The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

The sky was so bright that I even forgot to close the curtains last night. Fortunately, the top floor of the high-rise hotel is much higher than most of the buildings, so that no one can see it. At this time, the sunlight shines into the room through the French windows, falling on the On Shi Zhou's sleeping face, the fair skin seemed to be shining through.

When he woke up from the sun and opened his eyes, he was in a daze, because his whole body seemed to be falling apart.

His initial reaction was a stiff neck, because the neck was almost unable to move, and then he realized that it was not just the neck, but actually hurt everywhere, and his back was so sore that he couldn't get up, especially in a certain hidden and unspeakable position.

"I...I rely on..." Shi Zhou said with difficulty, and then realized that he might have used his voice too much, and his voice was also hoarse.

Although he was paralyzed and couldn't get up, he still tried his best to turn over and was about to subconsciously hug Qin Yancheng and instinctively ask for a hug.

As soon as he was hugged, he remembered that this was the culprit. When Shi Zhou raised his head slightly, Qin Yancheng was quietly admiring him with a gentle expression, with a satisfied, soft and satisfied smile on his face. How long have you been watching.

This was an expression that Qin Yancheng would never show normally, Shi Zhou was taken aback by him for a moment, and immediately blushed.

After all, although I was drunk last night, it was not completely broken, and the memory slowly came back. The first time the small airship flew in such a violent way, it was strange if it didn't fall apart:

The big bed alone is not enough to show it off, that bastard Qin Yancheng carried him into the bathtub again, he was supposed to help him clean up and get ready for sleep, but somehow he took off again...

He was sure that he had yelled to stop countless times, and he clearly said that he would be gentle and gentle, but the result was obvious, and he felt that he was completely paralyzed on the bed and couldn't take care of himself.

Shi Zhou's voice was hoarse and soft, and he said furiously, "Qin Yancheng! I'll fuck you! I stopped yelling, why didn't you stop! Did your brakes fail?"

Qin Yancheng had no choice but to answer: "It takes time to brake. And what did you yell after you yelled to stop, don't you remember?"

Originally, the brakes were not meant to be stopped, Qin Yancheng was quite accommodating to Shizhou, watching him crying and begging to stop tremblingly, a moment later he actually stopped the car and prepared to let the airship land.

But as soon as he stopped, Shi Zhou immediately twisted and changed his words and begged to take off, repeating it two or three times in a row, like a story about a wolf coming, no longer believable, this time no matter how much he cried or begged, Qin Yancheng would not believe it up.

Shi Zhou blushed, as if he remembered it too, and then got under the covers and ignored him.

Qin Yancheng reached into the quilt and gently touched him comfortingly, and asked gently: "Let me give you some medicine, try to relieve it?"

Shi Zhou naturally knew where to apply the medicine, and he was ashamed to rub the medicine on the tailbone before, so don't even think about sticking his fingers there.

He immediately refused and accused: "No! It's all your fault for pushing too hard. It must be because your pilot skills are too bad. Now you have stepped on the brake pedal of the airship! Let's talk about compensation now." , or you will be deported now."

Qin Yancheng: "..."

Although Qin Yancheng was indeed unfamiliar, he restrained himself from running amok and was not willing to bump into his brand-new small airship. The only reason was that Shi Zhou lacked exercise and his physical strength was too weak, and his whole body would be strained if he exercised a little.

Faced with this very unreasonable accusation, Qin Yancheng still asked patiently: "Okay, then what compensation do you want?"

Shi Zhou thought for a while, and commanded confidently: "I'm starving to death, I want to eat, give me some delicacies from mountains and seas to replenish my energy, and you feed me."

When the hotel delivered the food, Qin Yancheng picked up the bowl and prepared to feed it, Shi Zhou remembered: "It's so late, have you eaten yet?"

Qin Yancheng nodded: "I have also taken the medicine."

I have never cared about my body before, and whether I treat my body well depends on my mood.But it's different now, he wants to take good care of his body, even if it's just to keep Shi Zhou from worrying.

Shi Zhou was relieved, he had very strict requirements on Xiao Chengzi who fed the food: not only did he have to cool it down before feeding, but he also had to have an even mix of meat and vegetables, with a mouthful of vegetables, a mouthful of meat, and a mouthful of rice.

Qin Yancheng lowered his head to help him pick out the fishbone, while he squatted beside him waiting to be fed watermelon juice.

Qin Yancheng had no choice but to say, "Hey, drink it by yourself, or you'll have to wait for a long time."

Shi Zhou snorted, and nonchalantly replied: "It's all your fault that you haven't grown three heads and six arms, look at Nezha!"

