Uchiha Itachi smiled, and even the gloom between his brows dissipated. It was a bit sunny, and Sasuke was in a trance when he saw it. Such a smile gave him a familiar and reassuring feeling.
"Yes, congratulations, Ah Fei." Uchiha Itachi felt that this was the happiest thing for him since he left Konoha.At this moment, he also has the same regret as Guixie, that is, Akatsuki's robe is too wide, and it would be great if it fit snugly.He didn't consider that he had one in his stomach like A Feitu, and the month was bigger than A Fei's.
"Hee hee hee, what are you talking about, Ah Fei doesn't know?" Ah Fei said cheerfully in a tone that the weather is really good today, "I don't have anything, hahaha. I'm here to congratulate Senior Itachi, I heard from Senior Kisame You are pregnant." The space trembled, and Ah Fei appeared next to Uchiha Itachi silently. "It's been three months." He reached out to touch Itachi's belly.
In the blink of an eye, Itachi disappeared, just like A Fei's sudden appearance, with a flick of space, Itachi disappeared from him.
"Is the cub of the Uchiha family something you can touch casually?" Sasuke looked at the second guy with his hands in mid-air with a straight face, "Can you pay for it if you touch it?" He said angrily, don't you know the old man? Are pregnant, sick, and disabled people just watching and not touching? "Even if you pay me one, I don't want it, and it's not from our Uchiha family." He wrinkled his nose and looked disgusted.
"Nissan," he said to Itachi again after lecturing the other one, "You must keep in mind that you are a pregnant woman now, and stay away from this kind of person who is restless at first sight."
"I see, Sasuke, can you put me down first?" Uchiha Itachi stared at the ceiling unlovely, counting the beads on the crystal lamp to divert the embarrassment.
"Okay." Sasuke, who raised his arms above his head and held the person up, replied obediently. Two hands plus a head are three fulcrums. He transferred Uchiha Itachi to the sofa in three steps. "Nissan, you have to remember what I said, forget it, wait until I touch Konoha tonight and bring back all the books about precautions during pregnancy from the library."
This kind of informal and bold style won the good opinion of Zabu Zhan, and he immediately expressed that he could also participate in the evening activities.He is not someone who takes advantage of others, so he will grab it back and let Bai Ye see it.
As Mr. Itachi's partner, Kisame said that he would also like to participate.
On the surface, it is for the partner Mr. Itachi, but there is a deeper thought in it, that is, the leader Akatsuki who no one cares about and asks about so far.There were three pregnant women at the scene, Mr. Itachi stood next to his own brother, and there was no one who would be killed next to Bai, and the remaining leader was lonely and pitiful.
Alas, leader, I can only help you so far, Guixier said silently in his heart, and gave the leader a self-seeking look.
Obito was horrified by him, and the little monster in his stomach was tossing more and more violently. He only felt that his chest was congested, the contents in his stomach were constantly churning up, and the urge to vomit became stronger and stronger.
"Use this." Bai smiled softly and handed a handkerchief in front of Obito, "These symptoms will be a little stronger in the first few months, and they will be relieved when the month is older."
Obito quickly backed away from Shiro, and did not dare to approach Itachi Uchiha again, as if the thoughts of these two people would be infected to him.As a man, why can he accept pregnancy and childbirth so calmly?
"Can't you accept it? Sorry." Bai said apologetically, remembering that this person was accidentally injured. "You can ask Sasuke-kun to buy a hormonal cookie, and after eating it, you can turn into a woman and abort the child." Bai looked at the man's abdomen with some reluctance, probably because he was also pregnant with a child now , I can't bear to kill a little life.
"A Fei is not pregnant!" A Fei jumped up and down in the hall, "If I don't listen to me, I can't get pregnant if I don't listen, and I won't be able to get pregnant in this life!" Halfway through the yelling, he suddenly became hoarse, and squatted in the corner to retch silently up.
Kisame and Shiro both looked at him sympathetically deceiving himself.
Sasuke kept his indifferent face the whole time, paying no attention to the third pregnant guy.
Needless to say, Itachi's preciousness, Shiro was the first man to use the pregnancy stone, Sasuke didn't know if it was possible at the time, so he gave him the stone with the mentality of experimenting, and naturally asked him for several copies.
As for the accidentally injured man who appeared for no reason, Sasuke didn't care whether he was dead or alive.
"A Fei just had a bad stomach." After retching, A Fei wiped his mouth and stood up. A dangerous gaze appeared from the only hole in the orange mask. "Do you have any medicine here? Itachi-senpai's younger brother."
He spoke softly and slowly, like wind mixed with rain and snow gently blowing on a person's face, bringing biting cold, and also heralding the approaching snowstorm.
Sasuke said indifferently: "No. If you don't want to cut open your stomach, just take it out and throw it away." He waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, you have also seen Nissan, should you go?"
"Eh? Why? Why did you just drive me away?" A Fei rolled on the ground aggrieved, "Can't Senior Kisame stay? Why did you drive me away!" He asked Sasuke angrily.
"Because you talk too much, and you are naive, annoying, and restless." Sasuke accused bluntly, "prenatal education is so important, what if the cubs born in the future are like you?"
