Internship priest

Xu Luo'an was beaming like New Year's Eve, gearing up to go over to check, when Pei Xingchen patted the shroud on him: "Take it, wrap it up!"

Xu Luoan: ...

Are you an assistant, or am I an assistant?Have you come to your senses yet? !If you commit the following offense, be careful and I will fire you!

After complaining wildly, Xu Luo'an ran over with the shroud in his arms. The ghost baby was nailed to the wall by the spirit knife directly under the jaw, and the whole piece of flesh was rotten into a ball.But it was still struggling angrily, roaring violently, seeing Xu Luoan approaching, and trying to scratch him with its fingernails!

Xu Luo'an hid back, shrunk his neck, and then continued to tease the brat recklessly, and then he was really almost scratched by his nails, and patted his chest with lingering fear: "It's so fierce when you get caught, it really needs to be dealt with!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

You are the one who needs to be cleaned up, if you really don't die, you won't die!

Committing two crimes regardless of the occasion is a disease that must be cured!

Xu Luo'an nailed the little ghost's four hands with a soul nail and a soul-fixing talisman, and then put the shroud directly on the ghost baby's body, using the soul nails as a support. Looking at the still irritable ghost baby in one breath, he sighed: "If you can reincarnate, go to a good family in your next life."

Pei Xingchen raised his eyebrows and looked at the second-hand guy beside him, and his mood, which had been ups and downs all night, gradually calmed down.Although Erhuo sometimes makes people itch with hatred, it is undeniable that he really has a soft heart.

Such a person, no matter what, it is impossible to be really annoying.

"Hell karmic fire, listen to my orders. The evil things in the world, burn them all! Order—!" Xu Luo'an pointed and pinched the evil blood talisman, and the moment the flame burst out, it shot straight at the ghost baby, and the talisman fell on the shroud. Not a moment later, the flames blazed up, and soon devoured the ghost baby whole.

In the flames, the ghost baby screamed terribly. Even though he had lost all five senses, desires and emotions, his survival instinct still made him feel frightened, so he was struggling and screaming miserably, and his shrill voice echoed in the small tomb.

Xu Luo'an stood in front of the fire with a dignified expression, and remained silent for a moment. After the howling had weakened a lot, he clasped his hands together and closed his eyes and recited the mantra of passing away silently. If there were no inhuman sacrifices in ancient times, there would be no monsters like today.It would have been a lovely child, but it did not expect to end up like this. Speaking of which, you are also a victim.

The fire burned for about 10 minutes, and when the shroud and ghost baby were completely burned, the entire tomb was filled with the smell of burning meat.

"Googoo..." Xu Luoan's stomach rumbled in perfect fit.

Pei Xingchen: ...

What kind of god-like rough nerves is this, is that a zombie, you can even have an appetite? !I really have to sigh, I will never understand the world of foodies!

Xu Xiaoer is a bit shy, and I can't blame me for that, after a whole night of tossing, the little food I ate at night has already been turned into carbon dioxide and emitted!

How can you, a celestial god who does not eat the fireworks of the world, understand the troubles of mortals, you really have to sing a long song, lamenting that the world is impermanent and life is not easy! !

Enduring the pungent burnt smell, the two stepped forward to clean up the mess. The shroud was burned to pieces, and there was a black lump underneath, like coke.Pei Xingchen frowned, is this the end?Why is there still a feeling of unfinished business?

Xu Luo'an clapped his hands, couldn't be more satisfied: "It's finally done, we can call it a day."

Pei Xingchen pointed to the coffin: "What about that? What are you going to do with it?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Damn, I actually forgot about that thing!Or is it that you, young hero, made love with that female corpse, and then you will never forget it?

This brain hole is really a little embarrassing, Xu Xiaoer doesn't dare to think deeply at all, thinking carefully is extremely frightening!

The two stood in front of the coffin, Pei Xingchen didn't want to take a second look, and stood back a little.Xu Luo'an took a closer look, the female corpse still looked like bacon, not much changed.Xu Luo'an said: "Go out and get some oil later, and burn this tomb." I thought that the woman's face should have been a beautiful woman with a moon and a shameful face before she was alive, but she turned into this after a hundred years. If you can't bury yourself in the ground, you have to be at the mercy of others.

Alas, pitiful.

Pei Xingchen had no objection to Xu Luo'an's proposal, and the two of them turned around and walked out after tidying up a little. At first, everything seemed to be going well, but the accident happened when the two were about to reach the door.

