Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

A few bowls of pheasant soup every day, Obito drank until he felt like vomiting, and he could hear the soup in his stomach swaying when he moved his body.

When Sasuke put the third bowl of chicken soup in his lunch in front of him, Obito put down his chopsticks. "Can I have a glass of plain water?"

Now Uchiha Obito’s daily water replenishment is all by drinking soup, chicken soup, fish soup, bone soup, frog soup, mushroom soup, in the eyes of the Uchiha brothers, everything can be stewed.Even drinking water is difficult.

"Sakura is not here, and I don't know what to eat in the early pregnancy. The book says to drink more soup, so follow the book." Sasuke said sincerely, "I know it's a bit embarrassing for you, Obito. But this is also For the Uchiha family, you just make some contribution, do something!"

"The Uchiha family?" Obito leaned back lazily, with a malicious light shining in one eye, "You still remember the Uchiha family."

"I also think it's time to find a medical ninja for Obito to take a look." Uchiha Itachi said slowly. "It's almost three months and it's time to show my pregnancy."

Obito turned his head slowly, and looked at Itachi Uchiha with complex eyes mixed with various emotions such as anger, resentment, coldness, sadness, etc. Sasuke who was on the sidelines trembled.

Everyone in the former Akatsuki organization at the same table also had subtle expressions. Many people looked at Obito Uchiha sympathetically, and Didara even stared at Obito's abdomen with an overcompensated expression on his face.

"It turns out that there are such terrible things in the world..." Didara said in a nasty voice, "Where do men's children come from? Scorpion." He chose to ask his partner for help.

"Who knows, a man's body structure does not have a uterus that can conceive." After taking off the heavy shell, the red-haired young red-haired Scorpion with a baby face sat aside, "I really want to cut it open and have a look." The scorpion deeply He took a quick look at Obito's belly.

"Right? My brother also thinks that we should find a medical ninja to take a look." Sasuke deeply agreed, "Then I'll go find Sakura after dinner." Sasuke can't trust others.

"Didn't Uzumaki Naruto say that? Haruno Sakura should be very busy now, don't bother her. Doesn't Scorpion know a good medical ninja? Grandma Chiyo from Sand Ninja Village." Itachi gave Sasuke a chopstick and a chopstick With the food in the bowl, several dishes are piled up in the bowl in an orderly manner, so that it does not shake at all.

The Red Sand Scorpion narrowed his eyes slightly, "Is this a new mission?"

"Come on," Sasuke was unaware of the sudden weird atmosphere, "Since you can be called mother-in-law," Sasuke remembered Nan Luo, who was trembling when he walked and liked being called Miss Sister, "it must be full of children and grandchildren. It's not good to take the old lady away alone."

"It doesn't matter, Scorpion is her grandson, I think she must be very happy to come to Tuanfan Village." Itachi knocked on the table and asked Sasuke to eat his own meal.

Looking at the food piled high like building blocks in the bowl, Sasuke fell into a fierce struggle in his heart, should he eat it or not?This is a question of tough choices.

In the end, the aroma of the food tempted his disappointing stomach, and Sasuke still picked up the bowl. "Brother doesn't have to pack so many dishes for me in the future, I already have a small stomach." While eating, he threw the pot to his brother.

The Scarlet Sand Scorpion was silent for a while, then calmly said: "...she is not a gynecologist."

"It doesn't matter, it just so happens that Uchiha Obito is not a woman." Itachi said lightly while watching his brother eat with a smile. "Aren't you and Didara going to Sand Ninja Village recently? We happened to bring your grandma together."

"By the way, Obito, where is the stone I gave you? Give it back to me. One stone can be used twice, so don't waste the remaining one." Sasuke rubbed his bloated stomach, "By the way, everyone here If anyone wants it, I can give it to you for free."

The vicious Akatsuki organizes the people to rebel: ... What kind of monsters are the people in the Uchiha family?I beg you Uchiha to pit each other, okay?Please don't harm me, please let me go!