A Fei was silent, and squatted on the ground for a while, just when Uchiha Itachi and Kisame thought he was going to stand up and turn his face and [beep] [beep] [beep], A Fei raised his head and said purely: "Then give me A biscuit."
"Okay, give me the money." Sasuke spread his hands and said a sum.
"No." A Fei turned the pocket bottom of his robe inside out and shook his head.
"I saw Nissan," Sasuke turned to Itachi and said, "This is your organization. There is no salary, no benefits, no holidays, and members are unreliable. I really don't understand why you want to join? You can't even pay for an abortion. An illegal organization with no future, hot chicken!" In order to prevent Nisan from still being reluctant to part with that hot chicken organization, Sasuke did not miss any opportunity for Kuroko.
Obito Uchiha, the leader of the Akatsuki organization who can't even pay for the abortion: ...I'm speechless.Is Akatsuki really a hopeless organization?He was lost in thought.
"Sasuke, do you know?" Itachi said to Sasuke with an unprecedented relaxed attitude, "This person," he nodded, "is also a Uchiha."
Sasuke's eyes lit up instantly, looking at A Fei was like looking at a treasure boy. "I'm so touched! A Fei," he took a step forward and grabbed A Fei's hand, rubbed it enthusiastically, touched the knuckles and squeezed his wrist, "It's amazing that you are so active in contributing to the revitalization of Uchiha Already!"
"No," A Fei shrank back in shock, "A Fei just had a bad stomach, pregnancy or something, I'm not me, don't talk nonsense!" A Fei firmly expressed his determination to refuse to conceive and give birth. "That's right, just cut open the stomach hahaha!!"
But the golden hen that can lay golden eggs is right in front of you, how could Sasuke let him fly?Even if the other party expresses his unwillingness to have children so clearly, he is not someone who simply gives up. With the perseverance to finish six exercise books and 120 test papers the day before the school holiday, nothing in the world can stop him his.
"Calm down first, come here and sit down." Sasuke grabbed Ah Fei's hand, pushed him to the side of the sofa, grabbed a cushion and laid it out for him to sit on.
Of course Ah Fei is not someone who breaks down so easily, even if he has a baby in his stomach.He has already seen that Itachi's younger brother is very concerned about increasing the population of the Uchiha family, planning to do something with the piece of meat in his stomach.Anyway, when the time comes, just cut open the stomach and pull it out.
Ah Fei, whose salary has been promoted by several LVs, was helped to sit down, and was about to say something to the pregnant Itachi beside him, when the kid standing beside him interrupted him.
"Please do your best to give birth to more children for the Uchiha family." Sasuke sincerely asked.
Then he sneered in his heart, and the other party's naive Ah Fei heard his own voice reply: "Okay, I will definitely try my best to give birth to more children for the Uchiha family."
The sudden turn of the plot stunned everyone. A Fei, who was dying to have an abortion just now, joined the great plan of Uchiha's revitalization with a happy face.
"Great, thank you. I'll go find something to eat again. You, Nissan, and Bai are now an important time to supplement nutrition. Sakura, can I trouble you to help research and match the daily food of the three of them Is it?" Sasuke pulled the cushion under Ah Fei's buttocks away.
How could Sasuke have forgotten such a useful prop when he was almost cheated by the knight with a relationship cushion?
Sakura was in a complicated mood, she couldn't find any words to describe Sasuke in front of her, fear alone was not enough to describe him.Putting aside the nonsense, Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Obito, the two men who set off a hurricane in the ninja world, are just two ordinary men troubled by morning sickness at the moment.
And the instigator, from the beginning to the end, is innocent, weak and cute, as if he doesn't know what a terrible thing he has done.Everything was taken for granted in Sasuke's eyes.
If Ah Fei was pretending to be crazy just now, he is really going crazy now.He found that he really took the matter of giving birth to Uchiha as a matter of course.Just now I was thinking about how to get rid of the little monster in my stomach, but now I actually want to take good care of him.And I'm already seriously considering how long it will take to give birth to the second after giving birth to one.
Terrible, this must be Uchiha Sasuke hypnotizing him with the kaleidoscope Sharingan!
No, absolutely not!
"Don't get excited, be careful of hurting the child." With Sakura's words, Obito Uchiha, who was about to erupt, immediately stopped being excited, and leaned on the sofa to protect his stomach with one hand.
Yes, don't get excited, don't hurt the children of the Uchiha family.Obito took a sip of tea to calm down, and found himself wondering if drinking tea would be harmful to the child, he was going crazy!
Sasuke smiled happily, that's right, the three pregnant women sat on the sofa quietly raising their babies, and he took Zabuzhan and Kisame out to find something to eat.
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A new day starts with a delicious breakfast. The three who looted the major bookstores in the Daming Mansion last night got up relatively late. When Sasuke went downstairs after a full sleep, the others had already had breakfast.
Last night, I planned to rob Konoha Library, but Sakura pointed out that the books in Ninja Village Library are mainly about Ninja Ninjutsu Ninja Village, and there are not many books related to breeding.Sasuke and Zabuzhan and Kisame, who volunteered to go with him, temporarily changed their destination and changed the target of the robbery to the major bookstores in Damingfu.
