Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"What you said is to find a way to find a daimyo?" Sasuke, the man in the mirror, looked at Sasuke lying on the floor writing a letter to his daimyo through the eyes of his other self.I don't understand why I like to write letters on my stomach when I have a desk.

"Yeah, it's the quickest and easiest way to find a daimyo." Sasuke wrote his name at the end of the letter, thought for a while and asked the person in the mirror, "What do you think of using a round fan as the symbol of the village?" A Uchiha family emblem went up, "I look much better than Konoha's."

Sasuke was very satisfied, and decided that the symbol on the forehead of Tuanfan Village was the family emblem of the Uchiha family, "In this way, the people in the village will remember Uchiha firmly. Poe's crest on his head."

After packing the letter and attaching five pieces of witch's rejuvenating medicine as a bribe, Sasuke believed that the daimyo of the Land of Fire would solve this matter for him.

"You made a big fuss in Konoha, and established your own village so quickly. If I were a high-ranking member of Konoha, I would ignore everything and kill you before you got a firm footing." The man in the mirror said indifferently .

"Absolutely not." Sasuke is very confident, "Konoha will definitely give in to the fire country daimyo."

The man in the mirror, Sasuke, sits cross-legged in the center of the place of consciousness. He can occasionally feel Sasuke's thoughts, but many things only know the final decision. How Sasuke came to this decision requires communication to know.

Sasuke in the mirror sometimes thinks that Kurapika is right to force Sasuke to study, although he doesn't want to admit it, but when Sasuke was 11 years old, his thoughts were more mature and good at thinking than himself.But when he thought of Sasuke sobbing and crying while writing and writing and staying up late to write the paper, all his sighs turned into nothingness.

"When Senju and Uchiha established Konoha Village, the status of Konoha was equal to that of the daimyo, and even the status of the village was slightly higher than that of the daimyo." Sasuke used his mental ability to create a handicraft-like box, and put the letter and All the rejuvenating medicines were put in, covered and placed on the table.

"Because it was an era of war and chaos at that time, and the country had to rely on ninjas to fight. Winning or losing a ninja war is related to the distribution of interests between countries. The daimyo has to rely on Konoha to strive for more interests, so naturally he has to bow his head." The Man in the Mirror Sasuke was surprised that Sasuke had not been here for a long time, and he had almost understood the past.

Well, in the future, if he uses Sharingan to copy reference books and cheat, he should just turn a blind eye.Sasuke the Man in the Mirror found that he could no longer look at Sasuke like a child.

"Yes, that's right." Sasuke sat up from the floor and stretched, moving his wrists. "During the second generation of Hokage, they still barely maintained an equal relationship. After the third generation, it was no longer possible. It has become that the daimyo is above Ninja Village. Even the Hokage of the village must obtain the approval of the daimyo to take office."

Sasuke, the man in the mirror, soon understood what the other person wanted to express.

"After the second generation, the war is over."

"Yes, the war is over, and the ninja as a weapon of war is useless." Sasuke reached out and touched the juice from the table. It was bright red and translucent pomegranate juice.The pomegranates picked from the harvest tree, squeezed and filtered, are sweet and delicious. "The Fire Nation holds the lifeblood of Ninja Village's development, salt, grain and iron ore. Konoha cannot produce and supply these things by itself, so they have to buy them from outside. These things are all a matter of one word from the daimyo."

"So if the daimyo comes forward, there will be no problem." The daimyo who took the rejuvenating drug will definitely prevent Konoha from attacking Tuanfan Village no matter how hard he tries.

"Do you want to send it by yourself?" asked the man in the mirror.

"How is it possible?" Sasuke picked up the box and walked out, "Nissan and Ah Fei are treasures now, how can I leave them alone? I will ask you not to chop them up and give them away."

Bai is also here, and Yue is bigger than the other two. If he doesn't kill him, he won't want a war here.

"Is it unusual for a man to have a baby?" Sasuke went straight to the gym that had just been tidied up, and he didn't need to guess that he knew that everyone was gathered there now.

From [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the morning, the three men exercise according to books such as "Prenatal Care for Pregnant Women" and "How to Give Birth to a Healthy and Smart Baby".

Ah Fei protested very much at the beginning. He felt that the action was very shameful and useless, and said that even if he had a cub in his belly, he could go up the mountain to fight tigers and go down to the sea to catch dragons.

"You've fallen!" Ah Fei said heartbrokenly to Uchiha Itachi who stretched his arms left and right and twisted his waist against the book. "Dangtang is a traitor, don't you feel ashamed to do this?!"