"Jie Jie, Jie Jie Jie..." A familiar and sinister laughter sounded behind Xu Luo'an, and waves of chill swept over again, leaving Xu Xiaoer's mind blank for a moment.

It was this moment of blankness that put Pei Xingchen into a dangerous situation in an instant.

"Ah!" Pei Xingchen yelled hastily, feeling his neck was wet and cold, and a creepy low voice came from his ear: "Hiss~ hiss~~"

Immediately after Pei Xingchen's zoomed-in vision, the mouth of the mummy bacon appeared? !

Nima, although I know that this boy is handsome, unrestrained, suave, suave, suave, cool, handsome and domineering, but I didn't know until today that I am so popular, even the corpse of a woman who has been dead for hundreds of years is so persistently entangled!

Just scratching the wall and crying!

Xu Xiaoer turned around quickly when he heard the yelling, and was stunned by the extremely strange scene in front of him.The internal organs of the female corpse have completely disappeared, and an empty belly is exposed, holding Pei Xingchen tightly from behind, and trying to go... Then what about our handsome Tianjun? !

What a big trough!What is this God unfolding? !

Is it really a promise of love?Do you want to have such a heavy taste? !As a female corpse from a hundred years ago, are you so unrestrained by your mother?

It's simply unbearable to look at!

"Xu Xiaoer, how long do you want to watch?" Pei Xingchen finally couldn't help but put his hands on the face of the female corpse, the sauce-colored flesh was wrinkled like a sandpipe, and it was emitting bursts of blood. The stench, Pei Xingchen felt that he was about to pass out!

Holding the spiritual knife in his hand, Xu Luo'an sacrificed his spiritual power, stepped forward quickly, aimed at the back of the female corpse's head, and inserted it in, fast and ruthless!At the same time, the... dead body splashed on Pei Xingchen's face! ! !

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Feel it a little bit!The cool and handsome man who was fighting with the female corpse was suddenly exploded!Still face!Whole, whole, one, face!

After a long, long time, when Pei Xingchen recalled this day, there was only one sentence to describe it: unprecedented, unprecedented, unprecedented... Miserable!

Xu Luo'an held up the knife that was covered with corpses, and then looked at Pei Xingchen who was already retching against the wall. He calmly didn't open his mouth to ask, but just wiped his clothes silently, and then decided to get the knife this time. For the commission fee, you must buy ten identical pieces!

Nima, I wear one and throw the other away, and hang up the rest, commemorate!

Pei Xingchen over there was still vomiting, so much sour water from the next day, those who didn't know thought it had been a few months!Tsk tsk, what a great reaction.

Just as Xu Luo'an was about to step forward, he suddenly saw something that shouldn't be here with the blue light in his hand.Bending down, using the tip of the knife to scratch a little in a pile of rotten meat, his face suddenly changed, this is...

"What the hell is this?" Pei Xingchen, who didn't know when he had finished vomiting, leaned over, obviously he also saw something running out of the meat, it was a worm that wobbled around, the size of a little finger, and it was yellow and red all over. See circular stripes.

Seeing that Pei Xingchen wanted to pinch it with his hands, Xu Luo'an stopped sharply: "Don't move!"

Pei Xingchen was startled, and looked at him strangely. He had never seen him so harshly when facing the ghost baby just now, and was a little strange for a while: "Is there a problem?"

Big problem!Xu Luo'an didn't answer him for the time being, but quickly took out a small glass bottle from his backpack, bit the handle of the knife with his teeth, stared at the worm with a frown, and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab the worm as quickly as lightning and decisively He threw it into the bottle, sealed the bottle, held it in his hand and looked around, his expression was still serious.

"This is a Gu worm, highly poisonous." After a long while, Xu Luo'an spoke, Pei Xingchen was surprised by the dull and hoarse voice of the second child, and of course also curious about the little worm in the bottle: "Gu worm? Do you recognize it?"

Xu Luo'an nodded: "It's the mother-child corpse Gu. If I guess correctly, there should be a child Gu on the kid's body, and the female corpse's body is the mother Gu. The child Gu was destroyed, so the mother Gu reacted and manipulated the corpse to attack us."

Pei Xingchen looked at the little bug in the bottle, and felt unreal. Is it that such a little bug has such great ability?But looking at Xu Xiaoer's expression, it didn't look like he was lying.So I can only sigh with emotion: "The wisdom of the ancients is really broad, and they can make such a powerful thing."

