My assist is helping my boyfriend to counterattack [Campus]

After the cut, he could hear the man whispering in his ear.

"I was wrong, okay, brother, brother."

The group of people cleaned up properly, Wen Ma took aim at Lu Xingkong's bag early, and flew over like an arrow off the string, Huahai was so startled that a carp stood up on the spot, thinking it was some kind of daring school speeding thief.Wen Ma dragged the bag into his hand, then turned to look at Lu Xingkong.

"Let me get it for you!" The two said in unison, and Wen Ma saw his Bao Zheng and his six relatives being hugged by Lu Xingkong in denial.

Gao Haoyu laughed quackily on the side: "Jiaohua, look at them, do they look like that "Let me help you, someone took my bag". "

Huahai: "Hahaha, Lao Gao, you are talented, just right."

Neither of the two wanted to let go first, not to be outdone, as if other people's things were better than their own.

Wen Ma carefully understands the term "boyfriend power". Isn't the core of "boyfriend power" just power?Grabbing Huahai's bag, "I'll help you."

Lu Xingkong didn't know what was causing the wind, and he reached out to the classmates who came together: "Zhang Rao, bring the bag."

Two people carve up the world, one for you, one for me, one on your body, one in your hand, stacking more than 20 bags on your body, as if you just robbed a bag factory.

The two gangsters divided the spoils unevenly. They blew their beards and stared in full view, and pulled the last one, Gao Haoyu's backpack.

Lu Xingkong: "I don't need you, I'll do it!"

Wen Ma: "You have played football hard, I will come!"

Gao Haoyu never thought in his life that there would be two men fighting to give him a backpack. Seeing his bag twisted and deformed, he wanted to cry without tears: "Brothers, please do me a favor, I will do it myself..."

In the end, the two faltered, but took the lead, chasing after each other, and neither of them would give in.

A group of people followed behind with empty hands, looking around worriedly, fearing that some enthusiastic people would call the anti-school violence hotline, so that Uncle Security would make his debut and catch someone with stolen goods.

Huahai and Gao Haoyu, who was the only one to protect their property and withdraw from the matter, looked at each other and said in unison: "What do you think they are planning?"

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Vomit, stupid people can't blame the organization

3. 36 strategies, "smart" is the best strategy

Wen Ma rubbed his sore shoulders, took a shower, spread out on the bed, the phone jingled and rang wildly next to him, and when he opened it, he saw Wen Hua's life-threatening strings of hair.

Give me a fafa: Brother!How is it? Are you and your sister-in-law making progress?

Give me a FAFA: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Give me a fafa: brother?

Wen Ma couldn't put it into words, and his heart was full of thoughts of firing this voluntary consultant.

unicorn: ...

Wen Ma discovered his sister's little secret during the last vacation: she always turns on a small lamp in the dead of night, and makes a hey hey sound to the phone screen or a small book.

She also found out three of her hidden identities - the up owner of a certain website's video editing area, the creator of a certain app with a small number of fans, and the author of a certain website.

Suddenly, a new friend application pops up on WeChat: Sky requests to add you as a friend.

He clicked on it, and instantly his eyes stared like searchlights, his back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, and his whole body was refreshed.

There are three words lying in the application remarks: Lu Xingkong;

Immediately agreed.He suddenly felt that he should secretly throw one hundred and eighty coins and one hundred and eighty mines to Wen Hua.Open the chat box with Wenhua immediately.

unicorn: Ah, he added me.

Give me a fafa: ah ah ah!Really! www I will be ready to share money.

unicorn: not so fast.What should I do next.

Give me a fafa: This love cupid tells you, 36 strategies, "coincidence" is the best strategy, starting tomorrow, you will have all kinds of coincidences, all kinds of encounters, in short, let him feel that the two of you are a perfect match, The kind that binds you together from head to toe with Yuelao red rope.Do you understand?

unicorn: understand.

Coincidence, chance encounter, right?Wen Ma took out the registration form from his bag, and took out the one for Lu Xingkong.

Wen Ma's handwriting is like a dragon and a snake, and Lu Xingkong's handwriting is earthworms digging the ground.Wen Ma's eyes widened, and he had to go to a small shop to sell a granny's magnifying glass before he managed to recognize: Lu Xingkong, Class [-], Class [-], Department of Chinese.

Chinese department?The guy who yelled "sit up in a dying dream, laughingly asking where the guest came from" when he was back in high school was from the Chinese department?

The allocation of special admissions for this major is too wild and unconscionable.Wen Ma shook his head helplessly, and clicked on the website of the Academic Affairs Office:

Freshman class schedule of the Department of Chinese.

download……

I was lucky, except for a few classes, almost all of them were staggered with my own classes.On Wen Ma's face, there was a smile of grandma wolf who ate children.