Breakfast is fresh and thick fish soup, which is a big fish that Sasuke brought back from the lake yesterday with Rachel Corona.
First shave off the fish piece by piece, leaving only the fish head, bone and tail.No one fished in the lake, and this big fish is unknown how old it is. It is nearly one meter long, and its spine is thicker than a finger. The whole skeleton was simmered on a low fire all night, and a milky white soup was boiled out.Without adding too many condiments, the original umami of the fish soup is released to the maximum extent, sprinkled with a few green onions and a pinch of salt, it is so fresh that people can't wait to swallow the bowl together.
Sasuke sat down and drank two large bowls. The fish soup was still slightly hot to the mouth, and slid down the esophagus into the body. The warm lump completely woke up the body that had slept all night.The aroma of the fish soup seduces the stomach to make a rumbling sound, protesting that drinking only the fish soup is not enough.
In addition to the fish soup, there are also two boiled eggs, which were found by ghost sharks in the tree hole. It is impossible to tell whether they are pheasant or wild bird eggs. The panda maid hastily brought out wild vegetable patties.
The skin of the meatloaf was shiny with oil, and it was baked to a slightly golden color. The color of fat and thin was attractive, and the gravy overflowed with a bite. It was tender and chewy, and it also had the freshness of wild vegetables. Sasuke could eat one in three to five bites.
After eating, wiping his mouth, and waiting for the panda maid to take away all the cutlery on the table, Sasuke, who is now the self-proclaimed head of the family, knocked on the water glass and prepared to hold the first meeting of Tuanfan Village.
The only official participants were Sasuke and two pregnant Uchihas, and the others were unrelated people who were watching.
Sasuke first gave high praise to the two Uchihas who had made great contributions to the Uchiha revitalization plan, and then read out the future plan. After no one raised any objections, it was implemented according to the plan.
Sasuke took the BOOK to transform Tuanshan Village, Sakura was in charge of taking care of the three pregnant men, Zabuzhan was responsible for protecting their safety, Kisame left Tuanshan Village after a secret talk with two colleagues, and everything went according to Sasuke's wishes.
"This is the Harvest Tree," Sasuke said to everyone, pointing to a huge and strange tree in the courtyard.When walking together in the evening, Sasuke introduced them to all kinds of novel things in the village. He stood on tiptoe and tried hard to pick a pear, but unfortunately he was not tall enough, and Itachi who was following him raised his hand and picked the pear .
Sasuke didn't eat it by himself, but handed it to the panda maid who was carrying a big bamboo basket. He picked up some logs piled up under the tree, used his mental ability to build a ladder, climbed up and lifted the tree to the ground. Pick the fruit of the panda and throw it into the bamboo basket of the panda maid.
"All kinds of fruits will be produced every day, and the quantity and type are random, but there are cellars and icehouses in the castle, which can store large quantities for a long time." He picked two bunches of grapes and a few pomegranates, very cautiously Passed it to Itachi and A Fei below, after thinking about it, he also gave Bai a bunch of grapes.
After Ah Fei ate several unwashed crystal grapes, Sasuke said slowly: "Grapes and pomegranates represent many children in an ancient country." He looked at the three pregnant women with hopeful eyes. Man, the meaning is self-evident.
Ah Fei was almost choked to death by the grape, and Bai and Itachi also showed embarrassment on their faces.
Sasuke didn't care much, and took them to continue walking after picking the fruits.
"What's the smell?" Asking again, he took a deep breath, and a strong aroma of wine penetrated into his nostrils.
"This is a spring that produces wine. The water that gushes out will turn into wine after a week. The types are not sure, but they are all very delicious." Sasuke briefly introduced Jiuquan. He has not really tasted it, after all, he is still underage. .Kurapika would definitely go crazy if he knew he was drinking.
"The pot on the stone platform is a pot of spring water, and spring water gushes out every day." Sasuke thought for a while, "It's a bit wasteful to put it here. After the water supply system in the castle is remodeled, I will move this pot too. Go in." It is not enough to rely on only one panda maid in the castle, Sasuke wrote in the setting book of the castle that ten young women and ten young men from the village below should enter the castle and become servants.
The castle is also changing little by little. Sasuke solicited everyone's opinions and re-planned the castle.For example, the baby room that must be added, and the delivery room that will be used soon, since many new Uchihas will be born in the future, these functions should be built earlier.
Sasuke also tried to align with this world in terms of decoration. Sasuke found it very strange. He hadn't stayed in this world for long, but he liked the style of the houses here very much.
The craftsmen for the construction were also found from the village below. They were quiet and fast, and the speed of progress was far beyond Sasuke's expectations.
"There is a skin-beautifying hot spring behind the castle," Sasuke said to Sakura, "soaking for 10 minutes a day can relieve any skin problems." The island outside the castle has also been arranged, and the greening has kept up, and houses are still being built. Just look at the present, and consider the future of the Uchiha population explosion.
A ping of dense forest, a ping of coastline, an incredible pool... Many cards brought out by Greedy Island have been turned into magical objects, turning Tuanfan Village into a beautiful and mysterious place.
