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Perhaps the fact of sharing the same bed was so exciting that Pei Xingchen didn't even know what to eat at the dinner table. After eating, he didn't even know what he ate. He only felt his mouth was hot and sore. When he looked in the mirror, he was so scared , Why does it turn into a sausage mouth after eating a meal, this is simply unscientific!

Dad Xu: ...

Xu Luoan: ...

Classmate, you only eat chili peppers and no vegetables for this meal. It’s perfectly normal to change into sausages, okay!

While washing the dishes, Dad Xu said earnestly: "It seems that your classmate likes spicy food very much. I will buy some spicy rice tomorrow. How about it?"

Xu Luo'an was actually quite confused. I never thought that my roommates liked spicy food so much. Is it because I don't care enough for my classmates?It is simply too inappropriate, and it is very necessary for self-reflection!So when my dad said that, I immediately clenched my fist and echoed: "Well, buy a catty!"

What Xu Luo'an, who was full of food, tired of traveling and traveling, wanted to do most of all was to lie on the bed and have a good sleep. After everything was tidied up, Xu Xiaoer rolled onto the bed very consciously, and quickly occupied the inner position.

Pei Xingchen, who came out of the shower, saw the little bastard rolling around on the bed and thought it was a stupid taco, so he really thought seriously about sleeping in the same bed with this guy?In the end, after hesitating for a long time between sleeping on the floor and being cold out, or sleeping on the bed and being infected with IQ by a second-hand guy, he still resigned to his fate and put him on the bed.

IQ or something, you can choose to ignore it.Pei Xingchen wrapped himself in the quilt, took a deep breath satisfied, and the quilt smelled like sunshine.

Xu Luo'an was very excited. He kept watching Pei Xingchen take off his clothes and go to bed, and then lamented that Tianjun's figure is so good. Even wearing long johns and long johns, he can see his pectoralis major. I really don't envy him at all!Who let others be the king of heaven!

But he couldn't hold back his excitement, Xu Luo'an continued to wrap himself into a taco, and suddenly stared at Pei Xingchen without any sleepiness, full of enthusiasm and energy, he had never slept in the same bed as a classmate before!

It feels so loving!You can go to the rooftop and shout Chi Guoguo to show off!

Pei Xingchen couldn't bear it anymore, what are you going to do, bastard, after looking at it like this?Those who didn’t know thought you were looking at a piece of bacon!

It couldn't be hotter!

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Pei Xingchen thought his tone was very vicious, and even raised his voice to show his dissatisfaction.

But Xu Xiaoer couldn't feel it at all, because he was already so moved by the strong brotherhood that he was almost in tears!

"I can't sleep, and you can't either, so let's chat?"

Pei Xingchen: ...Your sister, which eye of yours sees that I can't fall asleep? !I want to sleep, okay!

"What do you want to talk about?" Then Leng Yan opened her mouth, but she was calm.

Xu Luo'an wrapped her quilt, and moved closer like a caterpillar, completely ignoring the breath that was about to hit Pei Xingchen's face: "Hey, this is the first time we slept together, right?"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Inside cow!Don't tell me that I have something to do with you, okay?In fact, it’s not okay, I don’t even know about your relationship with Mao!

Don't think that if you sleep together, I will be responsible for you, okay?

In fact, each sleeps on its own, okay, two quilts! !

Xu Luo'an stretched out his hand and poked Pei Xingchen's arm meanly: "Tell me, what will they think if they find out?"

The cliff will be envious to death!The whole school is sleeping with me, this kind of thing is really worthy of the headlines of the school newsletter, okay? !

Be proud! !

Pei Xingchen: o(╯□╰)o

Are you still talking about it? !It couldn't be more terrifying!

"Don't say it!" If you dare to say it, I will fight you hard, every minute!

Maybe Pei Xingchen's expression was so fierce that Xu Luo'an forgot to ask why for a moment, but just nodded stupidly: "I, I won't say it. I'm just joking."

"You can't just talk and play!" Pei Xingchen threatened in a low voice: "If you dare to speak out, you will be an eunuch without a jj!"

Xu Luo'an subconsciously clamped his legs and moved back automatically. This was too cruel!What about the fist-fighting brotherhood?Can be ruthless!

