Internship priest

"Xu Luo'an, wait a minute!" Pei Xingchen chased up and grabbed Erhuo: "How are you going to catch ghosts? Just run over like this, aren't you afraid of scaring ghosts?!"

After all, he is a key criminal who is being chased by the underworld. Can he escape the ghost chasing again and again without two brushes?

Emergency braking, Xu Luo'an suddenly looked back at him, scratched his hair and thought, Tianjun's suggestion is correct, the wanted criminal, Pei Xingchen, who he had seen before, would startle him by rushing over the cliff like this, and there are so many around People are really not good at displaying their skills.

Pei Xingchen heaved a sigh of relief, that's right, it's better not to mess with wanted criminals, they are all lunatics, maybe they will bite you... Will there be a ghost disease or something?Emma, ​​your circle is scary!

Xu Luo'an didn't notice Pei Xingchen's face at all. He was still staring at the wanted criminal. The ghost didn't even realize that he was being targeted. He was still moving through the crowd, and his movements were very strange, as if he was very interested in women , as long as it's a woman, they all go up and look at it carefully!Damn, it's almost mouth-to-mouth!Nima, although you are a ghost, please pick up your morals, please!

Wait, no, why are you only interested in 60-year-old old ladies? !

Xu Luo'an's eyes widened, he was shocked, you are really a weirdo among ghosts, a pervert among perverts, what a wretched comparison!

I finally understand why the underworld wants you all over the world. Even if you are wearing a military uniform, you are still a scum of our army!It's shameless to the limit!They are all old ladies, and they still want to take advantage of it? !Convex!

The little Taoist priest with a strong sense of justice became more and more angry, rolled up his sleeves and was ready to pounce on him, planning to give him a bundled frying package service!

"Hey, what are you doing?" Pei Xingchen tugged the little Taoist priest with a headache, looked at his angry face, and thought to himself that I have been telling you for a long time, but you didn't listen to a word?Very owed!

"It's all like this, can you still bear it?" Xu Luo'an pointed at the wanted criminal, it was inconceivable, what about your chivalrous spirit, young man?How can you be so indifferent? !Just anxious!

Pei Xingchen's brows and eyes twitched, little Taoist priest, what's the matter with that expression of "I really didn't expect you to be so indifferent and heartless!" !Of course I saw it, but no matter how you look at it, that ghost is not playing hooligans, okay? !They are obviously looking for someone, so look carefully!

But Xu Luoan, who is burning the small universe at the moment, obviously can't listen to it, so Pei Xingchen can only tell himself over and over again, "How beautiful life is, but you are so irritable, this is not good!", and after he can barely control the runaway factor, he becomes gloomy Sen said: "I mean, we want to sneak attack! The ghost doesn't necessarily know that we can see him, so we have to approach slowly, and then catch him off guard, and hit him in one hit!"

It is really a heavy responsibility for me, an amateur, to arrange tactics and so on, and it is not easy!

Xu Luoan's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he clenched his fist and touched it: "Yes, why didn't I think of it?"

He really deserves to be the Heavenly Monarch of the Upper Realm. He is simply witty, beyond the reach of mere mortals!Worship it.

Pei Xingchen was very speechless, holding the collar of the little bastard with no expression on his face: "Hurry up!"

The basic plan for catching ghosts has been decided, so the two people, one on the left and one on the right, formed an outflanking trend, moving towards the ghost at a constant speed.It was almost noon, and the crowd in the flower market was not as turbulent as before, and the ghost also retreated a little bit with the crowd.Xu Luo'an was anxious, so he couldn't help but used a little bit of magical powers, but just such a slight loss made the ghost suddenly alert, looked back, skipped Xu Luo'an, and saw Pei Xingchen directly, was shocked and decisive run back!

"Ah, he ran away!" Xu Luo'an yelled, and quickly chased after him.

Pei Xingchen's entire face turned dark, my mother, this is on the street, can you act a little less like Shenjingbing?classmate!

Then he resigned himself to his fate and chased after him, lamenting that life is like all kinds of tea tables, each of which is filled with cups and utensils!

Xu Luo'an didn't think too much about it, and reached out to touch his treasure bag. Damn, I only took the soul nail and the soul lock bell today, not a single charm!Forget it, let him have a taste of it first!

