Little Poor Online Wilderness Survival

Rolling yellow sand.

The horizon with no border in sight divides the world into two colors.The sky above is gray with dark clouds, which is heavy and breathless; the sky below is yellow with sand and dust, rolling towards them with a strong sense of oppression.

Old Li gritted his teeth: "Xu Shanqing, you are really a good but not a bad spirit. Did Crow's Mouth mean you?"

Although Xu Shanqing was also very worried about the current situation, he was also dissatisfied with Lao Li's words: "Have you gone to high school? Did you study politics? Don't use your idealist views on me, an active Marxist. "

Old Li: "...?"

What the hell?

He glanced at the camera in front of him, speechless.

【Help!It's too funny to be laughed to death by these two people, you two go talk about cross talk! 】

【Idealism hahahahahaha Xu Shanqing really has you】

At this time, they were trapped in the entire Yardang landform.The height of the wind-eroded mound was too high, close to the height of a three-story building, completely blocking the road ahead, and it was unknown in which direction it was heading.

Tang Xingrui and the others originally wanted to go around, but this wind-eroded landform was far wider than they imagined, and they couldn't touch the edge after going around it for a long time. If this continued, the car's oil would not be enough to support them to reach the finish line. In the end, they decided to fight together. Go in and try your luck.

Unexpectedly, their lucky value seemed to be marked as e, and when they arrived in the middle, they found that the sky was overcast.

Now, they can neither advance nor retreat, they are stuck inside.

"... Misfortunes never come singly." Tang Xingrui muttered.

He slowed down the speed of cross-country driving, and asked Dai Zihao on the co-pilot: "What should we do now?"

Dai Zihao looked around.

All you see is a piece of yellow sand, desolate and lifeless.

"Find a sandy mound and park the car."

Tang Xingrui did as he was told, and parked the car under a wind-eroded mound.

Dai Zihao: "Stop sideways and stay close to the back."

"okay."

Although he didn't know why, Tang Xingrui put the car's butt against the sandy mound and parked it sideways.Dai Zihao told Lao Li through the intercom intermittently to let the rear of their car park close to the front of the car.

Tang Xingrui immediately understood what the other party meant.

He wanted to use the two cars as their safe haven.

The wind is from the southeast, but unfortunately, the entire Yardang landform is southeast-northwest, not only does not have the slightest effect of blocking the wind, but also increases the wind speed through the narrow tube effect.

At this time, the two cars became their only shelter.

As soon as the car was parked, the strong wind over there swept the yellow sand over here, and their visibility was reduced to a distance of ten meters in an instant.

Dai Zihao wrapped the cotton scarf around his nose and mouth, opened the door and jumped out of the car.

Tang Xingrui followed suit and got out of the car.

"Go back?" He asked the other party loudly, afraid that Dai Zihao couldn't hear him.Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, even if he covered his mouth and nose with a scarf or poured a large mouthful of sand in, he hurriedly said "Bah bah" twice, and spit out the sand with a bitter face, but he didn't dare to speak anymore .

Dai Zihao was not used to shouting, and wanted to answer the other party, but in the end he didn't say a word. He just raised his hand and pressed Tang Xingrui's shoulder, pointing in a direction for him to go.

Tang Xingrui didn't dare to open his eyes completely because his eyes were dim. At this time, the benefits of long eyelashes were reflected, at least they could block sand and dirt.He was entertaining himself thinking, squinting slightly to look in the direction Dai Zihao pointed.

In fact, nothing can be seen.

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Dai Zihao guessed that he probably didn't see what was just now, so he shook his head and didn't say anything, but walked to the back of the car step by step.

Tang Xingrui hurriedly followed, with Lao Li and Xu Shanqing trailing behind.

