Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"Who is this?" Sasuke bit the spoon and looked at the girl who was feeding Obito with a gentle smile, and was poked on the head by his brother, teaching him not to bite the spoon.

"My shadow avatar/body." Obito raised his eyelids and said angrily, then turned his head and took the job from the shadow avatar with a soft expression.

"How boring are you..." Sasuke was speechless, it was fine to conjure up a shadow part/body to serve the main body, and turned into a child. "Is it your favorite type?" Sasuke asked curiously, looking at Obito with dark eyes.

Obito's shadow part/turned-in girl is a cheerful type, with a warm smile, very pretty, with two pieces of oil paint on her cheeks, she looks playful and cute.

Sasuke just asked casually, but he didn't expect to see a touch of red on Obito's unevenly colored face.

"Hu... what nonsense, you!" Obito lowered his head and slammed the rice, the tips of his ears were so red that they were about to bleed, and Kageko/Kage also smiled softly, standing quietly beside Obito, still Gave him a bowl of soup.

"Eat slowly, Obito, why is it still the same?" Ying Fen/Komo said softly.

The atmosphere at the table froze for a moment.

"Is it my illusion?" Fei Duan murmured, "I always feel a little sick."

"Me too." Didara nodded in agreement with an ugly face.

On the surface it seems that a group of single dogs are being fed dog food, but actually it is because the real body of a gentle woman is actually a big man......

"Excellent drama." Facing Obito's self-directed and self-acted performance, Xiaonan calmly commented, and there was a little more sympathy in his cold eyes.I can only use the shadow part/body to match my performance, I don't know why I suddenly feel that Obito is very pitiful.

"It's actually true..." Sasuke looked at the red-faced Obito in disbelief, "I didn't expect you to be a lolicon!" The expression on his face changed from shock to disgust, " Teenage girl... Obito, you won't do weird things with your shadow, will you?"

"Shut up! I won't do strange things to Lin!" Obito got angry, and the shadow/body dissipated with a bang.

"Sasuke, you are still too young, you know too much about some things." Itachi Uchiha said worriedly, "It's too early to have a girlfriend."

Sasuke was terrified by his brother's eager eyes, and always felt that his brother had made up some bad things.

"Brother, you think it's strange?" After Sasuke was silent, he raised his head and said helplessly: "Isn't having a girlfriend a problem that you should consider at your age?"

Sasuke put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth, poured a glass of water at hand, coughed twice and cleared his throat.

After getting along for a while, Uchiha Itachi, who knew Sasuke a little bit, had a bad feeling.He felt that he might have said the wrong thing.

The other members of Akatsuki at the dining table silently speeded up their meal. Every day, the drama of the three of Uchiha's family is very exciting, which makes people reluctant to miss it.

"Originally, I wanted to talk about this question after the village was built and the child with soil was pregnant, so I could spare some time." Sasuke sat up straight, "Brother, when do you plan to find a girlfriend to marry?"

"Obito at least has a girl he likes, although the girl is about the same age as me." Sasuke gave Obito a meaningful look, "But we are not conservative people." Sasuke said to Obito, "If Girls don't dislike you for being too old, and we have no objections."

Obito, who hadn't been gloating for 30 seconds, quickly withered away. He thought of Lin who was resurrected by Uchiha Itachi, maintaining her teenage age when she died.It's still a little girl like a flower bone, cute and beautiful, but she is several dozen years old.

Will... be rejected? !

Obito Uchiha panicked a little.

Indeed, from the perspective of appearance, of all the people present, only Uchiha Sasuke is more suitable for Lin.Obito was heartbroken, although he didn't want to admit it, Lin liked Kakashi back then, Sasuke Uchiha in front of him, if he didn't speak, was very similar to the young Kakashi.

"But what about you? Brother," Sasuke said bitterly, "You don't even have a girl you like! With the good looks of our Uchiha family, it's impossible to find a girlfriend. No matter how you think about it, it's Akatsuki. The fault of the spicy chicken organization!"

