Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

Facing the innocent Sasuke who was biting a biscuit, the smile on Shiro's face gradually disappeared and turned blank.

Sakura couldn't bear it anymore, and punched Sasuke on the head, so that half of the biscuit in his mouth fell to the ground.Sasuke knelt down with his head in his arms, looking at Sakura tremblingly.

"Sasuke, take responsibility for me!" Since the formation of the seventh class, my hair has become less and less, no matter how I think it is the fault of Sasuke and Naruto!She turned her head to Bai You and said kindly, "Don't worry, it's not good for the child or the mother to worry too much."

Maternal Bai: ... Your words made me even worse.

"Sakura, don't say something so easily misunderstood," Sasuke said while holding his head, "Why should I be responsible if it's not my child?"

"You gave the stone, right?" Sakura asked impatiently, "So strictly speaking, you are the father of the child?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it's not that I don't have it!" Sasuke hurriedly defended, his little face turned pale with fright, how expensive it is to raise a child these days!Why do you want to be a father when you are still in school?If Kurapika found out, it might not be as simple as being spanked, he might have his legs broken. "The stone was made by someone else, I just copied it."

"Wait, didn't you say this is a secret item of your Uchiha family?" Bai also widened his eyes.

"Yeah, am I not Uchiha? This stone has been a secret prop of Uchiha's family since I started, and there is nothing wrong with it!" Assistant Assistant said bluntly, "Don't be afraid, the worst thing is to take out the child by caesarean section. It's okay to leave it to Sakura." Sasuke said with assurance.

"Sasuke, now is not the time to be joking. Do you understand the importance of a child? You can't get away with this matter with this attitude." Sakura took a deep breath to suppress the desire to beat Sasuke, rubbed Said to Sasuke seriously.

"Okay, okay," Sasuke stood up under Sakura's stern gaze, "BOOK!" A book appeared in his hand, he opened it and took out a card, "GIN!" A stack of boxes appeared out of nowhere .

Sasuke picked up a box and opened it. It contained small biscuits. He took out one and handed it to Shiro, "Eat this."

Bai took the biscuit and held it in his hand, hesitating. After the incident with the stone, his trust in Sasuke Uchiha had fallen below the average value. He thought to himself that it would be a big deal to take out the child by caesarean section, but it was just for him Not a serious injury.What Shiro was really worried about was whether the child who was beating in his belly was a normal child even when Uchiha was not sure.

"What is this?" Sakura also took out a biscuit from the box, put it under her nose and smelled it, and the rich creamy aroma penetrated into her nose, "Bai is pregnant now, so you can't eat randomly."

"Sakura, I'm not pregnant." Bai reminded with a smile, every time he heard this word, he felt his self-esteem was stabbed.

"Then...pregnant? You're not married either." Sakura had a headache, which was caused by Sasuke, feeling agitated, she stuffed the biscuit in her mouth, chewed and swallowed it.

Sasuke covered his mouth the whole time and watched.

"What's going on?" Sakura asked strangely, "Sasuke, why did you suddenly become shorter?" The joints and muscles all over the body moaned/groaned in pain, feeling uncomfortable all over, her throat was itchy, and her voice suddenly became strange weird.

"It's not that Uchiha-kun has become shorter," Shiro looked at Sakura incredulously, "It's because you have become taller, Sakura." The lines of his face also changed, making him look more like a boy.

"Huh?" Sakura also felt that a wonderful change occurred in her body in an instant, and she turned into a boy.

"Sasuke," Sakura grinned at Sasuke, "what did you do?"

"Never mind my business, you ate the biscuits yourself." Sasuke widened his eyes, puffed his cheeks and said dissatisfiedly: "Sakura, I think you have changed a lot recently, remember the first time when the seventh class formed?" One day? You still respect me very much.” I don’t know when my position at the top of the pyramid in the seventh class has slowly slipped. Before, Sakura could only hit Naruto, but recently Sakura beat herself up several times. .

"You have to reflect on it." Sasuke said earnestly, "Respect me a little bit."

"I'm sorry, I don't have any thoughts about you anymore." Haruno Sakura smiled. The boy in her memory had been shattered into ashes and blown away by the wind. Now Uchiha Sasuke is a brat who needs strict discipline. "What the hell is this?"

"Hormonal cookies, you can change your gender for 24 hours just by eating one piece. But Sakura, you don't seem to have changed at all." Sasuke's gaze paused on Sakura's chest for a while, "Eat it when you are about to have a baby One piece, you can give birth to a child like a woman." Sasuke said to Bai, "Would you like to try now?"

Bai looked at Sakura, then at the biscuit in his hand, hesitated for a while, touched the child in his stomach, and ate the biscuit with his teeth.Close your eyes and feel the changes in your body. It's a wonderful feeling. When you open your eyes a few seconds later, the most direct feeling is that your chest is heavy.Looking down and seeing the swelling of the chest, Bai almost carried it back in one breath, covered his chest with his hands, and moved away quickly when he touched the softness, standing at a loss.

