Internship priest

"Goose...what?" Zhong Shunyi was at a loss and said, "As for the roast goose, I prefer the old Chengji goose under the big banyan tree."

When the warm and humid air from the Pacific Ocean passed through the city, the Chengji old goose under the big banyan tree also started a day's work. As a time-honored brand that has been passed down for hundreds of years, Chengji strictly adheres to every process of making roast goose from its ancestors. It can be almost computer-accurate to ensure that every roast goose can be made with rich red sauce, strong taste and soft meat.For goose meat, adult geese must be selected for two to three years, with moderate body size and well-proportioned flesh and bones, and the body of a child goose must be guaranteed... Kouhu, are you frankly a draft or a goose selection?Do it all over again!

Enough is enough!This is not filming "Roast Goose on the Bite of the Tongue", please let this goose go!

Zhong Shunyi continued to be at a loss: "It's not roast goose, what is that?"

Pei Xingchen sighed, and briefly talked about the little migrant worker brother who appeared inexplicably that night, especially emphatically emphasizing "I don't know the difference between geese and me".

Zhong Shunyi heard the words, touched the mustache, and said solemnly: "It's unscientific. I found that group of migrant workers. The contractor said they were haunted. They didn't want to stay there anymore. They didn't even pay their wages." I ran away before finishing the collection. How could there be a person to lead the way for you?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Why is this so?What about the simple and kind country boy that was promised?Where did the thoughts of being pure, natural and pollution-free go?How can you deceive my innocent brotherhood like this?

I feel like I won't love anymore!

Pei Xingchen gritted his teeth: "Thinking about it, there were indeed many doubts that night. The man said he was afraid, but after he went in, he walked in a calm manner, and he was still thinking about joking? And he said 'goose and I don't know', but now thinking about the accent It's a little blunt, like it was pre-thought."

This feeling of being teased, and teased in person, couldn't be worse!

Zhong Shunyi was very serious: "Whether your speculation is right or not, I can be sure that this matter is not that simple. I will check the contractor and the people he brought. But the source of this Gu worm, I think Lan Gu may Can you know where it came from?"

Lan Gu's name is Lan Caidie, she is Xu Luo'an's aunt, and now she is the high priest of the Miao Village witchcraft family.

Xu Luoan's expression became a little subtle: "It will take at least five or six days to get to Miaojiang from here, and the Gu worms may have turned into powder when we get there, how can we identify it?"

Zhong Shunyi: ...

Anyway, it is also a high-end product like a Gu worm, but it can be turned into powder without taking nourishment for five or six days?It's okay!

Xu Luo'an scratched his head and Zhong Shunyi stared blankly, his face wrinkled into a bun, and he couldn't think of how to keep the Gu worm alive.

Pei Xingchen couldn't stand it anymore, took out his mobile phone, flashed two pictures at the small bottle, zoomed in and looked at it again, the picture was so clear that it could truly reproduce every fine hair on the Gu worm in 360°, the color was real and plump with a strong three-dimensional effect, It is simply a fighter plane in a copycat machine!

"Don't you guys know that there is another magical skill called mobile phone in this world?"

Sure enough, he is a genuine Taoist priest. I don't know which mountain or which ditch he ran out of?Maybe when I was a child, I didn’t even have a pair of decent trousers, and I was full of fruits and things, and I still had to eat wild fruits and drink mountains and rivers. It couldn’t be more miserable!

Xu Luo'an never expected that Pei Xingchen had quickly outlined his life trajectory from childhood to adulthood vividly in less than 1 minute. It was an inspirational drama about a wild child in the mountains trying to fly on a branch and become a phoenix. It was quite touching. Weep!

At this time, his attention was completely focused on the photos on Pei Xingchen's mobile phone, and he had a great time zooming in and out. Together with Zhong Shunyi, the old and the young took selfies of the scissorhands, which was very entertaining.

The corners of Pei Xingchen's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to grab it back, but when he thought of the scene where the old and the young were wearing grass skirts in the deep mountains and wild forests and didn't wash their faces, feet or hair, and could only eat bark, dig grass and drink raw water, they couldn't help feeling sad. Come!It is very necessary to build a hope primary school to keep the children in these mountainous areas away from the poison of feudal superstition!

A strong youth makes China strong!

Xu Luo'an and Zhong Shunyi had had enough fun, and then they remembered the business, and returned it to Pei Xingchen with a guilty conscience.