"Uchiha's village must be the best!" Sasuke stood on a high place, with the setting sun shining on his face, "What do you think?" He turned around and asked the other two Uchihas.
Itachi didn't speak, he was a little dazed along the way.A Fei bluffed and praised a lot, and finally asked Sasuke with a hey smile: "Can you protect this village? If the war burns here, can you protect them? This is not a paradise. One day.. ...."
"Wait until that day." Sasuke said indifferently, who knows if he is still here that day?Although the cards of Greed Island are rare, they are not out of print. If you want to get another set, you just need to get another set. What will happen to this place after he leaves, and what does it matter to him? "And you guys are working hard to give birth to Uchiha, and I'm not the only one at that time. Nissan will protect me!" Sasuke looked at Itachi with a smile, "Right? Nissan."
"Yes, I will protect you." Itachi had a panoramic view of the entire Tuanfan Village, "I will protect this village." As long as I live.
"Look, I, Nissan, said I would protect this place!"
A Fei let out a series of inexplicable laughter, Sasuke thought he was jealous.
When Kakashi and Naruto came, the transformation of the castle was over.
"Prenatal education is very important," Sasuke pushed the plano glasses, and there was a book on the table. He said in an expert tone, "You have to believe me, I have won various awards." He patted A high stack of books on the table, "In order not to let the children lose at the starting line, start educating them now. Today you will first do these three sets of math papers, and do it while listening to music. There will be classical music in the afternoon." Literary appreciation, don’t forget to exercise at night.”
The daily life of the three pregnant men was clearly arranged by him.
Sasuke was very happy in his heart, not only let the children in their womb receive a good education, but also passed the pain of letting others do the test, it's great!
It feels so cool to take the paper and let others do it!No wonder Kurapika likes to force himself to do papers so much.
When Kakashi and Naruto came in, they thought they had made a mistake and entered a classroom of some school by mistake.
There are three people at a table, and there are stacks of books on the table, and the three men bow their heads and write quickly.
Itachi came to study with the mentality of making up for what his younger brother said. If he wanted him to read books, he read books, and when he wrote papers, he wrote papers. He was well-behaved and obedient, and completely followed Sasuke's plan.
Bai's words were her first pregnancy, and she was dazed by all kinds of prenatal education knowledge brought back by Sasuke, just like an old man in a pyramid scheme, who did it without knowing it, and paid the money without knowing it. It really makes sense to think about it.
A Fei is naturally reluctant in every possible way, what a joke, I am the one who wants to destroy the old world and build a new one!Why do you write math papers here? !I have graduated from school for so many years, why can't I escape the claws of the test paper? !He just wanted to tear the test papers into pieces and burn the desk and even the reference books with a fireball.
It's a pity that Sasuke used a relationship cushion with him and made him promise to have a child for the Uchiha family. When it comes to children, no matter how reluctant he is in his heart, he will involuntarily do so.So I gritted my teeth and wrote the test paper desperately.
However, the restraining effect of the relationship cushion is not invincible. The moment Hatake Kakashi entered the door, A Fei overturned the table.
Why?Why did Hatake Kakashi appear here? !Ah Fei pressed his vortex mask, calm down Obito, it's okay, Kakashi Hatake won't recognize you, and he won't let him see your pregnant belly.
Sasuke warmly welcomed the arrival of Kakashi and Naruto. For this reason, he specially gave the three prenatal education men a half-day vacation, and ordered the panda maid to make a big table of delicious food.
Now the food supply in the castle is no longer necessary for him to go out in person. The residents in the village below have started farming under the rules set by Itachi, and according to different occupations, there are also hunting and fishing, and some of them are sent to the castle above every day.
"It's amazing," Naruto took the tea served by the maid, "Is this your Uchiban Village?"
"That's right, it's good, right? I think so too." Sasuke boasted immodestly, "I'll take you to the village after dinner. Although it's not as good as Konoha now, it's not bad. Too much, and it will soon be better than Konoha!"
Today's Kakashi was a little strangely silent, and the cut fruit that Sasuke favored was sent to Kakashi, there was no way, he was naturally afraid of creatures like Sensei. "Is Kakashi-sensei here to help me?"
"You're doing well here," Kakashi withdrew his gaze from looking around. "You don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and there are special people to feed you. Have you ever thought that the sky is upside down outside?" He sighed.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.
"How can you forget what you have done so quickly?" Kakashi was very helpless, "After turning Konoha upside down, don't you worry about your newly established village going to war with Konoha? I admit you You are very powerful, but if you want to fight against a ninja village, do you think that you have the strength to fight Konoha because you killed Danzo in public that day?"
"It's normal to win or lose," Sasuke tilted his head cutely, "Mr. Kakashi, what are you thinking? How can there be constant victories and undefeated? I can't do anything if Konoha comes. It's good to win, but it's dead if you lose." That's it, no big deal."
"Danzo is not dead, he is trying his best to make Konoha go to war against you. Grandma Tsunade has returned to the village to inherit the position of the fifth Hokage, and the third generation of grandpa has entered the advisory group. It is now three to two. When we came, there was no conclusion. .” Naruto briefly introduced Konoha’s current situation.
"That's it, then I'll figure out a way. After all, we have three pregnant women here, so it's better not to fight." Sasuke touched his chin and said.
