The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

When Shi Zhou thought that Qin Yancheng now knew this terrible secret, his whole body froze, and his invisible rabbit ears drooped. Although his enthusiasm for playing games did not decrease, his level dropped sharply, and he lost everything.

When Qin Yancheng went out to fetch water, seeing Shi Zhou staring blankly at a rabbit on all fours on the TV screen, he couldn't help but smile lightly: "What are you thinking?"

Shi Zhou Youyuan replied: "I think this game is especially suitable for me-the rabbits have to collect garbage and then rely on it to pile it into a mountain and run directly to the moon."

"But it's too hard to collect garbage, Xiao Chengzi, hurry up and buy me a rocket ticket, I'm leaving now. Remember to bring me more potato chips and fried chicken, and move this game to me, so as not to be boring on the moon .”

Qin Yancheng asked lightly: "Do you still have to bring me?"

Shi Zhou immediately rolled his eyes, thinking that I escaped to the moon just to avoid you.

Everyone thought that he was embarrassed because he dropped his vest in front of fans, but in fact, the main reason why he could pick out an exquisite rocket with his toes and take him to the moon just by thinking about it was nothing more than Because this matter was completely known by Qin Yancheng.

——And whether Qin Yancheng discovered it in advance and has been observing it secretly is still a question mark.

"Forget it, I can actually buy a ticket to launch you to Mars, anyway, leaving one on the earth is enough."

Qin Yancheng knew what Shi Zhou was thinking. If he couldn't dispel his doubts, he might continue to wither forever. He didn't know how long it would take to water him before he could stand tall again, so he asked knowingly, seemingly inadvertently:

"Did you write something in that account that I can't know? Fans said it was a diary."

"You really haven't seen it? You really don't know? Fans say it's a diary?"

Slightly accentuated the pronunciation of a certain word, he had already seen that group of minions driving on broken roads, it was simply hateful, everyone should be arrested and spanked one by one!

Shi Zhou looked at Qin Yancheng uncertainly, staring at those black eyes for a long time, but found nothing at all.

Qin Yancheng's eyes were very quiet, there was no contempt or surprise for Xiao Seqian, and it seemed that he didn't feel guilty when he was lying.

Qin Yancheng said: "I'm a bit busy at work today, so I didn't have time to read it. Do you want me to see it?"

Shi Zhou shook his head quickly: "No, no, no! I really don't want to! You are not allowed to watch my fans chat anymore, and if you watch me again, I will sleep in a separate bed with you!"

In view of the fact that the outside world thinks that this group of cp fans are stunned, they can't understand the behavior of minions equating the master and the writer, and the fans don't want to pay attention to this group of passers-by. In the end, the important position has been shifted to the secret circle and " Airship's back garden" fan group.

Seeing that the danger was gradually lifted, Shi Zhou stepped up. After all, since this measure can isolate many passers-by who are probing their heads, it is no problem to isolate Qin Yancheng, unless he used to be a member of the fan group and now has to move together. Otherwise, there is no chance to watch everyone happily discuss those details:

[I finally know why Mrs. Airship is a god-level prophet. No matter whether Mr. Qin Zhouzhou will send cakes on Mr. Qin’s birthday or Mr. Qin will visit the crew, it’s the same thing! 】

【Hey hey hey... cake... spring medicine cake...】

[Little face turns yellow, quickly take me to the little yellow man's special car! 】

[Speaking of which, do you still remember the "scumbag" who was scolded by all of us?By analogy, he is...]

【Shock!No wonder my wife said those things in a sweet tone, I understand, the reverse operation between couples ended up slapping me in the face with a handful of dog food! 】

[Although we scolded the crowd with excitement and said that we were going to steal the cabbage back, but in fact——]

[Juejuezi, I call my male god!I actually persuaded to share my favorite cp! 】

[I died laughing, I died laughing hahahahaha, this is too bizarre, Mr. Qin is a vegetable farmer who works hard to maintain cabbage, we actually want to steal his vegetables]

[Mr. Qin is really different from the ones who put on a show. Not only is there a grand scene, but he also carefully prepares surprises. In the morning, his wife complained about "a deceitful ghost, not romantic or ceremonial." In the evening, he will have a luxurious confession package , We witnessed the whole process of surprise with our own eyes! 】

Fortunately, Shi Zhou's nerves are still very rough. After Qin Yancheng insisted that he didn't know anything, he reluctantly believed this statement. After several trials, Qin Yancheng showed no knowledge. He finally chose Believe it.

