Internship priest

"Toad? Don't tell me it's what I was thinking about?" Pei Xingchen only felt nauseated, and the clear memory of that night came back to his body again, and it couldn't be more unforgettable!

Hu Jiao was upset: "What kind of expression do you have? Ice toads are produced in extremely cold areas at high altitudes in the snow mountains. The whole body is white and crystal clear. It is an extremely rare spiritual thing, and it is also an extremely rare and precious medicinal material."

To be eaten by a mortal like you is simply reckless, and you still don't know how to be grateful?Don't cherish it yet?Still disliked?Convex!

"Medical materials?" Xu Luoan's eyes lit up: "What are the effects?" Immortality?Longevity?Can the soaring internal force reach the peak of martial arts? !Or maybe the power of immortality increased so much suddenly that he could ascend to heaven and be ranked among the immortals? !

The picture is so beautiful, I can't bear to look directly at it!

Unexpectedly, Hu Jiao shook his head: "I don't know."

Xu Luoan: ...

have no idea?Then you dare to say so conclusively?Do you want to be so appetizing?

It is the eunuch who keeps half of the talk!angry!

Pei Xingchen obviously didn't believe it either, he could tell the name and origin without knowing what it would do?

The little raccoon was very irritable by the eyes of the two, and slapped the table: "I really don't know what's the use! I just saw the 'ice toad bead' at the old man's place, so I remembered its smell."

Xu Luoan: ...

Does your old man run a pharmacy?It couldn't be more miraculous that there are even such wonderful things as "ice toad beads"!

Pei Xingchen's complexion was a little ugly, he subconsciously rubbed his belly, and the thing in his body reminded him of the tragedy that happened that night, it was almost exposing scars, bloody and horrible.

Seeing this, Xu Luo'an instantly turned into a caring little padded jacket, and sincerely comforted him: "Don't think too much about it, after all, it is a medicinal material, at least it is good for your health."

Pei Xingchen glanced coldly: "I give it to you?"

Xu Luoan: ...

Can I still give this stuff?What do you want, young man?Is it possible to be the same as that night, what do you need? ... In an instant, [-] divine beasts rushed over from his mind!

It couldn't be more terrifying without breasts!cry!

Hu Jiao was very dissatisfied: "You are really enough! Do you know how precious and rare the 'Ice Toad Pearl' is? You don't even cherish it?!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

"How precious and rare, little raccoon?" Xu Luoan humbly asked for advice, very sincerely.

"Again, I'm not a little raccoon, but a civet cat! A civet cat!" Hu Jiao was really irritable, and Xu Luoan sighed at the sight. Will being so irritable affect the child's growth and development?What anxieties!

"Ice toads only live on the top of the snow-capped mountains, relying on snow-capped ganoderma lucidum and natural snow water for a living. It is basically impossible for humans to find them except by luck." Their bodies will change in May and June, and their skin will ooze liquid, which will slowly condense into small beads the size of a grain of rice. Therefore, it will take at least a hundred years to condense into usable beads!"

You stupid human beings still dare to push back and forth without knowing what is good or bad, I really want to whip you hard!

Why didn't he eat that "ice toad bead" by himself!Heart-scratching envy, jealousy and hatred!

Xu Luoan cried, little raccoon, are you sure that thing is edible?Please stop talking!Now he doesn't dare to look directly at Pei Xingchen, that cliff is dead black!I thought that the "Ice Toad Bead" was refined by the Ice Toad, but in fact it was... bodily fluid? !

Is there anything more cruel than this truth?But at the same time, I'm glad that it wasn't me who was caught by that at the beginning!Kind of like winning the lottery.

Pei Xingchen's forehead was full of veins, and he clenched his fists tightly to suppress the stomach acid that was about to blurt out!Nima, what kind of bad luck is this for me? !First, he had sex with a zombie from a hundred years ago, then he was slapped in the face by the corpse, and now he found himself eating the body fluids of the toad? !

Do you want to live in this crumbling world!

Scratch the wall and cry!

"Oh, it's your fate that you got the 'Bing Chan Zhu'." Hu Jiaoyu patted Pei Xingchen's shoulder earnestly: "That's a good thing, you should cherish it!"