Pei Xingchen nodded in satisfaction, showing a sinister smile: "Are you done talking?"

The little dude nodded wildly, can we still have a pleasant chat? !

"Then sleep!" Pei Xingchen turned over and closed his eyes to sleep.

Xu Luo'an bit the corner of his back and whimpered, I don't believe in brotherhood anymore!They all slept in the same bed, and they were so fierce!very scary! !

The room gradually became quiet, and Xu Xiaoer beside him also let out a low voice. Pei Xingchen opened his eyes in the dark, glanced at his side carefully, and unexpectedly found that Xu Luoan's sleeping appearance was quite quiet, and he didn't open his mouth to drool. There was no kicking the quilt in all directions, quietly wrapped in the quilt, curled up like a small shrimp.

Such a sleeping position is actually a sign of insecurity. Pei Xingchen doesn't know what happened to Xu Luoan to make him feel so insecure, but he can feel the little warmth of this home.Dad Xu is a rough-looking person who is actually very careful. Knowing that there are guests at home, he specially prepared clean bedding. Although it looks very old, it is clean and has been exposed to the sun on purpose.

Pei Xingchen actually liked this kind of atmosphere very much. Whether it was Xu's father or the interaction between their father and son, there was a sense of harmony that outsiders could not penetrate.

Maybe there is no mother?Pei Xingchen guessed that there was no trace of a woman in this house, neither the living room nor the kitchen, nor Xu Luoan's bedroom, had any trace of a mistress.

Looking at the faint light from the window, Xu Luo'an's eyebrows and eyes looked soft and submissive. Frankly speaking, the little bastard's appearance was not so rough like Xu's father, but more refined and delicate, maybe like his mother.

Pei Xingchen withdrew his scrutinizing gaze, closed his eyes, and was horrified to find that Xu Xiaoer's eyebrows and eyes just appeared in his mind, it couldn't be more clear!

What's going on?It's too weird! ?

Paralysis, how could I see a man's face before going to sleep?It should be a world-famous beauty like the Sleeping Mermaid Princess Snow White!No matter how handsome the second guy looks, does it have anything to do with me? !Simply annoying!

Pei Xingchen turned around angrily, and ordered himself fiercely, don't think any more!

But there are some things that you can't stop if you want to. That night, Pei Xingchen finally fell asleep after tossing around for most of the night, and then he had a very sad dream, in which a large field of flowers appeared!Still a field of lavender!The mountains and plains are a little drunk with the wind, you can feel it a little bit!

But what is even more frustrating is the person who appeared in the flower field!It's me and Xiao Erhuo!And what the hell are you playing and chasing in the flower fields? !

The process can hardly be described in detail, anyway, it is full of all kinds of pink bubbles!

However, what is even more incredible is that I still feel quite happy!

This is simply quite unscientific, okay?Are you cheating on your father? !

Due to this, which can be called the weirdest dream in history, Young Master Pei stayed in bed for the first time, and had a full sleep!

When he woke up, Pei Xingchen, who was completely clueless, saw an enlarged version of a bastard's face in a daze!Suddenly sober, Nima, pouting, is this the rhythm of kissing?

But I'm not ready at all, Hundan!

So after waking up in horror, he hugged the quilt and quickly retreated to the foot of the bed, looking at Xu Luo'an vigilantly, just looking at the pervert!

Xu Luo'an was slightly embarrassed and sad, what does this look mean?I am a pure and kind little boy, and I will definitely not rush to him without principles!What's more, you have no breasts!

"Do you have something to do?" Pei Xingchen firmly held the quilt and did not let go, very principled!

Xu Luo'an was really wronged: "I'm here to ask you to eat!" It's almost noon, aren't you hungry?

Pei Xingchen: ...

Cuckoo, cuckoo, I'm really hungry!

"Hey, then you go out first, I'll change clothes!"

Don't you have anything to do to watch people change clothes?

Xu Luo'an was quite speechless and couldn't understand why his roommate became so shy after sleeping all night?What's the point of wearing long johns?What's more, you have no breasts!