When fans suspected that Q was Qin Yancheng's idea, Funai didn't take it seriously. The reason is simple:

They all thought that this local tyrant was aloof and only gave rewards but didn't talk, that's why they had this kind of speculation, but it's not that Shi Zhou didn't chat with "her", and even had a good relationship, they had already reached the point where they became each other's emotional wingman It is absolutely impossible to be Qin Yancheng.

Not to mention that Qin Yancheng slept next to him several times when he was chatting with Q, and sometimes Shizhou only went to chat after he fell asleep. Qin Yancheng couldn't communicate with him in his dreams, could he? ?

The most important thing is that Qin Yancheng's character is not a joker. It is absolutely impossible for him to fabricate such a bizarre thing as "the person I like has a deceased Bai Yueguang in his heart", and it is even more impossible for him to be the same as "stranger". Netizens” themselves talk about this kind of thing.

He saw that Q also moved to a new small camp with the fans, and was asked by many people if he was Mr. Qin, but he didn't get any reply.

Everyone thinks this is a kind of tacit consent, just like Mrs. Airship flew away and stopped talking, but Shi Zhou thinks this may be because Q feels speechless. After all, after thinking about it, I know that Qin Yancheng can't do such a thing .

This group of minions were probably stunned by the real identity of the airship. Seeing that everyone looked like a CP on a boat, they were really stunned.

The last scoop of water to rejuvenate the wilted cabbage is the arrival of the new bathtub. Qin Yancheng is working in the study, and Shi Zhou is salivating on the first floor while playing with his mobile phone while waiting for Aunt Zhang's French fries. .

When someone knocked on the door and said it was the decoration team, Shi Zhou looked at the image projected by the camera outside the garden gate and was still wondering whether it was selling insurance or a crazy illegitimate meal. After all, he was curious and wanted to visit this mansion There are too many people in the whole picture. Could it be that someone wants to sneak into this place and break into private houses?

But immediately after, Shi Zhou saw that this group of decoration teams was actually very powerful, and there was a rather large car following behind, with all kinds of decoration equipment on it, it seemed that it should be a real decoration company.

Shi Zhou was even more puzzled, wondering if there is anything to decorate?

It wasn't until after the questioning that although Qin Yancheng kept changing the subject and distracting him with various things that Shi Zhou liked in order to avoid the gastroscope examination, he also remembered what Shi Zhou said at the time. I remember very well the description of the huge bathtub with handles, thick silicone cushions.

The one in front of me should be called a bathing pool. Fortunately, Qin Yancheng's villa is not an ordinary one-sided anti-theft door, but a double-sided door, so it can be taken in.

It's really as big as Shi Zhou's request, so big that I feel like I can lie down completely and even swim twice. Even a bathroom as big as the master bedroom may not be able to fit it.

If it is to be semi-embedded and paved with high platforms and marble, it is estimated that there will be a separate room for renovation.

Fortunately, here is so big, the most important thing is space.

Shi Zhou hung on Qin Yancheng excitedly, listening to the decoration designer discussing with him which location would be better, pointing fingers at the side:

"The third floor is the emptiest. I think it would be nice next to the floor-to-ceiling windows! You can take a bath and see the scenery outside. Qin Yancheng, let the gardener plant flowers in the garden in spring, it must be very beautiful."

But after thinking about it, it seems that I don't have time to enjoy the flowers.After all, whoever is a decent person would go to the third floor to take a bath like a swim if he has nothing to do?

This project is not a small one. It needs to change the hardware or even simply move the drainage system. There must be outsiders coming to the house for renovation work these days.

If it was used to do a small decoration for a room alone, the workers would come to work after Qin Yancheng went to the company in the morning, and when he came home at seven or eight in the evening, there would be no outsiders in the house and the nannies would clean it up It's clean, it won't affect his life, and he doesn't want to move it back and forth.

But now there is a little salted fish at home who doesn't dress properly and runs around barefoot every day, and he is also forced by this salted fish to take care of his body at home. Now, if he wants to decorate, it will naturally affect the lives of the two of them.

"Qin sir, let's stay in a hotel." Shi Zhou rubbed his hands excitedly.

Qin Yancheng was puzzled: "I already asked the nanny to clean out a house."

Shi Zhou was very insistent on this: "No! I'm going to stay in a hotel, and that's the only way we're going to get a room. It's called a sense of ritual, do you understand?"

This is nonsense, and Shi Zhou is not the reincarnation of a priest of the Holy See, nor does everything have such a sense of ritual.