"Sit down first, and I'll check it for you." Xiao Ying immediately supported Bai. Bai's appearance was like a woman, and with her long hair, it was more likely to be misunderstood.After eating the biscuit, his appearance didn't change much, and the bulge in his chest indicated his current identity as a woman.

Bai was dizzy and was supported by Sakura to sit down, and he hadn't recovered from the shock of becoming a woman.Although he is often misunderstood as a woman, Bai is indeed a man. He can feel it, which is fundamentally different from the transformation technique. Now he is completely transformed into a woman.

Xiao Sakura took the trouble to check Bai again, "It's okay, the baby is fine. If you are in this state, you just need to ask an ordinary obstetrician for help when you give birth."

"I didn't make it clear this time." Sasuke reluctantly took out three small biscuits from the box, "These three biscuits will be given to you for free. The pregnancy period is ten months like a woman's. You can eat the biscuits when the time comes." Already." A set of 20 boxes of hormone cookies, [-] yuan per box, Sasuke copied it, the taste is the same and there is no denaturation effect after eating.

Such a calculation is not enough, two hundred people are not considered a big family, can't men be so delicate and just have a caesarean section?Sasuke sat back angrily and continued to eat his biscuits.

As soon as he ate it, he realized something was wrong. The small biscuits he bought for dinner had a slightly salty taste, but the one in his mouth tasted like sweet cream.

He ate something wrong, and it was too late to throw it up.

In line with the principle of not wasting, even if he became a girl, Sasuke insisted on eating the whole hormone biscuit.

"Okay, now we're even." Sakura said with a smile, she is now a gentle boy, and she looks very pretty when she smiles.

Shiro left the Uchiha house with three small biscuits, and Sasuke, who became a girl, finished eating his own small biscuits for dinner, and was sullen and ready to go to bed.Tomorrow is the Chunin exam, I hope the invigilator will not stop him from taking part just because he has changed his gender.

Sakura went back and forth, and after the sun went down, she knocked on the door of Uchiha House again with her bag.She changed her skirt and wore a neat trouser suit, and she looked like a handsome boy at first glance.

"How can I just eat small biscuits?" Sakura happily dug out Sasuke who was wrapped in a caterpillar under the quilt. It's delicious. Tonight I'm treating guests, and Sasuke can eat whatever he wants." He said very sincerely.

If it wasn't for the new women's yukata she brought, Sasuke would have believed her.

Ladies dress and eat free, it's a tough choice.

Sasuke lay quietly under the quilt and thought for a while, isn't it just women's clothing?When Kurapika kidnapped Kuroro for revenge, he passed through, and Illumi brother passed through for missions, it's no big deal.

The bathrobe is sapphire blue, very complicated and gorgeous, with large clusters of brightly colored flowers, and branches spreading down from the neckline, flaring their teeth and dancing claws on the glowing fabric, and the petals rustling down, piling up on the hem of the clothes, as if To flutter down and sprinkle the fragrance all over the place.

However, this complicated and gorgeous bathrobe cannot take away the brilliance of the owner.He just stood quietly, with a pair of black and white eyes open, his dark hair was tied in the back of his head by Sakura, and a few strands of hair stuck to his fair cheeks.

Putting on clogs and carrying the matching small bag, a delicate and beautiful cutie was dragged by Sakura out of the Uchiha House.

The crow that landed on the branch seemed to be unable to stand still and was blown off by the wind. When it landed in mid-air, it flapped its wings and flew back to the branch. It froze and its head followed Sasuke mechanically.

Seeing the crow, Sakura felt a little guilty. If nothing else, this crow is actually the avatar of Sasuke's big brother Uchiha Itachi, and has been following Sasuke.

"It's so stupid," Sasuke glanced at the crow, "it has wings and it still falls off." Sasuke laughed.

"Sasuke, can you walk slower?" Sakura reminded, "You are a girl now." Can you stop being so bold?She has a delicate appearance and a slender figure. She is clearly a cute little girl in a bathrobe. When she walks, she strides forward and shakes her arms.

"It's cool." Sasuke tried to stand at the door of Uchiha's house, tried to lift his yukata and looked down.There is still a fundamental difference between wearing women's clothing and being a woman.

□□It was a little less, and it was empty and chilly. Sasuke always opened his hips slightly when he walked, which always felt weird.

"Don't lift it, idiot!" Sakura yelled angrily, starting to regret why she couldn't think about seeing Sasuke in a yukata.But when she thought of the extra things on her body, she felt that she couldn't let Sasuke go so easily.Obviously he is also very awkward, so he must drag Sasuke out to go shopping.

Come on, come hurt each other!

