Internship priest

After bidding farewell to Chu Handing Rao, Xu Luoan and Pei Xingchen went home. It was less than eight hours before midnight, and Xu Luoan still needed to prepare some magic tools and implements.

Pei Xingchen looked at the strange things on the table, he was very calm and composed, and he seemed to have a plan in his chest.But in fact, apart from Soul Nail, I don't know the other ones.Of course, he will never admit that he is a novice. Anyway, there is a specialization in the art industry, as long as someone understands it!

Xu Luo'an was packing up the things he needed to use at night, and said, "How can you run away tonight? If you catch you, go to the underworld to receive the reward. It's so cool!"

Pei Xingchen sighed, classmate, can you restrain your strong profiteering temperament a little bit!It's too obvious and very unqualified, you know? !

After tidying up, the two of them ate a full meal, and by the way, wrapped up in a quilt and took a nap to refresh their spirits. Of course, it was pure sleep, the kind of pure sleep with two quilts!

When it was getting dark, Xu Luoan set off to the western suburbs cemetery with his bag on his back and Pei Xingchen. He bought a wreath, incense, wax and money paper and knocked on the gate of the cemetery keeper, and then found an open space cross-legged on the road without hindrance. Sit still and wait for a wanted criminal...that must be impossible!

What's more tragic is that the two of them climbed over the wall to get in!You read that right, it’s really over the wall!The two of them were the first ones to climb over the wall and enter the cemetery without sleeping most of the night!

After the two people climbed in from the wall in different postures, Pei Xingchen wanted to scratch the wall very much. He didn't understand why he thought the Taoist profession was very interesting in the first place. !I really want to travel back in time and space to go back to two months ago and beat myself up when I was looking for monsters!

How can there be such a heavy curiosity? !Curiosity killed the cat!

This is actually a cemetery, not as scary as the rumored cemetery. Although there are many ghosts floating around in the cemetery, it is inevitable to look at the two big living people curiously, but basically they are their own, completely She has no intention of coming up to tease her, she is really very qualified!

Pei Xingchen feels that ever since he followed Xu Luoan and barely entered this circle, he has been eye-opening all the time!For example, before tonight, apart from seeing the baby-faced wanted criminal and the ghost messenger, he had never seen such a concentrated and large-scale group of ghosts.

It can really be described as a "group". These ghosts are completely used to staying here, and even continued their living habits before they were alive. Fans of the world are actually dancing the Divine Comedy? !The most amazing thing is that the two old men beside them got a chessboard out of nowhere, and one horse and one army fought back and forth. If you come to a pot of tea, it would be a perfect life!

Pei Xingchen twitched slightly: "Well, isn't there a ghost messenger to collect the ghosts here?"

Xu Luo'an was busy setting up an array in an open space. He was a little busy, but when he heard Pei Xingchen's question, he explained patiently: "The cemetery is a special existence, and this is the home of those people after they die. Normally, all the dead souls should go to the cemetery." The underworld reported and then reincarnated, but the cemetery is quite special, the underworld will also send ghost messengers to persuade them to go to the underworld, but because the cemetery is a concentrated place anyway, these ghosts will not wander around and disrupt the order of the world without any lethality. Those who are willing to go to hell are old ghosts, if they are taken away by force...you can refer to the relationship between urban management and nail households."

Xu Luo'an gave a look of "you understand", Pei Xingchen understood instantly, and then looked at these uncles and aunts, and felt a deep sense of admiration!Dare to challenge the underworld, really deserves to be the third team besides our army that is full of fighting power!The second team is a magic horse, you know it!

The place Xu Luoan used to set up the formation was the open space at the top of the cemetery, and there were no obstacles around it. The sight line was particularly good when looking down, and more importantly, there was nothing to transfer here, which was simply clever!

But Pei Xingchen had doubts: "Xu Luo'an, are you sure that baby face will come to this place?" He pointed to the middle of the array and questioned.

Xu Luo'an nodded solemnly: "I will!"

"Why?" I wonder where this sudden burst of self-confidence comes from!

"Because I went out today and read my horoscope, saying that I am suitable for everything!" It is still from Penguin.com, sure, very accurate!

