Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"Haruno Sakura?" The examiner holding the exam registration form glanced at the photo on the form, and then looked up at the three ninjas standing in front of him. "The seventh class led by Hatake Kakashi Jonin?"

"Yes." The handsome boy with cherry hair stood up straight, followed by two lovely girls.On the left is the one with black hair and fair skin, and on the right is the one with blonde hair, blue eyes and a lovely smile.Haruno Sakura standing in the middle is a sure winner in life.

"Tsk," the examiner smacked his lips, picked up the seal and stamped the form, and gave them the number plate. "I really know how to play."

Two men and one woman are the basic configuration of the Konoha team. On the registration form, there are also two boys and one girl, but when they came to the review office, it was replaced by a boy and two girls.The examiner took them as pranks using the transformation technique, but did not see that the three had really changed genders.

Originally, only Sakura and Sasuke were recruited, and the hormonal cookie that lasted for 24 hours could not be changed on the first day of the Chunin exam.In the noble spirit of uniting with his companions, Sasuke took out a hormone cookie and gave it to Naruto as breakfast.

"It's okay, as long as you are happy." Naruto, who became a blonde girl, smiled brightly. For him who developed sex/seduction at the age of 11, this is not a problem at all.

The matter of changing gender is no pressure for the seventh class.Even Sakura said that she saw too much of the extra thing when she learned anatomy, so she didn't care.Dressed in a neat men's outfit, he brought two girls with him and came to take the exam.

"Sasuke, we're good friends, right?" Naruto, who was combed with ponytails by Sakura, asked Sasuke, who had his head pricked by Sakura. "I also ate the biscuit you handed me." Naruto knew something was wrong when he took it, Sasuke was definitely not the kind of person who would give the snacks in his hand to others.If you want to eat, the answer is yes, you have to pay.

"Well, of course, Naruto, of course we are good friends, like friends like Illumi-san and Hisoka. I am sad that you question our friendship like this."

Naruto hurriedly shut up, Sasuke's sadness can only be healed by money, and he also wanted to save the money to eat two more meals of Yile ramen.

"As a friend, can I seriously ask you one thing?" Naruto said, "During the first exam, no matter what happens, please persevere until the end and never give up."

Sakura leaned on the wall and smiled silently.

"Don't laugh at Sakura! This is a very serious matter!" Naruto was anxious, "It's not like you don't know that this is the only Chunin exam that suits me best."

According to Naruto's investigation, the current exam is the only one that can be passed with a blank paper. In the subsequent Chunin exams, each written exam takes up a very important part.Including the time when he was admitted to the Chunin after the war, being pressed by Mr. Iruka while reading a book and feeling nauseated, it was even more painful than beating Kaguya Otsutsuki again.

So Naruto made up his mind to pass this time.

Life is a complex and changeable thing, and it is not something you can easily win by doing it all over again.For example, the biggest variable in this exam is his companion Uchiha Sasuke.

Since Uchiha Park was built, Sasuke had the urge to give up being a ninja and go back to buy tickets.Think about the first psychological battle of Morino Ibiki, it may be in Sasuke's arms, let him give up the exam and be a happy ninja forever, use the shadow/body to do D-level tasks every day, the deity is sitting at the gate of the Uchiha Memorial Park to charge .

"Actually, I have inside information," Naruto could only say to Sasuke who didn't know why, "It doesn't matter whether the topic will be done or not, as long as you sit until the end, you will be able to pass it. This is the best opportunity, if If you miss it, you will have to take the real written test." Naruto said painfully, "This is my request for the rest of my life."

Sasuke blinked without speaking.

"Ichiraku ramen for half a month." Naruto felt a pain in his heart, "plus two meals of barbecue."

"I will, we are good friends after all." Sasuke tilted his head and said, "I want to eat the barbecue from the third place on West Street."

