Internship priest

The pitch-black Jixue Mountain was silent, and the only remaining moonlight was covered. A little rabbit spirit that had not yet formed was scurrying around in the woods, and suddenly stopped at the entrance of a cave, standing upright and looking out. , ran away bouncing again.

It was an ordinary-looking cave, so dark that nothing could be seen.But in fact, in that seemingly inconspicuous cave, there are three trials.

The inside of the cave shrouded in barriers was brightly lit. Xu Luoan sat on a stool with his head drooping. Opposite him was the goblin Hu Jiao, and next to him was Pei Xingchen. The atmosphere was strangely dull. The truth is clearly explained, and Pei Xingchen's brain circuits can't run wildly in the direction of weirdness just because of talking too much.

Pei Xingchen thought deeply for a moment, rubbed the head of the ball of wool, then calmly pointed to Hu Jiao and Yan Xiaobao who was drooling in his arms, "In other words, he and he are fairies?"

"And you," turned your finger and landed on Xu Luo'an, "are you really a human?"

Xu Luo'an nodded wildly, crying with excitement, such a mess can be explained clearly, it is very worthy of 32 praises!

Pei Xingchen's eyes were dark and inexplicable, he stroked his chin, and looked Xu Luo'an up and down: "Besides, you really have nothing to do with him?"

That must not be there!Xu Luo'an nodded even more frantically, how could he have an affair with a goblin!Still a guy, without big boobs and all that sounds horrible!

"Of course, how could Xiaoxian have an affair with a stupid human being!" Before Xu Luoan could speak, Hu Jiao retorted extremely coldly, very aura.

Pei Xingchen frowned, carefully looked at the expressions of Hu Jiao and Xu Luo'an, and was sure that people and monsters really had no affair, he was slightly relieved, fortunately, my brother is not a pervert who engages in male goblins!congratulations.

Xu Luo'an was patting his chest to rejoice that he hadn't become a eunuch, and then Pei Xingchen said coldly: "Since you're not a goblin, what are you doing here?"

How to put it, mixing with goblins, even if there is no love, is quite suspicious.

Conan Pei really can't be too witty.

Xu Luo'an was taken aback and scratched his face. Do you really want to say such a thing?If you really say it out, you will lose all your secrets, is that a normal person?However, looking at Pei Xingchen's posture right now, it's 100% impossible to tell a lie!Hey, young man, you are so aggressive and do that, it's rare to be confused, did you make it up?Knowing the truth won't do you any good.

Xu Luo'an was struggling, and suddenly saw the Dragon Subduing Wood on Pei Xingchen's wrist. After thinking for a while, he sighed and said, "Actually, my real identity is..."

Pei Xingchen's eyes lit up, what do you mean by this deliberate pause?Are you talking or not?Could it be something more rare than a creature like a goblin?

Thinking about it makes me feel excited, aliens are really rare in a hundred years!

Xu Luoan was embarrassed, I didn't say anything, young man, what's the matter with your eyes looking at aliens? !

"Cough cough," Xu Luo'an coughed twice, turned his head and said in a low voice, "I'm a Taoist priest."

Dao dao dao dao priest! !In an instant, Pei Xingchen fell from a majestic interstellar alien to a neurotic who sold dog skin plasters on the roadside. The trauma in his heart was so much more than that, it was worth eating ten meat buns to make up for it.

"Taoist?" Pei Xingchen asked weakly, "Are you sure?"

Young man, please calm down the expression on your face that "you can be a Taoist priest even if you are so stupid, ah, of course Taoist priests are all stupid!", okay?Xu Luo'an was slightly dissatisfied, and nodded solemnly: "Well, although I'm still in the internship period."

puff.I'm sorry, this sentence touched the point of the little goblin's laugh, and then he laughed very unkindly.

Xu Luo'an stared at Pili, and shouted very domineeringly: "What are you laughing at?!"

Hu Jiao's heart trembled with a smile, he could barely breathe, and he only said intermittently: "You are so stupid that you can become a Taoist priest? Haha, but Taoist priests are very stupid!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

"I'm fighting with you!" Xu Luo'an's eyes turned red with anger, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to rush forward to fight.