Pei Xingchen is in awe, are you sure you are really a Taoist priest?Are you really a professional?I think you will never be able to become a regular, okay!Even if you want to count your luck, shouldn't you pinch your fingers and throw a tortoise shell or something?What's up with the horoscope? !

Therefore, Pei Xingchen was instantly worried, very worried about what to do tonight!

"What seat are you in?" Xu Luo'an leaned over curiously, his eyes twinkling and full of bright girlish temperament.

Pei Xingchen's face darkened: "It's made of meat!" Then he got up and stood a little far away, wondering if brain damage would be contagious?Just all kinds of worries.

Xu Luo'an gave a "cut", and then continued with the work at hand, don't you tell me, don't I know you are a Scorpio?It's really stingy, it's not as good as my little bottle's cheerful, lively and cute!

The joke is over, what should be explained is still to be explained, otherwise the Heavenly King will go crazy and send down the punishment from the heavens, how can we and other mortals be able to bear it? !

"Although ordinary ghosts use the 'Ghost Escape Technique' powerfully, it has a side effect," Xu Luo'an said while setting up the formation: "Because he is not a ghost cultivator, he cannot accumulate his own energy by practicing Taoism and self-cultivation. Once the energy is exhausted , not only can’t use spells, on the contrary, it will hurt yourself, so the wanted criminal must use the energy of heaven and earth to replenish his physical strength.”

Pei Xingchen touched his chin: "Like a mobile phone and a charger? A cemetery is a charger, which can provide energy for ghosts?"

Xu Luo'an was stunned and then convinced by such a vivid metaphor: "There is only this cemetery in Yuanjiang, and twelve o'clock in the middle of the night is the time when the yin energy here is the most prosperous, so he will definitely come."

Seeing that he was so sure, Pei Xingchen was relieved a little, and said that he was the life of the young master's body butler, and he loved to worry about everything, it was really hopeless!

The formation Xu Luo'an set up was a five-element and eight-diagrams formation, with a summoning bell tied to each position, carefully using a red rope to circle around a short wooden stake inserted into the soil, then separated the two heads, and handed one to Pei Xingchen: " No, this end is for you.” Then he pulled up the other end by himself: “I’ll hold this end, we’ll wait behind that big rock later, and wait for the wanted criminal to step into this formation, and we’ll close the formation at the same time, trap him!"

Pei Xingchen nodded, expressing that he had no objection.

Xu Luo'an looked at the sky, and saw that the time was almost up, so he took out a piece of gray stuff from his bag, which smelled very pungent.

"Hey, there is one last procedure!" Xu Luo'an smirked and broke off a small piece of the thing in his hand, lit it and blew it out, and placed it in the center of the formation like burning incense.

"What is this?" Pei Xingchen was really curious, but it didn't taste like anything when it burned.

Xu Luo'an said: "This is the favorite thing of ghosts, the soul-inducing incense! Its smell is nothing special to humans, but it smells very tempting to ghosts. With this thing, are you afraid that the wanted criminals won't come?"

Pei Xingchen was stunned for a moment, then he figured it out, pointed at Yinhunxiang and said angrily: "Because of this thing, you can be so sure that Babyface will definitely come?!"

Xu Luo'an blinked at him: "Of course, you don't think I really read the horoscope, do you?" How is that possible?I am a Taoist priest!Professional trainee priest!This is simply questioning my professionalism!Slightly upset!

Pei Xingchen is jittery, I believe in your evil!Take back your idiot-looking expression!Although I did believe what you said just now, it was also because I was pure, kind and mellow!How dare you fool me, an innocent and innocent young man like me, are you embarrassed? !I really owe it!

The night was silent and the cold wind was blowing.Pei Xingchen, who continued to pretend to be a tree stump, sighed expressionlessly, Soul-inducing incense is indeed a good thing, but as a layman, how did he see it?

Because all the ghosts in the cemetery were attracted! ! !

Whole, whole, tomb, ground! !

Feel it a little bit!

Pei Xingchen was surrounded by a group of ghosts and aunts. All the ghosts were intoxicated, as if they had smoked opium, and they rushed to squeeze into the gossip formation. The scene was simply spectacular!