Qin Yancheng put down his chopsticks, decided to pick up the glass first to let him satisfy his hunger, put the straw to his mouth and said, "If I have three heads and six arms, would you still dare to look at me?"

Shi Zhou made up the picture in his head, and shook his head terrifiedly after a while: "Forget it, you actually look pretty like this."

After feeding the meal, he has to be responsible for the after-pilot maintenance of the small airship. Shi Zhou has already threatened that if Qin Yancheng dares to damage the brake pedal and the fuel tank hole again, this novice pilot will be banned from flying, and he will come back after practicing his skills. .

"You don't pity me at all. You must be so hard because you don't love me, so you are not gentle and impatient. I can't even get up now, you are a scumbag who only cares about yourself!"

Shi Zhou boasted, and condemned while pretending to be ignorant.

After all, it was mainly to cover up the embarrassing fact that I was too weak and my physical strength was too weak.

Just now, even when he got up to go to the toilet, he was limping and had to be supported. In the end, Qin Yancheng wanted to stand beside him and watch him urinate with his own eyes, for fear that he would stretch his waist.Shi Zhou was so ashamed and annoyed, he just wanted to kick him to death, and finally kicked him out.

So now all the blame is given to Qin Yancheng's technology, and he barely saves himself.

It was rare for Qin Yancheng to fail to accurately grasp Shi Zhou's true intentions. He only thought that Shi Zhou really felt that he was impatient and unloving, so he immediately coaxed him patiently and explained, "No, I really tried to be as gentle as possible, but you usually The amount of exercise is too little, and the physical strength is too weak."

Shi Zhou: "......"

This is a textbook example of which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted, but Qin Yancheng is really serious——Shi Zhou usually likes to be lazy, eat, drink and have fun, so it’s okay, but the amount of exercise every day is like a little turtle. It's really not healthy enough not to move.

Shi Zhou has indeed always lacked self-control. In the past, his father scolded him with perfectionism and had to do the decathlon, but now relying on Qin Yancheng to spoil him, he has completely let himself go. The essence of the fish is exposed.

Qin Yancheng thought for a moment, and while massaging Shi Zhou's lower back that was almost falling apart, he said, "You are not physically strong. There is a fitness room on the third floor of your home. From now on, you can exercise every day and clock in."

Shi Zhou was repeatedly trampled on his sore feet, and he couldn't bear it anymore and finally flew into a rage: "Who do you say can't do it! Do you know that men can't say 'no'! Anyway, it's because your work is too bad!"

After Qin Yancheng's meticulous care and waist care, Shi Zhou soon revived with full blood, and even felt eager to take off again. After all, he was drunk and dazed last time and didn't remember any details. Pity.

So seeing that he was doing well again, he dangled in front of Qin Yancheng wearing a short bathrobe and showing his legs after taking a shower.

At this time, Qin Yancheng happened to be holding an impromptu online meeting, sitting in front of the computer and seriously arranging work. Halfway through the conversation, he saw Shi Zhou running around barefoot all over the ground, jumping and jumping in front of the table.

The camera of the laptop naturally couldn't capture the scene on the back, only he could see that Shi Zhoubun's clothes were loose, and half of his white shoulders were exposed, but Shi Zhou didn't intend to cover it up at all, he was grinning The bold and clear diagram of .

The subordinates on the other side of the screen were listening to Qin Yancheng's words and even taking the minutes of the meeting carefully. Qin Yancheng's attention was shifted back, and he refocused on his work and ignored Shi Zhou.

Shi Zhou swayed for a while, and finally lost the battle, made a grimace silently and ran away.

Qin Yancheng smiled faintly, and continued to seriously attend the meeting, but he didn't expect that it would only stop for a while, and suddenly there was the sound of a bell, and a black shadow began to sway around——

Shi Zhou wore cat ears on his head, a bell around his neck, and a kitten suit he found somewhere.

The set of clothes written by the leader of the little yellow man was actually bought by Shi Zhou, and now he is wearing it directly on his body.

The most interesting thing is that in one of the study series where this dress appeared, it did replicate such a scene almost one-to-one. This is probably the source of Shi Zhou's sudden desire to change into this suit.

Qin Yancheng remained motionless, pretending that he could not see Shi Zhou, nor could he hear the dangling little bell around his neck.

But the people on the other side of the screen who were writing quickly to make the minutes of the meeting clearly felt that his indifferent tone paused slightly, and then he sped up his speech imperceptibly.

It's just that everyone didn't understand what the indistinct sound of the bell was, and they thought it was the time to ring the bell, but they never expected that in front of Qin Yancheng was such an incomparably glamorous scene.