"Yes, congratulations, Ah Fei." Uchiha Itachi felt that this was the happiest thing for him since he left Konoha.At this moment, he also has the same regret as Guixie, that is, Akatsuki's robe is too wide, and it would be great if it fit snugly.He didn't consider that he had one in his stomach like A Feitu, and the month was bigger than A Fei's.
"Hee hee hee, what are you talking about, Ah Fei doesn't know?" Ah Fei said cheerfully in a tone that the weather is really good today, "I don't have anything, hahaha. I'm here to congratulate Senior Itachi, I heard from Senior Kisame You are pregnant." The space trembled, and Ah Fei appeared next to Uchiha Itachi silently. "It's been three months." He reached out to touch Itachi's belly.
In the blink of an eye, Itachi disappeared, just like A Fei's sudden appearance, with a flick of space, Itachi disappeared from him.
"Is the cub of the Uchiha family something you can touch casually?" Sasuke looked at the second guy with his hands in mid-air with a straight face, "Can you pay for it if you touch it?" He said angrily, don't you know the old man? Are pregnant, sick, and disabled people just watching and not touching? "Even if you pay me one, I don't want it, and it's not from our Uchiha family." He wrinkled his nose and looked disgusted.
"Nissan," he said to Itachi again after lecturing the other one, "You must keep in mind that you are a pregnant woman now, and stay away from this kind of person who is restless at first sight."
"I see, Sasuke, can you put me down first?" Uchiha Itachi stared at the ceiling unlovely, counting the beads on the crystal lamp to divert the embarrassment.
"Okay." Sasuke, who raised his arms above his head and held the person up, replied obediently. Two hands plus a head are three fulcrums. He transferred Uchiha Itachi to the sofa in three steps. "Nissan, you have to remember what I said, forget it, wait until I touch Konoha tonight and bring back all the books about precautions during pregnancy from the library."
This kind of informal and bold style won the good opinion of Zabu Zhan, and he immediately expressed that he could also participate in the evening activities.He is not someone who takes advantage of others, so he will grab it back and let Bai Ye see it.
As Mr. Itachi's partner, Kisame said that he would also like to participate.
On the surface, it is for the partner Mr. Itachi, but there is a deeper thought in it, that is, the leader Akatsuki who no one cares about and asks about so far.There were three pregnant women at the scene, Mr. Itachi stood next to his own brother, and there was no one who would be killed next to Bai, and the remaining leader was lonely and pitiful.
Alas, leader, I can only help you so far, Guixier said silently in his heart, and gave the leader a self-seeking look.
Obito was horrified by him, and the little monster in his stomach was tossing more and more violently. He only felt that his chest was congested, the contents in his stomach were constantly churning up, and the urge to vomit became stronger and stronger.
"Use this." Bai smiled softly and handed a handkerchief in front of Obito, "These symptoms will be a little stronger in the first few months, and they will be relieved when the month is older."
Obito quickly backed away from Shiro, and did not dare to approach Itachi Uchiha again, as if the thoughts of these two people would be infected to him.As a man, why can he accept pregnancy and childbirth so calmly?
"Can't you accept it? Sorry." Bai said apologetically, remembering that this person was accidentally injured. "You can ask Sasuke-kun to buy a hormonal cookie, and after eating it, you can turn into a woman and abort the child." Bai looked at the man's abdomen with some reluctance, probably because he was also pregnant with a child now , I can't bear to kill a little life.
"A Fei is not pregnant!" A Fei jumped up and down in the hall, "If I don't listen to me, I can't get pregnant if I don't listen, and I won't be able to get pregnant in this life!" Halfway through the yelling, he suddenly became hoarse, and squatted in the corner to retch silently up.
Kisame and Shiro both looked at him sympathetically deceiving himself.
Sasuke kept his indifferent face the whole time, paying no attention to the third pregnant guy.
Needless to say, Itachi's preciousness, Shiro was the first man to use the pregnancy stone, Sasuke didn't know if it was possible at the time, so he gave him the stone with the mentality of experimenting, and naturally asked him for several copies.
As for the accidentally injured man who appeared for no reason, Sasuke didn't care whether he was dead or alive.
"A Fei just had a bad stomach." After retching, A Fei wiped his mouth and stood up. A dangerous gaze appeared from the only hole in the orange mask. "Do you have any medicine here? Itachi-senpai's younger brother."
He spoke softly and slowly, like wind mixed with rain and snow gently blowing on a person's face, bringing biting cold, and also heralding the approaching snowstorm.
Sasuke said indifferently: "No. If you don't want to cut open your stomach, just take it out and throw it away." He waved his hand impatiently, "Okay, you have also seen Nissan, should you go?"
"Eh? Why? Why did you just drive me away?" A Fei rolled on the ground aggrieved, "Can't Senior Kisame stay? Why did you drive me away!" He asked Sasuke angrily.
"Because you talk too much, and you are naive, annoying, and restless." Sasuke accused bluntly, "prenatal education is so important, what if the cubs born in the future are like you?"
A Fei was silent, and squatted on the ground for a while, just when Uchiha Itachi and Kisame thought he was going to stand up and turn his face and [beep] [beep] [beep], A Fei raised his head and said purely: "Then give me A biscuit."
