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Before Pei Xingchen could ask any questions, the two ghost messengers seemed to have spotted Xu Luoan, and they walked straight towards them. When they got closer, Xu Luoan suddenly waved happily: "Hey, Mo Ling Mozhu, it turns out that you are on duty." !"

Mo Ling Mozhu's face was paralyzed as always, and he walked like a model and stood in front of Xu Luo'an: "Why are you here?" It is said that there is something wrong with Murong's family?As that person's disciple, how could he still have the time to date a man?

Squinting, fortunately, it's a human being!Did not learn from his master!

Human-animal love and so on really can't be more serious!

Xu Luo'an scratched his head and said with a smile: "My house is nearby, and I have bought new year's goods to go home!"

Standing on tiptoe and looking back, I was taken aback by the way, damn, there are still ghosts from the Qing Dynasty?I don't know if it's a happy ghost? !

Mo Ling looked at Xu Luoan's eyes, silently took a step across, and blocked it.

Xu Luo'an is a little embarrassing, can't you watch this?It's not a secret mission, how stingy!

Mo Zhu didn't notice the undercurrent between her brother and the errand, but took out a piece of ghost paper from her clothes, with a portrait on it: "This ghost is a wanted criminal in the underworld. If you find out, Please contact the government immediately."

Pei Xingchen: ...

Can the underworld launch a nationwide search now?The whole world wants a ghost or something, are you sure you have the Internet to chase it online?Don't be too advanced!

It's really rising every minute!

Xu Luo'an took a closer look, and the image on the paper was a young man not more than [-] years old, wearing a military uniform, but the military uniform was obviously not the military uniform of the new era, it was a grass-green military uniform with a red star inlaid on the top of the hat.For a well-informed college student in the new century like Xu Luoan, he really can't see the origin of this military uniform at all, very knowledgeable!

Pei Xingchen poked his head curiously, and was dumbfounded at one glance. This person... No, is it a ghost? ! !

Mo Zhu was sensitive to Pei Xingchen's emotional changes, and raised his eyes to look at him, but Young Master Pei quickly covered up his surprise, his face was expressionless and very cold.

It's almost at the level of an actor, and he entered the show very quickly!

Mo Zhu withdrew his gaze and looked at Xu Luo'an: "We still have business to do, so we're leaving first." After finishing speaking, he took back the paper, and together with Mo Ling dragged a bunch of homeless ghosts Shi Shiran away.

Erhuo Xu waved his hand, and enthusiastically bid farewell to his...back view!

Pei Xingchen couldn't bear it anymore, what are you looking at?Lao Tzu is right next to you!Still watching? !

"Cough! Cough! Cough!"

Xu Luoan, a caring little padded jacket, immediately handed Chuanbei Pipa Gao: "When you catch a cold, drink authentic Chuanbei Pipa Gao, one drop is effective!"

Pei Xingchen: ...One drop is effective is sulfuric acid!

"May I ask you a question?" Pei Xingchen pretended to be calm, pointed at the ghost messenger who was walking away, and carefully worded his words: "Actually, they are...people, right?"

Maybe ghost or something is just a title, ha, ha, ha!It's not funny at all!It's not good to choose a name, but to use a curious name like "ghost messenger"!

Xu Luo'an was taken aback, and then laughed out loud, completely hitting the point of the laugh!

"How could it be a human? Come on, at least the ghost messenger is a ghost, okay? If you don't believe me, take a look?" Xu Luo'an smiled and bent over, half squatting and pointing forward.

Pei Xingchen, who was completely wooden into a tree stump, looked over with his fingers, just in time, a pedestrian bumped into the ghost guard, and then just... came out? !That person didn't feel the same at all, he was still talking and laughing happily and walking like flying!

Pei Xingchen suddenly felt that the whole person was not well?The ghost messenger is a ghost, so the wanted criminal he mentioned, in other words, can never be a human? !What is not a person?what else?your sister!Do I still need to ask so clearly?Have you considered the character's emotions? !