Until Shizhou was shaking and tired, Qin Yancheng was still in the meeting, he lay on the bed staring at the ceiling, thinking desperately that the content written in the article is different from real life.

According to the script, Qin Yancheng should immediately mute the microphone on the spot, and then leave the scope of the camera, so that he can't get out of bed, and the whole person's soul is out of his body, and then Qin Yancheng should tidy up his appearance and come back as if nothing happened Then the meeting.

Although this was asked suspiciously by the minions: Does this mean that Mr. Qin's time is too short?

But he was immediately retorted by other minions: Even if it is two hours, I have to wait. Could it be that I want to be fired?

When Qin Yancheng turned on the computer, Shi Zhou was almost asleep and curled up under the blanket in a daze, when he was suddenly lifted out by someone by his ankles, the outburst naturally became more violent after he had endured for a long time.

Sleepless half the night, ask for sugar and get sugar.

When Shi Zhou woke up the next morning, although his whole body started to ache again, he was willing to give his pilot an excellent grade.

This time he didn't drink any alcohol, he was very sober, only then did he realize that when Qin Yancheng coaxed him to cooperate, he would call him "baby" in a low voice, which is usually a name that one can't say out loud, but the other is embarrassed to agree to. It will look extraordinarily moving, and it will not look boring at all.

However, the ratings and comments have not yet come out. He never expected that he would be pointed out by the driver with a blank face: "Shi Zhou, you really need to exercise more. There is a gym downstairs in this hotel."

——It was only halfway through last night when I became tired and fainted, and fell asleep, obviously due to lack of exercise.

Shi Zhou was stunned for a moment, then became angry again, blushing, rushed forward and covered Qin Yancheng with a pillow to prevent him from speaking, and kicked him out after a while.

Fortunately, this is a suite, and there are other rooms where he can stay cool.

After kicking Qin Yancheng out of the room, he decided to narcissistically read the articles currently "visible only to himself" on the airship trumpet. There was an article that highly overlapped with last night, and compared Qin Yancheng's performance last night to see if he was qualified.

Finally satisfied with the evaluation of "more than less".

Many details have been fully and highly restored. The most ingenious thing is that even the movements and postures are similar to those written in the text, but in the end I was too physically exhausted and lost consciousness before I persisted until the end. One point, there is no such thing in the text.

Since he wrote it, it is naturally his favorite type and pose that he is most eager to try. It is natural that he was happy to be able to match the plot skillfully last night.

But it was just a coincidence, so he couldn't help but wonder if it was caused by some mysterious unnatural force that made whatever he wrote become real, just like Ma Liang's magic brush.

——Then he also wrote abo counterattack, can this be realized once?

His account has disappeared and he doesn't speak now, but he can still peek at what the fans are talking about from time to time:

[I haven't seen Mrs. Airship for a long time, and I don't have any more food, woo woo woo woo woo]

[Sister Q Yuyu—ah, I should change my name to Mr. Qin, he also disappeared, and obviously moved to our back garden]

[Mr. Qin must be spying on the screen, everyone, be careful when you speak, so as not to bring Mr. Qin into trouble, and learn more postures]

[Q local tyrant is not considered disappearing, he never shows up at ordinary times, but he comes out to reward Zhou Zhou once he posts a post]

【Oh, today is also the day I miss Mrs. Airship, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo】

[Boss Qin and Zhou Zhou must be watching the screen, after all, the number Q has also moved to the position, and Mrs. Airship has been in this position, and can see us at any time]

Shi Zhou didn't think it was Qin Yancheng, just because the initials of Qin Yancheng's surname were also Q, he firmly believed that this account belonged to him, which was too arbitrary, but it reminded Shi Zhou that Q hadn't contacted him for a long time him.

The relationship used to be pretty good, and they were each other's wingmen, but now that Shi Zhou has lost his horse, everything is a bit embarrassing.

After thinking for a while, Shi Zhou decided to give it a try. After all, the love journey he showed in front of Q was different from that of Cheng Zhou cp in the eyes of everyone. I don't know what the other party would think, would he think "the airship is not Shi Zhou" . ?

Shi Zhou cautiously sent an emoji first, but seeing no reply for a long time, he sent another sentence: "Ah Q, you haven't shown up for a long time."

The message was sent out, but no one responded.

While waiting, Shi Zhou saw a Weibo post by a fan saying "About Q is Mr. Qin's analysis!", and clicked in curiously to see what this group of minions would say.

