Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

Naruto Uzumaki never thought that he could have so many friends.

When he was very young, he didn't understand why everyone didn't want to play with him. Adults didn't like him, and children also bullied him.He always plays tricks in order to attract everyone's attention, and then everyone hates him even more, such a vicious circle.

Thinking about it carefully, my life seems to have started to change after graduating from ninja school and entering the seventh class. With companions and teachers, the relationship with other people has gradually improved little by little.In the end, I was able to sit in the position of Hokage and change Konoha into what I wanted, thanks to the same batch of Shikamaru Sai and others.The only fly in the ointment is that his two most important companions left the village after giving him a mouthful of dog food and never came back.

Apart from these people, there are even more special ones, such as Gaara, who is also a tailed orc Churiki, and suffered the same rejection and neglect as a child.I didn't become like Gaara, I should attribute it to the three-generation grandfather who occasionally secretly appeared to play with him, and Mr. Iruka.

It's not that he is wronged, Uzumaki Naruto has never forgotten what he suffered in his childhood, it's just that he didn't let the dark clouds cover the entire sky.Later, on some issues of Konoha, such as the advisory group and the family, the thunder method used also had reasons for what he encountered when he was young.

He remembers listening to a ninja’s report once, staring at him for a minute, then smiling and saying that he still remembers that ninja threw stones at him when he was young, and after the ninja turned pale from fright, he smiled and said it was just a joke .Afterwards, Shikamaru said that he laughed so hard that he was glad that he didn't become a terrible person.

"Well, in fact, I should thank the third generation of grandpa. He made my wish to be recognized by everyone as Hokage, not to destroy Konoha who did not agree with me." That's what Naruto Uzumaki said at the time.

In fact, he has already destroyed Konoha, the Konoha that he faintly loathes, has been destroyed in his hands, and there is a brand new Konoha, a Konoha that he likes and is willing to protect.

It's always nice to say goodbye to an old friend.The job that Sasuke arranged for Naruto was entrusted.It is to let him mix with the ninja in the outer village, and mysteriously tell some rumors about the strange things in the Uchiha Memorial Park.

"Those people must never have imagined that a child with a silly face like you, Naruto, would lie, and they would be sure that there is a secret of the Uchiha clan in the Uchiha Memorial Park." Sasuke said.

So dozens of Naruto's shadows went to the village to serve as trustees.His true self stood in front of the Konoha gate, and together with Sakura lamented that it was a pity that Sasuke's brains did not go into business.

Since the construction of the Uchiha Memorial Park started, the money obtained from Kado has been spent like water. Naruto and Sakura are not worried about the money, but worried that Sasuke will spend all the money, and they will return to the D-class In the fear of task domination.

"On the bright side, we can take on C-level missions after the Chunin exams. At least we won't be playing with cats, walking dogs and weeding." Naruto comforted Sakura.

"No, Sasuke will definitely not be reconciled, he will definitely think of a more terrifying way to torture us." Sakura's face turned pale.

Unexpectedly, it was just a Chunin exam, and the Uchiha Memorial Park would soon return to its original value.In addition to the most basic entrance fee, there are various fee items after entering the park. If you don’t have to pay, you can only watch it.

It's very demeanor of a black-hearted tour group.Sakura tells Naruto that Sasuke must be a profiteer if he does business.

Even though Sasuke promised to have a generous salary every day, both of them lacked interest, until the group from Sand Hidden Village came to the Konoha registration office, Naruto's eyes lit up, and he happily ran towards Gaara in the crowd.

Unsurprisingly, he was blown away by a sand fist. Sandfall Gaara looked at Naruto with emotionless eyes. If his sister Temari hadn't tremblingly persuaded his younger brother not to do anything in other villages, Naruto might have been killed. Sandfall was buried.

The Naruto who was sent flying got up intact, and continued to squeeze to Gaara's side unyieldingly. In Naruto's eyes, Gaara is just a poor little person immersed in loneliness. How could fellow Jinjuriki not help? ?He and Gaara have been good friends for many years, they are familiar with each other once.