[Although it is inappropriate to say this at this time, they really trust Dai Zihao and followed without questioning]

[They didn't have any doubts, but I have quite a few, so why did they get out of the car?Wouldn't it be better to stay in the car to block the sand and dust? 】

[When the car falls into the water, do you hide in the car or escape quickly?In fact, it is the same reason. The wind and sand can submerge the vehicle in the yellow sand to a certain extent. As long as this happens, it will be difficult to open the door again.How much oxygen is in the car?In the end, he ended up dying from lack of oxygen. 】

[But isn't Tang Xingrui very strong?Let him open it up]

[Who dares to bet?Are you here to gamble?Take four lives?Even if he can open it, can you ensure that the oxygen in the car is not exhausted before the sandstorm is over? 】

When human beings face danger, they will instinctively choose to escape, but they forget that sometimes inaction is the greatest danger.

The other party stopped talking.

Dai Zihao walked very slowly, feeling his way along the outer wall of the car step by step.

At this time, the eyesight is blocked, and the only thing you can trust is the real and hard touch under your hands.

Tang Xingrui didn't dare to look up now, all his hair was blown wildly, a lot of it was stuck on his face and blocked his sight, even so he couldn't brush the hair off his face, all his energy now And all the strength of the whole body was used to fight against the dust this time.

Every time they step into the sand and then pull it out, it is a physical exertion for them.Tang Xingrui could only see the black Martin boots in front of him with a little vision.

I don't know what Dai Zihao showed him just now.

As he thought, he stretched out his hand and tugged at the figure that was about to be swallowed by the yellow sand.Rather than touching the cold iron sheet, he seems to prefer to step on the opponent's footprints.

Even in this ghostly weather, the invisible footprints can be instantly submerged by yellow sand.

Dai Zihao understood what he meant and walked a little slower.

The lens was completely covered by yellow sand, and the visibility plummeted.It seemed that this place was no longer the continent they were familiar with, let alone the lifelong yearning of countless free souls.

Here, it's like a different world.

The strong wind pierced the eardrums, and the loud whistling was numb to the ears.There seems to be a monster behind the tumbling yellow cloud, lurking secretly with its bloody mouth wide open, looking mockingly at this group of tiny human beings who dare to challenge nature.

It's still dark in the daytime.

Tang Xingrui's mind was empty, only the hollow and numb counting sound remained in his mind.

One step, two steps, three steps...

The numbers in his mind were messed up and then reorganized. Although it was only the combined length of the two cars, Tang Xingrui felt that they had traveled a long, long way.After an unknown number of steps, Dai Zihao finally stopped.

Tang Xingrui's hand touched a piece of rough gravel.

The wind on the back of the car is obviously much smaller, but there is still yellow sand flying around. The most frightening thing is that the wind blows the yellow sand falling from the roof of the car and hits you head-on and face-to-face.

Tang Xingrui didn't know how many times his neck was filled with sand like this. He tightened the scarf around his neck and curled himself up forcefully.

The ears seem to be temporarily deaf, and there is no other sound except the whistling of the wind.That voice seemed to have undergone some special treatment after a long time of torture, becoming long and sharp, rough and deep.

Tang Xingrui suddenly felt a little sleepy. He remembered that he had been chatting with Dai Zihao late last night. He didn't know the stars of the Blue Star Era or the legendary Cowherd and Weaver Girl. Dai Zihao used him to be cold In a calm voice, he explained to Tang Xingrui without any impatience.

The atmosphere was too quiet, Tang Xingrui couldn't help feeling drowsy under Dai Zihao's explanation, and finally fell asleep, but was woken up by the other party, who asked him to sleep in the tent or he would lose temperature.

Why did you suddenly think of this?Tang Xingrui thought to himself, but his eyes turned to Dai Zihao involuntarily.

The two were close, but the wind and sand were not small.But Tang Xingrui felt that he could see the other person's face clearly at a certain moment, even the eyelashes that trembled with his breathing.Tang Xingrui didn't know why a boy had such long eyelashes, which seemed to be longer than his own. He secretly compared them in his heart.

There is no way, it is omega's nature to pay attention to appearance and pursue beauty. Even though Tang Xingrui is gradually forgetting this identity, he still cannot avoid...

Became a dog.

Then, under Tang Xingrui's gaze, the slender and curly eyelashes trembled slightly, revealing the amber pupils underneath, blinking, looking at him with a little doubt.