"What are you doing, wide-faced Sakura!" Ino walked over with her classmates Choji and Shikamaru, and was a little shocked by the smile of the male version of Sakura, her cheeks were flushed, and she immediately became serious when she saw Sasuke with the ball head . "Forget about you and Naruto, don't let Sasuke-kun do strange things with you all the time!"

In Ino's heart, it must be Sakura and Naruto who are messing around, and Sasuke-kun must have agreed to wear women's clothes for the sake of unity!But as expected of Sasuke-kun, he looks so charming in women's clothing!

And why is Naruto so good-looking after turning into a woman!Don't think she didn't see the thick-browed little Li in the first year of high school staring at Naruto just now!

"This is the team building activity of our seventh class." Sakura agreed casually, anyway, neither Sasuke nor Naruto had any resistance to becoming a woman.

"Yo, Gaara!" Seeing his good friend, Naruto waved hello.

Gaara stared at a pair of panda eyes, looking expressionlessly at the girl who greeted him enthusiastically.

"It's me, it's me, Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto said cheerfully.

Temari standing next to Gaara was wondering at first when his younger brother met such a cute girl. Hearing this, he took a closer look and found that it was Naruto Uzumaki who became friends with Gaara just after entering the village. person?

Temari was in a mess, and when Naruto stepped forward to talk to Gaara, he took a step forward to block his younger brother.Although she dared not get too close to him because of Gaara Ichio Injuriki's identity, and her father didn't allow her to get close, but he was still her younger brother after all.

How could Gaara be coaxed away by Konoha's strange people!

"Stay away from my brother!" Temari drew out his fan to block Naruto. "Don't infect Gaara with your Konoha's strange hobbies!" Temari shouted angrily.

This is a bit of a map gun.

Because this exam was held in Konoha, Konoha had the largest number of people taking the exam. With Temari's voice, all Konoha candidates near her looked over.

Konoha's strange hobby?what?

"Hey, be careful what you say, what is Konoha's strange hobby? Look clearly, there are only these two people, okay?" Inuzuka said dissatisfiedly with the puppy on his head, "The seventh class is really weird." I thought Only Uzumaki Naruto is a little strange, now it seems that Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are both infected.

Thinking of this, Inuzuka Tooth couldn't help but take a step back, distanced himself from Naruto Uzumaki with twin tails, could it really be contagious?

"Naru... Naruto-kun..." Hinata, who had been huddled behind the crowd, looked at the blonde girl, stammering and about to cry.

"You don't care about other people's hobbies, do you?" Shikamaru tilted his head, put his hands in his trouser pockets and frowned, "The exam is about to start, let's go." He said to the seventh class who was blocking the way.

Sasuke didn't answer, his eyes were attracted by the little white dog on Inuzuka's head, and he suddenly remembered that his dog was still fostered in the pet center, wondering if Kurapika had taken him back.

"How much is the dog?" Sasuke asked Inuzuka.

Shikamaru raised his forehead, he remembered the two goldfish that he worked so hard to catch last night, "These are the combat partners of the Inuzuka family, they can't be eaten." He hurriedly said to stop them.If Sasuke said to buy a dog and go back to cook dog meat hot pot, Inuzuka Ya might be fried.The current scene is already chaotic enough, there is no need to add more burdens!

In turn, Sasuke gave him a strange look, "What are you talking about?! Why did you eat the puppy? The puppy is so cute, why did you eat it?!" He looked at Shikamaru with a condemning gaze.

Nara Shikamaru, who immediately became the object of condemnation by many girls: "..."

Even after becoming a girl, Uchiha Sasuke's terrifying appeal is still there.Fortunately, most of the girls in the same class at Ninja School have been remade, otherwise it would not be as simple as condemning them now.You must know that Naruto Uzumaki was often beaten by girls because he always provoked Uchiha Sasuke.

Inuzuka Ya also looked over dissatisfied. The last thing dog owners like to hear is that someone eats dog meat.Although this is personal freedom, no one with a brain in Konoha would say that he wants to eat dog meat in front of the Inuzuka family.