"It has nothing to do with us Xiao Nan?" After a moment of silence, Xiao Nan said.Anyway, the name Akatsuki was also decided by her and Nagato Yahiko at the beginning, Xiaonan was not happy to be so disgusted.She glanced at Itachi Uchiha, "It's your brother's own fault no matter what you think!"

"When we joined Akatsuki, we never said we would have a girlfriend." Payne, who was beside Xiaonan, also said expressionlessly.

Sasuke was choked up, and stood up unconvinced: "If only my brother is alone, let's see if you know who is not still single at a young age. Even if there is an Obito, he is still a person who likes more than him. The abnormality of a teenage girl, Orochimaru had a little love triangle scandal when he was in Konoha, is there any more after Akatsuki?"

Sasuke patted the table to lay out the facts and reasoned, and looked at Xiaonan not to be outdone. "Look, you know it's the truth, right? As the leader, you don't care about the living conditions of the members of the organization. The garbage organization is doomed!"

"The leader is still single too." Scorpion chuckled twice, raised his eyelids and glanced at the silent Uchiha Itachi, "Just worry about your Uchiha family's affairs."

"I don't know when I have a love triangle scandal." Orochimaru seemed to be very interested in his own gossip, and said eccentrically. "Sasuke-kun, can you tell me in detail?"

Sasuke ignored it, picked up the cup and drank half of it, then retracted his eyes with a swipe of his mouth and turned his eyes to his brother.

"That's right, I don't care at all whether others want to be single for life. What I care about is you, Nisan, you should find a girlfriend and get married. Although we have the pregnancy stone now, we can't give up the original reproduction. The way. Think about it," Sasuke guided, "How interesting it is for a couple to conceive together, take care of each other, communicate with each other, and experience the difficulty of pregnancy and childbirth together, which is very beneficial to the stability of the family."

After finishing speaking, he drank the remaining half glass of water and looked at his brother expectantly.

Everyone in Akatsuki also looked at Sasuke and his brother expectantly.

"Have you forgotten? Sasuke, I have a girlfriend." Sasuke's elder brother Uchiha Itachi put down the bowl, wiped his mouth cleanly and then said slowly.

Like a thunder on the ground, it rumbled directly into the ears of everyone present.

"Impossible!" Deidara, who has always been dissatisfied with Uchiha, was the first to question, "When did you have a girlfriend?!"

"Hehe, when everyone is working so hard for the organization, you, Itachi Uchiha, Akatsuki..." Kakuta paused and omitted the last few words, anyway, everyone present should understand I understand, "You actually found a girlfriend behind our backs. This behavior is as bad as you secretly saving a small treasury behind our backs!!"

At the thought of money, Jiaodu's anger was full. He slapped the table with his palm, and the thick stone table cracked like a spider's web.

"That's right, you have to review yourself." Fei Duan also helped his partner to speak, "No wonder I asked you to dedicate your body and mind to Lord Cthulhu with me. You refuse every time. It turns out that there is a woman, haha."

"How come I never knew," Sasuke looked at his brother suspiciously, "Wouldn't it be a lie to me?"

"We have known each other since we were very young. She hugged you when you were a child." Itachi said with a faint smile, "You cried and fussed as soon as you were in her arms, and my brother laughed as soon as he brought you back." Itachi said vigorously Rubbing Sasuke's head, "Sasuke, you don't have to worry about these things."

"That's not right, Itachi." Obito said suddenly, "I remember she died, right?" The corner of her mouth curled up maliciously, "That night, she died."

The smile on Uchiha Itachi's face dissipated, he closed his eyes slightly, and then opened them again, looking at Obito with his scarlet Sharingan. "Ah, that's right, she died." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and played with the water glass in his hand, and stopped talking.

Sasuke glared at Obito, turned his head to comfort his brother but didn't know what to say.

Looking at the elder brother with a lonely face and lonely eyes, he has fallen into the memory of the past.No wonder my brother is handsome, rich and capable and still single. Was it because he was hurt by love?Sasuke rubbed the center of his brows, how should he comfort him?He has no experience!