Tang Xingrui subconsciously smiled at the owner of those eyes, and then realized that the lower half of his face was covered, and the other party couldn't see his smile, so he was a little frustrated, but then used his right hand Showing love, she blatantly shook her head in front of Dai Zihao's eyes.

Dai Zihao was silent for a while, then reached out and pressed Tang Xingrui's protruding head back.

Some netizens have excellent eyesight, saw this scene vaguely, and almost laughed their heads off.

[Brother Hao: It’s alright, I got it, hurry up and be honest, don’t be a monster]

[2333, actually, I guess Dai Zihao doesn't understand what that gesture is, so Tangtang, don't hurry up and get the partner! 】

[Have you started drinking yet? ?No, take me one!Where can I find materials? 】

[Why don't you drink?They are really too sweet!Last time in Qinling, when Xiao Hao wanted to test Tang Tang's temperature but was grabbed by the other party, I started to knock!And behind Xiaohao took Tangtang to dive into the water, and Tangtang came out to defend him and support him balabala]

As soon as the other party said it, it was a long list. There were so many words that it could not fit on one screen, which made many netizens stunned.

Therefore, CP fans are always the best existence to support, they can always deduct sugar for you from various strange angles, and then produce food like a perpetual motion machine.

Anyway, the screen was blurred, and the poor group of four was squatting in the corner to avoid the wind and sand, and there was nothing to see. Netizens started to post barrage, and they were successfully caught by the barrage to this pair of CPs. I went to dig food by myself.

And when they saw only a few CP super chats and pitifully few fan productions, they fell into speechless silence.And the netizen who lured them over was waving a small handkerchief and shyly welcoming them in the super chat.

The new cp fan's eyes darkened, then he gritted his teeth and decided to roll up his sleeves and do it himself!

If there is no food, create food!

So, CP fans are always the best existence to support, because there will never be a shortage of perpetual motion machines among them.

===

The sandstorm lasted for an entire hour before it stopped its raging pace, and the natural world showed a slightly tolerant face, letting go of the travelers who were surviving in the desert.

Tang Xingrui pawed vigorously a few times with his hands.The hand waving wildly in the air was grabbed, and then a familiar force pulled him up.

With the help of this force, he managed to get out of the sand pile.

"Bah, bah, bah!" Tang Xingrui opened his mouth and spit out all the sand in his mouth, frowning tightly.

He felt a lot heavier in his body—the added weight of the sand.For this reason, he stood on the spot and jumped several times, shaking out a lot of sand, which fell to the ground with a crash.

Then he and Dai Zihao pulled out Lao Li and Xu Shanqing who were still struggling in the sand, one by one.

After Lao Li was lifted up by Tang Xingrui, he didn't sit up immediately, but turned over and lay on his back on the ground, looking at the blue sky, wishing that nothing had happened, moved his mouth.

"Grandma's, I almost suffocated inside..."

Xu Shanqing's feet were limp, and after thanking Dai Zihao, he slumped on the ground, disregarding his own image for a moment. He took a deep breath, and then coughed a while due to the sand remaining in his mouth and nose.

"I really... thought for a moment that this damn sandstorm would never stop." He smiled wryly, coughing and saying.

A full hour.

When you don't have a mobile phone or any entertainment tools, you will feel that an hour is extremely long, not to mention the four of them who are in a desperate situation, this hour is like a year.

Xu Shanqing spread out her palm, and the palm of her right hand was bloody and bloody from the pinch of her nails, leaving a deep mark.

"Push the car out." Dai Zihao frowned and looked at the car stuck in the sand.

Using them as a safe haven is a decision made out of desperation, and that's when the trouble manifests itself.

The sand pile has covered half of the car door, and the car next to the sand mound has no point of strength, making it even more difficult to get out of the sand.

"Let it come out..." Xu Shanqing couldn't help but glance at Tang Xingrui as he spoke.

Tang Xingrui, who was clutching a corner of the scarf and shaking the sand vigorously in disgust, felt a few scorching gazes, turned his head in doubt, and met the three pairs of eyes that implied deep meaning.