Cherish your sister!Pei Xingchen silently, calmly and rationally crushed a bowl... How is that possible? !In fact, he just glanced at Xu Luo'an with cold, calm, ruthless eyes, and then stood up silently: "I'm done eating, you guys eat slowly!"

Knowing the truth, how could I still have an appetite!Had to vomit to comfort my lost virginity and...poor stomach!

Xu Luo'an worriedly looked at the back of Pei Xingchen, who was barely able to walk. He looked extremely tragic in the setting sun of winter. He sighed secretly, and went back to look through the master's notes to see if there was any mention of this magical thing. Can take that thing out!

It's a pity that Xu Xiaoer was knocked unconscious by a cruel and merciless thunder before he had time to check the diary!

End of term... Exam... Exam! !

Xu Luo'an pinched the exam schedule, and his whole body was swaying!School only started yesterday, so why is Mao going to face this cruel fact today? !

It's so tragic, it's worth eating [-] steamed buns with sprouts and mushrooms to mourn!

So, ten days before the final exam, there was a rare scene in the boys' dormitory 308, where there was a rare scene of reading at night with the lights on.The main role of the academic masters headed by Pei Xingchen, Huang Ruinan, and Chengcheng is to contribute their classroom notes and exam skills. Tao Wei belongs to the steady and steady school who can cope with the exam. Yuan Jia has prepared various cheat sheets and formulated a complete set of exam rooms The on-the-spot play plan can be written into the student exam rules, and it is very worthy of all students' painstaking research and practice.

The most worrying person in the whole dormitory is Xu Xiaoer, who is a scumbag and doesn't have any experience in the examination room, which is simply a loophole.Loophole Xu Xiaoer had a red rag tied around his head, on which he wrote in bold bold letters: "Either live or die!!!"

It couldn't be more passionate!

Pei Xingchen: ...

Can you have two more? !Silently turning his head to look at the screen, there is a little pig dancing a hula happily, with a big "two" on his forehead!Pei Xingchen was expressionless as if he was doing a daily routine, but there was a smile in the corner of his eyes.

For ten whole days, Xu Xiaoer crammed day and night, except for sleeping and eating, basically soaking in the sea of ​​various Trojan horses.Sleeping at night, I dreamed that a zombie full of program symbols was chasing after him. It had a hideous and ugly face, and screamed with the name "final exam" on its head. I don't dare to sleep anymore, I can dream about the final exam even in my dreams, it's so hard that I can't look straight at it!

In all fairness, Xu Luo'an can't help but talk about hard work, but talent is not something that you just say you have. Sometimes you put in a hundred times the effort, and you may not get what you imagined.

Cheng Chengcheng couldn't bear to watch it any longer, he propped his chin and asked him curiously: "Brother Luo An, why did you choose this major?"

Before Xu Luo'an could answer, he suddenly clapped his hands, "Could it be a casual gesture, hahaha." Cheng Cheng was inexplicably caught laughing by his guess, and couldn't stop at all!

Xu Luoan: ...

Even if you guess the truth, don't say it casually, Hun Dan!Besides, such a high-end skill like a finger is simply not something that ordinary people can master, you know?If you want to point it casually, you won’t be able to point it out!

Pei Xingchen looked on coldly, sighed helplessly, and pointed out such a difficult path for himself so casually, you are also a talent!But it's right to think about it, anyway, I am destined to become a Taoist priest in the future, and it's the same to learn everything!However, after thinking about it carefully, there is still the excitement of Tandandan.As for the joy, it was fate that they met each other... Fate of brothers!

Very pure, very innocent, very romantic brotherhood!

Don't think too much about it! !

Just after ten days of Xu Luo'an's life was worse than death, it finally came to the day when he went to the battlefield, pinched his admission ticket and ID card, looked at the students who were talking, smiling and relaxed in the corridor, clamped his legs very cowardly, and looked up Pei Xingchen: "I want to go to the toilet."

Pei Xingchen grabbed his collar: "I've been there ten times!"

Frequent urination, urgency and incontinence?This is a manifestation of kidney deficiency, classmate!Kidney deficiency before turning [-], I'm really worried, should I find an old Chinese doctor to feel my pulse?Or should I drink some kidney treasure first?Uh, why not ask a question on Baidu first to see what the masses say.