In less than half an hour, Sakura looked at Naruto who was able to go shopping side by side with Gaara and sighed in her heart. Maybe Naruto really has the halo of the protagonist, and she let go of Kazekage's defenses so easily.When she was Hokage, the relationship between Sand Ninja Village and Konoha had always been very good, and it was also thanks to Naruto and Kazekage being good friends.

Thinking about Nagato and Kirabi again, Sakura stared at Naruto's face carefully for a minute, no matter how she looked, she didn't look like a heartthrob!

At this time, Naruto Uzumaki, the heartthrob, is facing a dilemma. On one side is his new friend Gaara, who just patted his chest and said that he would take him to eat the most famous and delicious Ichiraku ramen in Konoha. It was captured by Sasuke.

Sasuke is very angry that Naruto didn't work hard but went to make friends. "I paid you!" Sasuke rolled his eyes, he felt that the friendly relationship between him and Naruto was the same as Illumi and Hisoka, what would Illumi do at this time? "If you break the contract, you will have to pay double the liquidated damages."

Naruto, who is exhausted from doing tasks but is still poor: "...I remember that I have a lot of money with you."

"Then how can it be the same? The money is your investment in Uchiha Park. Although we have a good relationship, we still need to make things clear." Sasuke said solemnly.

"If you kill him, you don't have to pay." The new friend Gaara gave Naruto a serious suggestion, "I can help."

Um?Sasuke's eyes lit up when he looked at Gaara, I like this style of acting!

It ended up being three people going to Ichiraku Ramen together.

After eating a bowl of hot ramen, the three of them who drank the last sip of soup in their hands became good friends, especially after Sasuke knew that Gaara was the son of Kazekage, he warmly invited him to visit the newly built Uchi Wave Memorial Park.

"Because we are friends, there is no charge." He said generously to Gaara.

However, Maki, the teacher of Sand Ninja Village, does not want Renzhuriki from his village to get too close to Konoha’s people. They came to Konoha this time to conspire with Yinnin Village to carry out Konoha’s collapse plan. The biggest weapon cannot enter the village. What's the matter with Konoha's people abducting him within an hour?

He tried his best to prevent Gaara and Konoha's two little ghosts from leaving. The cruel Gaara exploded on the spot. A giant hand made of sand stretched out from the gourd behind him, pinching Maki and was about to fall. A rain of blood.

"Stop!" Sasuke shot faster than Naruto, and Gaara was knocked to the ground by a flower in front of his eyes. Even the sand didn't have time to protect him, and he was punched firmly in the face.

Gaara got up in the blink of an eye, the protective film made of sand on his face fell off half of his face, the killing nature gained the upper hand, and he shifted his target to Sasuke, the hour-long friendship was about to be broken.

Machi sat in the corner with a dazed face and watched Konoha's boy fight with Ichijuriki from their village. Gaara was beaten and rolled on the ground several times without using any powerful ninjutsu. , got all ash.

This is unbelievable for Gaara who can control the sand. It’s not that he doesn’t want to use ninjutsu. He wants to crush the opponent with a sand waterfall funeral. When he is beaten, he wants to wrap himself in sand, but the opponent’s shot is too strong Hurry up, although it's not very powerful, it's more than enough to prevent him from using ninjutsu.

The sand will always automatically protect him, so blood and pain are novel experiences for Gaara.There was another kind of excitement of meeting an opponent, completely forgetting that we had made an appointment to go to Uchiha Park to play together just now, and the shots were even more merciless.

Sasuke didn't expect his new friend to be so difficult, he took the initiative to stop Pure because he didn't want to steal the limelight from Uchiha Park.This kind of news that Ninja crushed the leading teacher to death in the street must be horrifying, and the heat of the Uchiha Memorial Park will be taken away.It's just that as soon as he made a shot, he was entangled and couldn't stop.

In the end, Naruto also joined the battle, and Sasuke took the opportunity to jump out of the ring, and when the Chunin who maintained Konoha's law and order came, he stood on the side of the road with his hands behind his back, like a crowd of onlookers.

After being restrained, Gaara gradually calmed down, a bewildered expression appeared on his bruised and purple face, and he looked at Sasuke and Naruto nervously.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, my friend, it's just like this." Naruto said indifferently, "Let's go Gaara, let's go to Sasuke's family park to play together."

