Little Poor Online Wilderness Survival

Tang Xingrui opened his mouth and asked in a daze, "...huh?"

[I'm sorry my sugar brain is not working well, please forgive me]

[I'm about to laugh, Tang Xingrui just made a mistake that every driver would make hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

Dai Zihao glanced at him, stretched out his hand to press the buckle, and with a "click", Tang Xingrui's seat belt bounced back, quietly and helplessly on his body, and slowly slid back.

Tang Xingrui's face turned red with a "boom".

In order to hide his embarrassment, he clenched his hands into a fist, coughed against his lips, and said pretendingly, "Mmm, yes...that's right, that's right, I just didn't reach my side with too long hands."

After speaking, he wanted to slap himself in the face.

What is he talking about! Mouth!Did he just step on his dead body again? !

He closed his eyes, not daring to turn his head to see Dai Zihao's expression.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he felt a heat source approaching him. Tang Xingrui opened his eyes quickly, and saw Dai Zihao stepped back a little further away from him.

There was another "click", and it was the sound of his seat belt being put on/in again.

"Okay," Dai Zihao tugged on his seat belt, buckled the front baffle upside down to block the sun, saw that the other party was still not leaving, glanced at him in the rearview mirror, and opened his thin lips lightly. asked, "Aren't you leaving?"

Tang Xingrui's mentality changed quickly. Anyway, he had a thick skin, so he pretended that nothing had happened: "Let's go then!"

After speaking, he kicked the accelerator and blasted out.

Don't look at Tang Xingrui as a novice, but he also has a galloping heart, the speed soars immediately, and the pointer of the odometer keeps rising.

Dai Zihao sat in the co-pilot and didn't say anything. The sports car in the desert would cost more money as fast as he wanted.But after asking when Tang Xingrui got his driver's license and getting the answer, he silently stretched out his right hand and grabbed the handle, basically never letting go.

In order to save fuel, they didn't turn on the music in the car. Tang Xingrui rolled down all the windows, and the wind in the desert made people's brains ache.

The intercom they placed in front rang, and it was Xu Shanqing's voice.

"Look at the back, is it the car of those people last night?"

Tang Xingrui slowed down the car, stretched out his hand and wiped the exterior rearview mirror covered by the wind and sand, and could only see two cars following behind him, but the distance was too far, so he could only see a vague outline.

He grabbed the walkie-talkie and said to Xu Shanqing, "I don't know, I can't see clearly from too far away."

"It should be their car," Xu Shanqing pushed his glasses, "I remember that there is a row of blue English written on the left front of one of their cars."

Tang Xingrui couldn't get the skill of driving in a straight line while looking back for the time being. Just after taking a look at the car, he drew an "S" shape in the desert.He asked Dai Zihao to look back.

"Indeed." Dai Zihao squinted at the rearview mirror and told him.

"That is indeed their car, why did you follow us?" Tang Xingrui was puzzled.

[People can go whichever way they want, why do you care so much?I used to like Tang Xingrui as a passer-by, but now it seems that I am no different from those Puxin greasy guys. When people look at you more, they think they like you, and don't look in the mirror to see who has a crush on you? 】

[Laughing, letting Tang Xingrui look in the mirror can only give him more confidence, okay?Do you think everyone looks like him?You?I don't believe it, unless you show your face and let me see it]

[Too speechless, why is the barrage always causing war recently?I, a person who is not a fan circle, knows that there will be no way to end. Whose way is this blocking? 】

[The show is popular, Tang Xingrui is also popular, you go to see the trending searches, half of the ten trending searches about this show are about him.The person who was not a threat has risen again, I must hate my family]

In the past few months, apart from cleaning up the mess of the original body, Tang Xingrui has been practicing driving. Because of the work relationship of the original body, he occasionally goes online to check his Weibo. He doesn't have a big understanding of his popularity. There were comments on Weibo soon, and fans became more active.

At this time, Tang Xingrui, who didn't know anything, was frowning, looking angrily at the face next to him who needed to be beaten.

"The road is so wide, can't you lean to the side?"

It was Lu Chengwang who was driving the car. They had just caught up. Cheng Cheng drove the car to the front, but Lu Chengwang's car was driving close to Tang Xingrui's Wrangler.

Tang Xingrui had just obtained his driver's license, and he was not as proficient as ordinary old drivers. As soon as Lu Chengwang approached him, he became nervous. He was afraid that the two cars would collide, so he hurried to the right direction.

Unexpectedly, when he turned to the right, the other party also turned to the right, making it clear that he couldn't get along with him, so Tang Xingrui questioned him aloud.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that Lu Chengwang was looking for trouble.

