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The red rope to ward off evil trembled slightly, and Pei Xingchen suddenly remembered the little bastard's advice, subconsciously pulled the red rope hard, and then heard a scream: "Ah——!"

Xu Luo'an jumped out from behind the stone, and at the same time sacrificed the soul-fixing talisman, all three of them were issued, and went straight to the wanted criminal!

The five elements and eight trigrams formation is the most common formation in Taoism. It integrates the five elements and yin and yang gossip. When the formation is activated, it can draw out the natural power of the five elements. If ghosts are not among the five elements, they will naturally not be able to withstand the righteousness of the world, so Once trapped, there is basically no escape!

Xu Luo'an made seals with his hands, his eyes were as bright as seeing Grandpa Mao: "Hey, hey, where are you going?!"

The baby face fell to the ground in pain, but stubbornly didn't say anything, just staring at Xu Luo'an: "Who are you? Why are you arresting me?"

Although it was very uncomfortable, the words he said still did not diminish his aura, which moved Xu Luo'an a little. He really deserves to be a soldier. If you were not so perverted and wretched, the underworld would not want you, and I don't have to work so hard. Sleep is here to catch you!Hey, this is life!

"Ahem, my name is Xu..."

"Little Second!"

Xu Luoan blinked, when did I change my name?I do not know how?And what does Xiao Er mean? !

Pei Xingchen squatted behind the stone with a grim expression, "Damn it, why don't you just ignore me, you bastard?" !Don't use it? !

Seeing that he didn't respond, Pei Xingchen could only yell loudly: "Come here and help me!"

After squatting for too long, my legs are numb!

Last time it was soft feet, this time it was numb feet!Do you want to be so sad? !

Just cry.

Xu Luo'an quickly turned back, carefully helped Tianjun up, and at the same time sighed, he really deserves to be the god of the heavens, he can't do any rough and heavy work, he is so delicate and weak!It's not at the same level as us rough and rough mortals!

Pei Xingchen got angry expressionlessly, what kind of expression is that on your face, be careful, I will go crazy!

"Aren't you going to see your wanted criminal?"

Xu Luo'an looked serious: "It's not my wanted criminal, it's our wanted criminal! If you hand it over to the underworld, half of your commendation letter will be included!"

What a touching brotherhood, worthy of being recorded in the annals of history forever!

Pei Xingchen vomited three liters of blood, what's the matter with me?I really don't expect anything like a commendation letter, okay? !Pei Xingchen, who was about to roar, suddenly froze for a moment, and then continued to roar: "You bastard, your wanted criminal is about to run away!"

Xu Luo'an looked back, and sure enough, he saw that the wanted criminal was struggling to break through the gossip formation and escape!Xu Luo'an had never seen such a deadly ghost, and of course he was dead too!But even if you die, you can't toss about it so casually!

"Hey, you'd better stop struggling!" Xu Luo'an shouted, "Unless you want to lose your soul, we don't have to arrest you!"

Xu Luoan's words made the baby face hesitate for a moment, taking advantage of this gap, Xu Luoan quickly tied him up with the soul-locking bell, one was not enough and another was tied up, it was like a zongzi.Finally, he nailed a soul nail with a soul-fixing talisman on his forehead. It's double insurance, it's simply professional!

"It's done!" Xu Luo'an clapped his hands, feeling extremely happy, this is the baby!

Babyface was very annoyed, and struggled to grab the red rope, only to find that she couldn't move at all!Immediately shouted angrily: "You are a big liar and a big villain!"

Xu Luoan: ...

Why do you feel that this perverted and wretched wanted criminal is a little... childish!

"I didn't lie to you." Of course, for his own reputation and professionalism, Daoist Xu must teach him a good lesson: "In your current state, if you forcefully break through the formation, your soul will be scattered and nothing will be left. !"

The baby face was stunned again, and said blankly: "Really?"

Xu Luo'an nodded: "Of course, I won't lie." Except ghosts.

The baby's face was instantly filled with tears of gratitude. If there were any tears in the ghost, she said earnestly in a trembling voice: "You are such a good person!" She even choked up several times, the scene was very touching!