Itachi Uchiha ignored him, and continued to listen to the soft music, exhaling, without giving him a look.

At this time, Uchiha Itachi unconditionally complied with Uchiha Sasuke's request. Even if Sasuke Uchiha said that the moon is square, he would nod in agreement and hypnotize those who opposed it with Sharingan.

In the end, A Fei still couldn't help it. After Sasuke had a cordial conversation, he started exercising with the other two.

There are only a few people in the castle. As a medical ninja, Sakura has to accompany her all the way, and she will stand at the door like a guard no matter what. The newcomers Kakashi and Naruto find it very fresh and naturally want to watch it up close.

Sasuke told Zabuzhan about the current situation, and Zabuzhan agreed to be a messenger for him and send the letter to the Daming Mansion.After talking to Bai, he left the castle with his sword on his back.

"Even if it's obvious, Danzo won't stop in secret." Kakashi knew Gen's style too well. He leaned against the door of the fitness room with his arms folded, and the [-]-year-old Xiao Huang was still in his hand. Books, but there are not many eyes divided into books. He is very interested in the movement of the three people in it now, and looks at them with drooping eyelids.Without blinking, Sasuke mistakenly thought he was in a daze.

"Hey, does Konoha look like this?" Ah Fei screamed in surprise, "I always thought that Konoha was a symbol of justice and peace, hehehe!!" Ah Fei, who was lying on the cushion and raised one leg, was about to roll with laughter. After being glared at by Sasuke, he put away his smile and concentrated on doing exercises.

Before the three Konoha people present could speak, Sasuke spoke first.

"How stupid you are." Sasuke was silent for a while, looking at Obito with sympathy and worry, "Look at me, an 11-year-old child knows that justice and peace have absolutely nothing to do with Ninja Village, how could you Still believe it?" Sasuke rubbed his forehead in annoyance, "What should I do?" He looked at Itachi pitifully, "What should I do if the child born is as stupid as him?"

This is really an extremely serious problem, Sasuke bit the nail of his right thumb and worried.

"I'm so stupid, really, I should know after reading your test paper. I just thought that you just didn't study well, but I didn't expect that you also have problems with your thinking."

Sasuke paced back and forth at the door, "It seems that prenatal education needs to be stepped up." He said heavily, "The reading time is doubled, and the number of test papers is doubled. We can't let the child lose at the starting line!"

At this moment, Sasuke even wants to ask the administrators to think of a way not to return to the island of greed. Can the child of the pregnant stone be changed to only inherit the good part and get rid of the bad part?

"A Fei, I solemnly say," Sasuke's extremely serious expression and heavy tone made everyone's nerves tense. "If your child is stupid, it's definitely not the fault of my pregnancy."

Ah Fei didn't come up in one breath, and his eyes were dark, and he was almost fainted by Sasuke.

"You're talking nonsense!" Ah Fei said angrily, his finger pointing at Sasuke was shaking. "I'm so smart! If you don't believe me...ask your brother!"

Sasuke gave a questioning look to Itachi who had been standing quietly on the sidelines.

A Fei also stared at Itachi, wanting to discuss an explanation for his IQ.

"It's pretty stupid." Uchiha Itachi hooked the corner of his mouth, ignoring the appearance of A Fei who was about to rush over to fight him. "I've been in the organization for so many years, and now I'm still a reserve member, do you think it's stupid?" Since the other party wants to use the identity of A Fei, then he simply evaluates A Fei.

After Uchiha Itachi finished speaking lightly, he picked up the book on the side and began to read.His heart has never been so peaceful, and it is rare to have such an experience in the last days of his life.Recalling the true identity of A Fei that another Sasuke told him, he glanced at Kakashi who was leaning against the door, and lamented that everyone has a bad debt.

Sasuke withdrew his gaze, "Look, it really is like this." He sighed helplessly, "For the sake of the child, just do what I just said."

"Okay." When mentioning the child, Ah Fei couldn't help but agree, and the orange mask was almost burned by the fire from his eyes.

*****

"Why are there two people missing?" Payne looked around at the people in the cave and asked in a deep voice.

"Huh? Did you die outside hahaha!" Didara laughed first, and the two people who were not present were all people he hated.Then his face darkened again, "Hmph! Itachi Uchiha is really useless, he just died like this." Thinking that he hadn't defeated him with his own hands, Didara felt unwilling.

"What's going on? Ghost shark." Xiao Nan asked.