"...?"

What's the meaning?What are you doing? !

Tang Xingrui was alert for a second.

【...I'm afraid, I understand what the three of them mean】

【+1...me too】

【I really don’t think there’s anything I don’t understand...but I still think it’s funny in the weirdness at this moment】

[Okay, the next thing you are watching is the show about the fans of the Red Mansion——Xiaobailian pulls up the weeping willows upside down, Tang Cries and Punches Town Kansai Desert Pulling Special]

Old Li: "Little Tang... No, Brother Tang, I think pushing a car is not a piece of cake for you!"

Xu Shanqing pushed up her glasses and said in a serious tone: "Stop hiding your strength, come on, dear, we will encourage you mentally by the side."

Tang Xingrui wanted to curse.

To put it nicely, what kind of spiritual encouragement, don't make it so beautiful and refined to say that being a vegetarian meal on the wall is just doing nothing!

He moved his gaze to the last person——

Then I saw Dai Zihao push a step aside to make room for him.

Although he didn't say a word, Tang Xingrui gritted his teeth somehow and saw what he meant.

"You can let you go."

[Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Take the bamboo shoots! 】

[The bamboo shoots on the mountain are gone?Anyway, leave some food for the pandas! 】

[Tang Xingrui: Are you serious about taking a half-step back~Small movements hurt so much~]

[In front, why can you make a voice? ? 】

Tang Xingrui: Why should he, a weak little star, suffer such an unbearable burden of life?Does he look like the kind of big guy who can push a whole car?

is it?

The other three told him with their eyes: Yes, that's right.

Tang Xingrui: So annoying, I want to abstain :(

===

Tang Xingrui himself didn't know how the final situation had evolved into what it is now, and he was even a little dazed in his mind.

Lao Li sat in the driver's seat and lit the fire, put his arm on the car window and said to Tang Xingrui who was standing beside the front of the car: "Brother Tang, you are my own brother, please!"

Tang Xingrui put his hand on the front of the car and urged Lao Li: "Stop talking nonsense, push it out quickly."

Pull it down early, and he has to get in the car to change clothes.

Tang Xingrui moved his neck uncomfortably, the grit sticking to his clothes made his skin red.

Of course, it was impossible for Xu Shanqing and Dai Zihao to let him push the cart alone, and they all went to help.

The engine was on, and Lao Li looked at the three people standing in front of the car. At this time, everyone was standing together, walking hand in hand for a difficult problem!He felt a passion burning in his chest.

This is not a simple cart, what did he see from inside?

He saw unity!I see the passion! !I saw the vitality! ! !

Lao Li's face turned red with excitement, and his voice was unprecedentedly passionate: "Okay, come on! Brothers, I'm shouting, let's push together! One, two, three—use...!"

His word "force" got stuck in his throat, choking him so much that he almost lost his breath.

The car was pushed out.

If you have to add an attributive in front, it must be "very easy".

Old Li was like a cock whose neck had been strangled, screaming and then falling silent.

Tang Xingrui clapped his hands: "Okay, hurry up and get off."

Xu Shanqing let go of her hand that had just touched it and hadn't warmed it yet, and pushed her glasses to try to cover up her pretentiousness.

Dai Zihao stepped forward, opened the car door with difficulty from the sand, and got in.

So the second car went up and down a few times along the height of the sand pile, and was easily pushed out.

[Is this Nima pushed out so easily? ? ?Why am I so unbelievable? ? ? 】

[Come here for the first time, just get used to it.The Vicissitudes of Lighting Cigarettes.jpg]

[To be honest, I'm numb, even if I see Tang Xingrui breaking boulders on his chest and stepping on light bulbs with both feet, I won't be surprised now]

[No, I still want to be surprised and give Tangtang some face [serious face]]

[The strong man who put Zai Zai's face into his chest and crushed a big rock... I'm sorry I won't get better orz]

[? ?In the front, why do you want to lead me astray?I won't be okay either! ! 】

Netizens were still discussing whether it was feasible for Tang Xingrui to smash the boulder in his chest and where he should go to perform this stunt, when his eyes went dark and there was nothing left.