It's just that those deserted villas that have been bought but never lived in make people feel uninteresting, especially compared to the special hotels that some minions love most when compared to Shizhou.

He was gearing up for a long time, thinking that although the Huashi escaped airship would not be able to be happy with everyone in the future, he could still store it in the computer and be happy alone. The airship that had simulated flying countless times should be tested for real this time, and this time he would definitely To write some documentary literature.

At first, Qin Yancheng didn't understand why Shizhou insisted on staying in a hotel, but since he likes it, it's up to him.

"I treat guests, I'll choose a hotel and a room!" At night, Shi Zhou sat on the carpet and continued playing games.

Usually at this time, the non-resident nannies have already left, but because the two of them are going to stay in a hotel tomorrow, they are helping to pack their things.Sitting next to Shi Zhou, Qin Yancheng fed him french fries one by one, but was immediately caught as a strong man to play games with him.

This time the little bunnies are no longer going back to the moon, but the most classic timeless plumber game, but this is a new version for two players.

When Qin Yancheng started the first game, he was quite stiff. He couldn't tell which were props and which were mobs that needed to be avoided. He didn't even understand when he jumped up to hit bricks after seeing Shi Zhou's demonstration.

Shi Zhou saw that he hit the mob directly as soon as he got started, then fell, and fell again less than 2 minutes after the start of the game. He couldn't help asking: "Didn't you play games when you were young?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shi Zhou remembered that something was wrong, and he knew he had made a mistake, so he quickly shut up and stopped talking.

It's not that he is ignorant of Qin Yancheng's situation. He was too happy to talk just now, and the matter of exposing the scar may make him uncomfortable.

But Qin Yancheng didn't care, instead he regretted that he had no experience before, so now he couldn't play with Shi Zhou and pass the level together.

Seeing that Shi Zhou was annoyed and silent as if he had said something wrong, he immediately made a joke with him to ease the atmosphere: "I will work hard on tutoring, Teacher Shi."

When the two were unfamiliar, Shi Zhou often inadvertently stepped on the minefield of Qin Yancheng countless times.

At that time, Qin Yancheng's mental state was far less stable than it is now. Even though he had been trying to restrain himself with reason, he still showed a less abnormal side in front of Shi Zhou.

But he has already discovered now that it is not normal for everyone around him to be cautious in front of him, cautious in words and deeds to accompany him is not normal, but needs Zhou Zhou who takes care of his mood but treats and demands him according to the standards of normal people, The one who yanked him straight out of the darkness.

Closer to home, Qin Yancheng's saying "will work hard" is indeed true. This smart and hard-working student is quick to play games, has very strong observation skills and quick reactions. It didn't take long for him to surpass his teacher Shi.

Shi Zhou played the gameover with himself again, seeing that Qin Yancheng's operation was as smooth as clouds and flowing water, he suddenly became angry from embarrassment. This student had only played for less than half an hour, and it was a good foil to the teacher's skill, so now he I just want to give this traitor a hard kick.

He wanted Qin Yancheng to let him go, but he was stubborn and embarrassed to say it directly, so he tried every means to harass him:

Qin Yancheng was pressing the handle with both hands, Shi Zhou directly arched his head into his arms, pillowed on his leg, twisted and twisted like a big caterpillar.

Qin Yancheng was helpless: "Teacher, you affect my study like this."

Shi Zhou didn't care, and then kissed his fingers holding the handle, so that he pressed the wrong buttons, and then took advantage of the momentum to hug his neck and sit in his arms with a set of combined punches.

Sure enough, within a short while, there was another "gameover" on the screen.

At first Qin Yancheng didn't understand Shi Zhou's careful thinking, thinking it was because he didn't want him to play anymore, but when he really wanted to put down the controller, Shi Zhou pressed him to let him continue—mainly because he wanted to see him lose , to set off the level of this little teacher.

However, Qin Yancheng's anti-interference ability quickly improved, and Shi Zhou found that even after using the special skill of kissing the ears, it could only make his ears turn red without affecting his operation level.

Simply decide directly: "Qin sir! Let's change the game!"

It was replaced with a little rabbit who collects garbage and prepares to go to the moon.

As a senior little rabbit player, Mr. Shi is full of game experience, and finally gained a leading technical advantage in the game, and finally gained the dignity of being a teacher.