Xu Luo'an's eyes sank, he shook his hand, put the bottle away, stood up and said, "Even the greatest witch and Gu master in the world can't make a Gu worm that can survive for a hundred years."

The sentence is a bit long, and even Pei Xingchen took a moment to understand the meaning, and he was even more surprised: "What do you mean?" Could it be what I thought it meant.

Xu Luo'an gritted his teeth, a little ruthlessly said, "Someone is doing tricks."

Pei Xingchen: ...

Why do you suddenly feel like Conan?It's unscientific for Xu Xiaoer to become Xu Conan!But I'm also curious about what kind of truth Xu Luo'an will tell!It's a pity that Xu Xiaoer has no such plan now. He puts his backpack on his back, picks up the flashlight gentleman that rolled in the corner, and barely smiles: "Let's go out first, and then I will explain to you." Xu Luoan's mind was a little messed up, he needed to calm down and sort out his thoughts.

Pei Xingchen nodded in agreement, not only because of Xu Luoan's slightly flustered mood, but also because of who would listen to gossip about the truth in such a ghostly place!There are corpses everywhere and a pungent and unpleasant stench! !

Do you dare to be a little more disgusting!

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen didn't hesitate any longer, went out along the passage, found some vegetable oil in Zhu's kitchen, returned to the tomb, sprinkled it around and lit it, and left quickly after watching the fire ignite.

The sky had already turned white, and the two people in mess looked at each other, both angry and funny, especially Xu Luo'an, it was the first time he saw his cool, handsome and domineering roommate brother have such a side, and immediately wanted to shake his shoulders.

Pei Xingchen glanced at him arrogantly, how dare you try laughing?

Although my whole body is stinky, it doesn't prevent me from being domineering! !

Xu Luoan: ...

Tianjun is really Tianjun, even if he is placed in a latrine, he can still shine!Absolute gold, for sure!

The matter of the ghost baby was finally resolved. After Xu Luoan and Pei Xingchen rested for a day, they asked Zhong Shunyi to meet at a teahouse.

In the cubicle, Xu Luo'an placed the Gu worm on the table.Sure enough, Zhong Shunyi's face changed when he saw the Gu worm.

Holding the teacup, Pei Xingchen watched the old and the young staring at the glass bottle, roaring in his heart very calmly, why don't you just say anything!This is not a silent film! !

It was Zhong Shunyi who spoke first: "You should know this stuff better than me." As a descendant of the Gu family, Xu Luo'an has the right to speak more than anyone else.

Xu Luo'an was also not modest, and nodded: "The preliminary judgment is that it is a mother-child corpse, and this is a mother worm."

Zhong Shunyi frowned, felt that there was no long beard and beard, and said very seriously, "How did you find out?"

Xu Luo'an sighed, and focused on what happened that night.During the process of speaking, Zhong Shunyi's face changed again and again, and after hearing Xu Luo'an's finish, he sighed and said: "The knowledge of Fengshui is extensive and profound, a master who is proficient in Fengshui can not only find good Fengshui treasures, but even create artificial ones." It is a treasure hole for future generations. I went to see the house of Zhu’s family. The Feng Shui of that place is evil, and the yin energy is too strong, which is not suitable for people to live in. But after hearing what you said, I think there is a There is a Feng Shui allusion recorded in ancient books."

Pei Xingchen sipped the tea slowly. This kind of tea drinking and listening to stories couldn't be more pleasant.

Xu Luoan was very supportive, and humbly asked for advice: "What allusion?"

Zhong Shunyi hurriedly felt that he had been worshiped, and he felt like a master. He shook his head and continued: "This kind of Fengshui tomb is called 'Caiyin Tomb'. Calculate the horoscope of the person to be buried, and then find someone who matches the person's horoscope. It must be a person born in a cloudy year, a moon, a cloudy day, and a cloudy day, and place it in the shade of the buried person as a human sacrifice. This method is different from ordinary tombs, and uses extremely dark methods to achieve a certain purpose, similar to The method of 'harvesting yin and nourishing yang'. If there is a person whose birth date is negative, he will be prosperous!"

Wang your sister!It's not a Want Want spree!Xu Luo'an complained silently, he was not very interested in the art of Feng Shui, but Zhong Shunyi's words made him sigh: "No wonder you are looking for pregnant women, mother and child corpses, there is simply no one more sinister than this."