Shikamaru was speechless, he could only look up at the clouds outside the window, it was really troublesome.

"This is my partner, I don't sell it." Inuzuka Ya replied to Sasuke, "Aren't your Uchiha family from the cat school?" The psychic beast and the dogs raised by the Inuzuka family are not of the same type, but it does not hinder the cat-dog dispute.

"But I want to keep that dog." He stared at Akamaru on top of Inuzuka's head. Akamaru was trembling at the sight of him, and he burrowed into Inuzuka's clothes with a whimper, even curling up his tail.

"What's wrong with Akamaru?" Inuzuka asked nervously, taking a careful look at Uchiha Sasuke, he had never seen Akamaru so frightened that he couldn't even communicate.

"Maybe I was scared by Shikamaru's eating dog meat." Sasuke explained and approached slowly, "Can I touch it?" Sasuke raised his head and asked, his height also shrunk a lot after becoming a girl.

Holding the trembling Akamaru Inuzuka wanted to refuse directly, but stared at by those obsidian-like eyes, he sent Akamaru out of his hand unconsciously.

"You're so cute," Sasuke stroked the stiff Akamaru's hair, "I think I'm on the right side."

After petting the dog for a while, the majestic examiner entered the arena, Sasuke returned the little white dog to Inuzuka Iba, and returned to his seat.

Sasuke fell asleep throughout the first test. When the chief examiner of the first test, Ibiki Morino, the head of the Konoha Torture Department, received the test paper, there were two blank papers in the audience, both of which were from Class [-], one Naruto Uzumaki and one Uchiha Sasuke.Uzumaki Naruto at least still showed his performance, Uchiha Sasuke's words, less than half of the paper was drowned by his saliva.

I really don't know how Kakashi taught it.

"I said, you don't know the content of the exam in advance, right?" After the exam, in the men's restroom, Shikamaru asked Sasuke unnaturally after washing his hands after coming out of the cubicle.

Strange isn't it? !When Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke came in, some of them were scared back halfway through urinating.Shikamaru has already heard a few people from Kusanagi Village pointing and pointing.

Konoha Fengping was murdered, and the perpetrators were still unconscious.

"No." Sasuke shook his head. Sasuke, who has rich experience in cheating, knows that the most correct way to deal with it is to completely forget about it after cheating successfully.Those who want to show off after passing the test can only say that the zombies left disappointed after seeing his brain.

"Really?" Shikamaru didn't care about Sasuke's answer, he just wanted to say something to ease the awkward atmosphere.Not every man has the guts to figure things out in a standing woman's bathroom. "What are you playing in class seven? Isn't it strange to become a woman?"

"This is a strategy," Sasuke said nonsense with an innocent face, "There are too many enemies in the Chunin exam, this is to confuse the other party. When the other party thinks it is a girl who is easy to bully, I am actually a man , Unexpected, right? This will have unexpected effects."

Ten minutes after entering the death forest, the seventh squad gathered together the heaven and earth scrolls, but Naruto and Sakura did not relax their vigilance.

This test is not quite right.

After the first round, there were too many people left in Konoha. In Sakura's words, the rest were the kind of people who could tell by their faces that they would not be passers-by.

The two who had been attacked before were naturally very careful, except for Sasuke, who had already turned the exam into a camp.

He found a hidden cave, picked up firewood and burned it to remove moisture. Using his strange ability, the originally gloomy cave became a camping base in a short while.

The most basic sleeping bag, a wood-burning stove, and a lot of tableware and pans, and a small bag with various seasonings.

"The game in the forest is the best!" Sasuke looked at the fat fish in the river and sucked his saliva. He and Kurapika had eaten a lot of game in the forest before, and it was delicious that he couldn't eat in the city. .He saw that few people came to this death forest, and the food inside must be delicious!