"Then come out to eat quickly, it's been hot twice!" Although he couldn't understand it, Xu Xiaoer, who was caring in the padded jacket, turned around and went out.

Pei Xingchen sat on the bed, looked at the back of Xu Xiaoer leaving, almost collapsed!

Why did I want to beg for nothing to follow me?Looking for abuse?

Not at all! !

Scratch the wall and cry!

Shangjing, thousands of miles away, is approaching the end of the new year, and the streets and alleys are filled with the atmosphere of the Spring Festival.There are scattered snowflakes in the sky, but they still can't stop the enthusiastic people who go out to buy new year's goods.

Among the crowd, a man wearing a stand-up collar trench coat made the older girls and daughter-in-law who passed by a little shy, and some bold ones chased the man all the way into a small hardware store!

Slightly embarrassing.

The man completely ignored all kinds of eyes that fell on him, and skillfully passed through the eight-diagram array-like goods piled up on the floor of the small hardware store, lifted the curtain and pushed open the wooden door, walked through the narrow corridor, turned and went downstairs, behind There is a small yard, go through the yard, push the door and move a table, lift the floor, then go down to the ground, walk through the stairs and go down to the next level, finally, finally arrived!

Can't imagine what kind of god-like shop this is?So secret passages and secret passages are simply necessary for pretending to be cool, none of them!

The man pushed open the door, it was a small room, there was already a person inside, it was an elderly middle-aged man, when he saw the man in the windbreaker coming in, he stood up immediately, and shouted in a polite manner: "Sir host!"

The man in the windbreaker raised his head and smiled gently: "Sit down."

The middle-aged man sat down as he said, with a serious expression on his face: "I can't stand it anymore, they have more and more contacts with people in Sichuan."

The man in the windbreaker chuckled, and knocked on the table: "Oh, I can't wait."

The middle-aged man did not speak, but waited silently for the young master to speak.

After a while, the man in the windbreaker said: "Continue to send people to monitor, and be careful not to startle the snake."

Middle-aged man: "Yes."

"Shanyue Hall is my site, and I know that I dare to act so blatantly, as if there is no one in our Shanyue Hall?" The words are very light, but the meaning in the words is very heavy, which makes the middle-aged man feel a little embarrassed. pressure.

"Young master, we..."

The man in the windbreaker waved his hand, indicating that he didn't need to be sorry, and then changed the subject: "They went back?"

The middle-aged man was stunned for a while, and then said: "Yes, I left three days ago."

"Well, don't tell them before you find out," the man in the windbreaker continued to order, then stood up and prepared to leave: "I will report this matter to Aunt Ma, and you can go down and make arrangements."

The middle-aged man quickly stood up and sent the young master off respectfully and politely: "Yes, I will pay attention, young master."

The man in the windbreaker didn't speak anymore, but just returned along the same road, and then complained wildly in his heart, who the hell found such a remote and remote place as a meeting place, it's completely inhumane, okay? !

When he got out of the hardware store, the man in the windbreaker took a deep breath. Sure enough, he was going to miss dinner again!It's decided, we must change the place, and it's a decision on the agenda!

In the dark night, over the bustling city, a "swoosh" sounded across the sky, so slight that it was almost imperceptible.The man in the windbreaker looked up at the sky, showing a sinister smile, it's really getting more and more interesting!

Adjust your clothes, bow your head and leave, since you want to play, then we will accompany you to the end!

Back to Yuanjiang.

Famous Avenue, Flower Dance Community.

Xu Luo'an was carrying a big gift package of brain platinum buy one get one free, feeling a little frustrated with the news he just got from the tree spirit A Yao.

"It's almost Chinese New Year, and Master will go out?" Shouldn't everyone sit around and eat hot pot together during Chinese New Year?There are also firecrackers and Ertijiao, this is the New Year!How can you sneak out to celebrate the New Year by yourself?Wait, is it to live a two-person world with the master and husband?This is entirely possible!

I really don't envy this honeymoon rhythm!

Pei Xingchen looked at the tree spirit A Yao with a calm expression. After seeing the little raccoon and Yan Xiaobao, and looking at the tree spirit, who can fully transform into a fairy, he couldn't be more excited.What's more, he is a fairly normal-looking human being. As long as he ignores his green skin, he can communicate normally. The only person who can't communicate is the flower demon sisters next to the dryad.