Pei Xingchen frowned: "According to what you said, the mother and son have been placed for a hundred years to bring luck to the descendants of a certain nobleman, so why did they become zombies?"

Is this too inauspicious?Originally the ancestor of Wang Yun, he turned into a zombie. Thinking about it makes my scalp tingle!

"It's a fish pond," Xu Luo'an explained, "If Uncle Zhong is right, then the area in the front yard of Zhu's house should be a tomb. Perhaps for protection reasons, this tomb is very hidden and there is no monument Make a mark. After it was dug up, a part was left behind for unknown reasons, and it was secretly sealed. Therefore, Zhu’s family did not know that there was a coffin underneath, and happened to build a fish pond directly above the coffin. There is water in the fish pond, and the water is yin, which just catalyzes the transformation of the mother and child corpses below, and the little zombies broke out and ran out along the ventilation holes of the fish pond."

Zhong Shunyi was very satisfied, and looked at Xu Luo'an lovingly with a "children can be taught" expression.

Xu Luoan: ...

Damn, no matter how you look at me, I'm still my master's apprentice!Absolutely will not betray Shimen!

Zhong Shunyi, what the hell is wrong with letting me live the addiction of being a master?Do you want people to live!

"So, the study of Feng Shui can be good or bad, flourishing or declining. In many cases, there is a fine line between them. If there is a slight deviation, it may bring different consequences." Master Zhong concluded his statement at the end. Very earnest.

Xu Luoan: ...

Pei Xingchen: ...

What's the matter with this kind of rush of university professors to give lectures?As if returning to the classroom of the history of computer development, the old man with white beard who can tell all the ups and downs of the same layer,... can't be worse!

Xu Luo'an tapped on the table: "The matter of the mother and son's corpse is now clear, what about this? Uncle Zhong, what do you think?"

Xu Xiaoer was particularly worried about this Gu worm. It hadn't eaten any nutrients for two days, and the worm was already limply lying on the bottom of the bottle.

Pei Xingchen's eyes lit up, and he finally got to the point. What Xu Luoan said that night was still in his mind, and he really wanted to know what it meant.

Don't worry too much about the feeling that others know all the truth and keep you in the dark!

Zhong Shunyi's expression was serious: "Little Anzi, what's your opinion?"

Xu Luo'an's tone was slightly heavy: "From the state when we found the Gu worm, the Gu worm was left in the corpse for no more than a week."

Pei Xingchen gasped, looked at the Gu worm in disbelief and then at Xu Luo'an: "Are you sure?" After all, things would be much more complicated if this happened.

Xu Luo'an nodded: "My... aunt is the high priest of the Miao Village Wu Gu family. I have stayed in Miao Jiang for a while, and I am very familiar with these Gu insects."

Zhong Shunyi sighed in his heart, this child still couldn't let go, in fact, compared to his aunt, his mother was the most revered shaman in that mysterious family in Miaojiang.It's a pity, after such a thing happened, and she abandoned her own son for 18 years, it's no wonder Xiao Anzi is so bitter about it.

Hearing this, Pei Xingchen couldn't hide his shock anymore. He really didn't expect that the roommate who lived with him for a semester would have such a hidden background. How could he feel such a ballsy pride and... Woolen cloth?

That's right, it's just pulling the wind, you know, Miaojiang witchcraft or something, it sounds like an upper-class person in the Taoist circle, a CE in the financial world, a superstar in the entertainment circle, and a slum-turned-phoenix in the slums Counterattack!

It feels like a golden finger!

"Ahem, if that's the case, what explanation do you have?" Perhaps Pei Xingchen's eyes were too bright, and he was almost blind.Zhong Shunyi interrupted a little dissatisfied. After all, showing affection in front of the elderly is really not too popular!

Xu Luo'an held his head and shook his head: "I don't know."

He really didn't know, he had been thinking about the cause and effect for the past two days, and many fragments flashed in his mind, but he always felt that there was a little bit of a key point missing, which prevented him from connecting the whole thing together.

"What's so hard to guess," Pei Xingchen said casually while holding a teacup, "It can only explain one thing, someone went down ahead of us and put Gu worms on the corpse before us."

Ding!

Xu Luo'an suddenly raised his head and looked at Pei Xingchen fiercely. Apparently the latter seemed to have thought of something, his eyes were full of disbelief, and they both said in unison: "I don't know the difference between geese!"