[First of all, the most impressive point about Q is that it is "rich".He is super rich, someone calculated it for him, the sum of the rewards to Mrs. Airship has reached nearly 100 million, except for the small interaction between wealthy couples, who is so rich, let alone 100 million, The tipping list even has a limited number of minions with more than 100 yuan]

[There is also the problem of tone. He doesn't speak like a minion at all. He talks very little, and he is very cold and serious.He never likes those particularly pornographic or filthy content, but he will like some very loving whole content. 】

[The following is the important content - did you post it? Did you find out that when Mr. Qin was hospitalized with stomach perforation, when Zhou Zhou posted on Weibo, his phone model changed, Mrs. Airship changed accordingly, and the local tyrant Q also changed accordingly!into the same model!When someone met them by chance, they were a couple with mobile phone cases and the same model as a couple!After the microscope girl magnifies and compares carefully, it is the one replaced by the Q local tyrant! 】

Shi Zhou was stunned when he saw the model of the phone.

He knew that one of the reasons why he lost his horse was a problem with the mobile phone model.

That night, he was so frightened by Qin Yancheng vomiting blood, he accidentally broke the screen of his phone after making an emergency call, so he happened to change to a newer model, and pressed his head on Qin Yancheng to accompany him Changed the couple's mobile phone.

Q Is it also this one?

And it just so happens that the phone was changed at this time?

The microscope girls have finally found all kinds of reliable clues and posted evidence and pictures one after another after digging hard for so long after the incident happened.

I don't know if it's because people blindly follow the crowd. After seeing all kinds of affirmations, all kinds of echoes, and all kinds of more detailed analysis in the comment area below this Weibo, Shi Zhou suddenly felt that it seemed very reasonable. Shaken the idea of ​​"Q is definitely not Qin Yancheng".

According to ordinary people's thinking, Guanxi once said so many intimate things, and said happily that if he could be with the person he likes, he would treat Q to a wedding wine without any money. After the horse loss incident, Q should ask whether it is true or not. ?

Even the other minions had already filled his private mailbox with desperate questions when the incident first happened, let alone such a good relationship with this love wingman?

——When such a big thing happened, why did he not have any doubts or doubts at all, as if he knew the answer to this matter.

Thinking of this, Shi Zhou switched back to the chat box and looked at it. He still didn't get any reply after poking Q in a private message just now.

Could it be that he felt guilty because he was picked up by everyone?So, like yourself, you are also hidden?

This idea became clearer and clearer. Shi Zhou flipped through the chat records of the two of them, thought about the timeline carefully, and found that there were many events that overlapped like mirror images. A little bit is called a coincidence, and a lot is called a strange thing.

For example, when Qin Yancheng was suspected of stomach cancer, Q also said "I may die, what will my lover do now", what is even more outrageous is that just after he said "die for love", Qin Yancheng seemed to communicate with brain waves , directly caught him out of the bed and gave him a very angry education.

Not to mention more coincidences such as having someone you like at the same time and falling in love almost at the same time.

Shi Zhou thought about it carefully, Q was throwing money suddenly, suddenly airborne, but the style of painting was strange and not like a fan... and so on, could it be that Qin Yancheng somehow discovered this account, so while secretly observing, throwing money at the same time to make him happy?

Reminiscing about the night of passion last night, the flight trajectory that was very suitable and very coincident with the script, did Qin Yancheng not only read his article, but also really had to do it? !

Shi Zhou felt his invisible tail "bang!" in an instant, and his red and pink fur exploded, he almost grabbed the ground with his toes in shame, and at the same time, he was so shamed that he wished to punch Qin Yancheng to death.

Although I was ashamed and wanted to stick my head in the sand, but it was rare to turn grief and anger into strength. I calmed down and decided to design it carefully so that everyone could get everything.

Qin Yancheng must not be given the opportunity to answer "Do you think it might be me?" with a classic deadpan expression.

Qin Yancheng was sent to work in another room at this time, and was looking down at Shi Zhou who sent him a message, not knowing how to reply so as not to reveal anything.

Since Shi Zhou was able to contact him, it stands to reason that it was because he didn't know about it, otherwise he would have rushed over and made a fuss.

Qin Yancheng had to admit that although he was cautious enough, he still had omissions in front of fans who were almost professional and Sherlock Holmes was still alive.

He wasn't sure whether Shi Zhou had already observed something, so he could only stand still and wait to see what Shi Zhou had to say.

The flower market is on the run from the airship: "Ah Q, I said you really don't know how to name yourself. You just happened to have such an ambiguous name that you were mistaken for Qin Yancheng by the minions."

Qin Yancheng stared at the word "misidentification", but still didn't speak. He relaxed his vigilance a little, and still pretended that he didn't see the news.