Pei Xingchen lifted his chin and took it with a cold snort, trying his best to pretend to be cold: "Does your aunt's house have a mobile phone?" After all, it is the legendary Miao village witch family, and maybe it is also in a certain mountain corner. What can a child like a second-hand kid do?Wait, what if there is no base station there?I'm going crazy! !

Sure enough, Xu Luo'an was a little distressed when he heard the words: "My aunt really doesn't have a mobile phone."

Pei Xingchen: ...

Guess right!How could this mysterious family of Miao villages get mixed up with worldly things? Mobile phone and computer apps are only used by fake monks who perform on the street!

"However, Brother Abao has a mobile phone. I seem to have left his mobile phone number!" Xu Luoan quickly searched in his backpack that matched Tinker Bell's treasure bag, and finally found a piece of paper the size of a palm. A number was found on the chip: "Here, this is it."

Pei Xingchen took over the phone number with a blank expression. That Brother Bao, he sounds like a kid in the mountains. He is not competitive at all. I really don't have any sense of crisis!Not at all! ! !

"Okay," Pei Xingchen sent the photo according to his mobile phone number, with a simple explanation: "Just wait for his reply."

"When can I reply?" Xu Luo'an was very curious. As a young man who had never used such a high-end modern communication device, even a fake smartphone could arouse his infinite interest.

Pei Xingchen looked at such a bastard, and he was very gentle, but as an old man in his 50s, Mr. Zhong, do you really have to show your face and show cute star eyes?

A black line!

In fact, not a while after Pei Xingchen sent the photo, a phone call came from the other side. Brother Bao, who spoke a Hunan accent, made the phone call himself. Xu Luoan answered it quickly, without any pleasantries, and directly cut to the topic.

Pei Xingchen watched Xu Luoan from the sidelines, his expression changed, which was very interesting.

Xu Luo'an held the phone, worried: "Are you sure?"

Chen Baowang on the other end of the phone nodded: "That's right, mother-child corpse Gu is not the highest level Gu insect, anyone who knows a little bit of witchcraft can refine it."

Xu Luo'an was silent for a moment, then hesitated to speak again: "Well, how is my aunt?"

Chen Baowang was very happy when he heard the words: "Master is very good, but she went to the ancestral hall these days. How about I ask her to call you when she comes back?"

"No, no need!" Xu Luo'an refused in a panic, and peeked at Pei Xingchen, muttering: "This is my roommate's phone number, he doesn't like being disturbed by others. I will call you later, that's all, bye."

When Pei Xingchen took the phone, he sighed secretly, why did he just hang up like this?I also want to meet that brother A Bao, of course, this is just a polite greeting from ordinary roommates!At most, it was his assistant assistant!Out of the politeness of this relationship, it is natural to communicate with the seniors in the Tao world!

By the way, find out the details!

It's really just about communication, don't put the cart before the horse and just mess around!

"How is it?" Zhong Shunyi asked bluntly, gossiping: "What did Ah Bao say?"

Xu Luo'an shook his head: "That Gu worm didn't come from Miaojiang, Brother Abao said that judging from the color and size of the Gu worm, it should come from the Yunnan-Guizhou River area."

Pei Xingchen asked: "The Gu worms still need to be divided into regions?"

"Naturally," Xu Luoan nodded, "Witches and Gu are actually two different professions. Witchcraft achieves its goals by casting spells and curses, while Gu arts achieve their goals by refining poisonous insects to invade the human body. The two actually have essences. However, because the methods of the two are not so open and honest, and they are also used by some people with ulterior motives, so the world generally regards witchcraft as a family."

"The art of witchcraft originated in the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, flourished in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States, but gradually declined after the Tang Dynasty, and was finally suppressed by the rulers of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. Many families of witchcraft fled the Central Plains and moved to remote mountainous areas to hide their names. So up to now, only Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan and Western Hunan still have a small number of witchcraft. Among them, Xiangxi has the largest number, but the witchcraft of Guizhou and Sichuan are the most mysterious, almost unknown to outsiders."

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Zhong Shunyi was embarrassed for a moment, and then clapped his hands with a smile on his face: "There should be applause here! Good!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Why do you feel that the little dude is a bit ballsy...handsome?Of course, it is limited to this scene at this time, it is purely an appreciation from the heart!