"This," Guixier said, and then fell silent for a while, thinking about what to say. "Is maternity leave allowed in the organization?"

The scene was quiet for a while, Xiao Xiao and everyone looked at Gui Jiao.

"Even if you can, the only person who is qualified is Xiao Nan." Jiaodu said hoarsely, his eyes narrowed slightly, thinking that if Xiao Nan took maternity leave, should other holidays be on the agenda?After the holiday comes salary and benefits.

After receiving the strange gazes from everyone on her abdomen, Xiao Nan grabbed a handful of detonating charms in her hand, and everyone immediately turned their gazes away.

"Ghost shark." Payne said.

"I know, I know," Kisame didn't know what to say, "Mr. Itachi and Ah Fei are both pregnant."

To be a rebel, one must have a heart that has gone through all kinds of twists and turns, has endured thousands of tempers, and can accept everything calmly.

So everyone calmly accepted the fact that Uchiha Itachi and A Fei were pregnant... what a ghost! ! !

Guixie's words were like throwing a fire on dry grass that had been drying for a summer. After a bang, the sky was dimly burned, and the flames were filled with smoke and flames soared to the sky. Everyone was roasted dizzy in this fire.

"...Is this a popular joke this year?" Scorpion asked with a sneer.

"It's not funny." Fei Duan commented.

"Ah, you can confirm the truth of the matter yourself," Guixie folded his arms and said coldly without explaining, "Mr. Itachi means that he is pregnant now, and he plans to withdraw from Akatsuki, and he will concentrate on raising the child in the future. As for A Fei , "Akatsuki's real leader, Guixie glanced at Payne, and the two looked away after making brief contact. "Maybe he will come back after the baby is born."

"A man? Pregnant?" Didara tilted his head and tilted his ear, "...Xie Dan, then admit it, did you do something to my ear?"

"If you don't need the ear, you can give it to my puppet." Scorpion broke his partner's fantasy unceremoniously.

"The two of them are pregnant thanks to your blessing." Kisame chuckled twice, "The stone, you brought it to Mr. Itachi last time, the secret of the Uchiha family is to carry the stone close to your body for a month , Both men and women can get pregnant. After Mr. Itachi took it for a month, he was taken away by A Fei, and both of them became pregnant in the end."

Hiduan, who was standing next to Kakuto, looked at Kakuto's stomach uncontrollably.

Covered in a cold sweat, Jiaodu stared back at Fei Duan fiercely, remembering that little brat told him not to carry it next to his body for a month, so is this the reason?

There was a long silence, and Payne didn't say whether he could take maternity leave, and even omitted the routine content of every gathering.

Xiao Nan, the only female, broke the silence, "Since this is the case, we are in the same organization, and Itachi and A Fei have also made a lot of contributions to the organization. Now they...they are pregnant, we should go and visit."

This proposal was approved by all the members, and a group of rebels in red cloud robes with a black background headed for the Valley of the End.

A group of people came to the door, with a bunch of gifts on Scorpion's back, and the leader, Payne, knocked on the door.

The black-haired and black-eyed child opened the door at the sight of Brother Itachi's child.

Payne looked at A Fei who was listening to prenatal education music and reading books, and felt that Akatsuki might be finished.

"You can't go beyond this line." Sasuke tied a rope to the two pillars, blocking the Akatsuki people who came to condolences behind the rope, "You can't speak or laugh loudly, and you can't do things that will irritate them."

Shiro has already returned to his room, leaving Uchiha Itachi and Hobby to face a group of traitors who came to visit with malicious intentions.

Naruto Sakura, who was helping to entertain, was in a complicated mood. The person who had been beaten endlessly in her previous life just met suddenly.

"Tea, please." Naruto put the tea in front of Payne, and Payne sat down on the sofa without participating in the onlookers.

"Thank you." He nodded slightly to Naruto, sat upright, and didn't look at the fight that was about to start.Instead, he was thinking about what to do with Xiao after the leader went home to give birth.

"Do you like reading?" Naruto did not leave after delivering the tea, but sat down opposite Payne, holding in his hand the "Strong Perseverance" he found from the bookshelf, "This is the famous Writer Jiraiya-sama, based on the book written by one of his disciples named Nagato, I like it very much."

By the time the others had had enough of seeing men pregnant and finally left, Payne had just finished reading the last page of "The Story of Strong Perseverance".

"Can I take this book with me?" Payne asked Naruto after sitting quietly for a while.

"Okay, but let's pay back my Nissan's wages for these years first!" Sasuke appeared with fruit.