Qin Yancheng was a little puzzled by the setting of this game: "Why do you want to collect garbage on the moon, and how can you pile up garbage—"

"Because these little rabbits are socially dead, so they have to escape from the earth," Shi Zhou nonsense nonsense, "If you ask, why does Mario eat mushrooms raw, you have to bring the child's perspective!"

After thinking about it, he couldn't help but said grimly: "Qin sir, after you play this game, you may be cursed, die socially and escape from the earth!"

Qin Yancheng: "..."

Fortunately, after a while, he finally figured out what Shi Zhou was doing. As long as he deliberately released the water to maintain a slightly lower level than Shi Zhou, Shi Zhou would not harass him repeatedly.

But looking at it from another perspective, the better he plays, the more anxious Shi Zhou will be. If he is so anxious, he will immediately get all kinds of kisses and hugs.

On the third morning, Qin Yancheng had to get up early to go to the company, Shi Zhou yawned: "Remember to take stomach medicine on time. You don't have to come back to pick me up at noon, I will drive there by myself."

Ever since he heard about the cause of Shi Zhou's death, Qin Yancheng has been uneasy about Shi Zhou's driving. Even though Shi Zhou has repeatedly emphasized that the reason why he wears books is because he met a drunk-driving idiot, it still makes him a little worried.

"Oh, that's right..." Shi Zhou turned over and hugged the pillow, and emphasized again with his eyes closed, "Let me book a hotel, and I will send you a location later."

In the conference hall of Qin's headquarters.

The senior executives are performing their duties to report the recent situation of their corresponding work, and while talking, they carefully judge that their performance is very qualified through the change of Qin Yancheng's face.

Just as he was talking, he saw Qin Yancheng lower his head and look at the phone.

Everyone knew that Mr. Qin was not interested in playing with his mobile phone, but at this moment he didn't just glance at it, but stared at the screen and frowned. After a while, he began to type well and seemed to be looking for some pictures, flipping through them one by one.

The person who was reporting was overjoyed, he knew whose news he had read without asking, and only hoped that Shi Zhou could hold him back for a while.

Everyone hated to be stared at by Qin Yancheng's terrifying aura, and they all hoped that when it was their turn to report, they would meet him to go out on the phone or go to the toilet, but basically it was impossible.

After all, if the performance is up to the standard, it is okay, if not, it is very likely that I am standing on the top and reporting to the big screen, and the air pressure in the conference hall suddenly drops countless times to the point where it makes people shudder, which is extremely embarrassing.

Qin Yancheng looked at the picture of the hotel's interior found on his phone, and frowned more and more.

No wonder Xiao Xianyu was very diligent and offered to book a hotel. When Shizhou just sent the location, Qin Yancheng saw that the name seemed normal at first glance, but it was a little-known small hotel.

Shizhou's pampered style, if he didn't book the most expensive five-star hotel, the only possibility is that this hotel has some unusual characteristics.

Qin Yancheng checked the pictures in the room, and he really underestimated the yellowest little yellow man. The decoration and design inside are simply unsightly.

From all kinds of supplies, all kinds of strange props, to the shape of the bed, the black rope hanging on the bed, the big red ball, the tone and color of the room are different from normal hotels, it does not look like a serious hotel for sleeping The place.

He couldn't imagine how he was sitting on that strangely shaped chair and working, even the desk looked abnormal.

Qin Yancheng thought to himself, as expected, he should have thought of it when Shi Zhou laughed so badly, he immediately vetoed it, and under the pressure of countless news bombarding to resist the tyranny, he still changed the reservation of the penthouse suite of the best hotel in the capital.

Shi Zhou was unhappy all the way, until after walking around the room, he pushed open one of the doors and saw a square bathtub that took up the entire large room, and finally he was a little satisfied. It felt quite similar to the one at home. If you have time, you can try it in advance.

As night falls, the lights are on.

The night view overlooking the capital city from the top floor is indeed wonderful. Row upon row of high-rise buildings are flickering with neon lights, and the whole city is brightly lit, showing the bustling noise and luxury everywhere.

Shi Zhou lay on his stomach in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, eating potato chips, tilting his head while eating, and asked Qin Yancheng: "Hehehe, should I hold a glass of red wine very forcefully at this time, and then pose for a picture? "

Qin Yancheng ruthlessly exposed him lightly: "The amount of alcohol that can be drunk with one glass."

Shi Zhou said angrily: "Who said that! How long has it been since I drank last time, and I didn't perform well at that time, let's do it again!"

He came as soon as he said it. He hadn't had a drink for a long time, and he was so hungry that he felt like drooling just thinking about it.