It's a pity that before he went into the water to catch fish, an earth escape buried the camp he had made.

coming!Naruto and Sakura looked at each other, and found out that Kunai was holding it in his hand.

It's a pity that they didn't have a chance to make a move. In the blink of an eye, the trio who jumped out to attack turned into corpses.

Sasuke, covered in blood, stood by the river, "I'm so angry! It's not easy to do it!"

Sakura let out a breath, and dragged Sasuke with a cold face to the river to wash himself off.To be honest, when Sasuke coldly killed someone, it always reminded her of the time when he almost died in Sasuke's house.She made up her mind to kill Sasuke, but was almost killed by Sasuke. If Naruto and Kakashi-sensei hadn't appeared in time, she would have died on Sasuke.

Naruto was examining the corpse. Different ninja villages are good at different ninjutsu. Frequent use of a certain ninjutsu will always leave marks on the body.

When Sakura came back with the cleaned Sasuke, Naruto had already disposed of the body, and he nodded slightly to Sakura, confirming that it was Konoha's person.

"What do you think is the success rate for us to kill that bastard right now?" Sakura didn't understand why the 11-year-old herself would become the target of Konoha's assassination. Anyway, the pot was thrown to a mouse and hid underneath to make trouble. Danzo is enough.

"The success rate is [-]%." ​​After all, he is also called Shin Sannin, Kaguya Otsutsuki has been sealed, so a Danzo is nothing. "Just as you know, death doesn't mean the end." Gen's leader died suddenly, and more troubles will be involved in the follow-up.

"I'm very curious, why do bad people have a lot of reasons why they can't be killed, and good people can be killed without warning?" Sakura clenched her fists and clicked.

Orochimaru really chose a very wrong time to appear on the stage. Before he could use the words he thought of to lure Sasuke to go with him, he was thrown flying by Sakura's punch.

The two of the new three ninjas were limited by their 11-year-old bodies and their chakras, and they had an inseparable fight with Orochimaru, one of the old three ninjas. The anger in their hearts was released, and Orochimaru was even a little bit overwhelmed.The eyes of Naruto and Sakura are getting more and more surprised, they are really good seedlings.

You come and I go, the two sides are equal, and a large area of ​​the forest is destroyed by the affected forest.

Still immersed in the sadness of being buried in the camping base that was finally built, Sasuke stood aside and did not join in. Suddenly, Orochimaru's neck stretched more than ten meters, and a head flew over and bit him on the neck.

Sasuke, who was in pain, grabbed Orochimaru's gluten-white neck with both hands and pulled it hard. The painful look on Orochimaru's face flashed. If he hadn't used ninjutsu to lengthen the neck in time, he might be pulled off.

Sasuke grabbed his neck and moved quickly, and after a few whimpers, he was entangled in a forest by his neck, which was more than ten meters away, and tied four or five knots, twisting his neck into a ball.

"What did you do, bastard?!" Sasuke touched the back of his neck, "It's dirty to bite people directly, what should you do if you have bacteria?!"

Orochimaru whose neck is tied into a knot: "..."

Sasuke picked up a broken branch and used his telekinetic powers to transform the branch into a pair of large garden shears.

"Go to hell and pervert!"

Seeing the flashing scissors approaching his neck, Orochimaru couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat. He retracted his neck with brute force, broke out the veins, and strangled several trees that were entangled. After being closed by the scissors, An instant narrow escape.

"I will come to you again. No, you will come to me." Orochimaru, who retracted his neck and did not untie the knot, said hoarsely, and disappeared on the spot with a bang.

After being bitten, Sasuke was very happy for a few days. The groups of people who came to assassinate him became his tools to vent his anger. At the end of the second exam, nearly half of the candidates were eliminated by him.Shikamaru and the others who came to meet by chance didn't stay around Class [-] for too long, and Ino, who was so pale when he saw Sasuke's eyes before, didn't dare to lift his head this time.