Pei Xingchen held Yan Xiaobao in his arms and persuaded him a few words slowly, then stepped aside and watched the fight of pulling hair, face and ears, it was quite intense!

Two minutes later, Xu Luoan stared at Hu Jiao out of breath, and spat aggressively, trying to kill him instantly with his eyes.Not to be outdone, Hu Jiao bared his teeth and grinned, showing his true nature as a goblin!

I can't be more childish!

Pei Xingchen sighed, put Yan Xiaobao on the small bed, covered him with the quilt, stood up, and said coldly: "Finished? Then I'm leaving." Going back so late, the dormitory supervisor questioned him properly, so worried.Turning around to leave the cave, he had just taken two steps when he heard hurried footsteps behind him.

"Wait a minute." Xu Luo'an shouted and chased after him: "I want to go back too."

Pei Xingchen didn't stop on his feet, and moved forward at a constant speed. He glanced sideways at Xu Luoan and said nothing.In fact, I really don’t know what to say. He received a huge amount of information tonight, and he had to digest it a little bit, but surprisingly, he didn’t feel resentment or fear. Maybe it’s because whether it’s a goblin or Taoist priests all look so... stupid.

I can't be more stupid!

"Uh, Pei Xingchen," Xu Luo'an scratched his nose and whispered, "I have something to tell you."

Pei Xingchen narrowed his eyes slightly, and looked down at him: "Say."

Xu Luo'an looked very embarrassed, and paused for a moment before saying: "Actually, it's Hu Jiao and Yan Xiaobao, although they are goblins, they haven't done anything bad, so I beg you not to tell them, and you must keep this secret. "It's not my race, think about it, if Yan Xiaobao was found out and then sent to an autopsy exhibition or something, it would be cruel.

Pei Xingchen raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, stopped and looked at him sideways. In the darkness, only his eyes shone brightly.

After a long time, the corners of Pei Xingchen's mouth curved slightly: "It's really stupid."

But also really kind.

Xu Luo'an was very upset, but he could only please someone with a good temper: "Well, what do you think?" I was scolded by you, if you don't agree, I will fight you hard every minute!

Make a fist, it is very powerful and domineering!

Pei Xingchen turned his head and continued to move forward, only a faint "hmm." He fell lightly into the cold wind.

Xu Luo'an froze for a moment, then grinned, and followed quickly.

Jixue Mountain finally regained its tranquility. In the darkness, only the cold wind whizzed past, and the gloomy clouds were brewing a new snowstorm.However, no matter how cold the weather is, there are traces of warmth that are enough to comfort people's hearts.

Knowing the secret, Pei Xingchen no longer struggled, no longer suspected, no longer scratched his head and brainstormed, so he slept very well, and he felt refreshed after a good night's sleep.But other people in the dormitory are not as energetic as him, such as Cheng Cheng.

"Ah Choo!" Cheng Cheng rubbed his nose, it's almost like a carrot, okay?

Huang Ruinan touched Chengcheng's forehead, very worried: "Why don't we go to the school doctor for an injection?"

Cheng Cheng frantically shook his head, his nose turned into an arc, and he refused in a hoarse voice: "No!"

Xu Luo'an climbed down from the bed and wanted to laugh unkindly when he saw Cheng Cheng wrapped up like a rice dumpling, but under Huang Ruinan's cold glance, he changed his face very decisively, and asked worriedly: "Xiaocheng, do you have a cold? "

That heartbroken expression is a real acting school, I must give it a thumbs up.

Cheng Cheng: ...

Do you dare to exaggerate a little more?

"Could it be bird flu, Xiaocheng?" Tao Wei, who came back from his morning run, looked at Chengcheng worriedly, he looked so delicate like a flower, tsk tsk.

Upon hearing this, Huang Ruinan quickly wrapped Cheng Cheng's clothes, and rushed to the school infirmary.

Xu Luo'an's eyes filled with tears, this is the real brotherhood between fist and fist, it is very touching.

Pei Xingchen stroked his chin thoughtfully.

That night, there was a portable diesel generator in the cave of Jixue Mountain, along with a series of heating appliances such as heaters, electric blankets, cotton coats and down jackets.