[Where was that passer-by just now?Why don't you put on your Kaziran big eyes and see what's going on again? 】

[I know that this man with fake muscles is restless and kind, all roads lead to Rome, but he wants to be the dog that blocks the way! 】

Lu Chengwang probably doesn't know yet, because Tang Xingrui's sentence "sell your fake pectoral muscles" yesterday, he has already won the title of fake muscle man, and he eats it with emojis on the Internet, and the spread is extremely wide.

"Okay, I'll lean to the side." After Lu Chengwang finished speaking, he stepped on the accelerator and accelerated, passing Tang Xingrui.Just when Tang Xingrui thought he was a human being, Lu Chengwang, who was halfway through the car just now, turned to the right to avoid Tang Xingrui.

"careful!"

Dai Zihao, who had been paying attention to the movement, reached out and grabbed Tang Xingrui's steering wheel, and swung it to the right.

The two cars almost passed by, and Tang Xingrui even heard the crackling of sparks.

The car was slammed on the brakes and stopped at an angle.

Tang Xingrui patted the steering wheel, and the car horn beeped: "Are you sick?"

Xu Shanqing's voice came from the walkie-talkie, asking anxiously if they were all right.

Dai Zihao responded, and then grabbed Tang Xingrui who wanted to jump out of the car to argue with them: "Don't go yet."

Tang Xingrui turned his head, his eyes were red with anger, his eyelashes trembled, he bit his lower lip, and asked Dai Zihao aggrievedly, "Are they too bullying?"

The cat's eyes, which were always clear and smiling, were covered with a layer of water, and there was confusion inside, and even more anger, which made people feel distressed and painful.

[Cub, don't be angry, the man with fake muscles is really too much, let's ignore him, don't be angry]

[Fuck, I saw this wave of extreme operations as soon as I entered the live broadcast room, so I asked if I didn't understand, was Lu Chengwang's brain eaten by zombies? ?He didn't know how dangerous he was just now?Getting into a car accident in the desert is fun? ? 】

【Don't insult zombies, they are also picky eaters】

In fact, Tang Xingrui just vented himself, the main reason is that no one has let him suffer this kind of anger before, and it was too dangerous for two cars to pass by just now, and the steering wheel was too sharp, which gave Tang Xingrui a feeling of "the car is about to turn over". The feeling made him feel a little scared now.

Unexpectedly, Dai Zihao agreed to him.

"It's too much, you get out of the car," he said, "I'll drive."

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"Hahahaha, Brother Hao, did you see their changed expressions just now?" Lu Chengwang tapped his fingers on the steering wheel happily, and looked at Hong Hao who had been dozing in the co-pilot.

Honghao didn't expect that "show them some color" in Lu Chengwang's mouth just now was like that, he was also a little scared in his heart, he endured it again and again, but finally he couldn't hold it back.

"Are you stupid? You never thought about what would happen if you bumped into it?"

Lu Chengwang didn't care about it: "If you hit it, you will hit it. Isn't this car good in performance? Can people with that level have trouble?"

Hong Hao's chest heaved vigorously, obviously being very angry by the other party, then he closed his eyes and decided not to find anger for himself.

Lu Chengwang originally wanted to vent his anger on the two of them, and he should be thanked, but he didn't say thank you, he didn't even have a nice word, and his face turned ugly.Seeing that Honghao closed his eyes as if he was going to sleep, he turned on the music in the car and turned it to the loudest, and rock and roll filled the workshop.

Hong Hao's fists were already clenched.

[Hahahahahahahah, laugh at your father and me, you should really make a pair, one stupid and poison, no one says anyone]

[Both brothers Hao, why is there such a big gap between the two?Not to mention the beauty, this character can't even match Dai Zihao's nails]

【Eh?Is that Dai Zihao sitting in the car behind? 】

Lu Chengwang felt aggrieved, and Hong Hao was not far behind, so neither of them noticed the car behind them. When they did, the tall body of the Wrangler was already in front of them, and Tang Xingrui's overly bright smile came into view. s face.

"I didn't expect to see each other so soon. I thought that even a tortoise should crawl to a place where we can't see at this time." Tang Xingrui tilted his head and smiled, and his tone was soft. It didn't sound aggressive at first, but after careful consideration But everywhere is yin and yang.

[Here he comes, he came, he came with his full-level green tea quotations]

【Tang Xingrui is probably the only one who always has a smile on his face no matter when he speaks harshly or curses? 】

[It seems to be true, people think it is very soft and cute, but it is actually a sandwich]

Hu Haojie had accidentally scanned the bullet screen on the TV, and felt a sudden shock in his heart, and he broke out in a cold sweat involuntarily.