With a look of surprise on his face, Obito took out a stone shaped like JJ from his clothes and threw it on the table. With a dull sound, a small hole was knocked out of the stone table, and the splashed gravel fell into Payne's bowl.

Tiandao Payne: ...Although I don't drink, can I not bully people like this?

So he angrily changed his bowl with the scorpion next door.

Red Sand Scorpion: ...Although I am a puppet and I don't drink, can I not bully people like this?

So he angrily changed the bowl that Payne had exchanged with that of Didala next door.

Didara: "Isn't it just a little stone? I can't even eat a little stone!" He picked up the bowl and took a sip of the soup.

The Red Sand Scorpion said coolly, "I don't know if that stone fell from the table."

Deidara looked at the pregnancy stone rolling several times on the table, turned his head calmly and spat out the soup in his mouth.

"Hey, what do you guys look like?" Sasuke said dissatisfiedly, the stone on the table rolled in front of someone, and that person would lean back, as if they would get pregnant if they touched it. "Don't look down on the pregnancy stone, okay? In the future, it will be up to you to save the blood inheritance border that is on the verge of extinction. It is not a woman's monopoly to have children. As men, shouldn't you be happy?"

The only thought in the heart of all the men present at the moment is to make the person who made this broken stone cramp and suffer the cruelest punishment before letting him die, and let him use the pregnancy stone to give birth to seven or eight children.

Xiao Nan, the only woman present, had a smile on her face, and the feeling of being cold and repulsive from thousands of miles away has faded a lot.

"I see Obito is quite happy." Hiduan said with a manic smile.He was so happy that knives flew out of his eyes and stabbed Brother Uchiha to death.

"Anyway, this kind of thing will become the norm in the future," Sasuke grabbed the pregnancy stone from the table, "what's so strange."

Itachi immediately snatched the stone from his younger brother's hand, pulled a piece of cloth from the robe next door, and wrapped it around the stone before placing it in front of his younger brother.

Kakuto, who was serious about drinking soup but was torn off in public in broad daylight, said, "...losing money." He looked at Itachi Uchiha with burning eyes: "How much money did you hide behind the organization's back? You failed the organization And the trust of the members in you! It's time to share the money!"

"Don't talk nonsense! Who doesn't know that your organization never pays wages. My brother earns his own money, so what does it have to do with the garbage organization?" Sasuke angrily defended his brother.

"Hmph," Jiao Du sneered twice, "You first ask your brother if it's all right?"

Akatsuki organized everyone to look at Itachi Uchiha.

"No, I earned it after I left the organization." Itachi calmly shook his head in denial.

Everyone: ...I have never seen such a brazen person!

"Look? You don't want to play with my brother's money! This is the milk powder and diaper money for our Uchiha children in the future." Assistant Zuo said bluntly, picked up the pregnancy stone on the table, and asked again: "Really?" Does no one want it?"

No one responded, Sasuke had no choice but to prepare to put the stone away regretfully.However, holding it in my hand, I soon discovered something was wrong.

Holding the stone in his hand, it turned into a card!After the card turns into a stone, it can no longer be turned into a card. The pregnancy stone should not be able to turn into a stone.

'An ordinary roadside stone, oddly shaped, but seemingly useless. '

The card is so annotated.

"You tricked me with a fake rock." Sasuke threw away the card casually, "I'm really angry this time." Sasuke said softly.

No wonder, after more than two months, Ah Fei still has a six-pack abs!No signs of pregnancy at all!He actually replaced the pregnancy stone with an ordinary stone of the same shape, so that even if he carried the stone on his body for a year, he would not be pregnant!

Sasuke stood up calmly and overturned the table.

Xiaoren deserved to be an S-rank traitor, they moved away the moment the table was turned over, the soup didn't splash on them at all, Jiaodu was quick to snatch a piece of meat.They all stood far away, watching Uchiha's internal disputes.

"Who do you think will win?" Jiao Du gnawed at the meat and opened the plate.

"Is this still a gamble?" Scorpion said with a smile, "Sasuke Uchiha."