Everyone in the Uchiha family is a dramatist.All the non-Uchihas present thought so. Obito Uchiha, who had a loli girlfriend to take care of him and talk to each other, is a dramatist, and Itachi Uchiha, who misses his girlfriend like death, is also a dramatist.Who doesn't know that the Uchiha clan was all killed by him.

The topic of the girlfriend had to be given up, and Sasuke had to give up the plan in his heart to let his brother get married as soon as possible and the couple get pregnant at the same time.

Obito thought for a while, then transformed into a shadow part/body again, regardless of other people's perverted eyes, firmly made the shadow part/body into Lin's appearance. "Kakuto, Orochimaru, and Hidan are the closest ones, keep a distance from me, and don't appear in front of me if you have nothing to do. And Scorpio, don't let your puppets approach me, it's too ugly." Then thought for a while, "It's all right No one should appear in front of me."

"What do you mean?" Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, and said with a half-smile: "Have you started worrying about the baby in your belly now?"

Others who were still confused also suddenly realized that they were worried that the child in their stomach would look like other people.

"Don't worry about that," Didara pouted, "I beg you not to go." The thought of a child who looked like him coming out of Obito Uchiha's belly gave goosebumps all over the floor. "Just wait for Guixie," he said with a smile, "Guixie and Jue have already succeeded, and they will be back soon."

Obito turned a deaf ear to Didara's vicious curse, and only said to Uchiha Itachi: "Don't look for me if you have nothing to do in the future, and don't look for me if you have something to do, tell Kisame and Zetsu for me, don't appear in front of me. Don't forget you It's also Uchiha," Obito smiled, "Sasuke, the child is required to be born, will you help bring the child after it is born? And your brother, will you help?"

"Does it need to be said?" Sasuke felt very relieved, Obito had already considered so much, which showed that he really accepted the pregnancy this time. "Of course we will help bring it, right Nissan?" Sasuke turned to his brother and said.

"Yes." Under the gaze of his younger brother, Itachi could only agree.

"Look, you will have to hold, feed, and take care of this child in the future. If you want a kid who looks like Kisame to call you brother, you can ask Kisame to come to me, but I don't mind." Obito was confident at the moment. , looking at Itachi Uchiha calmly.

Fuck, this is really ruthless, the crowd around the audience applauded Obito Uchiha.But think about Itachi Uchiha holding a miniature version of Kisame in one hand and holding a feeding bottle in the other, coaxing the child to eat with a gentle smile...

Suddenly feel very emotional!How about letting Kisame get closer to Obito Uchiha without telling him?Everyone exchanged a wave of glances with evil intentions.

"I don't care," Itachi said instead of being furious as Obito imagined, but very calm. "It's just a brother."

Obito froze for a moment, carefully observed Uchiha Itachi's demeanor, and found that what the other party said was true, not forced.

"After all, you are the child's...mother? Father?"

Uchiha Itachi said, come on, hurt each other.

Since that incident, he has hated threats of all kinds.

"Don't you think your younger brother's aesthetic needs to be saved?" Obito looked at Itachi incredulously, the corners of his eyes twitching. After all these years of getting along, he always felt that Uchiha Itachi's aesthetic was still within the range of normal people.

Sasuke raised his head when he heard his name, "What's wrong with my aesthetics? My aesthetics are normal, right? Brother."

Itachi paused, nodded and said, "Yeah."

This person is hopeless, everyone in Xiao thought bitterly, they could even open their eyes and tell lies for the sake of their younger brother.

However, Sasuke was still a little dissatisfied, "What's the matter with that suspicious pause? What's wrong with my aesthetics?" He pushed away the dishes on the table, and used his mental ability to materialize his many treasures.

There are black fur-collared fur coats, green jumpsuits, red and blue bodysuits with capes, black capes with painted skulls, loose-fitting kimonos, battle suits full of nails...

"Choose one." Sasuke smiled reservedly, and generously indicated that everyone could choose one. "I thought about it carefully. Since you are going to join Uchiha's Tuanfan Village, you can't wear the clothes you organized in the past. It's time to change your clothes."