Pei Xingchen was dumbfounded, is this all right? !Now he deeply doubts how the ghost messenger can't catch this guy?Simply no IQ, okay? !How could he be fooled by a little bastard? !Is it alright? Hey!

Pei Xingchen was still on the sidelines, but suddenly a face appeared in front of his eyes, almost scared to pee!Taking a closer look, it was the uncle ghost who had been generaled, with an extremely serious expression: "Young man, you can't make such a fuss, it will affect our rest."

Embarrassed, Pei Xingchen, I really want to say, sir, you can't kick him out just because you are in a bad mood after being generalized, okay?Besides, you have become a ghost, and you still need to rest? !Don't be too blind!

After complaining wildly in his heart, he nodded very obediently: "I'm sorry, sir, we'll leave right away."

Uncle Ghost felt that his prestige had been restored, and he drifted away contentedly.

Pei Xingchen and Xu Luoan speeded up to pack up the formation, then tied the wanted criminal to Xu Luoan's backpack and returned the same way.Pei Xingchen's face was almost gone, why didn't he leave the gate and climb over the wall? !What kind of hobby is this? !

In the middle of the night, there was no one in the western suburbs, let alone a taxi.The two of them walked for more than a mile together before finally finding a van to return to the city. The driver, the master, kindly took the two of them back to the city. Yes, talking and laughing with Xiao Erhuo along the way, the mood is simply joyful.

Pei Xingchen took a look, turned his face away, and thought viciously, if you knew what was on Xu Xiaoer's back, would you still be able to laugh? !How superficial!Well worth sniffing at!

It was already late at night when we returned to Xu's house, Xu Luo'an fixed the baby face on the chair, and then quickly pulled out a stick of soul-condensing incense and lit it.Pei Xingchen was surprised: "I've already caught them, why don't you light some incense?"

Xu Luo'an held the Ninghun Incense and dangled back and forth in front of the baby's face: "This is not the Ninghun Incense, this is called the Ninghun Incense. This ghost's energy is almost exhausted, if you don't fix his soul, it will soon fly away .”

Pei Xingchen looked over, and sure enough, he saw the baby-faced soul flickering, and even became much more transparent.Then I sighed, it turns out that ghosts are not invulnerable, and there are always weaknesses that are fatal.

The soul-condensing incense burned for a while, and the baby-faced soul became a little more stable. He opened his eyes and looked at Xu Luoan: "Since you caught me, why did you save me?"

Xu Luo'an was speechless, brother, I arrested you just to exchange rewards, how can I exchange them if you die?Besides, even if you are perverted and wretched, as a ghost, you should have the right to be reincarnated.

The theory of merit and demerit can be judged by Lord Yan.

Xu Luo'an slowly dragged a stool and sat down: "Although you are a wanted criminal, you also have ghost power. I can't watch your soul disappear."

At least this kind of thing can't happen in front of me a second time, Xu Luo'an sighed: "After a while, I will notify the ghost messengers in the underworld, and they will come to receive you!"

When Babyface heard about the ghost, he immediately became excited, with panic all over his face: "No! No! I can't go to the underworld!"

Xu Luo'an laughed: "What's wrong with going to the underworld, at least you can be reincarnated. What's so good about being a lonely ghost? If you don't have a registered permanent residence or identity, you still have to worry about it." Don't even want to be a man again, just beg for nothing. ghost? !Don't guess, it's really a ghost's mind, you can't figure it out!

The baby face shook his head frantically, and his expression even showed a little sorrow: "Please, please! Don't send me back to the underworld! I really can't go, I have very important things to do! After finishing this matter , I will definitely surrender myself to the underworld!"

Xu Luo'an is a little embarrassing, and turned himself in?Even if I can't catch you, you will turn yourself in? !

Pei Xingchen also dragged a chair and sat down: "What is it, so important that you dare to offend people in the underworld?"

Xu Luo'an looked back at him abruptly, isn't it young man, you are actually interested in this kind of gossip?You are a high-cold position, okay!

Pei Xingchen glanced at him, gossip is not bad, huh?

Xu Luo'an was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes lit up, and he said the same thing, anyway, waiting is boring, so it's better to listen to gossip!