"Did you see? If a ghost messenger can be a human being, then I'll apply for it too!" Xu Luo'an is simply a magic tool for making up for the knife. It's rare that he can make Tianjun suffer like this once, so he can't miss this opportunity!Xu Luo'an reached out and patted Pei Xingchen's shoulder, saying earnestly: "The hell is quite big, I will take you there when I have a chance...wait!"

Suddenly, lightning and thunderbolts came into Xu Xiaoer's mind, and he withdrew his hand, his eyes widened and he looked up and down Pei Xingchen, completely stunned: "You you you you you...you can see a ghost?!"

Pei Xingchen was deeply shocked by Xu Xiaoer's expression. So this is the stunned expression?Stand up!

Silently adjusting his emotions, Pei Xingchen nodded: "Well, I can see the hell!" He just reacted now?How rough are you?Or do you mean how much you don't care about me?

Slightly upset!

Xu Luo'an was terrified by the truth, completely clueless: "Why?"

Why is this so?Could it be said that spiritual power can also be contagious?It shouldn't be!Xu Luoan was completely messed up. After turning in circles several times, he suddenly grabbed Pei Xingchen's hand and rolled up his sleeves. The Dragon Subduing Wood on his wrist really emitted a faint light, which was different from the blue light representing his own spiritual power. But a faint pink light! !

Pei Xingchen raised his eyebrows: "What does this mean?"

Can anyone explain to me what these pink lights mean?The point is "pink"? !Who the hell came up with this girly visual kei setting!

Lift the table with both hands!angry!

Xu Luo'an's face was full of sorrow, and he seemed to feel that Pei Xingchen would die the next day, and he couldn't bear to die: "Congratulations, you really can see a ghost!"

Unbearable, Pei Xingchen reached out and knocked Xu Luo'an on the forehead: "Speak, speak louder!"

Xu Luo'an rubbed his forehead, very hard, you've already started hard, okay, do you want me to say the important thing?I don't abuse myself!

Besides, this kind of thing is really not so easy to explain clearly!I'm a professional know Bo? !

Pull down the blackboard, it’s time for Taoist Xu to popularize science:

Everything in the world is divided into yin and yang, the sky is yang, the earth is yin, the mountains are yang, and the water is yin; for a tree, the leaves are upward and the back is yin; when placed on animals, the male is yang and the female is yin.Similarly, in human beings, men are yang and women are yin.By analogy, in the human body, there will also be positive and negative energies of yin and yang.The reason why cultivators are regarded as different is because there is a certain type of people whose energy body is in an unbalanced state. One of the positive and negative energies of yin and yang will be much higher than the other, and most of them are negative. Energy is higher than masculine energy.Therefore, this kind of people can see the negative side of the world, which is commonly known as "yin and yang eyes". ——Basic analysis of yin and yang energy.

In the small park near Xu's house, the lights were dim and the surroundings were quiet.

Pei Xingchen withdrew his gaze from his wrist, and looked straight at Xu Luoan: "You mean, the energy in my body is out of balance?"

It's a little bally, it sounds like an endocrine disorder!Not tall at all.

However, Xiao Erhuo spoke in a decent manner, with a bit of a god-like temperament, which is very gratifying.

Xu Luo'an scratched his head and stood in front of Pei Xingchen, frowning and nodding: "Yes, I guess it might be because of the 'ice toad bead'." I never thought that the bead would have such an effect.

This is really bad. Will there be other side effects if I suddenly have yin and yang eyes?For example, you can't do that!I just burst into tears!Who will be punished by heaven!Is there anyone more sad than me? !

It is very necessary to light a wax for seven days and seven nights for yourself!

"Well, Pei Xingchen," Xu Luo'an said timidly, with her head down, she couldn't be more depressed: "I... I'm sorry! It's all my fault, if I didn't take you to that zombie grave, there wouldn't be such a thing It's over."

If Master knows that he brought an ordinary person to complete the commission and did such an unprofessional thing, he will definitely not be able to become a regular!

But this matter must be told to Master, only he can find a way to solve it, what should I do? !The masochistic mode is fully on!