"Can I quit?" Didara raised his hand, "If you must choose one of these clothes." He looked at Itachi Uchiha as if he was dead, "I want to quit."

"Exit, exit!" Fei Duan swished the long scythe in his hand in the narrow space, "Master Cthulhu doesn't allow me to wear such ugly clothes!"

"How ugly!" Sasuke was upset, "Compared to your fishnet shirt nail polish, I don't know how normal it is! Brother, tell me, do you know how to wear it?"

Uchiha Itachi, who immediately became the focus of attention, remained calm. Between the majority and the minority, he chose the minority—his younger brother.

"The black fur collar fur coat is not bad." He chose a more normal one among the many strange ones.

"Am I a fool to wear a fur collar fur coat in summer?" Deidara picked up the fur collar coat with two fingers in disgust, "Tsk, Uchiha Itachi, you are really hopeless. Quit, quit! I don't play with fools !"

"Can't you wear a fur collar fur coat in summer? Your vision is too narrow." Sasuke shook his head contemptuously, "I've only seen a person who wears a fur collar fur coat all year round. Even the courage to wear a fur collar fur coat in summer None? Hmph."

"Stupid." Xiao Nan's evaluation hit the nail on the head.

"Let my brother wear purple nail polish, even toenails, you have no right to say that." Sasuke was not to be outdone and tit-for-tat.

"Okay, just change the material of the clothes and keep the shape." Itachi Uchiha made a final decision, "I'll wear this from now on." He glanced at everyone lightly.

Didara, who jumped the highest, murmured and stopped jumping.

"Obito, since you want a girl so much, why don't I give you another stone that can conceive a girl? I'm also curious, will the two stones be pregnant with twins?" Sasuke was slightly excited, "Twins If possible, triplets and quadruplets are also possible? Men are physically stronger than women, so they should be able to conceive more, right?"

What kind of devil is this?

Everyone looked at Sasuke Uchiha worriedly, the two Uchihas in Akatsuki overwhelmed everyone, and now the third one was better than blue.When I think that Uchiha Sasuke's will will take the leading position in the future, I really want to leave the organization!

"No, thank you, I like to let your brother conceive by himself so much." Obito refused indifferently, got up and left with his shadow.

After eating, it was time to start working, because Sasuke also participated in the destruction of the village, and was ordered by his brother to participate in the reconstruction of the village, saying that he wanted to let him feel the difficulty of building a village, and he would pay attention to it in the future.

But everyone is a ninja, and they are used to fighting to decide what happens, and they don't care so much when fighting.Therefore, in order to prevent the village from being destroyed again, it was decided to build the entire village in the middle of the high lake. If there are villagers in the future, they will be built by the lake and spread in a circular manner.

And the river valley below is reserved for future fights, building a training ground and so on.

With too many people, the village cannot be built so simply.

Orochimaru requested to have its own research institute, Scorpion had a room for making puppets, and Payne requested to prepare rooms for the other five paths as well, and the planning would be very complicated if there were more requirements.

Fortunately, there are enough puppets for Scorpion, and each has his own ability to become an S-rank rebel.

Deidara, who was born in Iwanin in the land of earth, is also very good at bombing/bombing Tudun. After all, he is also a disciple of Tukage. Several Tudun and earthquake cores have created a large island in the center of the lake. .

Xiaonan made three bridges out of paper, Scorpion's puppet carried wood and stone bricks, and Orochimaru was responsible for taking over Sasuke's work and planning the construction of the village.

"Strength is not enough for an excellent ninja, strategy is also very important. Although it is meaningless to mention it again, when I was in Konoha, I was not famous for ninjutsu power." Facing Sasuke's suspicious gaze, Orochimaru spoke hoarsely. voice explanation.

"Are you good at raising snakes?" Sasuke changed the topic so quickly that Orochimaru couldn't adapt immediately, so he just nodded.

"The farm is yours." Sasuke pointed to the plan, "Just build it together with your laboratory. Going to the mountains to hunt every day is not an option, you have to keep the animals in captivity. After you build it, go catch some wild boars and hares." Pheasants, and cows and sheep too. I hope you keep the other animals as good as the snakes."