Everyone's ears twitched, and they looked at Itachi's younger brother with the eyes of a warrior, maybe they will be watching a martyr after a while.

"What's going on with your organization?" Sasuke sat upright and sat opposite Payne, "There has been no salary for so many years, and there are no holidays and benefits." Poor A Fei, if it weren't for Uchiha, he wouldn't even have money for an abortion. "As the leader of the organization, shouldn't you explain it?"

Payne continued to remain silent, and the agitated mood after watching "Strong Perseverance and Endurance" gradually calmed down, and Wubo's eyes met Sasuke's.

"Akatsuki is an organization that works hard for the eternal peace of the world." Payne replied without changing his face.

"Don't think that I don't like me when I'm young," Sasuke said dissatisfiedly, "Do you think I don't know? In fact, your organization is full of rebellion, right?" He glanced at the other people who were sitting or standing, " Can you look at the faces of members of your organization and say that again?"

Payne: ...can't tell.

Xiaoren: ...It turns out that our organization is for peace?

"Sasuke," Itachi walked over, he was no longer wearing Akatsuki's robe, he had already changed into the one prepared by Sasuke. "You go prepare the dinner for the entertainer and I'll talk to them. Hobby too."

"Oh," Sasuke said reluctantly, and took away Naruto Sakura and Kakashi-sensei by the way, leaving the hall to Nissan and his former colleagues.

I don't know what Nisan said to them. These people left without even eating dinner. Apart from taking a book, there was no conflict.

"Has Nissan already left the organization?" Sasuke asked expectantly at the extremely sumptuous dining table.

"Probably." Itachi sipped the soup and ate strictly according to the recipe formulated by Sakura, not a single grain of rice was too much, and not a single drop of soup was too much.

"Where's Ah Fei?" Sasuke asked Ah Fei who was sitting at the corner of the table eating silently. Since Akatsuki's group of people left, he has been very silent.

"Well, that's all for now." Ah Fei's voice has changed a bit, not as jumpy as before.

"That's great!" Sasuke applauded, "Let's revitalize Uchiha together in the future!"

When he returned, he brought back a reply letter from his daimyo.

The daimyo who was several years younger instantly after taking the pill almost wanted to confess Uchiha in Uchiha Village as a god, and didn’t care about the cause of any conflicts. He insisted on reconciliation between Konoha and Uchiha Uchiha in Uchiha Village, and absolutely not to make trouble in Uchiha Village .

On Konoha's side, the original three generations and the newly appointed five generations did not agree to immediately start a war with Uchiha.After listening to the Senju family's story about the first generation who briefly appeared in the Zhongnin Exam, the fifth generation agreed to leave Uchiha, and even refused to deal with Uchiha.Danzo, the consultant and root leader who doesn't take the promise of the first and second generations to heart, is even more unfavorable.

Under the pressure of the daimyo, the two consultants changed their minds first. Although Danzo was not dead but seriously injured, he couldn't hold it anymore, and agreed not to fight Uchiha for the time being.

"Konoha proposed that we go to the Daming Mansion, and the two parties sign an agreement, the reason is that there has never been a situation where there are two ninja villages in one country." Sasuke said the content of the reply letter to Itachi, "Let's go there immediately. "

"The probability that the one-eyed old man will ambush us on the way is [-]%." ​​Based on his rich experience in watching dramas and manga for many years, Sasuke said with certainty. "Just right, this time I'm going to watch him burn to ashes before leaving."

Sasuke decided to go to Daming Mansion alone, but was strongly opposed by Uchiha Itachi.

"If I can kill him once, I can kill him countless times." Sasuke comforted Itachi, "I can't do it with you on the side, and Sakura and Naruto have agreed to go with me." Sasuke dragged his two A little friend said, "You should take care of your baby at home."

Entrusting the safety of the castle to Zabuza and Kakashi, Sasuke took Naruto Sakura to Daimyofu.

On the second day after Sasuke left, Uchiha Itachi also disappeared in the castle, quietly following his brother.

"What?! They're all gone!!" Ah Fei asked in disbelief.He has been lethargic recently, falling asleep deeply, and using the ring to contact Payne has consumed a lot of energy, and he didn't notice that several people had left.Woke up and couldn't find anyone, and jumped up and down in the castle to make trouble for no reason.

"Calm down," Kakashi said calmly while sitting on the sofa watching "Massacre in Heaven", "They will come back before your due date. Before that, I will take care of you."

Ah Fei sneered and said, "I'm afraid I'll be taken care of by you to death."