over the little raccoon's eyelids, and said with a frown, "Sure enough, I drank too much."

Xu Luo'an cried: Young man, your focus is wrong!

Pei Xingchen clapped his hands, took two steps back and stood still, then turned his head and asked Xu Luoan: "What kind of fairy is this?"

Just as Xu Luoan was about to open his mouth, Pei Xingchen waved his hand to indicate that he wanted to play a game of guessing and adding ten points. He touched his chin and said, "Long-haired monkey?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Pei Xingchen guessed again: "Lizard spirit?"

Xu Luo'an: Young man, how did you find out?Very much want to know.

Pei Xingchen frowned, not right, looked again carefully, and finally punched his fist suddenly: "Oh, I see, is this snake spirit?"

I think you are a snake spirit... be sick, Xu Luo'an really wants to know how Pei Shaoxia's brain circuit grows.

Pei Xingchen was puzzled: "Not right yet? What exactly is it?" He didn't even guess right three times, he was a little frustrated and a bit lost.

Xu Luo'an puffed out his chest: "It's a civet cat spirit." Knowing the truth is really not proud at all.

Pei Xingchen's eyes lit up: "So it's Totoro!"

This legendary fetish is indeed quite suitable to be a fairy.

Xu Luo'an couldn't bear it anymore, and burst into anger: "It's a civet cat, a civet cat, a little raccoon with crispy noodles!" How could it be Totoro? !You're insulting my idol, you know?young man! !

Pei Xingchen blinked, unable to understand the difference between these two creatures at all, but he glanced at the little raccoon spread out into a cake and sighed, well, although it is far from the fairy in my mind, I can barely accept this... ...stupid goblin.

"What about him?" Pei Xingchen pointed sharply at Yan Xiaobao in Xu Luoan's arms. This is the key point. Could it be that this is also a goblin?But why does it have a human face, except for the mouth.

Seeing that someone was paying attention to him, Yan Xiaobao immediately turned on the madness mode, struggled to get out of Xu Luoan's arms, jumped onto Hu Jiao's belly, and began to jump up and down: "Papa, Papa, where are we going~"

It's so lively and cute it couldn't be more.

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

Yan Xiaobao waved his small wings, his black eyes were soft and white against the baby's plump cheeks, coupled with his tender voice, the slightly cute Yan Xiaobao stared at Pei Xingchen with extremely hungry eyes, and his eyes were full of words "Seek praise, seek praise."

Pei Xingchen was a little embarrassed, and nodded seriously after thinking for a moment: "Good singing." He even rubbed Yan Xiaobao's hair, which was quite smooth.

After singing so many times, someone finally understood how to appreciate it. Yan Xiaobao couldn't be more proud, his eyes sparkled and he stretched out his wings begging for a hug. Pei Xingchen was funny and stretched out his arms to hug him. The child's body was soft and smelled of milk. That's because Yili drank too much recently.Pei Xingchen took a closer look at the child. His facial features were very good, his eyes were big and dark, his nose was small and cute, his skin was white and tender like tofu, but why was there a bird's beak?

"Dad, Dad!" Yan Xiaobao patted Pei Xingchen's chest with his small wings, excited: "Dad, the baby is hungry!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

Xu Luoan had a headache: "This kid has this problem, don't mind."

Pei Xingchen hugged Yan Xiaobao and looked directly at Xu Luoan with sharp eyes: "That's not the point, the point is, what are you? A fairy!"

It is said that the elf who can fully transform into a human form is the most advanced elf. I am really very witty and proper Sherlock Holmes.

Xu Luo'an instantly petrified, with two bunches of dull hair fluttering in the wind, very chic, I... how could I be a goblin?

"I, I... how could I be a goblin!" Being called a goblin for the first time after living for 20 years, it couldn't be more frightening.Xu Luo'an clutched his heart, wanting to cry: "How could you slander me like this! Give me back my innocence!" This play is well acted, the protagonist who is wronged every minute.

Pei Xingchen hates it, what's wrong with it.

Yan Xiaobao followed suit and shouted: "Return my innocence, return my innocence!" He was ignored.

Pei Xingchen didn't believe it at all, but just looked at him coldly: "If you weren't a goblin, how could you stay in such a place?"

Xu Luo'an was taken aback for a moment, then froze, how to explain this?Can't get along with acting?Do you want to pretend to be crazy?Then send it to a mental hospital.Or do you really want to be frank and lenient?What's the difference between that and being sent to a mental hospital?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Pei Xingchen's expression suddenly changed, and he thought with a dark face that he really wasn't of my race, and he pretended to be two hundred and five with such deep thoughts, there really was a conspiracy!

Xu Luo'an grabbed his messy hair, feeling a little annoyed that he couldn't explain the truth.At this moment, the little raccoon turned over and the earth shook!But Xu Luoan was quite tearful, and immediately ran up, grabbing the little raccoon's ear and crying loudly: "Hu Jiao, Hu Jiao, wake me up!" Now I miss your phrase "stupid human beings!" !" Otherwise, my chastity will be lost!

Pei Xingchen frowned and frowned, pepper?Xu Luoan has been talking about pepper since just now?Could it be the name of this goblin?How could it be so stupid?Must be some kind of code or password!Make a fist, I really can't be more witty.

In all fairness, Hu Jiao didn't drink much, about one or two baijiu, but the goblin drank alcohol for the first time, and he didn't know the depth of it at all. After two or three sips, he was quite proficient. After drinking recklessly, the end was to be seen Light, it can't be too tragic.Fortunately, he is a goblin, so he gets drunk easily and wakes up easily, and with the heart-piercing calls from his ears, it's hard not to wake up.

Hu Jiao opened his eyelids with a splitting headache. The first thing he saw was Xu Luo'an, and the second he saw Pei Xingchen standing behind Xu Luo'an and Yan Xiaobao in his hand. He became sober in an instant. caught?He lowered his head and looked at himself again, he was almost scared to pee, how could his real body be exposed? !But soon, the goblin came to her senses, her eyes fell on Xu Luoan's face, she gritted her teeth, "You traitor!"

How dare you betray yourself and Xiaobao!Is there any humanity anymore, convex!

Xu Luo'an was startled, and looked back at Pei Xingchen. He seemed to understand something, and suddenly wanted to cry, but I really couldn't afford to hurt Lieqiangdi: "You, you change back first, then we'll talk about it."

Hu Jiao glared at him viciously, and then heard a "puchi", and the smoke filled the entire cave.

Pei Xingchen took a few steps back holding Yan Xiaobao, very disdainful, is it like this when transforming into a fairy?By farting?It's not gorgeous.

After the smoke cleared, Hu Jiao sat cross-legged on the wooden bed with a blushing face, pointed at Xu Luoan and cursed: "Stupid human being, you dare to betray me and Xiaobao! Tell me, how much money did you get?!"

Hearing this sentence, Xu Luoan was overjoyed. He grabbed Pei Xingchen's collar and shouted loudly: "Did you hear that! Did you hear that? I'm a human, I'm a human!"

Yan Xiaobao happily waved his wings and shouted: "I am a human, I am a human~!"

Pei Xingchen looked at Hu Jiao in horror, that face was too familiar, so "pepper" was Hu Jiao?This bastard boyfriend?I'm going!He broke free from Xu Luo'an's hand without any trace, and took two steps back with a look of disgust on his face: "It's really bad taste for you to be with a goblin!" He's still a male goblin, and he can't be described as shocking!

Xu Luo'an was in a daze, what kind of world is this!Is there a more difficult life than mine? !