What is pure cannot be purer!

Xu Luoan: ...

Nima, do you know how many times I was beaten by my aunt in order to memorize the history of the development of witchcraft?A rattan the size of a thumb, it's just so bloody on the neck! !It is simply a history of heartache, blood and tears!

It couldn't be worse!

"Yunguichuan? It's interesting." Zhong Shunyi stroked the non-existent goatee, and looked at Xu Luo'an meaningfully: "The person who can help the most is Lan Gu, but there is another person, Xiao Anzi."

Xu Luo'an was taken aback for a moment, and then instantly understood who that person was. The expression on his face calmed down just after showing joy: "No, I won't ask Master to help."

Zhong Shunyi was a little surprised: "Why? Afraid that Xiao Che will scold you? Don't worry, if he dares to scold you, I'll stand up for you! Otherwise, you can also consider betraying your teacher or something?" Then he threw himself into my broad chest... No, It's mind!

Xu Luo'an didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he couldn't understand how Zhong Shunyi's poaching mentality was formed, and he wasn't afraid that Master would punish you? !

"I can't always rely on Master," Xu Luo'an shook his head, "That thing happened because I was used to relying on him."

If it weren't for my willfulness and overreaching, Le Ling wouldn't have lost his mind, maybe he would have been reincarnated by now.

Pei Xingchen squinted at Xiao Erhuo, and really wanted to ask "that thing" what was it?But seeing Xu Luo'an's depressed mood in an instant, he was really embarrassed to open his mouth to expose his scars.

However, knowing that there are inside gossips but not being able to hear them is such a hassle!Don't worry about it!

In the end, several people decided that Zhong Shunyi would go to the contractor to find out the origin of the "I don't know the goose", although there is no conclusive evidence to prove that the Gu worm is related to him.But at present, there is only this clue that can be pursued. Zhong Shunyi is unexpectedly very active and persistent in asking for help.

As for Xu Luoan, he wanted to continue to ask his aunt what happened to the Gu worm in Yunguichuan. After breaking up with Zhong Shunyi, the two went back to school. , But forget it, I can't even remember it, the cliff is not a big deal!

So the heartless Xu Xiaoer rushed to the cafeteria decisively when he saw the menu hanging in the cafeteria, very innocent, lively and cute!It's almost endless!

Pei Xingchen followed behind, with a wry smile helplessly, and put his hands on his stomach, he still didn't understand what it was!

Slightly annoying!

Life has to go on, Xu Luo'an is still being tortured by his professional class, his life is worse than death, Uncle Gen's small shop is still open, and his roommates are still happily developing a pure brotherhood.

No matter what intrigue, no matter what crisis is unclear, under the clear and dry sky, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

On the weekend, Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen went to Jixue Mountain with a bag of ingredients. They hadn't seen the little guy for several days, and they really thought about it.

That's right, I just want to see the little guy, the irritable little raccoon or something, it's just the background wall!

"Damn it! Are you going to catch ghosts?!" Sure enough, the little raccoon is as irritable as ever, and it must be impossible for him to cultivate a loving mother just because he has been a nanny for a few days!

Xu Luo'an nodded expressionlessly: "That's right." His eyes had already fallen on the little baby opposite him, and he really wanted to go and see his son!

"Medicine! Medicine! Medicine! Check! Verb! Verb! I said pancake, you said you want it! 'Pancake'' want''pancake'' want' check!~" Yan Xiaobao couldn't wait to give it to Papa Performing his newly learned Divine Comedy, his two little paws jumped and kicked happily with the rhythm, his little wings flickered, and his big black eyes looked at Pei Xingchen eagerly, "seeking praise, please like" in an endless loop.

Pei Xingchen looked funny, stretched out his hand to rub the little guy's messy hair, and praised in a low voice: "You sing well, you have made progress."

Although Yan Xiaobao was dizzy from being rubbed, he still puffed out his small chest to show his pride.

Xu Luoan's eyes filled with tears, young man, this child is actually yours, right?Such a loving father and son, did your roommates make it?

But I really want to enjoy the family happiness in the past!Why did Mao want me to explain to the little raccoon?Little raccoons are so vicious, you know po? !

Hey, hey, weeping!

Hu Jiao roared angrily: "Why don't you two go catch ghosts, why don't you take me?!" I also want to go out to play, do you know how sad it is to take children?The soul is light!