"Whoosh!" A soul nail passed through the gap between the crowd with incomparable precision, and ran directly towards the ghost.

Xu Luo'an didn't have much skill, but his aim was pretty good, so the soul nail hit the ghost's calf accurately.

The ghost suddenly staggered and fell to the ground.

Xu Luo'an was overjoyed, looked at Pei Xingchen with joy, and said, "Praise!"

Pei Xingchen covered his face, that's enough, do you think you are Xiaobao?That's not your son, dear!

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen rushed over in twos and threes, and when they were about to catch the ghost, suddenly in the blink of an eye, the ghost disappeared out of thin air? !

The two of them slammed on the brakes at the same time, looking at the crowd in front of them, they couldn't believe the scene just now.

"What's going on here?" It was Pei Xingchen who spoke first. After all, he is only a part-time Taoist priest. If there is a problem, find a professional!

Relatively professional Daoist Xu was also confused by this sudden situation. Before he could figure it out, he suddenly felt the breath of a wanted criminal, and his spirit was shaken. ?!"

After shouting, he enthusiastically chased after a branch road on the left. Although he didn't understand why the wanted criminal disappeared in the blink of an eye and appeared on another road 100 meters away, this is not a problem at all, as long as If you catch him and torture him, are you afraid that he won't recruit?Uh huh huh!

Chu Han and Ding Rao, who were struggling to catch up behind, were deeply shocked when they saw this scene, and couldn't pick up their jaws for a long time.

Ding Rao: "Well, what is Luo An doing?" He could run every step like a hula dancer, and he didn't understand what he was doing at all!There is also that line that looks very much like "Journey to the West", which is... performance art?

Chu Han: "...Maybe this is an imitation show?" It's completely bewitched, okay, buddy? !Brain fragments can't stop!

Silently pulled Ding Rao back two steps, cherish life, stay away from brain damage!

In fact, the hardest thing is Young Master Pei. Although his face is darker than that, who of you can only blindly follow this resigned feeling? !At the same time, we have to accept all kinds of eyes from the onlookers who don't know the truth, saying that we are only a little envious of those who chase and play on the street and show their affection!You can continue running without worrying, boy!

Someone even took out his phone to take a picture? !Pei Xingchen was instantly angry, take care of your sister!Be careful to take a picture of a ghost, it will scare you to death!

The wanted criminal limped into a small alley, Xu Luoan chased after it, blocked the alley entrance, and smiled coldly: "Hey, run, run again!"

It's a dead end, ha, ha, ha!God help me too!

The wanted criminal is about to cry. It is really necessary to buy a map when you first arrive in a strange city!What a lesson in blood and tears!

Pei Xingchen also arrived, panting slightly, and seeing that Xu Luoan didn't even breathe, he decisively turned his head coldly!This is not my physical problem, it is because it is too thick to wear in winter!It's really too thick!

Pei Xingchen looked at the wanted criminal, who was pressed at the end of the alley, at a distance of about 60 meters, whether it was far or close, he was inexplicably a little bit nervous!

Fuck, I'm the one who has caught zombies, and I've had so much intimate contact with zombies, what did a mere ghost do? !It's drizzling!

Xu Luo'an walked over unhurriedly, with a serious expression, but roaring in his heart, I only have one nail today? !What to do?It takes time to activate the soul-locking bell, what if it is too late?All kinds of entanglement and anxiety!

No matter, let's fix him with the soul nail first!

Xu Luo'an held a handful of Soul Nails in his hand, guessing that they were within range, so he suddenly used the "Heavenly Girl Scattering Flowers" move without warning, and several Soul Nails went straight towards the wanted criminal from all directions.

The ghost was obviously terrified, the doll's face was full of horror, and it almost stood there motionless.

Seeing that the soul nail was about to fall, but in the blink of an eye, the baby face disappeared again? !By, empty, disappear, disappear, gone!

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I'm going to go big! !The plot takes a turn for the worse, do you want to be so exciting? !

It made me look like a big villain who did everything he could but failed in the end, but the wanted criminal turned into the hero who successfully counterattacked at the last moment? !

Xu Luo'an was going crazy, scratching the wall and crying, what's going on? !