"Look, that's Xiao Anzi's boyfriend!"

"Tsk tsk, I really can't tell, she was led in so quickly!"

"Yes, yes, it's so passionate and intense, I'm so touched!"

……

Touch your sister!Passionate about your sister!Laozi and Erhuo are innocent, okay? !We are just ordinary roommates, at best they are assistants! !What's the matter with your "complete disbelief" eyes? !

Can we still have a pleasant chat? !

Xu Luo'an looked at Pei Xingchen and felt a little guilty: "I originally wanted Master to help you solve the problem of that bead, but now it seems that it may be postponed."

Pei Xingchen was a little stunned when he heard the words. He originally thought that the little bastard asked him to come because he was bored, but he didn't expect that he still had such thoughts, and his mood was a little mixed.He originally wanted to say that he didn't care that much anymore, but the words turned into: "It's okay, maybe your master can't help it."

Xu Luo'an was very serious: "How is it possible? My master is a very powerful magician who was once famous all over the world! If you don't believe me, you can ask them?"

One of the onlookers, the tree spirit Ah Yao: "That's right, Murong Che is indeed very powerful. He loves money very much and is stingy too. He is really very powerful!"

The second group of onlookers, the Huayao sisters: "Yes, Master Murong is really very powerful, very mean! He will not forgive others if he is justified, and he will disturb three points if he is unreasonable!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Are you serious?Are you sure you are talking about a world-renowned warlock?Instead of a gangster who collects protection fees?

Why do you feel uneasy about your balls?

Xu Luo'an couldn't laugh or cry, hey, do you dare to say that my master is really not afraid that he will come back to deal with you?

I looked up at the familiar window, where did Master go?Is there any harm in keeping that bead in Pei Xingchen's body?What a rush!

Seeing no hope for anyone, Xu Luo'an could only leave the brain platinum gift bag in the office, and took Pei Xingchen back together.Since you can't find anyone at the door, try looking for it through professional channels, it sounds really cool!

When the two of them went back, they stopped by the nearby shopping mall to buy new year's goods. Buying new year's goods is definitely the cruelest life experience in a year. Not only must you have extraordinary eyesight, strong physical strength, but also an IQ as high as 250. Otherwise, she will be abused by a group of aunts to nothing!

When Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen squeezed out of a group of overwhelmed aunts with disheveled clothes and bird's nests, they were so miserable that they couldn't look directly at them!

Pei Xingchen lowered his head and looked at his deflated sneakers and jacket with the buttons torn off, and suddenly felt that the aunt's destructive power and combat power were comparable to zombies, and she was strong enough to occupy the entire universe with the city management, okay?

Glaring fiercely at Xu Luo'an beside him: Do you dare to laugh?

Xu Luo'an, who was lying on the gun in tragedy, was speechless, "Young man, I have seen the body exploded, but the baptism of the chicken coop can no longer make me laugh, okay?"

How hypocritical!

The two rushed home with big and small bags. It was already dark, and street lights were lit on the street, illuminating the way home flickering.All the way was stable, until when they were near Xu's house, an accident of some sort happened.

It was at the entrance of a small alley, and it was Pei Xingchen who noticed the abnormality first. He casually looked sideways and couldn't help being surprised. In that alley, there were two men and one woman dressed in black driving a group of people in different clothes. People line up neatly, and if you look carefully, you can find that those people are wearing various costumes from ancient times to modern times.

The corner of Pei Xingchen's mouth twitched, who can tell me why so many cosplay lovers can be seen in any alley? !Even if you want to have a party, please find a spacious place, okay? !All squeezed together, isn't it too small?

I can't understand it!

Xu Luo'an followed Pei Xingchen's gaze, and explained disapprovingly: "Oh, those are ghost messengers cleaning up the lonely and wild ghosts living in the world. It's the end of the year, and they also have tasks."

These days, be a ghost in Alexandria!

Pei Xingchen: ...

Ghost...bad?Are you sure that's what I mean? ! !Guicha is also a popular cosplay now? !Isn't this scientific? !