【? ? ? 】

【Who blindfolded me?Do you want to kidnap?I am the young master of the Tang family, I have enough money to pay the ransom! 】

【Oh Leak, why did the words I finally forgot appear again...】

[I have a problem with this person, I like to embarrass others, take the seat of Tang Chen and give it to Tangtang, after all, the young master of the Tang family has to have noodles [狗头]]

"Change clothes, don't look." Tang Xingrui's voice came from the darkness.His voice was hoarse and slightly panting because of the long time without dripping water and using a lot of force just now.

[Okay husband, I will be an obedient husband!shy.jpg]

[?I know your id, aren't you a big fan of 'sugar bag' cp fans? ? 】

[Ham, sister, you are still young and you don’t understand, cp can have a lot of right, but if the husband misses it, he will be gone! 】

[srds, Tang Xingrui's voice is quite...sucking~]

[Tang Xingrui's voice was panting because of the force, he bit the man's rolling Adam's apple, and his voice was vague: "Relax...it hurts me", his eyes were full of grievances, and the end of his eyes were burning red because of lack of love ...]

[Fuck, shit, shit! !Why do you drive without a word? !Is this something I can watch for free! 】

[Leave the name of the flower market before leaving, sister! ! 】

Just as everyone was happily discussing why Tang Xingrui's voice suddenly changed and he drove off with a bullet screen, the screen went black again.

Yes, again.

This time, instead of being able to see the darkness with shallow light, the entire screen is pitch black.

[? ?what happened?Internet down? 】

[Ahhh, although I can't hear the sound and can't see the picture, it's the critical moment!Why is it gone?Gone! 】

Just when all the netizens were screaming and screaming, a string of bright red characters rolled over in the center of the screen:

"The host had illegal pornographic operations during the live broadcast, and the platform then closed the live broadcast room and imposed a related penalty of suspending the broadcast for one day. I hope you will take this as a warning and strictly control the scale and orientation."

Netizens: ... Meow meow?

[The platform is really... so cruel that everyone is banned, I have learned from it]

[So why is it illegal to be pornographic? ?Cat fan you come out to give an explanation! 】

Maofan is the platform for the live broadcast of the program group, and has signed an exclusive contract.

The administrator who was complained many times by the netizens who watched the live broadcast went online calmly, and the reason given was "to guide the netizens in the live broadcast room to make inappropriate pornographic remarks."

Netizen: Well, the clown is actually himself.

At this time, Tang Xingrui shook the device in his hand, and said strangely: "Is it broken? Why is there no picture? Or is there no signal?"

He poked his head over and looked at the device in Dai Zihao's hand: "Your device is fine."

He could only see the screen above, but not the barrage.At this time, the barrage in Dai Zihao's live broadcast room suddenly doubled.

No need to ask, all of them escaped from Tang Xingrui's side.

[Don't dare to drive, don't dare to drive, I won't even sit in a stroller in the future! 】

[Green 'clean net', start from the side, start from you and me.Did you clean the Internet today? 】

The program team called. Dai Zihao picked up the bulky satellite phone, hummed a few times and hung up.

"What's wrong? Is it a problem with my equipment?" Tang Xingrui ran around with the useless equipment in his hand, pretending to be looking for a signal.

"Your live broadcast room has been blocked." Dai Zihao held him back from running around, trying to make him stay in his seat honestly. "The director asked you to use one with me first."

"Oh." Tang Xingrui was obediently pushed back to his original position, and he responded in a daze, and then realized, "Oh, that's not right, why is my live broadcast room blocked?"

Dai Zihao's voice was still calm, but his speaking speed was much faster than usual.

"Spreading obscene pornography."

Tang Xingrui:? ? ?

He suddenly thought of a fact, took a deep breath, turned pale, and grabbed Dai Zihao's arm weakly.

"Is your technology... so advanced?"

This little broken device actually saw his naked body through his clothes? ?

Tang Xingrui thought, where is the hand?

Quick, pinch him!