Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"It's too much." Sasuke protested to his brother with a straight face, "Why don't you bring me to play?"

After Kisame and Zetsu came back, Sasuke was coaxed by his brother to go hunting in the forest before he could greet them properly, or use his shadow/bodies to move building materials. The adults had something to do.

Even though his brother and the others were all in black fur-collared coats, it didn't calm Sasuke's anger at feeling ostracized.

The child feels that he is already an adult, but he is rejected by the circle of adults and told him that you are just a child, and he is very angry.

His elder brother Itachi Uchiha stood peacefully at the side and looked at him, with a helpless smile on the corner of his mouth, no matter how noisy Sasuke was, he would not let him go and let him join the 'adult conversation'.

"That's enough, children should be more obedient, okay? If you make trouble again, I'll send you to Lord Cthulhu!" Fei Duan said with a sinister smile, sticking out his bright red tongue and licking his lower lip, "Mr. Cthulhu I like a kid like you."

Sasuke looked at Hidan with the eyes of a mentally retarded person. When he was three years old, no one used such lies to scare himself.

"Here, play with it." Deidara threw a ball of white clay to Sasuke impatiently, "I hope you blow yourself up to death."

Am I an idiot for blowing myself up?Sasuke kicked the clay away with a jio, and it exploded into a brilliant firework in the air.

He glared angrily at the people who had already put on fur-collared black coats. He didn't know what method his brother used to make these people change their clothes collectively.

"Okay, stop making trouble, it will be over soon. You go to the forest and bring back the ingredients for today's dinner, and we're done. Didn't you say you want to eat tonkotsu ramen? Go hunt a wild boar and come back." Itachi rubbed Sasuke's head, "Forgive me Sasuke, this is the last time." He poked Sasuke's forehead again as usual.

Sasuke snorted unhappily and ran away.

"Go in." Itachi took the lead, and a circular seal suddenly appeared under his feet, with black runes intertwined. Unfathomable underground.

After everyone entered, the entrance of the cave was slowly closed, and the damp and cold air rushed in. At this moment, they were walking towards the bottom of the lake.

No one lit the fire, and after walking forward for a while, the walls of the cave began to emit faint fluorescence, like a passage leading to a magnificent alien world.

"What are these?" Xiao Nan was startled by the scene in front of him for a moment, raised his hand to wipe the wall, scraped off a layer of powder and stuck to his fingertips, and even the fingertips also emitted a faint fluorescence.

"It's a kind of algae that can emit light." Dirada, the creator of the deep cave at the bottom of the lake, said proudly, "If you mix this thing into clay, the bomb/bomb you make will also glow. I call it a tracer bomb. When it explodes, it is brighter than other bombs, and after the explosion, luminous powder is sprinkled down, which is very beautiful."

Then his girlish heart was unceremoniously ridiculed by his partner, the Red Sand Scorpion.

"A lot of people who still like to make dolls don't have the right to laugh at me!" Didara retorted bluntly.

"So much algae, when did you collect it?" Xiao Nan smashed the powder between her fingers, flicked the powder on her fingers, and the tiny light spots flickered. She began to believe that the tracer bomb that Didara said would explode quickly. nice.

"Just bring a little. Iwanin Village has a special secret technique that can make the crops grow and mature quickly." As a disciple of the third generation of Tsuchikage, the old man Ohnoki did not hide any secret techniques, and handed them all over to him. The bastard actually ran away to prove some art, and the old man was so angry that he got a big bald spot.

"Since the Land of Earth has this kind of secret technique, why did you participate in the ninja war several times?" Orochimaru refrained from asking. "I don't have to worry about eating and drinking every day I plant the land."

What was the Ninja War started for?Isn't it just for resources.There is such a secret technique, and they come to meddle in it, is it true that human beings are greedy?

"What, since it is a secret technique, can anyone use it casually?" The chakra consumed at one time is not a small number. There was a period of famine in the history of the Land of Earth, and many ninjas used this technique. Take the time to die from chakra, and later it becomes a secret technique.

"The planting in the village will be left to you in the future, Didara." Itachi said without looking back.

There was only the sound of quiet footsteps in the cave, one by one passing from the side of the petrified Didala.A chuckle sounded in his ear, it was his partner, the Red Sand Scorpion, who patted him on the shoulder.

Everyone in the Uchiha family is assholes!Didara confirmed again in his heart.

After walking the winding passage for a long time, it finally reached the end point, a wide and huge cave.There are more fluorescent algae here than in the passage, illuminating the entire cave like a white night.

The extraction process of the four tails was very smooth. They had done the same thing six times and were used to it.

"Now there are only one tail and nine tails left, when will we do it?" Payne asked.

"As soon as possible, Kisame and Jue brought back the four tails, and this time they stayed in the village. The rest of the people went to Sand Ninja Village." Itachi replied, "The departure time is set in two days."