Haruno Sakura was cruel, and dragged Sasuke out the door under the motionless gaze of the crow.

*****

"Mr. Itachi, the feelings for Konoha are very complicated." By the fire, Kisame held the firewood to stir up the fire, and the suddenly rising flames brought more heat, resisting the cold wind in the mountains .

Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes and did not speak.

Kisame thinks Uchiha Itachi still has feelings for Konoha, since the reserve member A Fei left the team and the two went to Konoha at full speed, Mr. Itachi's demeanor is not quite right.

Itachi suppressed the nausea caused by the oily smoke from the roasted hare, and shook his head numbly: "I don't have any feelings for Konoha." I just want to know what Konoha did, my younger brother became a younger sister.

The feeling of swelling in the abdomen came again, Itachi let out a breath silently, the side effects of Sharingan are getting more and more serious, I hope it can be delayed until then.

*****

The night market in Konoha is already very lively. Recently, because of the Chunin exam, a large number of people from other villages have poured in. Many people are ready to seize this opportunity to make a fortune. Various Konoha specialties have appeared, and there will be fireworks later. , more lively than festivals.

Sakura took Sasuke for a walk for two streets, her eyes had already become fierce.As a girl who has been troubled by weight loss all year round, she knows how easily a girl's waist and abdomen are affected by food, and Sasuke ate all the way, eating up all the money in her pocket, her waist is still so thin, and her stomach is not at all Drum up.

"Sakura, I want to play that." Sasuke raised his chin, took a bite of Strawberry Daifuku, and motioned for Sakura to pay.Walking over by himself, he squatted down and squeezed into a pile of children, regardless of the hem of the bathrobe dragging on the floor.

"Who?!" The goldfish that was squeezed and trembled, almost fell into the water again, and the kid who cut off a watermelon rind sniffed his nose, turned around and said viciously.Seeing Sasuke squatting next to him, he froze for a moment, and moved aside to make room for Sasuke. "Do you want to come and see?"

Sasuke moved his feet and squeezed in front of the goldfish fishing booth, watching the watermelon-skinned kid holding the last net and slowly lowering it into the water, he spotted a goldfish and lifted it lightly, the paper net broke, and the goldfish swam with its tail. gone.

Sakura paid the money, and the boss handed Sasuke ten paper nets.Sasuke raised his sleeves, exposing Bai Shengsheng's forearms, holding the paper net, he quickly and accurately fished out the one he was looking for.

Fishing for goldfish actually has nothing to do with strength, Sakura poured out the last coin in her wallet, and carefully handed the paper net to the assistant.

"It's the last time. I'll take you home after I catch the last paper net." The former Seventh Hokage-sama is now only an 11-year-old Genin. Sasuke has already spent all of her pocket money for this month.

"No, I'm not someone who will give up halfway." Sasuke said seriously, put the last paper net into the water, caught a goldfish in it and lifted it up slowly. The moment it left the water, the paper net came back again broken.

Sasuke neatly arranged the broken paper net in his hand, and continued to look at Sakura.

"I beg you to give up!" Sakura was about to burst into tears, clenched her fists and was about to explode.

"Hey, let others play with you too." The lazy voice saved Konoha from being destroyed by the enraged ninja. "Really, it's very troublesome."

Sakura was overjoyed, Shikamaru was indeed the most reliable person in Konoha's life!

"That's great Shikamaru," Sakura patted Shikamaru's shoulder vigorously, "I just met you, please send him back, I have to leave beforehand!"

Shikamaru was photographed baring her teeth, muttering to herself that Konoha's female ninjas are more violent than each other, such as his mother, Ino from the same class, and Sakura.Don't offend women easily, it is also the most reasonable saying that Shikamaru inherited from his father, he thinks it is very reasonable.

Women and endless troubles are equated, and offending a woman means being involved in endless troubles.

Looking at the back of Haruno Sakura quickly disappearing into the crowd, Shikamaru, with his hands in his trouser pockets, drooped his eyelids, wondering if it was an illusion, but felt that Sakura was much taller than usual. "What are you playing in the seventh class?" He choked up after seeing the person who was entrusted to him by Sakura.Looking away from the familiar face, he asked listlessly.

Shikamaru feels that this world is a little fantasy. Before graduation, Sasuke Uchiha was recognized by the whole school as a cool guy. He was cold-spoken and had an expressionless face to everyone. Just raising his eyes could make girls scream Again and again.

After graduating and joining the seventh class, the style of painting has taken a turn for the worse, and it has become unrecognizable.For example, Sasuke Uchiha, who is wearing a women's yukata, would have thought it was a prank by Uzumaki Naruto in the past.Recently, Naruto has become much more stable, and he no longer plays pranks, but occasionally laughs so that it makes people chill.

It seems that we have been together for a long time, and the seventh class synthesized it.