"Okay, give me the money." Sasuke spread his hands and said a sum.
"No." A Fei turned the pocket bottom of his robe inside out and shook his head.
"I saw Nissan," Sasuke turned to Itachi and said, "This is your organization. There is no salary, no benefits, no holidays, and members are unreliable. I really don't understand why you want to join? You can't even pay for an abortion. An illegal organization with no future, hot chicken!" In order to prevent Nisan from still being reluctant to part with that hot chicken organization, Sasuke did not miss any opportunity for Kuroko.
Obito Uchiha, the leader of the Akatsuki organization who can't even pay for the abortion: ...I'm speechless.Is Akatsuki really a hopeless organization?He was lost in thought.
"Sasuke, do you know?" Itachi said to Sasuke with an unprecedented relaxed attitude, "This person," he nodded, "is also a Uchiha."
Sasuke's eyes lit up instantly, looking at A Fei was like looking at a treasure boy. "I'm so touched! A Fei," he took a step forward and grabbed A Fei's hand, rubbed it enthusiastically, touched the knuckles and squeezed his wrist, "It's amazing that you are so active in contributing to the revitalization of Uchiha Already!"
"No," A Fei shrank back in shock, "A Fei just had a bad stomach, pregnancy or something, I'm not me, don't talk nonsense!" A Fei firmly expressed his determination to refuse to conceive and give birth. "That's right, just cut open the stomach hahaha!!"
But the golden hen that can lay golden eggs is right in front of you, how could Sasuke let him fly?Even if the other party expresses his unwillingness to have children so clearly, he is not someone who simply gives up. With the perseverance to finish six exercise books and 120 test papers the day before the school holiday, nothing in the world can stop him his.
"Calm down first, come here and sit down." Sasuke grabbed Ah Fei's hand, pushed him to the side of the sofa, grabbed a cushion and laid it out for him to sit on.
Of course Ah Fei is not someone who breaks down so easily, even if he has a baby in his stomach.He has already seen that Itachi's younger brother is very concerned about increasing the population of the Uchiha family, planning to do something with the piece of meat in his stomach.Anyway, when the time comes, just cut open the stomach and pull it out.
Ah Fei, whose salary has been promoted by several LVs, was helped to sit down, and was about to say something to the pregnant Itachi beside him, when the kid standing beside him interrupted him.
"Please do your best to give birth to more children for the Uchiha family." Sasuke sincerely asked.
Then he sneered in his heart, and the other party's naive Ah Fei heard his own voice reply: "Okay, I will definitely try my best to give birth to more children for the Uchiha family."
The sudden turn of the plot stunned everyone. A Fei, who was dying to have an abortion just now, joined the great plan of Uchiha's revitalization with a happy face.
"Great, thank you. I'll go find something to eat again. You, Nissan, and Bai are now an important time to supplement nutrition. Sakura, can I trouble you to help research and match the daily food of the three of them Is it?" Sasuke pulled the cushion under Ah Fei's buttocks away.
How could Sasuke have forgotten such a useful prop when he was almost cheated by the knight with a relationship cushion?
Sakura was in a complicated mood, she couldn't find any words to describe Sasuke in front of her, fear alone was not enough to describe him.Putting aside the nonsense, Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Obito, the two men who set off a hurricane in the ninja world, are just two ordinary men troubled by morning sickness at the moment.
And the instigator, from the beginning to the end, is innocent, weak and cute, as if he doesn't know what a terrible thing he has done.Everything was taken for granted in Sasuke's eyes.
If Ah Fei was pretending to be crazy just now, he is really going crazy now.He found that he really took the matter of giving birth to Uchiha as a matter of course.Just now I was thinking about how to get rid of the little monster in my stomach, but now I actually want to take good care of him.And I'm already seriously considering how long it will take to give birth to the second after giving birth to one.
Terrible, this must be Uchiha Sasuke hypnotizing him with the kaleidoscope Sharingan!
No, absolutely not!
"Don't get excited, be careful of hurting the child." With Sakura's words, Obito Uchiha, who was about to erupt, immediately stopped being excited, and leaned on the sofa to protect his stomach with one hand.
Yes, don't get excited, don't hurt the children of the Uchiha family.Obito took a sip of tea to calm down, and found himself wondering if drinking tea would be harmful to the child, he was going crazy!
Sasuke smiled happily, that's right, the three pregnant women sat on the sofa quietly raising their babies, and he took Zabuzhan and Kisame out to find something to eat.
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A new day starts with a delicious breakfast. The three who looted the major bookstores in the Daming Mansion last night got up relatively late. When Sasuke went downstairs after a full sleep, the others had already had breakfast.
Last night, I planned to rob Konoha Library, but Sakura pointed out that the books in Ninja Village Library are mainly about Ninja Ninjutsu Ninja Village, and there are not many books related to breeding.Sasuke and Zabuzhan and Kisame, who volunteered to go with him, temporarily changed their destination and changed the target of the robbery to the major bookstores in Damingfu.
Breakfast is fresh and thick fish soup, which is a big fish that Sasuke brought back from the lake yesterday with Rachel Corona.