"Everyone?" The red sand scorpion tilted his head, his soft wine red hair showed a magnificent color under the fluorescent light, "Are you going to destroy all the sand ninja?"

"Why? Can't bear it?" Guixie smiled, "That's right, after all, that's the village where you were born. I heard that you still have relatives in the village?"

"No, I don't have the slightest affection for that village. I'm just curious," he looked at Itachi Uchiha, "Will everyone be dispatched together when Konoha comes?"

"Of course." Uchiha Itachi said lightly, "With Konoha's strength, it is not so easy to bring out Kyuubi."

After the seal was over, everyone returned to the ground along the long passage. At this time, the sunlight was just right, making people dazzled.

The village has been built, and it is not suitable for the people who suddenly become idle.Itachi took Didara, who had planting secrets, across the long paper bridge and came to the lake to reclaim farmland.He himself went into the forest to find Sasuke.

Quickly turning around in the nearby forest, the expression on Itachi's face gradually became dignified, and he performed the shadow division/body technique, and a dozen Uchiha Itachi quickly spread out like sharp swords, galloping in the forest.

After searching around carefully, he was sure that his brother had left here.

After returning to Tuanfan Village, Itachi's face was so gloomy and terrifying that even Didara, who was the most jumpy and liked to step on Uchiha Itachi's painful feet, silently followed without daring to make a sound.

"Sasuke left, I'm going to find him and come back. If I haven't come back after two days, you go to Sand Ninja Village first, and I will meet you after the matter is resolved." After a simple instruction, Itachi turned around and left village.

He met Obito Uchiha on top of the stone statue in Senju Pillar.

"Fake is fake." Uchiha Obito said with a half-smile.

"I hope you can say the same to Nohara Rin." Uchiha Itachi walked past Obito without squinting, and the wind brought by it was a bit of air-conditioning.The hot sun was basking in the sun, and Obito even pulled the fur collar coat on his body.

The current Uchiha Itachi reminds him of the day when he killed Danzo and snatched Sharingan.

Ninjas have always been clean and quick in their actions. If they didn't need torture to get information, they would be killed with one blow.

The blood and stumps all over the place, the lingering Danzo was tortured and killed.

Danzo died very comfortably. Compared with what he suffered when he was alive, death should be considered very comfortable.

"When will you let me see Lin?" Obito's body blurred the moment Uchiha Itachi touched him, and it reappeared when Itachi passed through his body.

"Wait until you get pregnant." Uchiha Itachi stopped in his tracks.

"Actually, you don't care about this child very much, do you?" Obito laughed angrily after hearing this, "I just assigned a task, and I don't see any discount you gave me, a man who is about to get pregnant."

"Sasuke likes it." Itachi admitted bluntly.

"I think you're crazy, Uchiha Itachi." Obito said softly, "Why don't you give Akatsuki back to me, and you can take your brother to do whatever you want."

"Aren't you a lunatic? Obito Uchiha." The wind messed up Itachi's long hair, and strands of black hair danced wildly around his cheeks. "Everyone in the Uchiha family seems to have this problem." Itachi smiled very nicely, with flickering lights in his black pupils, "Because important people died, they became crazy. Uchiha Madara is like this, you That’s right, so am I.”

"Uchiha's Sharingan requires intense emotional fluctuations to produce changes. From opening eyes to eternal kaleidoscope, every improvement in pupil technique requires stronger emotional fluctuations. Kaleidoscope needs to witness important people die in front of them. Sometimes I would think, is it Uchiha's extreme feelings, or does Sharingan need such extreme feelings?"

Uchiha Itachi raised his hand and touched his eyelids lightly, feeling the rolling eyeballs under his fingertips, "It feels like the Uchiha clan is controlled by these eyes."

"Who knows." Obito looked at the rushing waterfall and replied after being quiet for a while. "Thinking too much will make you bald." He glanced at Itachi's black hair. "I just want to know, where did you lock Lin up?"

Obito secretly scolded Kakashi for being a coward, for being imprisoned with Lin for such a long time, he couldn't think of a way to escape, he was ashamed of his Sharingan.

"It's time for you to mature, Obito." Uchiha said earnestly, "Nohara Rin is an important tool for me to threaten you. Before everything is resolved, do you think I will tell you where she is?"

Obito Uchiha glared angrily at this scheming guy. "Don't forget, your weakness has also appeared."

"It doesn't matter," Itachi turned around, "It depends on which of us is more ruthless. If Sasuke, at worst, I will kill him again, and I still don't remember anything when I come back to life."

"You are so scary." Obito was silent for a while, clenched his palms into fists several times and then loosened them.

"When you are really pregnant, I will consider letting Nohara Lin take care of you." Itachi's answer disappeared in the wind with his retreating figure.