After calling the front desk, it didn't take long for the waiter to bring up the red wine. Taking advantage of the time to sober up from the red wine, Shi Zhou went to take a shower and put on a bathrobe.

By the way, I found a few reference postures on the Internet, and found that pretentiousness has no reference value, it is better for him to do as he pleases or at least be real.

"Take a better picture for me. If the picture doesn't look good, I'll hold you here to take a picture." Shi Zhou said while holding his wine glass.

Internet celebrities are doing everything possible to improve their mood when taking photos. Shi Zhou looks serious and elegant while holding a wine glass in his left hand, but his right hand is still reaching out to take potato chips from the potato chip bag and put them in his mouth.

Qin Yancheng first took a picture of him quietly looking out of the window like a little prince, and then took another picture of him eating potato chips like a hamster with his mouth puffed out, thinking that the first picture would be used as a phone lock screen Wallpaper, the third one is used as the desktop wallpaper of the mobile phone.

The first one is Shi Zhou's reservedness in front of others that everyone can see, and the third one is the real Shi Zhou that he enjoys alone and completely belongs to him.

The photo was almost taken, Shi Zhou put down the potato chips and shook the wine glass, he could smell the aroma when taking the photo, it was already the limit to hold it in his hand for so long without drinking.

"I want to rectify my name, I really don't want to pour a cup!"

Qin Yancheng didn't stop him. Considering that a small airship was about to fly for the first time, and he was relatively timid, it was true that after being drunk, he could relieve his tension, and he would probably be more relaxed and happy.

The red wine tasted very mellow and fragrant. After drinking a cup, Shi Zhou not only didn't satisfy his craving, but became a little addicted. He called his Xiaochengzi to pour him wine.

"Let me tell you, I used to be able to drink a thousand glasses without getting drunk, and I could sit down to a table of people."

Qin Yancheng blushed a little when he saw that he only had one drink, and while pouring the wine, he thought that this was the last drink, otherwise he would have been completely drunk.

Shi Zhou really had no estimate of his current drinking capacity, seeing Qin Yancheng handing him the cup and putting everything away, he was immediately dissatisfied:

"Qin sir, do you doubt my drinking capacity?"

If he wasn't slurring his tongue or blushing, maybe he wouldn't be so suspicious.

Qin Yancheng coaxed him: "I don't doubt it. I'll drink the rest tomorrow. We're going to live here for a week."

"Liar! It's not that this week is the only bottle left, buy it after drinking it! This is really delicious, I want to drink it every day, hehehe..."

Shi Zhou couldn't help himself from wanting to giggle, but after laughing, he felt that he was drunk like this, and immediately wanted to cover it up:

"I just can't speak clearly, but my mind is clear, and I can still recite poems, goose goose, singing to the sky—"

Qin Yancheng had no choice but to pick up the limp little drunk cat and put it on the bed.

Shi Zhou hugged him in a daze, and patted his stomach by the way: "You take medicine well, and I'll let you drink some to try after your stomach is healed... You used to have stomach pains, It hurts me to see it.”

Qin Yancheng gave a "hmm", and just put Shi Zhou on the bed when he opened his eyes slightly and discussed as if he was not completely drunk:

"Hurry up now, I don't feel scared at all now, it's so hot...I want to complete my first flight, Qin sir—"

The last two words raised slightly with panting and trembling voices, almost an unbearable seduction.

What's more, Shi Zhou's fair skin was reddened at this time, his eyes were confused and gleaming, the bathrobe he wore just now for taking pictures had been loosened, and his delicate collarbone was directly exposed downward.

Qin Yancheng looked at him, his expression darkened after a while, and he turned off most of the lights, leaving only a small dim light to illuminate the room.

The coast is vast, the tides rise and fall, and the waves caress the beach, sometimes turbulent and sometimes long and lingering.

The small airship flew across the sea, circling up and down in the air, probably because the first flight was difficult to master, and it was bumpy and unstable.

The pilot of the first flight could only slowly find the balance and test the flying skills, and finally got better after a long time.

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The author has something to say: People who eat melons: Oh, sir, Qin sir played the game of the cursed little rabbit going to the moon, counting his fingers, the next chapter of social death is scheduled!

As the big day for the first flight of the airship, more red envelopes will be given out!

感谢在2021-11-0223:00:12~2021-11-0321:04:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of deep white; 519756877 bottles; 1 bottle of Yuhuo and Ambiguity;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!