Shi Zhou typed again and said: "The evidence is convincing, so I will confess directly, I am the person the little yellow people guessed, it is not because of this that you ignore me, right~"

"Ah Q I'm sorry_(:з」∠)_, understand that I'm a public figure so it's hard to tell the truth, but I really want you to come to my wedding, after all you witnessed the love between me and Sir Qin, It's really fate"

As expected of a professional actor, Shi Zhou spoke with sincerity in every sentence, and even Qin Yancheng had a hard time judging the clues from these words.

If you don't speak all the time, you may appear guilty. It is naturally the best result to maintain the existence of this character. Qin Yancheng replied after weighing for a while:

"I understand. I'm not angry. I've been busy during this time, so I haven't read Weibo."

Shi Zhou immediately said: "Ah Q, you finally appeared! I thought you were too angry and ignored me."

I also sent two emoji packs, the emotions are sincere and there is no problem at all.

Qin Yancheng tentatively said: "I thought you came to me because you needed to refute rumors."

Shi Zhou was categorical: "You said they called you Qin Yancheng's trumpet? This is too fake, and it looks like they are crazy. It is impossible for Sir Qin to do this. Sometimes he is already asleep when we are chatting. Could it be that you talked to me in your dream?"

After thinking about it, he added gloomyly: "After all, if he really dared to do this, I would definitely be very angry. I would have to break his legs and make him kneel on the keyboard, right?"

Qin Yancheng: "..."

Then Shi Zhou must not let Shi Zhou know about it.

Shi Zhou was about to continue his "friendly" chat when suddenly a phone call came in, and it turned out that the caller ID was the front office number of his agency.

It's strange, although he is indeed a shareholder of the company, and he also has the false name of a president, but he has never worked, and even now he has not failed to pay attention to how much money the company has made, and he can recognize important executives. The face is not bad, what should I call him?

Shi Zhou had no choice but to stop chatting with "Mr. Q who is about to have his leg broken", picked up the phone, and heard the receptionist say:

"Mr. Shi, our company received a very large courier, which said it was addressed to you."

It is true that some fans will send gifts or snacks. Everyone knows that he is different from other stars. This company belongs to him. As for embarrassing the Lord.

"Express delivery," Shi Zhou thought, thinking about such a small matter, he doesn't need to call me specifically, "Then you can divide it up after disassembly or how to deal with it is up to you."

He has already emphasized not to send it again. In order not to let fans waste money and to ensure that black fans will not make trouble, he directly stated that if he sends it again in the future.Either give it to the company's employees, or dispose of it, which greatly reduces the waste of fans' hard-earned money and bothering both parties.

The lady at the front desk replied: "No, Mr. Shi, this time is different. Not only is this box very big, but it also says 'a wedding gift from Minion's back garden to Chengzhou CP'—it seems to be a gift from your support club. Is it? It’s also specially marked as 'all Mr. Zhou Zhou likes', do you need us to open it for you first?"

Shi Zhou was taken aback.

The boating support club does not have this name, but the fan base of the airship trumpet has a "backyard of the fugitive airship".

Wedding Gifts......?

Immediately afterwards, he suddenly came to his senses, understood what it was in an instant, and quickly shouted: "No! Don't open it!"

He knows what it is!

This was a long time ago, and the little yellows were discussing what would be a better gift for him and Qin Yancheng after they got married. It was naturally not a serious answer to be able to discuss it under the Weibo of his escaped airship.

At that time, he also casually approved of those leather handcuffs, small whips, collars and other things, and even praised various small toys such as maid outfits!

I didn't expect that everyone still remembered, and even prepared these gifts, but because they didn't know the specific house number of Qin Yancheng's mansion, they could only send them to the company in the end?

God!

Shi Zhou couldn't imagine what it would be like if they opened it up and saw what was inside.

Because he didn't accept gifts, he gave the company's employees the habit of opening the express delivery directly.

If this is opened, in front of all the employees, in broad daylight, and there are so many indescribable items in the box that says "all Mr. Zhou Zhou likes", then what is he like in front of his subordinates? social death? !

The author has something to say: Shi Xiaozhou: Think about the things you used the trumpet to carry private goods to incite me to do, pick a keyboard you like and prepare to kneel!

Sir Qin: Death

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A certain deer: Damn, I overestimated my hand speed. I originally wanted to drop [-] words and let Sir Qin fall off the horse, but it seems that Sir Qin could have his leg broken and kneel on the keyboard a day later

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感谢在2021-11-0321:04:53~2021-11-0423:00:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: Mona1;

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