……

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It can be seen from this that everyone has the heart of gossip, regardless of gender, age or age!It can be called the universal language of the world.

But Babyface didn't seem to want to talk about that matter, his eyes dodged hesitantly.

Xu Luoan was furious, the Heavenly Monarch condescended to let you confess and be lenient, but you didn't appreciate it?I really want to give you ten soul nails!

It really has a strong dog-leg temperament, don't be too obvious!

Pei Xingchen ignored Xu Xiaoer's twitching, he stared at the baby's face and said slowly: "If you don't say it, then we have no reason to let you go, and we will definitely hand you over to the ghost. But you said it... "

"Will you let me go?" The baby face was full of expectation.

Pei Xingchen crossed his legs and smiled lightly: "It depends on what reason you can give, and we will use this to judge what to do next?" As for after listening, it can be said that the reason is not enough to impress us. Leave it to the ghost.

It's so black-bellied!Convex!

Xu Luo'an looked up at Young Master Pei with a sallow face, the detective's aura is in full swing!This kind of interrogation method made those ghosts feel ashamed and indignant, okay!Worship it.

Babyface was obviously moved by Pei Xingchen's words, after all, this is an opportunity, and maybe he can get help!Thinking of this, the baby's face became happy. Don't be too excited about this kind of counterattack from a desperate situation!

"actually, I……"

"Wait!" Xu Luo'an suddenly interrupted the baby-faced tangled talk for a long time before preparing to confess, with a serious face: "Before you confess, you first answer my question."

Babyface figured it out inexplicably, and became very cooperative: "What's the problem?"

"Who taught you the 'Ghost Escape Technique'?" Xu Luo'an always felt that this might not be a coincidence. There are not many strange freaks who like to teach humane arts casually in the Taoist circle.

The baby face was startled, maybe he didn't expect Xu Luo'an to ask this, so he hesitated a little before saying, "An expert."

Xu Luoan: ...

Pei Xingchen: ...

Gao your sister!You know that there are tall people everywhere in this world, can anyone on the street claim to be a smart person? !Where do so many experts come from? !

Xu Luoan roared in his heart and asked calmly and calmly: "I'm asking what's his name? What does he look like? Where does he live? How old is he? What's his figure? Is there any money in the family?! Tell me! Tell me!"

Pei Xingchen: ...

Can you be more reserved?How can you play after showing your hole cards so quickly? !calm down.

The baby face was obviously also frightened, and shrank back: "That, I don't even remember."

Six huge round and black dots hung all over Xu Luoan's head, and he almost wanted to flip the table: "What do you mean I don't remember?! You can't even forget the name?!" I really want to give him a box of Brain Platinum , Make up from the inside out!

Pei Xingchen quickly grabbed Xu Luoan, who seemed to be on the verge of spontaneous combustion, and said in a low voice: "Calm down, ask slowly." Then he turned to look at the baby face: "Then what do you remember? Think about it carefully!"

Babyface frowned very seriously, then shook his head: "I've thought about it carefully, but I don't remember."

Pei Xingchen took a deep breath, and immediately jumped up, wanting to flip the table and run away!Xu Luo'an hurriedly stopped him: "You can't do it, this is our Fraxinus mandshurica table, and it has been used for many years!" If it breaks, my dad will definitely beat me up!Tianjun think twice!

The baby face said with a bitter face: "I'm telling the truth. I met that expert five or six years ago. He seems to be a student. I really don't remember the rest clearly."

The baby's face was full of grievances, very innocent.

Hearing this, Xu Luo'an understood something, and then waved his hands weakly: "Forget it, we'll talk about this later. Go ahead, uh, confess."

baby face:……

It's what you want to ask, and you are not satisfied after saying it, so what do you want?You humans are so troublesome!

"My name is Chi Bupan, and I'm from the Northeast..."

"Wait a minute!" Xu Luo'an suddenly interrupted him with another convulsion: "You can't eat fat?!" This is simply a god's name. If it can be used for auction lottery or rental, it will definitely make all kinds of girls rush for it. !

Facing Chi Bu's probing eyes, Pei Xingchen was speechless, slapped Xu Luoan's face with a slap, and said calmly: "Continue."