Every day, you have to feed, do laundry, play and sing with you, no matter whether it is good or not, you have to like it, do you know how painful it is to keep swiping the screen to like it?Did you make it?Made it??

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Xu Luo'an looked at the suddenly depressed little raccoon inexplicably, and his mood instantly rose, la la la la... You plant mushrooms and I will water them!

Simply push through the dark clouds and see the light!

Xu Luo'an was very happy to go up and hold his son high, completely ignoring the little raccoon covered in dark clouds behind him, and the gentle Pei Xingchen!

Life couldn't be better without zombies.

The hot pot was gurgling with red oil and spicy peppers, Xu Luoan ate it to his heart's content, Pei Xingchen was as elegant as ever, even meatballs could be eaten like western food, and he also had a part-time job as a nanny, taking care of the food with a blushing face Yan Xiaobao.

The little raccoon looked very unhappy, and stared at Pei Xingchen and Yan Xiaobao beside him with a sullen face. You betrayed me, little boy, and it was useless for me to take care of you every day and night, give you food, clothes, and sing along with you Dance with you, you little heartless!angry!

Pei Xingchen couldn't laugh or cry, he slowly took care of Yan Xiaobao with Hu Jiao's mournful eyes, but did you stare at him for too long, you still have such hot eyes, your sister!Don't tell me what you think about me, I don't want to have a relationship with a shemale, it's curious and serious!

From a certain point of view, Xu Xian is really a real man among men, and he is very worthy of worship!That's right!

"Pei Xingchen, don't eat!" Hu Jiao said suddenly, and put down his chopsticks with a very serious expression.

Xu Luo'an was startled, and looked up at Hu Jiao, how dare you call Tianjun by his name?Dare to obstruct Tianjun's meal?Is this the rhythm of masochism? !I am very embarrassed by your behavior. Although you are my...friend, it is simply impossible for me to complete the mission if I kneel down and beg Heavenly Lord to spare you!

So, as a friend, I can only silently light a candle for you.

Pei Xingchen is also strange, for a child, it's not necessary to fight for favor, right?Just as he was about to speak, he was stunned by Hu Jiao's next move.

The little raccoon didn't know what to do, and suddenly moved close to Pei Xingchen, closed his eyes and was intoxicated... Sniff? !

Xu Luo'an's jaw dropped in shock, he didn't feel the beef in the chopsticks fell off, what's the matter with swelling?Am I dazzled?This little raccoon is not self-abuse, this is begging for abuse!No, judging by his expression, it could be that Tianjun, right?It's right to think about it, if you can hug Tianjun's thick and powerful thighs, it will no longer be a dream to ascend to a fairy and be reborn!

Couldn't have been more scheming!

Pei Xingchen's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker, he kept hiding back and shouted in a deep voice: "What are you doing?" There is still a child beside him?Can't you focus on yourself? !

Hey, there are so many troubles in being born beautiful. After the zombies, there are goblins pestering me endlessly. With this popularity, it is not impossible to be the top ten most popular male list!

Hey, little Taoist, did you see that?How dare you not care about me?There is no sense of crisis at all!

Hu Jiao sniffed for a while, opened his eyes and said seriously: "What have you eaten?"

Pei Xingchen was taken aback for a moment, this question was a bit difficult, because he couldn't remember how much he ate.Scanning the table, mushroom balls, beef brisket, pork belly, shrimp dumplings, mullet fillets... Uh, it seems a bit much.

Hu Jiao panicked and said angrily, "It's something else, the 'Qi' in your body is different!"

Before Pei Xingchen could react, Xu Luoan woke up with a start, "Qi" wrong?Could it be that thing?Hurry up and tug on Pei Xingchen, blinking non-stop, that, that's what you and the female corpse swallowed that night!

Pei Xingchen was disgusted by Xu Luoan's shameless act of being cute, but fortunately he really remembered it and was a little startled. Does this goblin know what's in his stomach?

"Ahem," Pei Xingchen coughed dryly to think about how to explain it: "I accidentally ate something when I went to catch zombies that night, but I don't know what it is, I just think it should be a bead. "

Hu Jiao rubbed his chin, very inscrutable: "I can smell it, it should be 'ice toad beads'."

Xu Luoan: ...

Pei Xingchen: ...

It really has a very mysterious name for cultivating immortals!