Xu Luo'an clamped his legs tightly, and followed his classmates into the examination room with small horoscopes, his forehead and palms were full of sweat.But when everyone sat down, they were surprised to find that they were surrounded by their roommates? !

In front is Cheng Cheng, behind is Pei Xingchen, on the left is Huang Ruinan, on the right is Tao Wei, and Yuan Jia who is obliquely in front turns his head, shakes the cheat sheet in his hand and winks!

What's going on?Xu Luoan was completely shocked!

Cheng Cheng turned his head and chuckled: "Brother Luo An, don't worry, we are here."

Xu Luo'an stared blankly at everyone, suddenly his nose felt sour and his heart felt warm. This is the real brother who can accompany you through the difficult final exams!I can hand you a cheat sheet and make gestures and signs for you!I can accompany you to face the bleak life together!

Such a friend is worth cherishing in your life, so I want to cry!

Pei Xingchen looked at the rabbit-eyed Xu Xiaoer amusedly, the matter of changing seats was actually decided two days ago, the idea was from Huang Ruinan, the plan was made by himself, and the implementers were Cheng Cheng Tao Wei and Yuan Jia, As for the process, I can't go into details. Although it was very difficult, it was worth it for the little one!

The exam started, Pei Xingchen helped him pass, and was amazed by the popularity of the little bastard, not to mention the brothers in his own dormitory, why Mao Qu Hongxi could still throw a small ball of paper to him?Two rows away, your sister!Are you afraid of getting caught?It doesn't matter if you get caught, the key is that you don't implicate me... brother!

Besides, throwing paper balls has no technical content at all, and the risk is high and the return rate is low. I really don't know how you came up with it!

It is completely inferior to our "secret action", such as A is to pull hair, B is to pick ears, C is to rub eyes, and D is to pick noses!Although after an exam, my hair is almost bald, my ears are red, my eyes are astringent, my nostrils are dry, but the risk is low!

It is really worth writing into the "Rules for Candidates' On-the-spot Performance" again!Likes are a must!

The suffocating three-day exam period passed, Xu Luo'an patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief, and with everyone's help, he managed to cope with it.Xu Luo'an was grateful to the brothers and wanted to invite everyone to dinner, but unfortunately he couldn't hold back everyone's strong homesickness, and they all said that they would save the meal until they returned to school, and then dragged their luggage and left school one by one.

Nima, the Spring Festival travel season is about to begin!If you don't leave, what should you do if you are embarrassed and swollen?What if the plane returns, the train breaks the bridge, the car jams the ship, and then encounters a liar?

People are on an embarrassing journey, it is simply a living guide for returning home during the Spring Festival!The conscience of the industry!

The dormitory that was still very lively a few days ago became a little bit colder, Xu Luoan sighed, feeling a little uncomfortable, and in an instant it was only him and Pei Xingchen left.Because there are still a few days until the end of the month, Xu Luoan thought about staying a few more days to help Uncle Gen look at the shop and make up for his irresponsible work attitude of asking for leave from time to time and skipping work.So although the exam is over, I am still busy and fulfilled.

In contrast, Pei Xingchen seemed to be much freer, lying on the bed and looking at the ceiling, feeling a little melancholy.

The roommates couldn't wait to go home, but I didn't want to go home at all. The word "home" was not a glorious word in my life.Although he is not short of money, he really hates the life of being poked in the back!

Escaping was the only way he wanted to get out of that place.

But this is the Chinese New Year, when all families are reuniting, where else can I go?Pei Xingchen stepped on plush slippers with his messy hair on his head, and appeared on the balcony in a sharp-edged look that completely subverted his image. He was about to look at the sky at a 45° angle, and then he was very gorgeous...Ah!

so cold!Pei Xingchen sniffed, quickly hid in the room, wrapped a cotton coat around his body, and then sat at the door waiting for Xu Xiaoer to come back. He had just seen him on the balcony.

Not long after, Xu Luo'an ran back beaming with an envelope in his hand.

"What is it?" Pei Xingchen frowned, according to Xu Xiaoer's virtue, it couldn't be a love letter that could make him so happy, oh shit!

It's unscientific that there are still people who can look up to scumbags!Wait, it's not impossible, someone threw a small ball of paper to him during the exam, it's so vivid and unforgettable!

Very worthy of attention.