Yan Xiaobao happily quacked around Pei Xingchen, singing from "Where are we going, Daddy, Daddy" to "There are horns on the head and a tail behind it", and finally sang "Gourd baby, gourd baby, seven melons on a vine."

Pei Xingchen rubbed Yan Xiaobao's hair with a gentle smile, and continued to put on the down jacket he just bought today. Because Yan Xiaobao's wings could not be transformed, Pei Xingchen also specially cut two holes in the two sleeves of the down jacket , can facilitate Yan Xiaobao's activities.

Yan Xiaobao was wearing shiny new clothes, jumping up and down excitedly, and circling around feeling good about himself, just like an international superstar!The proper temperament is elegant and the manner is high-end.Spreading her small wings, she threw herself into Pei Xingchen's arms, tilted her head and called out: "Baba, Baba~"

Pei Xingchen laughed and pinched Yan Xiaobao's beak: "It's Dad, not Papa." The pronunciation was corrected so many times that it was not accurate.

Yan Xiaobao tilted his head and stared at Pei Xingchen with black eyes for a long time, and then turned around happily again: "Jiujiu, Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Big Big Wolf~~"

I also followed up with a vibrato, which is very professional when I listen to it!

Hu Jiao stood on the sidelines coldly, dismissively: "We monsters who practice Taoism must endure hardships in order to cultivate into immortals! Hmph, what kind of dignity is it to be so greedy for pleasure!"

As soon as the words fell, the hand warmer in his arms was taken away by Xu Luo'an: "Then don't use it."

Some of them are still jittering and yelling, which is really bad!

However, when Xu Luo'an first saw Pei Xingchen being so gentle, he was quite stunned. It was unbelievable. He couldn't imagine that the iceberg boy with a paralyzed face would be so caring like a little cotton trousers!

But in fact, everything in front of him made him have to recognize the fact that Pei Xingchen was really special to him, especially cruel and tyrannical!

Two lines of tears, I am not even as good as a goblin!What about brotherhood? !

I feel like I can't love anymore.

Yan Xiaobao spent the first warmest night since the cold winter, but when he woke up, the whole bird was not well.

"Chirp chirp, chirp chirp chirp!" It's too urgent to turn back into a bird for no reason.

Hu Jiao rubbed his eyes and sat up, then a little startled, the gray and fluffy bird stared at the black bean-sized eyes and chirped anxiously.

Hu Jiao looked left and right with the dusty little goose, stretched out his knuckles and flicked the little guy's forehead: "The cultivation is not in place." He is young, with only a hundred years of practice, it is quite good to be able to transform into a human face.

Yan Xiaobao was knocked out, flapped his little wings and fell onto the bed in a dazed state, don't be too scary about showing his original shape after a night of sleep!

On this day, Hu Jiao almost ushered in the pinnacle of demon life, very honorable.

"Ah, Hu Jiao, is this your pet? It's so cute!" The girl's clear and melodious voice surrounded Hu Jiao, making her whole body feel refreshed.

Hu Jiao puffed out his chest, extremely proud: "Yes, this is my baby, who is almost inseparable from me."

"Wow, baby, what a cute name." The girl couldn't help but reached out and rubbed the dull hair on the top of Yan Xiaobao's head, her motherhood shining brightly.

"Chirp?" Yan Xiaobao was surrounded by a group of young girls, with waves of big breasts attacking him, it was so fierce!Turning his head and glaring at Hu Jiao: "Jiujiu!"

Use a bird to strike up a beautiful woman or something, I will sue you for using child labor!Very worrying, Bird's life is bleak!

For three days in a row, Hu Jiao wandered among the various departments with Yan Xiaobao in his arms, and he was simply a winner in life.It's a pity that this kind of brilliance is too short, because the last time when Yan Xiaobao started to talk to a class of flowers, Hu Jiao suddenly started to transform, and Hu Jiao was so frightened that he ran back to Chicken Blood in a panic while clutching Yan Xiaobao Mountain.

But after going back, Hu Jiao was in a mess because Yan Xiaobao had a fever!

Can fairies get sick too?Hu Jiao looked at Yan Xiaobao on the bed, his whole face was flushed red, he was panting abnormally, and he was dying with his eyes closed.Hu Jiao was so frightened that he quickly called Xu Luoan and Pei Xingchen.