Uchiha Obito looked very calm in Sasuke's rage, he stood by the wall indifferently, looked at Sasuke with an unpredictable expression: "Ah, it was discovered so quickly, I thought we could keep it a little longer."

"Really? It's enough for you to be proud of hiding it for so long." Sasuke said coldly, "It's the second time, and I really won't forgive you."

Xiao people's onlookers quickly shifted from the indoors to the open air. After the two Uchihas fought, the small house was quickly blown up.

After the battle between Senshouzhujian and Uchiha Madara in the Valley of the End, there was another big battle. The difference is that the people who did it this time became two Uchihas.

The confrontation between the two turned the entire Valley of the End into a battlefield. The little Tuanfan Village that remained after Sasuke and the Red Sand Scorpion fought the night before was now completely smashed into pieces by the sweeping airflow, flying and spinning in the air. .

"It seems that Uchiha Sasuke still kept his hand last night." Didara shook his head and said, "If it was this level last night, Scorpion, you might not be able to bear it, right?"

The purple Susanoo can perform all kinds of ninjutsu that has never been heard or seen before, and the Uchiha Obito with only one Sharingan is ethereal and intangible.

"That eye is very similar to yours, Payne." Xiao Nan stared at Sasuke Uchiha's eye in the field.

"That eye's pupil power is probably higher than that of Samsara Eye." Payne replied calmly.

"So Uchiha Sasuke wants to win? Uchiha Obito only has one Sharingan, and Uchiha Sasuke has two and they are different." Didara said with a sullen face. One of his wishes is to defeat Uchiha Itachi, look now, the youngest Uchiha Sasuke has this kind of strength. Does he have to wait for Uchiha Obito to give birth to a new Uchiha to realize his wish to defeat Uchiha?

"No, Uchiha Obito is better in combat experience, and every ninjutsu they use now has very high requirements for Chakra. I guess this battle will become a war of attrition. It depends on who can stick to it. to the end."

Sasuke has forgotten to be angry at this moment, he can't even remember why he fought with this person, the smooth battle makes every nerve fall into a state of extreme excitement, every ninjutsu used does not go through the brain, the body naturally Even after using it, I don't feel tired, and there is a steady stream of energy pouring out of my body.

No one can stop me, this idea is constantly expanding, and the destructive factor inherent in the human body has the upper hand at this moment.He wants to destroy the world, Uchiha Obito is just incidental.

It was Uchiha Obito who stopped first, he faintly felt that Uchiha Sasuke was out of control, and irrational people have stronger brute force than others.What's more, there is also a Uchiha Itachi.

The anger of being threatened, the humiliation of being forced to become pregnant as a man, the despair of not being able to save the important person, these feelings were too late to think about during the battle, and the mind calmed down instead.

Uchiha Sasuke is a little lunatic, he doesn't want to defeat himself, but wants to ruin everything, if he continues to let him go on like this, it will become difficult to deal with.

Uchiha Itachi also made a move, and the orange Susano appeared again. It took a lot of effort to join hands with Uchiha Obito to make Sasuke fall into a deep sleep without causing serious damage.

"Do you want her to die again?" Putting Sasuke under the tree, Itachi asked the embarrassed Obito lightly.

Uchiha Obito's emotions that had just stabilized began to fluctuate again. He clenched his fists, his red pupils were burning with angry flames, and his teeth creaked, "If Lin dies, I will definitely hold your brother Let's go to hell together!"

"You made a mistake." Itachi spread out his palms, and a ball of water slowly rose from the lake and slowly flew into his hands.He sat down next to Sasuke and washed his dirty face with water. "Nohara Lin died a long time ago. I brought her back to life, so even if I kill her, you have no right to comment."

He spoke slowly, and Obito's anger had no effect on him at all. Uchiha Itachi focused most of his attention on the sleeping Sasuke, not even his bleeding eyes.

"You resurrected her just to threaten me to have a baby?" Obito jumped out word by word, and every time he said a word, the ice in his eyes became thicker.