After a fight, the relationship between the three of them got better, and they walked away with their shoulders linked.Leaving behind Ma Ji with a confused face, he first watched Ren Zhuli being beaten, and then watched Ren Zhuli happily follow him away.

He was anxiously preparing to send a message to Kazekage that after the Chunin exam, Gaara might not be able to take him back.

Sasuke took Naruto Gaara around the Uchiha Memorial Park, and frankly asked Gaara to do a lot of publicity for Uchiha Park in Sand Ninja Village.Gaara nodded, and when he went back that night, he forced the dozen or so people who came from Sand Ninja to visit Uchiha Park and buy a full set of tickets.

Under the threat of Gaara Sako, the business of Uchiha Memorial Park exploded the next day.

"You're so lucky, this is the last ticket for today." Asmaban convened temporarily, and the ticket seller became Sasuke himself. Now he can understand Brother Illumi's obsession with the nun, no Why the revitalization of the Uchiha clan is simply a great feeling of being rich!

Sasuke handed the last ticket to the woman wearing the forehead of Cao Yin Village, because the other party looked twice because of her age, "It's not easy to take the Chunin exam at such an age, isn't it?"

Orochimaru dressed as a woman: ...

"Are you the last member of the Uchiha family?" He looked at the smiling Sasuke. He thought he would be a gloomy kid who was completely occupied by hatred, but he didn't expect so many things to happen.It is very different from what was described in the previous information.

"Don't talk nonsense, I still have an older brother!" Sasuke retorted, and based on the time, if Kakuto obeyed the agreement and gave the stone to the cheaper brother Uchiha Itachi, maybe there would be an extra nephew who was not yet born.

"Oh?" Orochimaru was quite surprised, "I heard that your brother killed the whole family, don't you hate him?" The dark voice was full of temptation and temptation, "Don't you want to take revenge?"

The blood-stained night appeared in his mind again, and Sasuke shook his head, shaking the scene that had been experienced countless times out of his mind. "Revenge? Am I already taking revenge now?" Thinking of Uchiha Itachi's current state, he showed a relieved smile. "Do you think revenge is murder? It's too narrow!"

How important Uchiha Itachi is to him now!Whether the Uchiha family can be revitalized depends on his stomach.Whoever dares to touch Uchiha Itachi Sasuke is probably going to fight him desperately!

"In this case, why don't you accompany me around the park?" Orochimaru laughed twice, the child's thoughts are really interesting.It reminded him of the brief contact with the young Uchiha Itachi in front of the Memorial Monument, the child of the Uchiha family, the idea is really wonderful.

"Okay, I need to add more money." Anyway, there is nothing to do next, Sasuke is going to go home, and by the way, he can make money by accompanying tourists around the clan land, why not do it?

The Uchiha Memorial Park includes all the lands of the Uchiha tribe, and even the Nanga Shrine.After repairs, the ruined clan land was restored to its former cleanliness, and the Uchiha family's Uchiha clan emblem can be seen everywhere, but the Uchiha clan is no longer seen on the spacious and flat streets.

"Aren't you afraid that the secrets of the Uchiha clan will be discovered by others?" Orochimaru asked Sasuke, who was enthusiastically selling adventure games to him.

"So what if they found out? Could it be that they can still make a pair of Sharingan?" Sasuke asked nonchalantly.

Standing under the Uchiha Madara statue in the middle of the park, Orochimaru looked at Uchiha Madara who was holding a fire fan and wearing armor. His face was detailed and Uchiha-like.

Dou is the village where Orochimaru is placed in Konoha, and Uchiha Sasuke is the reincarnation container that Orochimaru is optimistic about. There are rumors and legends about Uchiha in the village, and Dou also reported to Orochimaru. "The village actually allows you to do this."

Konoha's suspicion of the Uchiha clan is deeply rooted, otherwise this clan with the strongest pupil technique would not have been unknown in several ninja battles.As a student of the third generation, Orochimaru also came into contact with the core layer of Konoha when he was in Konoha, and knows the situation of the Uchiha clan in Konoha well.

Konoha is going to Uchiha. At this time, the statue of Uchiha Madara can still be erected in the village. It seems that if you treat Uchiha Sasuke with the attitude of treating children, you may suffer.