Xu Luo'an didn't think about it that much at all, and happily raised the envelope: "Guess?!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

I guess your sister!Damn it, Chi Guoguo posted love letters without regard for roommates!Can you still pick up your integrity?

I want to break up with you!

Get up silently, turn back blankly, ready to climb into bed and worry alone!

Xu Luo'an was stunned, he didn't guess if he didn't guess, but why was the heartbroken look on his face swollen? !Is it possible that this kind of guessing game caused a lot of murders and caused psychological shadows?

Right in the heart!

Xu Luo'an lamented that Tianjun really has a glass heart, and quickly grabbed him: "It's a letter from Uncle Zhong!"

Uncle Zhong?Pei Xingchen's eyes lit up, and he turned around decisively: "What did you say?"

Even with such a sharp shape, it can't hide the innate temperament of a king, and the acting skills are good.

Xu Luoan: ...

Young man, what are you going to do with such a change of face, Sichuan opera is not as fast as you!

Opening the envelope, Zhong Shunyi wrote very simply, only a few lines, which probably means that he has confirmed that there are no young people who "don't distinguish between geese and me" among the migrant workers, but the contractor mentioned a person, a young man who once I came to inquire when the construction team was digging the tunnel.

Xu Luo'an frowned, and raised his eyes to look at Pei Xingchen, who also looked puzzled.

"Did Uncle Zhong mention that person's appearance?" Pei Xingchen asked.

Xu Luo'an read the contents of the letter again, took a deep breath, and was slightly excited: "Yes! The contractor said that the man has grown, uh... a pair of fox eyes?"

Vixen?Xu Luo'an was terribly frightened, hey, it's rare to see a vixen in a hundred years, let alone a man!I really want to open my eyes!

Pei Xingchen's eyes jumped, and he patted the back of Xu Luo'an's head, very unceremoniously hitting the nail on the head: "Don't even think about it, you have no hope of seeing a vixen in this life."

Are you kidding, vixen? !How could it be possible for Xu Xiaoer to see it, and he was hooked away in minutes due to his pissy nature of judging people by their appearance!

Fire prevention, anti-theft and vixen prevention, as a brother, it is really a heavy responsibility!

Xu Luoan was frustrated, and continued to look down: "Uncle Zhong also said that the man has a good appearance, about 1.8 meters tall, and a thin body. Judging from his clothes, he should be very rich."

Pei Xingchen: ...

Are you sure this is describing a person?Instead of a group of people?

This kind of looks and figures are everywhere, and how do you know how they are dressed?The contractor sees that everyone is a rich man, and he can be said to be a world brand in fancy pants!

Uncle, stop kidding!

Apparently Xu Luo'an also noticed it, and was a little disappointed, but he quickly cheered up again: "Forget it, let's not think about who that person is for now. We should think about how to use the money?"

Xu Xiaoer held up a bank card meanly, with a happy face: "It's the entrustment fee from Uncle Zhong!"

Pei Xingchen looked at the bank card Xu Xiaoer handed over, not intending to accept it: "This is for you, I don't want it."

Xu Luoan: ...

Tianjun, you really think too much, I didn't give it all to you!After deducting the middle fee for Uncle Zhong and the cost of buying equipment such as spirit talismans, there are more than 4 yuan left. If I give it all to you, do I want to live!

"Uh, that, let's make a half point." Xu Luo'an made a difficult choice. Five to five points is already the limit, and any more will cause him to burst into tears!

Pei Xingchen looked at Xu Luoan and shook his head: "I don't lack the money!"

Xu Luo'an is a little upset, it's your business to have money, but how can you just say no to the income from labor?Doesn't that make me look vulgar?Actually no, I just love money a little bit!

But I am not a stingy boss, I will definitely give the salary that should be given!

That's right, it's so refreshing to pay people wages!

It's the rhythm of local tyrants!Just can't stop!

"It's true that I'm short of money, but I don't want all of it! You should have a share of the money," Xu Luo'an insisted, "To make up for the sacrifice you made that night, and the pain of the zombies, I can understand it." !"

Pei Xingchen's veins bulged, he clenched his fists tightly, gnashed his teeth, and his whole body went dark: "You, here, old, son, shut up!"

your sister!Why did Chi Guoguo mention it when I almost forgot about the tragedy of that night! !

Is this the rhythm to remember for a lifetime?It is impossible to work! !