Sasuke in front of him obviously had no plans to go back, and he didn't know what he had done. Haruno Sakura, who used to be Sasuke-kun long and Sasuke-kun short, wished to stick to Sasuke every day, ran away in fright.

No matter how you look at it, it is a big trouble, Shikamaru is thinking in his heart what is the success rate of finding Ino and dumping Sasuke to her.

"Little sister, fishing for goldfish requires skill." When the two looked at each other silently, a man with a shaggy beard squatted beside Sasuke, and after paying the money, he took the paper net from the boss, kindly Said to Sasuke: "Do you want my brother to teach you?"

elder brother?Sasuke twitched his ears, and looked at the man's fat and white face, what kind of biscuit do you dare to call yourself my brother?

Shikamaru quickly pushed the man away before Sasuke kicked him, and the swaying shadow under the light entangled the man and pushed him into the crowd.

Seeing the pile of broken paper nets piled up at Sasuke's feet, Shikamaru pulled his hand out of his pocket and scratched his head. "What a hassle."

He took the last paper net from the assistant, "Which one do you want?"

"The red one, the one with the black tail." Sasuke had been fighting with this fish for a long time.Seeing the goldfish that made him fail countless times, staying obediently in the paper net and being caught, Sasuke's life was hit.

"Okay, now you can go home." What to give, Uchiha Sasuke in the village has walked by it countless times.

"No, it's not soulless that I caught with my own hands." Sasuke glanced at the goldfish that Shikamaru caught, and turned his head in disgust. "The boss will come for another twenty nets."

Then nineteen were fished out within 2 minutes.

Uchiha probably doesn't really have much talent in this area, Shikamaru stood behind Sasuke with arms folded.

"Don't choose one that is too big, slowly put the paper net under the goldfish, and pick it up at an angle..." Sasuke felt that the scene in front of him became blurred when the lamp was shaking.It seemed to be a lively festival, someone stood beside him and taught him how to catch goldfish.Holding the paper net, the little one slowly picked up one, and happily carried it home.

The faceless woman gently took the goldfish in his hand and put it in a small glass jar.

Where did the goldfish go?Sasuke thought in a daze, he seems to have been raising that goldfish, changing the water and feeding it every day, why did it disappear?

He thought desperately, and finally found the goldfish deep in his memory. He fell to the ground with the broken fish tank, splashed in the bloody water with his eyes wide open, and finally died.

"Are you okay?" Shikamaru asked with a frown, seeing Sasuke's expression was wrong. "Aren't you fishing?"

Sasuke looked at the paper net in his hand, wondering, he seemed to have thought of something just now, but why he forgot it again.

He shook his head and dipped the paper net in his hand into the water.

Shikamaru sighed silently, a strand of black shadow under his feet branched out, wrapped the paper net along Sasuke's arm silently, grabbed the goldfish in the net, tied it to the bamboo ring at the edge, and lifted the goldfish up stand up.

Not easy, really not easy.Sasuke walked back with the goldfish.

"It's a pity that it's too small. I'm afraid the soup won't taste good." Sasuke said regretfully.

Shikamaru rubbed his ears, did he hear something strange just now?

"It would be great if I could get a few more." In the transparent plastic bag, one from Sasuke and one from Shikamaru were waving their fins and spitting bubbles leisurely, not knowing that they were coming soon tragic fate.

"Such two little ones, why don't you just apply some oil and roast them?" Sasuke licked his lower lip, "It's very beautiful, and the taste should be very good."

"Hey Shikamaru!" Choji, who always carried snacks in his arms, called Shikamaru's name from afar. "You bastard, what are you talking about, you want to go home alone because you are bored, so you are shopping with girls!"

"What what???" Ino, who was a few steps behind, squeezed forward, and saw Shikamaru standing side by side with a girl in a yukata, who was still holding a goldfish in her hand, "Really!" It's just what the girl thinks Look so familiar?

"You go first," Shikamaru said to Sasuke, "Before Ino recognizes you." He yawned, tears welling from the corners of his eyes, "I'm going home too. And the goldfish in your hand, This is an ornamental fish, so it cannot be eaten." Even if it could, two thumbs as big as this are not enough to fit between the teeth.

Sasuke was shocked: "What?! Can't eat it?! Then what should I fish for?"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes covertly, Sasuke Uchiha died such an ignorant person, and the money you spent on paper nets is enough for you to eat fish for a week.

Sasuke, who was overly sad, staggered away with a plastic bag because the fish he took so much pains to catch could not be eaten, leaving Shikamaru to be questioned by the curious Ino.

"If you can't eat it, what would I do with it?" Standing in Uchiha's yard, Sasuke untied the plastic bag, and came out with fish and water.The water flowed on the stone slab, soaking the slate into a dark color, and the brightly colored goldfish fluttered on the slate, and finally died quietly.