"Not allowed? If you don't allow me to leave Konoha and build a new one, then Konoha will have nothing to do with it." Sasuke said easily.

"Oh? Do you mean to betray Konoha?" Orochimaru's golden vertical pupils were full of excitement, and he became more and more likable, Sasuke Uchiha.

"Betray Konoha? I don't think this is a good idea." Sasuke shook his head, "The establishment of Konoha is the result of Uchiha and Senju's hard work. Now Uchiha is the only one left, and my will is Uchiha's will .I left the village, Uchiha didn't want Konoha anymore."

"And I think this relationship is very strange. Strictly speaking, the ninja and the village are actually an employment relationship. The client issues the commission, the village acts as a middleman to earn the difference, and we get a commission for performing the task. The ninja is just a job, because I want to It is too unreasonable to be chased and killed by the original boss if you change jobs."

"That makes sense." Orochimaru agreed with a smile, "Many people are not as clear as you. If you don't want to stay in Konoha, how about coming to my village? I will give you the power you want." Although there is a big gap between the person in front of him and the information in the pocket, the pursuit should not change too much, right?

"Strength?" Sasuke moved his ears, "Can it make me grow eight-pack abs instantly? I want to grow taller, can I? More than 1.8 meters!"

Orochimaru: ...This really won't work.

"Who?" Sasuke turned his head, thinking it was someone who came in without buying a ticket.

"Long time no see, Uchiha-kun." The handsome Shiro walked out from behind the wall, wearing loose clothes.

"Oh, it's you, are you coming to take the Chunin exam too?" Sasuke's eyes stopped on Shiro's stomach.

"No," Bai Wuxia blushed a little, and he glanced at Orochimaru beside Sasuke. "I want to ask you something, so I took this opportunity to come to Konoha. I just met Haruno, and she told me you are here."

"Oh, do you have it?" Sasuke was a little excited, it seems that the method of using the pregnancy stone is feasible! "how do you feel?"

how does it feel?The smile on Bai Bai's face could hardly last any longer. Do you really want to say such a thing in front of another stranger?Feeling Sasuke's gaze on his stomach, he touched his stomach unconsciously with his hand.

How miraculous, there is actually a little life growing up here.

After Nana said goodbye to Sasuke and his party, Shiro hesitated for a long time before taking the stone with him.A month later, the stone was smashed and destroyed by him, and there was nothing unusual about the flat stomach, Bai almost thought it was a joke played by the child and himself.

Later, I gradually felt a sense of bloating in the abdomen, lethargy and fatigue, and sometimes nausea and vomiting. Bai, who is proficient in medical skills, found that these symptoms were very similar to those in the early pregnancy, so he paid attention to them.

He didn't realize that he was really pregnant until his abdomen swelled slightly, and occasionally felt a rhythmic movement.

Master Zabuzhan, who knew the news, stayed for a full 5 minutes, and then he said with a big sword that he was going to Konoha to chop the kid from the Uchiha family, but Shiro stopped him.

It's just that Shiro couldn't find any way to learn from how to give birth to a child with a man's body. He could only take advantage of Konoha's opportunity to hold the Chunin Exam, and sneaked into Konoha to find Uchiha Sasuke.That day, I only talked about the effect of the pregnancy stone, but I didn't say clearly what to do after pregnancy.

"Have you separated from Zabuza?" Sasuke thought that Zabuza couldn't accept a man's pregnancy, so he threw Shiro away.

"No," Bai shook his head, "Master Zabuzhan has a special status and it is inconvenient to enter Konoha, so he waited outside the village, and I was the only one who came in. Can you talk to me alone, Uchiha-kun."

"Are you a descendant of the Snow Clan?" Orochimaru, who stood aside and listened for a while, finally remembered who this familiar person was, "Possesses the rare Ice Escape Blood Successor." When he was collecting the subordinates of the rare Blood Successor, he once He had heard about this person, and when he looked for him, he got the news that he had left with Kirigakure Rebellious Ninja.

Bai looked vigilantly at the woman beside Sasuke, and a thousand copies of frozen ice appeared on his fingertips.Zabuzhan is a traitor with a very high reward. Konoha has now gathered ninjas from various villages. If he finds the trace of Zabuzhan, it will inevitably lead to a fierce battle.