Sand Shinobi's Gaara expressed that he was very interested in Sasuke, and felt that the two should have a common language about killing, and was persuaded by Naruto tactfully.

On the last night of staying in the Death Forest, there were so many people assassinated that Sakura wondered if Danzo had sent the entire Gen people over.

The wave of people mingling among the candidates and preparing to attack them secretly has been resolved in the past few days.This time it was a killer in black with a mask on.It seemed that their people were hiding everywhere in the forest, and they didn't know where they would appear in the next moment. All kinds of ninjutsu emerged one after another, making it difficult for the three of them who hadn't had a good rest for a few days to cope.

Sasuke, who was covered in blood, didn't call out Susano, and Kunai, who had lost his sharpness while holding the blade, shuttled mechanically among the enemies, cut the opponent's throat, and let the blood spurt out.Naruto and Sakura were not much better than him. The three of them seemed to be fished out of a red dye vat. The blood dripped down continuously, and even the soil was dyed red.

Sasuke mechanically waved the kunai in his hand, feeling an indescribable joy in his heart, and finally let out the breath that had been stuffed in his heart.After taking out the heart of the last person with the limbs Illumi taught him, he fell into a pool of blood and developed a high fever.

Sakura and Naruto carefully moved him into the cave, got water to cool him down, Sasuke opened his eyes again.

"It's me." Sasuke's voice was much lower, Sakura and Naruto were taken aback for a moment before realizing that the one who woke up was an adult Sasuke.

"You know all about it?" Sakura handed a wet towel to Sasuke, asking him to wipe the blood off his face.

"I know everything he's been through, and I'm one with him now," Sasuke explained. "He's unconscious now, so I can use his body." Every time he appears in the form of Susanoo, it consumes too much chakra.

"Even if you don't come out, we are going to find a way to let you come out and meet. Since you know what Sasuke has done recently, what do you think?"

"I agree with all of Sasuke's actions." Sasuke said, "Unlike you, in fact, I have been communicating with him in consciousness. I also asked him to do some things. For example, give the pregnancy stone to Shiro. "

Sakura was speechless, originally thought it was the whimsy of 11-year-old Sasuke, but was it you, the culprit, who instigated it behind?

"Including using Kakuto to give your brother the pregnancy stone?" Naruto asked curiously. This Sasuke has also experienced those things. He knows the truth about the destruction of the Uchiha clan. Is it okay to cheat my brother like this?

"Of course, he came up with the idea. But you all have to admit that using pregnancy stones to increase the population of Uchiha is a good way, isn't it? Sakura, if my brother is pregnant, please take care of me He's a little, you know, his body is close to collapse now."

"What are you two planning?" Judging from the tone, if Uchiha Itachi was pregnant with a child, Sasuke would not let him go again.

"We plan to leave Konoha." Sasuke said directly, "After the Chunin exam, we will leave the village."

"What?" Naruto was shocked, "Why did you leave? If you think there is something bad about Konoha, with our current strength, we can turn it into what we want. Didn't you also have the wish to be Hokage? ?Now Class [-], Mr. Kakashi will be the Sixth Hokage in the future. Sakura and I have both been Seventh Hokage, and the seventh class is only short of you. Let Uchiha be the Hokage this time, isn’t it good? "

"You know, I destroyed a Konoha, no matter what the reason for the Uchiha clan's extermination, even if they want to provoke a war or launch a coup, they are still my parents and my clan, I can't be right Turning a blind eye to their death." Sasuke said coldly. "Leaving Konoha is the biggest concession I have ever made. Because of you and Mr. Kakashi, I let Konoha go this time. It doesn't mean that I can continue to stay in the village."

"My wish now is to heal my brother's body. If I become pregnant and have my own child, he won't get involved in the muddy waters of Konoha and Akatsuki." Sasuke looked at the flames on the wall, "Sasuke We have already used pregnancy stones to bribe a barren woman in the fire country daimyo, and it won’t be long before we can leave Konoha openly.”