"Of course not. What I thought at the time was to make you give up your ridiculous desire to create a peaceful new world, and join me in destroying this world completely." Itachi said blankly.

"Are you not tempted? The method recorded on the slate of the Uchiha clan can bring absolute peace to the world." Obito looked at Itachi with the eyes of a lunatic, "I remember your original wish, didn't you also want a A peaceful world?"

"Yes, but later I discovered that I have more important things than world peace. When my most important things no longer exist in this world, then there is no need for the world to exist."

"But now I've changed my mind." Itachi smiled slightly, "My important things are still there."

"Is he your brother?" Obito sneered.

"Sasuke is of course my younger brother." Itachi gave Obito a warning look, "If you still want Nohara Rin and Hatake Kakashi to live well, don't do unnecessary things."

"I want to see them." After a moment of silence, Obito spoke.

"If you are safely pregnant with the child Sasuke wants." Itachi thought for a while, "I can let you meet her. I heard that Rin Nohara was also a very good medical ninja back then, maybe I can let her to take care of you?"

Uchiha Obito instantly felt that he was the donkey chasing the carrot that could never be eaten, he snorted coldly, turned around and left.

"Since you are not pregnant, you will rebuild the house you broke." Itachi did not forget to give him the task.

"Why!" Obito roared angrily, "It's clear that your brother and I broke the house together! Everyone can testify!" He turned his head to look at Xiaoren standing far away.

Everyone turned their heads as if they didn't see it.

Obito desperately thought this was Akatsuki?Even Payne and Xiaonan, who had been led by him for a short time and knew that he was the real leader of Akatsuki back then, remained silent.This spicy chicken organization must be finished!

"Sasuke is still a child," Uchiha Itachi moved out "he is still a child" which is one of the top three golden sentences of bear parents. "You are an elder, how can you care about a child?"

Are there any children who beat their elders to blood? !Obito Uchiha is furious!He glared at the two brothers sitting under the shade of the tree, and left bitterly.

After Obito left, Itachi blinked and wiped away the blood and tears from his right eye. "Looks like this one won't last long. Prepare a new one for me."

Orochimaru came out from behind the tree, with a cold smile on the corner of his mouth, he raised Itachi's chin with his pale and cold fingers, his hard nails scraped through the reddish blood stains, "I found that Uchiha is more interesting than I thought ," the hoarse voice laughed, "Sharingan's stock is running out, do you still remember the agreement between us?"

"After all the sharing eyes are consumed, my body will be yours to study."

"I think it is necessary to add a time limit to this agreement. If you look at your brother's eyes, I'm afraid you will be reluctant to give me your body when the time comes."

Sasuke kicked Orochimaru far away with a flying kick.

"What are you daring to peek at my brother's body!" When he woke up, he heard Orochimaru wanting his brother's body, and his heart was agitated. Kozakura said that Orochimaru was a pervert, it was true!

"Brother, don't be afraid! I will protect you!" Sasuke said loudly, "I will never let Orochimaru get close to you!" He waved his imposing hand, drawing an invisible line, "If you dare to come over, I will Turn you into a roasted snake!"

Xiaoren: I didn't expect you to be such an Orochimaru!

Dida tightened the collar of his robe: "I've always thought Orochimaru was weird, but I didn't expect him to be such a person."

Orochimaru Fengping was murdered.

After more than a dozen shadows/bodies of Obito rebuilt the house, Itachi has persuaded Sasuke to give Obito another chance.

"This time I will personally supervise you." Sasuke gave Obito the pregnancy stone, and said with a serious face. "Stop trying to play tricks."

"He won't." Itachi vouched for Obito, "Don't worry, we will all supervise him together."

"I see," Obito snorted, "but Sasuke, when I get pregnant, will it be your brother's turn?" There was a malicious smile on the corner of his mouth, "I think children who are about the same age , isn’t it better to play together? It’s hard to grow up alone.”

Sasuke glanced at Obito approvingly. "Yes, you have now learned to think from the perspective of a parent. This opinion is very good," he turned to look at his brother, "I have a lot of pregnancy stones. In fact, I don't need to wait for Obito to conceive. I can give you one right now." new."