"But I remember you are a man?" Orochimaru turned his eyes around Bai's face, landed on his Adam's apple, and looked at his hand holding his stomach.

Sasuke immediately felt that this was a good opportunity to promote the pregnancy stone!

"That's right, he's a man, but now he's pregnant, do you think it's amazing? As long as you have the pregnancy stone, a secret item of the Uchiha clan, no matter you are a man or a woman, you can give birth to a lovely child yourself. You see, that ice Apart from him, there is no one else in the Blood Escaping Heir, and now there is another child who owns the Bing Escaping Blood Heir, so there is no need to worry about those rare Blood Escaping being cut off."

"How is it? Do you have any troubles in this regard? You can only buy a pregnancy stone, so that you can enjoy the feeling of being a mother!" Sasuke tried his best to sell to this strange female ninja.

"Whether men or women can get pregnant?" Orochimaru looked long and lingeringly, looking from Shiro's body back to Sasuke's face, trying to see that this was a sign of a joke.

"Of course, the one standing in front of you is a living example!" Sasuke said proudly. "This is the secret prop of the Uchiha family. With it, you don't have to worry about Uchiha's bloodline being cut off." Assistant Zuo reached into the ninja bag and released the pregnancy stone card, and took out a card that looked like a man. Ding Ding's stone, "There is also a gender to choose, absolutely true and reliable!"

Orochimaru looked at the statue of Uchiha Madara with a little more admiration. For the continuation of the family, it is also a very remarkable person to be able to make a man pregnant.

"Would you like to try it? Wear it for a month and realize your dream of being a mother!" Sasuke approached Orochimaru holding the slightly embarrassing pregnancy stone.

Even people with ambiguous gender breakdown like Orochimaru dare not try to get pregnant easily.He refused with a smile, and by the way included Bai in the kidnapping list.

How men have children is also a question worthy of study.Just bring this pregnant man back to Otonin Village and you will know.But this is just incidental, before Orochimaru left, he reluctantly glanced at the delicious Uchiha.

What a beautiful body.

Sasuke, who led Shiro to the Uchiha Mansion, trembled, and looked back at the empty back, feeling like he was being targeted by a snake just now.

Sakura was also invited to the Uchiha house by Sasuke's shadow part/body.

"I don't know about this kind of thing," Sasuke spread his hands, "Sakura, you are a girl and a powerful medical ninja, you should be able to answer Shiro's question, right? I trust you."

Haruno Sakura wonders if she owed Uchiha Sasuke too much in her previous life, so she was allowed to live again to take care of problem children.

"I'm sorry I'm just a girl," Sakura Haruno felt that she couldn't go on like this anymore. Mr. Kakashi was right, Sasuke was used to her and Naruto.Think about it, Sasuke was not so lawless at the beginning, and since he learned about her and Naruto's strength, he has started to make all kinds of troubles. "Do you think an 11-year-old girl would understand about having a baby? My mother told me to go home for dinner and see you later!"

Sakura was dragged back by the crying Sasuke, moaning and dragging the corner of Sakura's clothes, looking at her with wet eyes, she looked pitiful and cute.It once again proved that Uchiha Sasuke is invincible at Haruno Sakura.

Sakura took a deep breath, "First of all, in the medical ninjutsu I learned, I didn't check for pregnant men."

She gave Bai a prenatal checkup according to the way she had learned to check up on pregnant women.When trembling hands touched Shiro's slightly swollen abdomen, Haruno Sakura's heart was broken.With a dull face, he mechanically finished the examination for Bai, "The baby is very healthy." Then he explained a pair of precautions during pregnancy to a man.

"I've also learned a little bit of medical ninjutsu," Bai Ziqian said, "Actually, I'm here this time," he found it hard to say, but when he thought of the fetus in his womb, he felt a sense of compassion. "I want to know how to give birth to a child after full term." After all, the body structure of men and women is very different. Except for the addition of a child in the belly, Bai did not feel any changes in other parts of the body.

"Huh?" Sasuke, who was biting half of a biscuit, looked at him at the same time when he found the two people looking at him. "Why do you ask me? I'm just an 11-year-old baby." He blinked innocently, " I have no experience." He said sincerely.