According to big data and model analysis, students who don't like listening to lectures will tend to choose seats in the middle and back rows;

According to common sense, the best paddler will not choose the last row;

According to relevant psychological knowledge, the position by the window is conducive to improving the mood and the secretion of dopamine, especially in campus love.

Wen Ma, a junior full-time excellent student in the School of Chemistry, skipped the compulsory course in the morning, and sat in the golden seat of the Chinese compulsory course "The Beauty of the Book of Songs" energetically, and stretched his neck and looked forward to it.

There is a prepared breakfast in the bag, double.Coupled with the scenery outside, it is completely at the right time and place...

Discord!

Hearing the horse counts the heavens and the earth, and he missed the most important step. As a top player who must skip elective courses and choose to skip compulsory courses, how could Lu Xingkong come to Zaoba?

But he still persisted in his dedication to work, and made a clear and complete note for Lu Xingkong, which could be handed down for three generations.

The phone vibrated in the cloth pocket, and Wen Ma found out that it was the grandson of Huahai.

[The chat records of unicorn and the sea are full of water]

The sea is full of water: horses?Why didn't I see you?no?You will skip class?

unicorn: There is something wrong.

The sea is full of water: how could you not come?Hahaha I laughed so hard, it was wonderful just now, I have never seen Brother Liu eat so much in my life [laughing]

unicorn: Your life is not over yet.

The sea is full of water: do you want to know what it is?

Wen Ma knew that he was addicted to cheating again, so he didn't want him to do what he wanted, so he kept it in his mouth, so that it would be interesting if he couldn't eat it or spit it out.

unicorn: I don't want to.

The sea is full of water: okay, you don’t give me face, do you?You beg me, even if you call me dad, I won't tell you "angry".

I thought you had some kind of friendship with that freshman from yesterday, so let me tell you about it, so you can do it like this [Goodbye]

unicorn: which freshman?

The sea is full of water: I won’t tell you (omitted);

unicorn: The road is empty?

The sea is full of water: I don’t know (spread hands);

unicorn: father;

Huahai was drinking water, and sprayed Gao Haoyu in front of him with a sip of water. He was startled and jumped to Lao Gao, like a monkey jumping in the sky during the Chinese New Year in his hometown.

Professor Liu on the podium had a bad complexion, but after such a disturbance, he became even more angry, and he groaned, "Hua Hai, get out!"

Wen Ma waited and waited, and finally got the news from Huahai.

The sea is full of water: I was kicked out by brother Liu just now, for the sake of calling me daddy, I forgive you for now.

It's that student Lu, I don't know if he's interested or what, he came to our classroom to attend a class today.

Wen Ma was startled, and replied, "Our classroom?"

The sea is full of water: yes.As a result, he didn't listen when he came. He stretched his neck and waited for a while, then fell asleep on the table, right in the first row, which was called a deep sleep.After the first quarter, he grabbed his schoolbag and ran away in front of Brother Liu;

unicorn: ah this;

The sea is full of water: Brother Liu can’t recognize everyone in our class. He was so sleepy that he was so angry that he went up to stop him and asked him if he couldn’t speak well and why he skipped class;

The sea is full of water: In the end, the old man said directly, "I will never learn chemistry in my life", and left without looking back.

Angry Brother Liu's face was green and green, and he asked us what his name was, and we wanted to deduct his points and fail his exam.

But he is not from our class at all. If we don't tell him, he will say that we cover up and are traitors.

The sea is full of water: Oops, I heard him call the roll!what do you do

unicorn: ah this;

Wen Ma put down his phone, unable to calm down for a long time.So, he skipped class to accompany Lu Xingkong in class, but he ended up going to his classroom?Also acted in a big play?Still named?

Okay mom, what kind of human suffering are these.

The phone vibrated again, and the sea of ​​flowers was calling again.

The sea is full of water: After finishing the horse, five people answered for you at the same time, what should I do?

Wen Ma really didn't dare to sit on the sidelines for the next class, so he went to his own classroom honestly.

On the way, I ran into Huahai, with a bitter expression on his face, but Wen Ma didn't care too much. He put his arm around his shoulders, walked with him to the classroom, and asked as he walked, "How did Brother Liu deal with it in the end."

Hua Hai's entire face was almost lost by spittle, and his small eyes turned into mung beans: "Don't mention it, where did you go to the five people that Brother Liu asked, you really dare to say those five. Lao Gao said that you had a fever, and San Mao said that you broke your bone when you fell from playing football, and each person got sick, and you are about to die soon..."

He took a peek at Wen Ma, and at the first glance, he felt a ghost in his heart. Wen Ma suddenly realized: "You and Brother Liu said what happened to me."

Huahai wheezed and smiled: "I don't know what they said about you. They picked a new one and said that you have hemorrhoids and can't sit on the chair."

Huahai hadn't finished speaking when a fierce blocker came to him, slapping his cockscomb head