With a sneer, Obito took out the pregnancy stone from his coat, weighed it and put it back.

After returning to the village, Obito felt that everyone's malicious eyes were on him.

"Oh, Obito, I heard that you're pregnant, congratulations." Kisame suddenly appeared in front of him, with blue-gray skin like a legendary water ghost, smiling and showing a mouth full of white shark teeth.

Suddenly seeing Kisame at close range, Obito Uchiha buzzed in his head, and Sasuke's crisp voice echoed in his mind: Look at Kisame more during pregnancy, and you will give birth to a Kisame.

A ghost shark will be born.

Obito took a deep breath, blinked, lowered his eyelids and refused to take another look at Kisame, and hid in his own time and space with a swish.

"Huh?" Kisame, who was left confused, didn't know, "Didn't you say that everyone congratulates Obito? Why did he react like this?"

The people who encouraged Kisame to congratulate Obito looked calm and acted as if nothing had happened, "Probably because they are shy." They said, "Go to Kisame and get close to him more and he will know."

Kisame: "...I always feel that you guys are cheating on me. When did Akatsuki become a warm and friendly charity organization?"

Kisame sneered and was not fooled.

Everyone dispersed bored.

Obito drilled directly into his room from time and space.

After the village was built, he chose a tree house built on a big tree.The big tree is very thick. It was moved from the virgin forest far away when making the green ring of the village. It is as thick as a dozen adults holding hands.

The tree house is ten meters above the ground. Climb up the rope ladder. The tree house is firmly located in the branches of the big tree. The wooden boards protrude from the branches to expand the space. The tree house hidden in the shade is spacious and bright, and the living room and bedroom are separated. , and a small balcony and washroom.The water pipe is hidden in the trunk of the tree and brought up, and a single Uchiha Obito in it is enough.

After returning to the tree house, Obito turned on the faucet and poured a handful of cold water on it, shaking his head frantically, trying to get Kisame's smiling face out of his mind.The drops of water drilled out of the wooden wall were absolutely thrown by him.

"...It seems that Obito really cares about your pregnancy." Jue's head poked out from the wooden wall, "Actually, I think Kisame's appearance is not bad?" Jue proposed My own point of view, "Amphibious is also a skill."

"Get out!" Obito casually picked up the mouthwash cup on the sink and threw it at it.He not only doesn't want to see Kisame now, he also doesn't want to see this kind of half black and half white alien creature.

The mouthwash cup bounced back against the hard wooden wall, landed at Obito's feet and bounced for a while before calming down.She crawled out of the floor without aggrievedness, and the mouthwash cup on her head came out from the bottom of the sink, and then slowly all of them came out of the floor when they reached the center of the living room.

"You still have half of me in your body," Jue murmured dissatisfiedly, "It's too hurtful to drive people away like this," Jue tilted his body, looked at the mirror inside through the door of the bathroom, and raised the corners of his mouth to reveal A piercing smile. "I think I'm pretty good-looking, it's fine if you dislike Kisame, why do you dislike me?"

Why do you despise you? Do you have no points in your heart?Obito frowned.

Absolutely walked around Obito, his eyes were full of curiosity, and he stared desperately at Obito's stomach.

"Obito, look at your body, I made half of it with white Jue. If you really conceive, who do you think should be ours?" Jue asked suddenly.

Obito only felt that the breath turned over in his throat, and he couldn't swallow it or spit it out, it was so stuck that he couldn't breathe.

"Or half is yours and half is mine?" Jue guessed excitedly, "In this way, the child in your belly will have three colors. No, no, if it looks like a ghost shark, it will be four The colors are different. My black and white, your yellow, and Kisame’s cyan, do you think these colors will be separated or mixed together?"

Obito just wants to kill Jue at the moment.

"Have you found out where Uchiha Itachi hid Lin?" Taking a deep breath, Obito told himself that he couldn't kill this foolish man yet.

By the way, it is said that Uchiha Madara was definitely made out of the cells of Senju Bashirama, so being so stupid must be the fault of Senju Bashirama!No matter how bad it is, it's Uchiha Madara's fault. Look at what these two people have come up with!

"No, Itachi hides people very well, and the Bai Jue I sent out couldn't find any of them. I guess he used the ability of Sharingan to hide people." Jue wobbled in the tree house. Turning around, "Obito, are you really going to have a baby?" Jue's eyes rolled. "Have you decided to abandon the idea of ​​a peaceful new world?"

With a sneer, Obito took out the pregnancy stone from his arms and threw it on the chair beside him.

"This is just a way for me to delay time temporarily. When all nine tailed beasts are collected, my wish will come true." Obito said hoarsely.

"I knew you wouldn't accept your fate so easily." There was soft applause outside the window, and a head poked out from above, it was Sasuke Uchiha who was said to have left the village.