Pei Xingchen didn't speak, and looked silently at Xu Xiaoer, who was eager to apologize in front of him. The lights in the park were very soft, and it looked very warm in winter. They just covered Xu Luoan so lightly, and countless spots appeared on his furry hair. light spot.Pei Xingchen stared at his hair, secretly sighed, if only you could be so obedient forever!

The moment I found out that I had "yin and yang eyes", I was really shocked, dazed and fearful, but after calming down now, I suddenly felt that if I just walked into your world like this, got close to you, understood you, and could be by your side in a fair and honest way, It's not that I can't accept being different.

The long silence made Xu Luo'an uneasy, and carefully opened his eyelids to peek at Pei Xingchen.Pei Xingchen was funny, the little bastard must be watching his face, so cautious and cowardly like a little hamster poking out of a hole, observing the surrounding world softly and timidly.

But it was just such a timid little hamster who inexplicably walked into his heart at some point, and seemed unable to drive him away again.

Pei Xingchen sighed, with a gentle expression: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with having a pair of 'yin and yang eyes', at least you can see the world you can see."

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Xu Luo'an raised his head in a daze, looked at Pei Xingchen who had turned around, and couldn't believe that Tianjun just let him go like this?And also said such a heartwarming thing!

Nuan's face started to have a fever, hoo, it's so warm!Very unreasonable!

In an instant, Pei Xingchen's back became extremely tall and straight in this cold winter night, and it was full of warmth!The magical skill of self-contained heater is simply worshiped!

Xu Luo'an chased after him, grinning, it's great to have such a brother!

Although Pei Xingchen said he didn't care, Xu Luo'an still didn't dare to be careless. The body fluid condensed from the thousand-year-old ice toad can actually change the energy balance of a person?Xu Luo'an was very worried. He didn't know if there were any other side effects. If he really became a eunuch, it would be a tragedy on earth!

So, little bastard, you really think too much, whether Xiao Chengzi will become a eunuch, you will definitely experience it for yourself in the near future!You can also write [-] words of experience!

All right, great!

Xu Luo'an sent a distress signal to his master overnight, and Pei Xingchen held a chubby "Xu", feeling that he was opening the door to a new world at any time.

"This little thing can find your master?!"

Although it has small wings, are you sure this thing can fly?Being fat like this is completely cute and positioning, not professional at all!

Xu Luoan: ...

Young man, what's the matter with your eyes that judge people by their appearance?Although our little Xu is a little fatter, but it's only a little bit fatter, okay?I can fly completely, okay, there is no pressure at all, you know?

And Intuit has the ability!Much more sensitive than a dog's nose!

How superficial are you when you only look at the outside but not the inside? !Really annoying!

Fat Xu fanned his wings frantically... put it down quickly!I can't breathe!

After eating Laba porridge, sweeping the dust in the corner of the house, and paying homage to the Stove Lord, the New Year is coming.

Father Xu felt sorry for Pei Xingchen, who was studying and living alone in China at a young age, and was unable to go abroad to reunite with his family during Chinese New Year. His life experience couldn't be more miserable.For this reason, we specially prepared a rich hot pot and dumplings, preparing to make up for the young and fragile hearts of the children, and there must be a full family warmth.

It's just so heartwarming.

It can be seen from this that Father Xu is really the most enlightened father of male pig feet in history.Not only did he match his son to sleep in the same bed with his good friend, but he also loved his son's good friend as his own son.

He can be called a model dad in the BL world, and deserves the Medal of Honor!

Xu Luo'an looked at the food on a big round table, and expressed concern: "Dad, are you sure the three of us can really finish it?"

There are only three people, and you prepared a meal for ten people?As a foodie, I also have a bottom line!

Dad Xu is very serious: "The New Year's Eve dinner is a long time to eat. I also prepared dumplings. I will watch the Spring Festival Gala while eating, and watch the year!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Spring Festival Gala?Are you serious?As a high-cold elite, is it really appropriate to eat dumplings and watch the Spring Festival Gala?Shouldn't you be listening to the opera with a glass of red wine and enjoy the charm of art alone?