After speaking, he looked at his brother expectantly, hoping that his brother would immediately nod in agreement.But my brother's face was a little blue, and his smile was unnatural.

"Did you eat your stomach? Brother." This was the only thing Sasuke thought of. "That's why I said no medical ninjas, I can't wait until Scorpion takes over his grandma, I'll go to Konoha and bring Sakura here tomorrow." Sasuke insisted, "Brother can't stop me this time. "

"No, I think he's ashamed." Obito continued fearlessly against Uchiha Itachi's ice-cold eyes, "He never thought that two people could conceive at the same time, which delayed the growth of the Uchiha clan. Naturally, I feel guilty. You should give him a pregnancy stone right now, let him contribute to the growth of the Uchiha clan, so that he will not feel uncomfortable."

"Is that so? Nissan?" Sasuke asked, "It's okay, I didn't think about it, but it's still too late." Sasuke took out another pregnancy stone, "Here, bring it."

Xiao Xiao everyone watched the development of the situation quietly, and the two Uchiha family finally completed mutual pitting.They secretly expected Uchiha Itachi, who was obedient to his younger brother, to take over the stone.

"But if two people... get pregnant together," Itachi's voice was dull, "What about the money for raising the child? What if there is an enemy attack?"

"I," Sasuke said boldly, "I'll make money and I'll protect you!"

"You're still young," Itachi rubbed Sasuke's hairy head, "let's wait."

Sasuke was upset, Sasuke became emotional, he tightened his hand holding the pregnancy stone, his black eyes rolled around, "Since my brother wants to make money and protect us, then let me get pregnant." He said With a bright smile, "I've been wearing this stone close to my body from today on." Holding the pregnancy stone, he thought about where to tie the stone on his body.

Amazing!Everyone sighed in their hearts. It seems that among the three Uchihas, Uchiha Sasuke is the most powerful.Take a look at this weakness, it's perfect!

Everyone looked at his brother-in-law Itachi Uchiha in unison, it's all about this, so let's take the stone with him.

Itachi glanced at everyone, turning a blind eye to the expectations in their eyes, "You are only 16 years old, Sasuke." He said seriously, "Have you forgotten the books we have read? The best pregnancy age is after 22 years old .You are too young now. If you are pregnant, it will not only be bad for you, but also bad for the child. If you really want a child, you have to wait a few more years."

At this time, the rich knowledge reserve saved Uchiha Itachi.

Uchiha Obito was very unwilling. He didn't expect Uchiha Itachi to actually read those books related to gestation. He spoke clearly and logically, and he persuaded Uchiha Sasuke easily.He wanted to pit Uchiha Itachi also failed.

"By the way, Nissan, why isn't your former partner Kisame here?" Sasuke asked suddenly.

"He still has something to do with another person, and he won't be here in a few days. Why are you asking this?" After the crisis passed, Itachi returned to his composure.

"When you get pregnant with the pregnancy stone, the child will look like whomever you have been in contact with for the longest time. Didn't I tell you?" Sasuke asked strangely, "You agreed well at the time, let you The child in the stomach looks like a ghost shark."

As soon as the words fell, everyone quickly avoided, trying their best to avoid intersecting with Obito Uchiha, and Didara even jumped out of the window.No one wants a child who looks very similar to himself to emerge from Uchiha Obito's belly.

so horrible!

Gotta find a way out of here!Definitely not coming back until the baby is born!

"What are you panicking?" The corners of the masked faces were very calm, and they said calmly, "Sasuke Uchiha is looking at Kisame."

Obito Uchiha was trembling with anger, even if he was pregnant and had a child, he actually wanted to give birth to a child who looked like Kisame!So bullying!

Even Uchiha Itachi, who is obedient to his younger brother, has no way to agree calmly at this moment.

He began to seriously look at his younger brother, a Uchiha who looks like a ghost, are you serious Sasuke?Sasuke's aesthetics were quite normal when he was a child.