Xu Luo'an wanted to cry, but he didn't expect the side effects of this fragrance to be so serious. Looking at the ghosts in the gossip circle, how can he catch the wanted criminal?There is nothing wrong with it, Xu Luo'an can only give it away for free with tears in his eyes, a ghost and a small piece, soul-inducing incense!

A moment later, the aborigines in the cemetery were beaming as if they were celebrating a festival, comparing each other with the soul-inducing incense in their hands.Only Xu Luo'an looked bitterly at the fingernail-sized Soul Yinxiang in his palm, and pointed to the sky with grief and indignation: "I must settle this account with the underworld and let them reimburse it!!"

Pei Xingchen looked at him worriedly. He knew that Xiao Erhuo was a money-loving person before, but he didn't expect him to have the talent of a profiteer. Who did he learn this from? !It's not a disadvantage!

In a small town thousands of miles away, Murong Che, who was innocently lying on the gun, sneezed very loudly: "Ah!"

Qinghun touched his forehead worriedly: "It's cold in the yard, let's go back to the house."

Murong Che rubbed his nose, sat up from the reclining chair and said in a muffled voice, "It must be some bastard who spoke ill of me!" It was very likely that it was his unworthy apprentice!

Qinghun was funny, pulled him back and walked back, stopped after taking two steps, looked at the crooked little white spot flying in front of him, and twitched the corner of his eyes: "Xiao Che, look!"

Murong Che raised his eyes, and sure enough, his complexion became colorful. He raised his hand and grabbed the little fat man's wings, gnashing his teeth: "You're still so fat?!" It really didn't make any progress!

Qinghun glanced at the little fat man, and silently lit a piece of wax for Xu Luoan.

Western Suburb Cemetery.

As time passed, Pei Xingchen and Xu Luoan hid behind a big rock, each holding a red rope. Now everything is ready, only the wanted criminals are owed.

In the cemetery, the walks are over, the square dancers are gone, and the gossipers are gone.Only the two old men are still fighting on the chessboard, and their spirits are very good.

Pei Xingchen squatted motionless behind the stone, his feet were numb, but he couldn't move at all!Because the two old men playing chess are right next to him, and it only takes one eye to see the situation on the chessboard between the two of them, and to look up at the old man's hale and delicate face by the way, it couldn't be more difficult!

"Hey, young man, how old are you?" One of the old men suddenly spoke.

Pei Xingchen was shocked, his neck was stiff and he turned his face, very dazed: "You...you ask me?"

The old man looked at him with a smile: "You two are the only ones here." The implication is, who else is there if I don't ask you?

Pei Xingchen complained silently in his heart, why didn't you ask Xu Xiaoer?Then she replied very cutely: "I just turned 20 this year."

The old man nodded: "Well, it's the same as my grandson."

Pei Xingchen: ...

Why is this sentence so awkward!

"My grandson is very filial. Knowing that I love to play chess, he specially burned a set of chess for me! Look at this." The old man seemed to like Pei Xingchen very much, and he couldn't stop talking once he started.

Pei Xingchen was speechless and choked, regretting why he didn't change places with the little bastard. With his familiar personality, he would definitely be able to find a common topic with the ghost!Why is it me?There is no way to answer such a warm topic!

"Uh, that old man, you'd better change your position to play chess." After holding back for a long time, Pei Xingchen reminded him in a friendly manner. It was purely for fear of accidentally injuring you later in the fight, so that would be bad!

Unexpectedly, the old man smiled and waved his hands: "No need, this place is good, you can enjoy the 'Inducing Soul Fragrance' for free, and it won't delay me playing chess, haha."

Pei Xingchen: ...

I just said that I didn't see you when I received the incense just now. Can you tell me that you planned it long ago? !Sure enough, ginger is old and spicy, it's really scheming!

Chatting with Uncle Ghost, the time passed quickly, and the atmosphere was not so tense.Pei Xingchen felt that he had cultivated to a certain level, even if he really wanted to fight, he would not be weak anymore, so he was hit by a stone.

Turning around and glaring, who the hell dares to sneak up on me! !