Pei Xingchen stared at Yan Xiaobao on the small bed, his face was so gloomy that he could drip water.Touching Xiaobao's forehead, it's hot enough to make pancakes, then turned to stare at Hu Jiao fiercely, what have you done?You can't even take care of such a small child, he really is a goblin!

Although Xu Luoan also felt sorry for Yan Xiaobao, but seeing Pei Xingchen's cannibalistic expression, he couldn't help but deeply doubt that Yan Xiaobao was Pei Xingchen's child, right?Is shemale love too heavy?No wonder the demons and I are so sloppy every time, it turns out that they have experience!

This kind of reasoning can't be too witty, so I silently give myself a thumbs up.

"Xu Luo'an!" Pei Xingchen couldn't bear it anymore, how stupid he is to be able to distract himself in front of him!

Xu Luo'an reluctantly left Brain Hole World, and looked back at him: "What's wrong?"

Pei Xingchen held his collar and looked disgusted: "Go to the school doctor's office to get some medicine. Xiaobao's condition cannot be delayed, and the fever must be brought down as soon as possible."

Xu Luo'an glanced at Yan Xiaobao under the quilt, his little face was flushed abnormally, and the little monster who was usually alive and kicking was so sleepy, it was really worrying.Nodding solemnly: "Well, it shouldn't be a big problem to ask the school doctor to prescribe some antipyretics."

Pei Xingchen snorted coldly, and stared at Hu Jiao coldly: "Look carefully, cool Xiaobao with warm water." If anything goes wrong again, see how I deal with you, damned fairy!

Hu Jiao nodded crazily, young man, you are actually the emperor of the Heavenly Court of the Upper Realm, right?This kind of aura of dominating the world is going to make such a fuss?I'm just a cute and pitiful little fairy, how could I make such a frenzied threat!

Just about to cry blind.

Xu Luo'an thought it would be easy to find the school doctor and get some antipyretics, but he never expected that this would be the result!

"No!" The school doctor refused very righteously: "As a doctor, I have my ethics and principles."

Fuck me, just take three antipyretics, how does it affect your ethics and principles, uh! !Doctor doctor!

Xu Luo'an explained to the upright and upright school doctor for almost half an hour with a headache, but the school doctor must have been reincarnated by Bao Qingtian, and the upright ones won't let him in!

"If that's the case, you can ask your classmate to come to the school infirmary." After thinking for a while, he added: "Or I can go to your dormitory to see how your classmate is doing?"

He even took him out to the doctor? !Xu Luo'an was crying blind, Mr. School Doctor, you made a mistake, you should go to the court according to your integrity, so how many unjust, false and wrongful cases will be saved!Being a school doctor really wronged you!

"Student," the school doctor put on his glasses, the reflection of the lenses reflected a faint cold light, and he said righteously, "it's wrong for you to do this, you are still a student, and the duty of a student is to study, how can you pretend to be sick just to skip class?" What? How can you be worthy of your parents, how can you be worthy of our party, how can you be worthy of the country?!"

Xu Luoan: ...

It's just three antipyretics, how could I feel sorry for my parents, my party, and the country!Do you want someone to live, Mr. School Doctor, give me a way to survive!

Pei Xingchen has been watching silently, holding back his laughter when he saw this, his stomach cramped.

It couldn't be more stupid.

Leaving the school doctor's room, Xu Luo'an's mind was still buzzing. He was wrong just now. The school doctor is not the reincarnation of Bao Qingtian, but the descendant of Tang Seng!It can be said so, why not talk about the death of a certain bird country!After listening to the patriotic education for a long time, but still not getting the medicine, what should I do about Xiaobao's illness?

"Or else, just pretend to be sick." Pei Xingchen rubbed his chin and squinted his eyes.

Xu Luoan blinked: "How do you pretend? The school doctor can see it."

Pei Xingchen stared at him with a smile that was not a smile: "Then pretend to be a little bit, and make sure he can't see it."

Xu Luo'an vaguely felt that something was wrong there, but he nodded as he said: "Who will pretend?"

Pei Xingchen crossed his arms, very coldly: "Do you think I might get sick?"

At first glance, it looks like a god of the heavens, with natural mana with a healing function, which is proper.