Pei Xingchen was also baffled by the scene in front of him, but looking at Xu Luoan's face, he felt sensitively that it might not be that simple.While thinking about it, there was movement from the rows of sundries piled up in the alley.Pei Xingchen glanced at it unintentionally, and was shocked, a hand grew out of the bamboo basket? !

Wait, that hand isn't human? !Pei Xingchen controlled his urge to scream, and then read along, your sister, the one with the long hand this time is a discarded leather sofa, and then glanced at the basket, staying where it was intact!

Pei Xingchen felt that he was going to be in a mess. Is this the general mobilization of the sundries? !Crazy pace!

"Xu Luo'an, look!" Unable to pretend anymore, Pei Xingchen took two steps back silently, wanting to treat himself as a transparent person!

Your circle is really dangerous!

Xu Luo'an turned his head and saw that the hand was almost at the entrance of the alley, so fast that it was almost in the blink of an eye.

Now Xu Luo'an calmed down. Although his face was extremely ugly, he quickly chased after him: "This is the ghost escape technique!"

Pei Xingchen was taken aback: "What is that?"

Xu Luo'an quickly chased after him while forming seals: "I'll tell you later! Bind——!"

The aura turned into a triangle and printed straight on it, instantly imprinting a triangle mark on the coal stove in the alley!Xu Luo'an was annoyed and took a step too late!Come again!

Xu Luoan's hand speed was faster again this time, but still half a step slower!Xu Luo'an was in a panic and chased after him while fast sealing seals.Pei Xingchen's eyes were about to twitch when he saw it, but he was also faintly worried, would such a fast hand speed cause cramps?

After chasing all the way to the entrance of the alley, Xu Luo'an suddenly stopped in his tracks, his face was so cloudy that it was about to drip water!

"Grandson, you actually transferred to a taxi!"

Pei Xingchen leaned over: "What is ghost escape?"

Xu Luo'an turned into a master of science popularization: "'Ghost Escape' is not actually a real escape, it is actually a quick transfer technique."

"Transfer?" Pei Xingchen thought for a while: "Rely on those rubbish... to transfer?"

"To put it bluntly, ghosts are also a kind of energy body, although they are different from normal people. And the 'ghost escape technique' is that ghosts compress their energy into a certain object in an instant, and then transfer it to all objects that can be touched On the contrary, repeating the above steps can achieve multiple transfers, so if there are many objects around you, they can be transferred continuously, and the effect will be as if they disappeared in an instant!"

Pei Xingchen came to a sudden: "So that's the case, no wonder he can suddenly disappear on the street."

Xu Luo'an stroked his chin thoughtfully: "The crux of the problem is that the 'ghost escape technique' is not a skill that ordinary little ghosts can master, it is a technique that only ghost cultivators can practice!"

"Oh, I see." Pei Xingchen's face was nourished by knowledge: "Then, what is a ghost cultivator?" There is no way, there are too many knowledge points, so don't be ashamed to ask!

Xu Luoan blinked and scratched his head. He didn't know how to explain it. After thinking for a while, he said, "Well, for example, those who practice Taoism and become immortals in the human way are generally called immortal cultivators, but there are also people who practice Taoism in other ways. Demonic cultivation is called magic cultivation. But these two methods are very difficult, and successful people are very rare, especially magic cultivation, which cannot be produced in thousands of years."

Pei Xingchen understood completely, so he stroked his chin and guessed: "Is that wanted criminal just now a ghost cultivator?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Xu Luoan immediately gritted his teeth and wanted to eat his flesh: "Nonsense, how could he be a ghost cultivator? How can such a perverted and wretched ghost be a cultivator? Just kidding!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

You can't just say that someone is perverted and wretched just because he won you!Men need to be open minded!

Xu Luo'an frowned in doubt: "A mere ordinary ghost, how can he know how to cultivate ghosts? No wonder the ghost messenger wants to arrest him."

"Isn't that right?" Pei Xingchen didn't see where the connection between the two was.

Xu Luo'an shook his head: "It's very inappropriate. Once a ghost becomes a ghost cultivator, the underworld will definitely register it, because fundamentally speaking, ghost cultivators belong to the same Taoist sect. Er, they are considered to be of the same clan. So ghost cultivators can freely travel back and forth between the yang and the underworld. Unrestricted." Of course, there is no ghost cultivator who will run to the underworld if he has nothing to do, self-torture!