He swallowed, and suddenly remembered that Tang Xingrui was smiling when he threatened him, and asked him softly, "Do you think the police are interested in this?"

Then after the other party got what he wanted, after Hu Haojie thought he was safe, he turned around and handed him over to the police.

"What are you looking at? Get out of here!" The warning tapped the electric shock baton in his hand, telling him not to be dumbfounded.

At this time, Lu Chengwang obviously didn't know Tang Xingrui's character, he just looked at that face and got angry, and just about to open his mouth to taunt, Tang Xingrui and his car suddenly turned away.

"Fuck!"

Lu Chengwang was so frightened that he hurriedly turned his direction.

Tang Xingrui retracted his head and grabbed the handle the first time Dai Zihao reminded him to "hold on tight".

The Wrangler shook for a while. The good four-wheel drive function and Dai Zihao's precise control allowed them to perfectly replicate what Lu Chengwang had done to them a few minutes ago.

But that's not the end yet, when Lu Chengwang accelerated to overtake them, Dai Zihao turned to the left and blocked Lu Chengwang's possibility of overtaking. There were sand dunes in front of him. Of course Lu Chengwang didn't want to rush up, of course he could only feel aggrieved Backed away again.

【Wuhu!Brother Hao take off, fly, fly, fly! ! 】

[Too strong is too strong, so what else can Dai Zihao not know? 】

【He will not have children】

The cold jokes did not reduce the enthusiasm of netizens. On the contrary, the entire barrage is now covered with "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Just like this overtaking over and over again and being forced to return to the original position, even clay figurines are still a bit hot, not to mention Lu Chengwang, who is a hot man in the first place.

He slapped the reverse wheel, let out a harsh and sharp whistle, and then stepped on the accelerator violently.

Hong Hao's expression on the co-pilot changed: "Lu Chengwang, what are you doing?!"

"You don't care about me!" Lu Chengwang gritted his teeth.

Hong Hao wanted to stop it but it was too late. He watched Lu Chengwang slam into the opponent's rear, obviously holding the mentality of not wanting to die.

[My God, is this crazy? ! !It's time to catch up! ! ! 】

"What does that lunatic want to do?" Tang Xingrui looked back.

Dai Zihao took a look in the rearview mirror, and Lu Chengwang had already accelerated towards him.

"Sit down."

He told Tang Xingrui that before the other party could react, he held the disk with both hands and slammed in the direction.Lu Chengwang's car was about to crash into it.

Then--

The Wrangler made a beautiful flick and drifted, rubbing against the bumper of the rear car and avoided it perfectly.Lu Chengwang rushed out with a disbelieving expression on his face.

【……rough! 】

[...What the hell am I looking at?Racing show or survival? 】

Tang Xingrui's body was slammed into the car door by the huge inertia, and then he was pulled back by the seat belt.

Dai Zihao glanced at him.

Tang Xingrui waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay!"

It's nothing, it's just...

So cool! ! !

Lu Chengwang rushed into a sandy field and stepped on the gas pedal violently to prevent it from sinking in. However, it was obvious that the car was already trapped by quicksand, and no matter how he tried it, he couldn't get out. Instead, the wheels sank deeper and deeper.

The two had no choice but to get out of the car first.

"Damn!" Lu Chengwang kicked the car irritably.

Hong Hao was more irritable than him, and he was talking to the walkie-talkie at this moment, and seeing him like this, he couldn't hold back his anger anymore.

"Damn it's not all because of you!"

"Why is it all because of me? Didn't you agree with me when I said I would teach them a lesson?"

The atmosphere between the two was on the verge of breaking out, when they heard cheerful voices in the distance.

Tang Xingrui stood on the car seat, poked his head out of the skylight, waved the cotton and linen scarf in his hand and shouted at them: "Hey! There will be a time later!"

[No, they probably don't want to see any of the four of you again]

[God, there will be a period later, this make-up counts as your win]

Xu Shanqing and Lao Li watched a big show for free in the back, and they were in a very happy mood. When the two of them passed by in a car, Lao Li specially greeted them, with a brisk tone and said: "Oh, so soon! meet again."

[When it comes to stabbing, you and Brother Tang are both good at it]

[I just laughed, you two brothers are quite good, Tang Xingrui said the same thing just now]

Lao Li's car drove past quickly, and they didn't know if Xu Shanqing did it on purpose, but the dust they raised hit their faces.

After that, Tang Xingrui will be the driver, and Dai Zihao will take his place in the afternoon.

"Do you want to catch up on sleep? I'll call you when the time comes." Tang Xingrui looked at the other party's expression.If he didn't speak, Dai Zihao could really keep silent all the time, just quietly looking at the scenery outside the car, not sure if he was in a daze or thinking.