Xu Luo'an was startled, feeling a little guilty, could it be that it hit the head?But it's only a peanut the size of a peanut. I really picked it out after thousands of choices. Even if I hit it on the head, it won't hurt, right? !

Tsk tsk, he really deserves to be the God of the Upper Realm, so weaker than that!

Pei Xingchen: What are you doing?

Xu Luoan: Look below!

Pei Xingchen: ...Are you sure?

Xu Luo'an: ... No, it's not under you, it's under the cemetery!

It feels so urgent to not be able to shout out this lip-sync!

Pei Xingchen looked over as he said, and then his whole body tensed up. Is that... a wanted criminal with a baby face? !

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, this is about to begin? !But I'm not ready yet, Hun Dan!

Xu Luo'an stared brightly at the wanted pervert who was walking up step by step!I feel that I am full of righteous energy, just like the Spider-Man Iron Man Hulk in the Taoist world!

Saving the world or something, this sense of mission to shoulder a heavy responsibility is really great!

The baby face didn't notice the two pairs of piercing eyes in the darkness at all. At this moment, all his thoughts were on the piece of incense that was slowly smoldering. The smell was very different from a hungry ghost at the moment. , almost a fatal temptation!

The baby face walked up slowly with a well-regulated goose step, his eyes were fixed on the piece of soul-attracting incense, and he really wanted to go up to take a breath, but just as he was about to step forward, he seemed to think of something again, and retracted his foot. Standing in place and looking around carefully, no, logically all the ghosts here should be attracted by the soul-inducing incense, but why is it so quiet? !And the soul-inducing incense was placed on the ground alone, and it was not picked up by the ghost at all?It's unreasonable!

A soldier is a soldier, even if he dies, his vigilance is beyond the reach of ordinary ghosts!Simply scheming!

Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen looked very anxious, are you going to enter or not? !Hurry up if you want to enter!After all, he is still a man, he is simply cowardly!

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the cemetery was deadly silent. Although there were no crows screaming on the dead branches to add to the atmosphere, the atmosphere of the cemetery was enough in the cold wind, okay?There is no need for a little sound effect at all to increase the horror atmosphere!

Babyface feels that he is standing at the crossroads of ghost life, should he choose to give up resistance and enjoy the energy given by Yinhunxiang, or continue to be cautious and sail for thousands of years?This choice is really, really hard!

Thus, Xu Luo'an and Pei Xingchen braved the biting cold wind and witnessed how a ghost was entangled the whole time. It was completely... a comparison!

The baby face has been wandering back and forth on the edge of the gossip formation, and finally put a foot in it, and then retracted it?Then continue to wander, continue to struggle, continue to hesitate, repeat infinitely!This made the two wonder for a while whether the wanted criminal sensed the existence of the gossip array, or how could it be so accurate, just hovering on the edge?Can you go one step further?relative!

Xu Luo'an scratched his head, wishing he could just rush out and hit him directly, but that must be impossible!Because I can't waste the soul-inducing incense that I gave for free before. If I can't insist on using the soul-inducing incense to lure him into the battle, then why should I give it away for free? !

It is very principled and very worthy of praise!

Pei Xingchen: ...

Although I can't read all of Xu Xiaoer's inner activities, but through his rich facial expressions, I can guess it pretty well.So the cool handsome man once again fell into self-reflection, why am I staying awake in the middle of the night? !

Then, silently cursing Chu Han and Ding Rao, what about the agreed classmate friendship?We are blowing cold wind here, can you still sleep under the quilt?

Can we still play happily together in the future? !

After tossing for a while, the baby-faced wanted criminal finally raised one foot again, and then fell into the gossip formation accurately.

Xu Luo'an silently released the words: Come in, come in, come in..., very similar to the big villain Gargamel who tempted the Smurfs!

Babyface froze in place, hesitating again, and at this moment, a shout suddenly sounded from the cemetery: "General, army! I won! Hahaha!"

Pei Xingchen was very frightened, he thought to himself, Mr. Ghost, can you play chess calmly?Don't you see that we are doing business? !Then I looked back, stunned, the baby face was already standing in the formation, with a dazed expression.

Was this intimidated? !

Pei Xingchen was a little embarrassed.