Pei Xingchen looked at the direction where the wanted criminal disappeared: "Then this wanted criminal is just an ordinary ghost, but he has the skills that ghost cultivators possess, isn't that right?"

Xu Luo'an nodded, and made a quick decision to go back. Damn it, I'm going to fight you!Pervert wanted criminal!Convex!

"Hey, Xu Luo'an, where are you going?" Chu Han and Ding Rao squeezed out of the crowd panting. It was like climbing a snow-capped mountain and crossing a meadow. As soon as they found Xu Luo'an, they saw that he was about to leave. Burning with anger!Your sister, I found you so easily, but you have to leave, it's worth the torture!

Xu Luo'an slapped his forehead: "Oops, I forgot about them!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

I deeply feel that I have no power to complain. You are still so young and your memory is severely degraded. It is a tragedy in the world!

Chu Han punched Xu Luoan: "Run as soon as you say, you think you are a real estate developer?!"

Xu Luo'an felt guilty: "No, let's catch ghosts!"

Catching ghosts? !Chu Han and Ding Rao took three steps back automatically. Damn, is it another supernatural event?Wherever you go, there are supernatural events? !What a broken world this is!

Pei Xingchen didn't care about why Chu Han and Ding Rao would know the identity of the little bastard. He saw that the dragon descending wood on their wrists was more or less confirmed.

"Xu Luo'an, that ghost has already escaped, what are you going to do?" Pei Xingchen interjected calmly, reconfirming that his dominant position will not be shaken.

Xu Luo'an really became serious: "Of course I want to catch him again! He is a wanted criminal in the underworld. If he can be caught, the underworld will definitely pay you a lot. Maybe there are Zijin Pills, Jasper Beads, and various gold, silver, jade, and so on. You can take whatever you want!" Thinking about it, I feel excited and passionate!

Pei Xingchen: ...

Weimao has a strong feeling of selling dog skin plasters on the street!Rewards or something, I am particularly worried when I hear it!

"Where are you going to find it?" Pei Xingchen hit the point with one sentence.

Chu Han and Ding Rao also joined together again, listening to the gossip, and making up the knife by the way: "So you haven't caught it yet?!"

Embarrassed, Xu Luo'an, you guys are deliberately messing things up!

"No matter how powerful the ghost is, no matter how he escapes, there is a place he must go to!" Xu Luo'an was full of confidence, shining with the glory of the protagonist!

Chu Han was curious: "Where is it?"

Xu Luo'an smiled sinisterly: "Western suburb cemetery!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Chu Han: ...

Ding Rao: ...

Are you serious?Are you really sure?The Western Suburb Cemetery is a civilized term, but in fact, it is a cemetery, okay?

Pei Xingchen coughed twice: "Western suburb cemetery? Shall we go now?"

Xu Luo'an shook his head, looking at the idiot's eyes: "How could it be now, of course it's twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when the yin energy is at its peak, ghosts can show up!"

Twelve in the middle of the night? ! !Cemetery in the western suburbs? ! !

Once again, the three little friends were stunned. At the same time, they sighed that Taoist priests are really a hard job. It is the conscience of the industry!

Xu Luo'an warmly invited: "Do you two want to go with us?" The four of us just made a mahjong table, which is great!

Chu Han and Ding Rao looked at each other, very curious: "We can't see ghosts, so it's useless if we go."

"That's not necessarily the case." Xu Luo'an took out a small bottle from his pocket with a smirk on his face: "This is cow's tears! Just put a little on your eyelids and you can see the ghosts around you. One drop is effective!"

Chu Han and Ding Rao stepped back 300 meters in an instant, your sister, what works for one drop is the toilet cleaner!Besides, who goes to the cemetery without sleeping in the middle of the night!And it's just for the hell? !This is masochism!

Holding the small bottle, Xu Luo'an looked at his little friend who was 300 meters away, and was slightly hurt. Niu's tears are really good things, and most people can't get them, okay?I have contributed so generously, and you don't want it? !I just don't know how to cherish it!