Although he looked quite deserted and out-of-this-world, Tang Xingrui felt that it was most likely the former.

Dai Zihao nodded slightly, agreeing to Tang Xingrui's proposal.

Seeing that he agreed, Tang Xingrui parked the car beside him first.

Lao Li used the walkie-talkie behind to ask: "What's the matter? Why did it stop suddenly?"

Tang Xingrui said: "Wait a moment, you drive first, remember not to deviate from the direction."

The direction was set by Dai Zihao early in the morning through the sunrise direction, and they just had to watch the glacier open in the distance.

Lao Li responded and overtook them.

Dai Zihao looked at Tang Xingrui picking up his backpack at this time, and didn't make a sound, but there was a little doubt in his eyes.

"Found it!" He held the item in his hand like a treasure and shook it in front of Dai Zihao's eyes, and Dai Zihao recognized it as a blindfold.

"Since you're resting, you should be as comfortable as possible," Tang Xingrui said, adjusting his seat to the lowest position, "Hey, it will be more comfortable this way."

Dai Zihao wanted to refuse the blindfold, but he didn't think it was necessary.But Tang Xingrui obviously disagreed, and it took a long time for Dai Zihao to put it on.

[Tang Xingrui really has you, our image of Dai Zihao as a world cool brother will fall into your hands]

[But to be honest... this blindfold suits him so well, it's so cute! 】

[No, I just can't bear to look directly]

The reason why the bullet screens are full of complaints is that the pattern on Tang Xingrui's eye patch is a pair of cheap smiling eyes, and there is a small blush underneath, which is worn on Dai Zihao's face...

How should I put it, there is a strange harmony in the strangeness.

Tang Xingrui expressed his satisfaction with this. At the beginning, he fell in love with this cute and cute eye mask at first glance, and the effect of wearing it is really good!

Very satisfied, he took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this scene.

[? ? ?Person in charge?Remember to post photos on Weibo]

[Remember the high-definition original picture]

【Remember Jiugongge】

To say that this show attracts the most fans, Tang Xingrui and Dai Zihao are none other than Tang Xingrui and Dai Zihao. After all, everyone is Yangou.Tang Xingrui is alright, he is a "former" star after all, so if he knows he has something to do, he will run his Weibo and post some selfies. Dai Zihao disappeared after the recording was over. No one has news of him, but it is hard to like him. fan.

This is the reason why Tang Xingrui saw three times more @him than usual when he got home and opened Weibo.

At noon, the four of them simply ate something in the car. It was really simple. It was tsampa with biscuits, and they washed it down with water.

Tang Xingrui was not used to eating tsampa for the first time.

"You'll get used to it after you watch this show." Lao Li said somewhat hesitantly.

"...You might as well not talk." Tang Xingrui was speechless.

He didn't want to be forced to get used to this food at all.

"Oh," Lao Li sighed, "I want to eat meat."

Xu Shanqing laughed and scolded him, didn't he just eat yesterday?

"I think it doesn't mean that I can eat. Thinking about it, can I still break the law?" Lao Li muttered, and then he thought of something, slapped his thigh, and asked Dai Zihao through the walkie-talkie in a flattering voice, "Brother Hao, tell me, I Can you help me realize my little wish?"

Tang Xingrui rolled his eyes and acted like a handsome guy speechless on the spot.

"Yes." Dai Zihao hung the goggles around his neck, squinting slightly to accept the strong sunlight, "if we can find an oasis."

It happened to replenish their water source, but the program crew didn't provide enough water, and they couldn't last long without water.

"Now that we are much closer to the glacier, there must be water sources over there. With water sources, we won't have to worry about oasis." Old Li thought very well.

The cheap and cute blindfold was hung on Dai Zihao's neck. Tang Xingrui saw this scene out of the corner of his eye, and thought it was very cute, and the arc of the corner of his mouth became more and more upward.

If he told Lao Li about his mental activities, Lao Li would have to touch his brain and ask him to see the neurology department, skipping the step of the ophthalmology department.

Nonsense, besides Tang Xingrui, who would dare to say that Dai Zihao is cute? !

netizen?It's because they haven't really felt each other's aura, and often an emotionless look can freeze a person to death!

Looking at the seemingly endless road in front of him, Xu Shanqing sighed: "Wangshan ran to death, hoping to reach the glacier soon. The weather in the desert is extreme, so don't encounter any accidents such as sandstorms."

Who knows a word becomes a prophecy.

After they drove into the labyrinth-like Yadan landform, they encountered a small sandstorm, which completely trapped them inside.