Chi Bu looked hesitantly at Xu Luo'an, who was completely wandering, and then at the black-faced Pei Xingchen, so he could only say: "I am a soldier. I joined the 1978th Army in Kunming, Yunnan in 40. The self-defense counterattack broke out. The battle was fierce, and the casualties of both armies were heavy. In the spring of 1979, our army received an order to urgently support the front line. Everyone, including us recruits who had been in the army for less than a year, all went to the battlefield front."

The room was very quiet, only the low voice of Chi Bu's narration.Although he knew that this ghost who was wanted by the underworld was a soldier before his death, he did not expect that he would be a martyr who had been on the battlefield.

Xu Luo'an opened his mouth slightly, and suddenly he didn't know what was going on. He was far from Vietnam's self-defense counterattack, but he was still in awe of the veterans who had been on the battlefield.

"The self-defense counterattack against Vietnam is my country's first large-scale ground war after the Cultural Revolution." Pei Xingchen looked at him calmly: "No wonder your military uniform is so special."

Xu Luo'an continued to ask: "Then how did you die? When did you die?"

Poolside: ...

Can you be more tactful?Have you ever thought about the mood of a ghost in such a direct stabbing?Simply annoying!

"It was the second half of 1979. I remember that day we regained a high ground. Everyone was very happy. Then we rushed up to prepare to plant the national flag. However, we encountered an ambush before halfway through the run. Most of our comrades in a company died. .And I also felt that my eyes went dark, and then I lost consciousness. Later, when I opened my eyes again, it became what I am now."

The mood next to Chi Bu was depressed, as if he remembered the painful past: "I saw my body lying on the ground, motionless like a puppet, I wanted to go back but I couldn't go back. Then, I understood ,I am already dead."

The room was silent.

Xu Luoan and Pei Xingchen didn't expect to hear such a tragic past when they heard gossip. The two of them took a look and felt a little guilty. Would it be too unkind to expose people's scars so nakedly? !

Xu Luo'an turned his eyes awkwardly, and said in a low voice: "Then when you 'woke up', didn't you notice any ghosts?"

Chi Bu shook his head: "No, not only did the ghost messenger not be found, but even the soul of my comrade-in-arms was not found. Only piles of corpses and... me remained on the entire battlefield."

The atmosphere was too heavy, even depressing.Xu Luo'an understands that the battlefield is the place where the evil spirit of punishment is the heaviest, but the formation of such evil spirit is purely due to the killing and bloodshed, the most primitive kind of violence, which produces the evil spirit so strong that even the underworld dare not touch it casually!

Pei Xingchen rolled his eyes, sighed, and continued to ask: "Even if there are no ghost messengers to lead you back to the underworld, you should find a way to find them to reincarnate in the underworld. Why are you wandering outside, and for decades, several times?" Avoiding the pursuit of ghosts?"

After listening to Chi Bu's talk for so long, it can be seen that this person should be a strict and well-behaved soldier.Don't ask how Young Master Pei saw it, as a high-cold and black-bellied elite member, he must master the ability to see the essence through the phenomenon just by looking at it!

This is a must-have skill for the male protagonist, it's perfect, it's great!

Chi Bu's expression became slightly subtle, obviously there were some things he didn't want to say.But Xu Luoan was in a hurry, escaped from the pursuit of ghosts and became a wanted criminal. Chi Bupan may not know how powerful it is, but he has heard something from his master. Yan Jun is a god who has no emotions and desires at all, and his judgment standard is only the law!

If one violates the laws of the underworld, the punishment is probably not as simple as going to the eighteenth floor of hell!

Xu Luo'an was already frightened to tears by the various cruel and cruel punishments that came out of his brain, and hurriedly urged: "Old Chi, tell me quickly! If you tell me, if it is a reasonable reason, maybe Yan Jun can forgive me. You die!"

Chi Bu hesitated for a moment, then turned his head to look at the white sky outside the window: "I can't go to the underworld because... an agreement, a promise I made myself."

The author has something to say:

The passage about planting the national flag and being ambushed and assassinated by Lao Chi is a real thing, because it was described by my father~ My father is a veteran who participated in the self-defense counterattack against Vietnam. I am proud of my father!