First shave off the fish piece by piece, leaving only the fish head, bone and tail.No one fished in the lake, and this big fish is unknown how old it is. It is nearly one meter long, and its spine is thicker than a finger. The whole skeleton was simmered on a low fire all night, and a milky white soup was boiled out.Without adding too many condiments, the original umami of the fish soup is released to the maximum extent, sprinkled with a few green onions and a pinch of salt, it is so fresh that people can't wait to swallow the bowl together.
Sasuke sat down and drank two large bowls. The fish soup was still slightly hot to the mouth, and slid down the esophagus into the body. The warm lump completely woke up the body that had slept all night.The aroma of the fish soup seduces the stomach to make a rumbling sound, protesting that drinking only the fish soup is not enough.
In addition to the fish soup, there are also two boiled eggs, which were found by ghost sharks in the tree hole. It is impossible to tell whether they are pheasant or wild bird eggs. The panda maid hastily brought out wild vegetable patties.
The skin of the meatloaf was shiny with oil, and it was baked to a slightly golden color. The color of fat and thin was attractive, and the gravy overflowed with a bite. It was tender and chewy, and it also had the freshness of wild vegetables. Sasuke could eat one in three to five bites.
After eating, wiping his mouth, and waiting for the panda maid to take away all the cutlery on the table, Sasuke, who is now the self-proclaimed head of the family, knocked on the water glass and prepared to hold the first meeting of Tuanfan Village.
The only official participants were Sasuke and two pregnant Uchihas, and the others were unrelated people who were watching.
Sasuke first gave high praise to the two Uchihas who had made great contributions to the Uchiha revitalization plan, and then read out the future plan. After no one raised any objections, it was implemented according to the plan.
Sasuke took the BOOK to transform Tuanshan Village, Sakura was in charge of taking care of the three pregnant men, Zabuzhan was responsible for protecting their safety, Kisame left Tuanshan Village after a secret talk with two colleagues, and everything went according to Sasuke's wishes.
"This is the Harvest Tree," Sasuke said to everyone, pointing to a huge and strange tree in the courtyard.When walking together in the evening, Sasuke introduced them to all kinds of novel things in the village. He stood on tiptoe and tried hard to pick a pear, but unfortunately he was not tall enough, and Itachi who was following him raised his hand and picked the pear .
Sasuke didn't eat it by himself, but handed it to the panda maid who was carrying a big bamboo basket. He picked up some logs piled up under the tree, used his mental ability to build a ladder, climbed up and lifted the tree to the ground. Pick the fruit of the panda and throw it into the bamboo basket of the panda maid.
"All kinds of fruits will be produced every day, and the quantity and type are random, but there are cellars and icehouses in the castle, which can store large quantities for a long time." He picked two bunches of grapes and a few pomegranates, very cautiously Passed it to Itachi and A Fei below, after thinking about it, he also gave Bai a bunch of grapes.
After Ah Fei ate several unwashed crystal grapes, Sasuke said slowly: "Grapes and pomegranates represent many children in an ancient country." He looked at the three pregnant women with hopeful eyes. Man, the meaning is self-evident.
Ah Fei was almost choked to death by the grape, and Bai and Itachi also showed embarrassment on their faces.
Sasuke didn't care much, and took them to continue walking after picking the fruits.
"What's the smell?" Asking again, he took a deep breath, and a strong aroma of wine penetrated into his nostrils.
"This is a spring that produces wine. The water that gushes out will turn into wine after a week. The types are not sure, but they are all very delicious." Sasuke briefly introduced Jiuquan. He has not really tasted it, after all, he is still underage. .Kurapika would definitely go crazy if he knew he was drinking.
"The pot on the stone platform is a pot of spring water, and spring water gushes out every day." Sasuke thought for a while, "It's a bit wasteful to put it here. After the water supply system in the castle is remodeled, I will move this pot too. Go in." It is not enough to rely on only one panda maid in the castle, Sasuke wrote in the setting book of the castle that ten young women and ten young men from the village below should enter the castle and become servants.
The castle is also changing little by little. Sasuke solicited everyone's opinions and re-planned the castle.For example, the baby room that must be added, and the delivery room that will be used soon, since many new Uchihas will be born in the future, these functions should be built earlier.
Sasuke also tried to align with this world in terms of decoration. Sasuke found it very strange. He hadn't stayed in this world for long, but he liked the style of the houses here very much.
The craftsmen for the construction were also found from the village below. They were quiet and fast, and the speed of progress was far beyond Sasuke's expectations.
"There is a skin-beautifying hot spring behind the castle," Sasuke said to Sakura, "soaking for 10 minutes a day can relieve any skin problems." The island outside the castle has also been arranged, and the greening has kept up, and houses are still being built. Just look at the present, and consider the future of the Uchiha population explosion.
A ping of dense forest, a ping of coastline, an incredible pool... Many cards brought out by Greedy Island have been turned into magical objects, turning Tuanfan Village into a beautiful and mysterious place.
"Uchiha's village must be the best!" Sasuke stood on a high place, with the setting sun shining on his face, "What do you think?" He turned around and asked the other two Uchihas.