Looking sideways, the little errand looked very happy and looked forward to it. At first glance, it was Father Xu's own son, exactly the same!

However, when the hot pot was steaming, the room was filled with the aroma of food, and Zhao Daben's unique northeastern flavor came from the TV, Pei Xingchen finally felt that it was good, at least it was lively, at least it could prove that he was not alone.

Xu's father drank some alcohol, which he usually doesn't have a chance to drink when running long distances, but now he can finally get over his alcohol addiction.But is it really okay to talk while drinking?

At first, Xu Luo'an followed his father to chat a few words, but then he was completely rejected, because Xu's father didn't let go of Xiao Chengzi anymore.

"Let me tell you, Xiao An was often recognized as a little girl when she was a child, and then ran back like this, do you think she is still a man?!"

"Also, Xiao An is still wetting the bed at the age of eight, what a god! I'm a man, how do I know what's going on, don't you think so?"

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Pei Xingchen endured the laughter until his stomach cramped, almost laughing, mistaking the little girl for bedwetting or something, it sounds a little cute!

Xu Luo'an would rather die than live, dragging Xu's father to death, please, Dad, can you stop blackmailing?Are you my real father?

It feels like I can't love anymore!

The atmosphere was originally quite friendly, but perhaps Xu's father drank too much, and his mind was blurred. Suddenly, he held Xu Luo'an in tears and said, "Xiao'an, now you are promising, you can study and make money. You said that if you let How happy your mother would be if she found out!"

Pei Xingchen was still smiling at first, but after Father Xu said this, he suddenly felt a chill.Looking at Xu Luo'an suspiciously, there was a cold chill at that moment, his face was so cold that he could kill someone.What's going on?

Xu's father was also stunned after he finished speaking, and instantly realized that he had said something wrong. He was more than half sober, and looked at his son timidly: "Well, Xiao An, in fact, your mother..."

Xu Luo'an slapped the table with a grin, and looked up at his father: "I know, my mother has gone far away, right?"

Xu's father immediately comforted him, his son finally became sensible, and he would cry whenever this matter was mentioned when he was a child, and he couldn't stop at all!

Pei Xingchen looked at the two father and son who seemed to have regained their "harmony", and felt a little uncomfortable. The little bastard was obviously pretending, and the forced smile was so obvious that he could only deceive a drunk old man like Dad Xu!

The acting skills are too bad!

The New Year's Eve dinner barely came to an end in the tortuous process of coaxing and coaxing, and Xu's father finally got drunk, and couldn't stop singing.There was no other way, Xu Luo'an could only help his father back to the house to rest.

Pei Xingchen simply tidied up and went back to his room, but he kept thinking about the chill that Xu Luoan erupted on the dinner table. It was a little bastard he had never seen before. Even when facing zombies, he had never experienced such a sharp and sharp emotion. .

Although I knew that Xu Luoan's mother might have a problem, but if she just passed away, would the heartless Xu Xiaoer's feelings explode?

Pei Xingchen was distracted and accidentally bumped into the table behind him, and a book fell from the shelf.He was startled, and looked back, only to find a corner of a photo peeking out from the pages of the book.

The surroundings were quiet, Pei Xingchen swallowed, carefully opened the pages of the book, and picked up the photos.In the photo, a man and a woman are holding a baby. The man is obviously Father Xu, who is 20 years younger. As for the woman, her eyebrows and face look very similar to a scumbag. After contacting the child in their hands, the answer is almost ready to come out.

"That's...biologically speaking, that woman is my mother."

Xu Luo'an didn't know when he entered the room, so he directly caught the current one.

Pei Xingchen panicked a little, but quickly calmed down, put down the photo expressionlessly, and took three steps back to show that it had nothing to do with me, it fell out by itself.

I am so innocent, absolutely clean!

Xu Luo'an acted as if he hadn't seen him, picked up the photo on the table, and sat down by the bed, silent.The room was suddenly quiet, Pei Xingchen stood, Xu Luoan sat, neither of them spoke.

Outside the window, the New Year's fireworks fill the sky, colorful, gorgeous and luxurious.

"That woman is a demon."