"Of course, if you can work hard and cultivate some animals like your snakes that can be eaten and used at critical times, it will be of great help." Sasuke thought for a while, "I will ask my brother to give you an award. An honorary villager award."

Orochimaru: "...Thanks, I don't want to be your Uchiha's honorary villager."

After leaving Orochimaru, Sasuke went to the center of the village to see Didara.

"What are you pinching?" Sasuke finally couldn't help asking after staring at Deidara for a long time.

"Didn't you ask me to pinch Uchiha Madara?!" Didara yelled angrily, "I warn you not to spread this matter, art is explosion/explosion, why should I come to make such a rigid statue? !"

Sasuke remembered that he told his brother that Tuanfan Village should have its own logo, and that a statue of Uchiha Madara should be erected in the center of the village like Uchiha Park. Unexpectedly, his brother handed over the task to Didara.

"Is this Uchiha Madara?" Sasuke turned around the statue standing in the center of the village, "I have always despised Konoha's Yanshan, knowing that I saw your Uchiha Madara statue."

Sasuke raised his finger and pointed not far away, "Not to mention, there is still a statue of Uchiha Madara standing there, do you think the white lump you made is the same person as the statue over there?"

Deidara: "...This is the processing of art, art! Do you understand art?!"

Sasuke shook his head sadly: "I don't know art, but I have eyes. I have to tell you, Deidara, I will engrave your name on the cornerstone of the statue. You know, the current ninja world has all kinds of skills , In case the ancestors of our Uchiha family come back to life one day and see this statue you made..." Sasuke looked at Didara with the eyes of admiring the martyr, "I'm afraid you won't be able to escape."

Didara swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "You...don't scare me, let Xidan do things like statues, he has a lot of research on eternal art." Didara tried to throw the blame away.

"Sorry, I want to control the puppet to build a house, but I don't have time." The smiling Scorpion coldly rejected Didara.

Sasuke had to work hard to get a real photo of Uchiha Madara for Didara, and Obito, who was locked in the house with the beautiful girl who turned into a shadow and did not go out, provided the transfiguration technique, and Sasuke turned into a Polaroid .

After giving the photo to Didara, Sasuke made another request, which is to use his clay to make the statue into a type that will explode/explode when it breaks.If someone wants to be unfavorable to Uchiha, he will definitely not let go of the statue of Uchiha Madara.

"I believe in you, come on, genius artist."

After encouraging Deidara, Sasuke continued to wander around, but he found that Hidan secretly made offerings to his evil god in the shrine of Uchiha's house.

Sasuke went back carrying Hidan whose nose was bruised and face swollen by him.He knew that Fei Duan couldn't be killed, but what should hurt would still hurt. Using the torture method taught by Brother Illumi, Fei Duan was tortured a lot.

The three Uchihas were very angry about this matter, thinking that if the Uchihas came to the shrine to worship in the future, the object of worship would become the evil god of Hidan, so they beat Hidan again.

"Hee hee... Lord Cthulhu will not let you go..." Fei Duan, whose face was swollen into a pig's head, smiled uglier than crying. "I will definitely kill you...you people who are disrespectful to Lord Cthulhu..."

It took half a month, thousands of Xie's puppets worked day and night, and finally built the new Tuanfan Village.

Looking at the neat and quiet village, with the fragrance of wood floating, Sasuke turned around and said to the others: "After the village is built, fighting in the village is strictly prohibited in the future. Fights must be fought at the training ground below."

Probably everyone participated in the construction, and no one refuted Sasuke's request.

Kisame came at this time, together with black and white Jue, and their mission target this time, Four Tails Monkey King's Jinzhuriki, wandering ninja Lao Zi.

"Now we have achieved seven-ninths of our goal. After the seal of Four Tails is One Tail," Payne said, "What are you going to do with Konoha and Nine Tails? If it wasn't for you because of your brother, Nine Tails should be in your hands now." gone."

"According to the plan." Uchiha Itachi's eyes fell on Sasuke's back, "Now there are more than one Kyuubi. I can leave one for Sasuke."