Itachi didn't speak, he was a little dazed along the way.A Fei bluffed and praised a lot, and finally asked Sasuke with a hey smile: "Can you protect this village? If the war burns here, can you protect them? This is not a paradise. One day.. ...."
"Wait until that day." Sasuke said indifferently, who knows if he is still here that day?Although the cards of Greed Island are rare, they are not out of print. If you want to get another set, you just need to get another set. What will happen to this place after he leaves, and what does it matter to him? "And you guys are working hard to give birth to Uchiha, and I'm not the only one at that time. Nissan will protect me!" Sasuke looked at Itachi with a smile, "Right? Nissan."
"Yes, I will protect you." Itachi had a panoramic view of the entire Tuanfan Village, "I will protect this village." As long as I live.
"Look, I, Nissan, said I would protect this place!"
A Fei let out a series of inexplicable laughter, Sasuke thought he was jealous.
When Kakashi and Naruto came, the transformation of the castle was over.
"Prenatal education is very important," Sasuke pushed the plano glasses, and there was a book on the table. He said in an expert tone, "You have to believe me, I have won various awards." He patted A high stack of books on the table, "In order not to let the children lose at the starting line, start educating them now. Today you will first do these three sets of math papers, and do it while listening to music. There will be classical music in the afternoon." Literary appreciation, don’t forget to exercise at night.”
The daily life of the three pregnant men was clearly arranged by him.
Sasuke was very happy in his heart, not only let the children in their womb receive a good education, but also passed the pain of letting others do the test, it's great!
It feels so cool to take the paper and let others do it!No wonder Kurapika likes to force himself to do papers so much.
When Kakashi and Naruto came in, they thought they had made a mistake and entered a classroom of some school by mistake.
There are three people at a table, and there are stacks of books on the table, and the three men bow their heads and write quickly.
Itachi came to study with the mentality of making up for what his younger brother said. If he wanted him to read books, he read books, and when he wrote papers, he wrote papers. He was well-behaved and obedient, and completely followed Sasuke's plan.
Bai's words were her first pregnancy, and she was dazed by all kinds of prenatal education knowledge brought back by Sasuke, just like an old man in a pyramid scheme, who did it without knowing it, and paid the money without knowing it. It really makes sense to think about it.
A Fei is naturally reluctant in every possible way, what a joke, I am the one who wants to destroy the old world and build a new one!Why do you write math papers here? !I have graduated from school for so many years, why can't I escape the claws of the test paper? !He just wanted to tear the test papers into pieces and burn the desk and even the reference books with a fireball.
It's a pity that Sasuke used a relationship cushion with him and made him promise to have a child for the Uchiha family. When it comes to children, no matter how reluctant he is in his heart, he will involuntarily do so.So I gritted my teeth and wrote the test paper desperately.
However, the restraining effect of the relationship cushion is not invincible. The moment Hatake Kakashi entered the door, A Fei overturned the table.
Why?Why did Hatake Kakashi appear here? !Ah Fei pressed his vortex mask, calm down Obito, it's okay, Kakashi Hatake won't recognize you, and he won't let him see your pregnant belly.
Sasuke warmly welcomed the arrival of Kakashi and Naruto. For this reason, he specially gave the three prenatal education men a half-day vacation, and ordered the panda maid to make a big table of delicious food.
Now the food supply in the castle is no longer necessary for him to go out in person. The residents in the village below have started farming under the rules set by Itachi, and according to different occupations, there are also hunting and fishing, and some of them are sent to the castle above every day.
"It's amazing," Naruto took the tea served by the maid, "Is this your Uchiban Village?"
"That's right, it's good, right? I think so too." Sasuke boasted immodestly, "I'll take you to the village after dinner. Although it's not as good as Konoha now, it's not bad. Too much, and it will soon be better than Konoha!"
Today's Kakashi was a little strangely silent, and the cut fruit that Sasuke favored was sent to Kakashi, there was no way, he was naturally afraid of creatures like Sensei. "Is Kakashi-sensei here to help me?"
"You're doing well here," Kakashi withdrew his gaze from looking around. "You don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and there are special people to feed you. Have you ever thought that the sky is upside down outside?" He sighed.
"Huh? What's wrong?" Sasuke asked suspiciously.
"How can you forget what you have done so quickly?" Kakashi was very helpless, "After turning Konoha upside down, don't you worry about your newly established village going to war with Konoha? I admit you You are very powerful, but if you want to fight against a ninja village, do you think that you have the strength to fight Konoha because you killed Danzo in public that day?"
"It's normal to win or lose," Sasuke tilted his head cutely, "Mr. Kakashi, what are you thinking? How can there be constant victories and undefeated? I can't do anything if Konoha comes. It's good to win, but it's dead if you lose." That's it, no big deal."
"Danzo is not dead, he is trying his best to make Konoha go to war against you. Grandma Tsunade has returned to the village to inherit the position of the fifth Hokage, and the third generation of grandpa has entered the advisory group. It is now three to two. When we came, there was no conclusion. .” Naruto briefly introduced Konoha’s current situation.
"That's it, then I'll figure out a way. After all, we have three pregnant women here, so it's better not to fight." Sasuke touched his chin and said.
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