My assist is helping my boyfriend to counterattack [Campus]

hit party.

Wen Ma still had a spring-like expression on his face: "There is something new, Jiao Hua, it really belongs to you."

The two were fighting while walking, and when they entered the classroom, Hua Hai was suddenly stunned: "Oh my god, why are you here again?"

Lu Xingkong was wearing a slouchy gray hoodie, his hair was combed casually, and he was sitting in the first row with a big face. At first, he was walking casually, and suddenly his eyes gathered behind Huahai, which was indescribably dazzling.Wen Ma instantly retracted the hand on Hua Hai's shoulder.

He was about to say hello to Lu Xingkong, but the other party was even faster, pointing to the seat next to him: "Brother Wen, don't you want to sit down?"

Of course Wen Ma would sit there.Although he doesn't often sit in the first row;

Although he is so close to the teacher, the little Jiujiu in his heart can't count anything and can't do anything;

Although he didn't listen to this class, he still knew what the teacher was going to say.

But he would still sit there, it was the seat next to Lu Xingkong.

Wen Ma patted Hua Hai's buttocks, "I'll sit with my junior."

Out of the corner of his eye, Lu Xingkong's face froze, and then he returned to normal.When he sat down, he put down the spring chair and rubbed his legs with his hands that were too late to withdraw.

Wen Ma's eyes froze, and the sky was bright and bright, and he started playing with fire again.

He didn't want the other party to pay attention to his blushing face, so he had nothing to say: "Why do you come to our class? Do you want to change your major?"

Come on, Lu Xingkong scored 50 points in chemistry in the college entrance examination, and just set a flag of "I will not study chemistry in this life". When I was a freshman, I listened to the core compulsory courses of the junior year. How could it be possible to change my major?

Lu Xingkong: "Yes, I want to change my major."

He looked at the other party's flustered expression without changing his face and heartbeat. He didn't know what to reply for a while, took out the class notes of "The Beauty of the Book of Songs" he just made from his bag, and handed it to Lu Xingkong: "I just, I went to listen to this class in my spare time, you may be able to use it.”

Lu Xingkong took the notebook, obvious surprise flashed in his eyes, he held back for a long time, and choked out a few words from his throat: "You, also want to change your major?"

Ha, I'm in my junior year, did you switch to reread?However, it can't be said that I went there just to meet by chance, Wen Ma: "Well, yes."

He is different from Lu Xingkong. He doesn't dare to look at people when he is lying, and he didn't notice that the other party glanced at him while he was not paying attention. He only heard Lu Xingkong say: "Brother Wen...then we, in the future , study together, take classes together?"

Right on target!Wen Ma realized that he and Lu Xingkong actually had a tacit understanding of achieving the same goal by different routes. Except for the Ming Tombs dug out from his toes, it could be regarded as a harmony of zithers and zithers, so he nodded hurriedly.

Hua Hai in the back seat witnessed the audience, and roared in his heart: I am so old that I can see everything, this day is so outrageous.

The outrageous things are still going on. As soon as Professor Liu, who was in class on Wednesday, entered the door, he saw the couple of dogs and men in the first row in front of him. Suddenly, he went over and scolded Lu Xingkong: "You didn't beat me to death. If you jump down, won’t you take chemistry again?”

Lu Xingkong: "Really fragrant?"

Professor Liu turned to Wen Ma again: "Your hemorrhoids are healed?"

Wen Ma's inner OS: Help!Xingkong is still young, don't say such things in front of him!

4. Men's Heart Seabed Needle

Wen Hua's studio took away his mobile phone during the training camp. In order to ensure his brother's lifelong happiness, he sent a large luxurious package all the way.

It took a lot of effort to remove the outer layer of tape, and saw a burst of holy light. Wen Ma pulled out a huge human pillow from the inside. big characters:

Old, woman, hug, pillow;

There is also a line of intimate instructions from the manufacturer behind: Friends!Wife pillow, give you wife-like warmth!Let you live a happy life cuddling your wife and sleeping!

Gao Haoyu passed by at the right time, and clicked his tongue: "Okay, Brother Ma. You can't be judged by appearances, you are very, very hungry."

This is not over yet, there is a mysterious device under the wife's pillow.

Even more shocking: high nose bridge kissing exercise device - to help you find the right angle, so that you don't have to worry about the trouble of poking your face with the bridge of your nose, and give your other half a happy tomorrow!

Huahai also passed by and clicked his tongue: "Professional, really professional."

Just as Wen Ma was seriously considering whether to throw Wen Hua out of the window of his house, under the high-nose kisser, three kits shone with wisdom.

A note is stuck on it: Please open it one by one in stages according to the color depth.

Wen Ma shook his head while dismantling the first one, this little girl is quite flamboyant.

The first tip: do what you like.

There is also a warm reminder from fafa: the most important thing to grab a man's heart is to grab a man's stomach——

First of all, Wen Ma targeted one person——Lu Xingkong’s roommate Zhang Rao, who eats with Lu Xingkong most of the time, and who post meals on Moments, um, a bad habit.So, Wen Ma immediately added his WeChat.Prepare to treat him as the No. [-] detail.

What he didn't know was that the dormitory of the freshman Chinese Department not far away was engaged in a war without gunpowder smoke, and it was the Shura field.

Zhang Rao yelled wildly: "Ah! Team Wen! Team Wen took the initiative to add me! Am I going to be in the first group? Am I going to make a fortune?"

Lu Xingkong: "I don't know if I will fly or not, Huang Tengda, you are making such a big noise, you are going to be beaten!"

Wen Ma browsed through Zhang Rao’s circle of friends. There are five canteens in M ​​University, and the color and shape of the tableware in each canteen will be slightly different. Wen Ma spent two days counting the restaurants that the two went to every day. He carefully studied Lu Xingkong's timetable and drew a rough activity route on the school map.

Then, it is to calculate the law and model.

Although Wen Ma's major is chemistry, he is good at computers and big data. After completing the preliminary work, he sat in front of the computer and started typing.When Huahai saw it, she thought it was a cutting-edge project, but she stretched out her head to have a look:

Um?Restaurant usage model?

Wen Ma didn't move like a mountain: "Oh, help the school's rights and interests department to do a survey and statistics."

Knowing yourself and the enemy, you will never end in a hundred battles. Wen Ma has already obtained first-hand information from No. [-] agent Zhang Rao without anyone noticing, just waiting for the opportunity to carry out investigations and camps, and wipe out the enemy.

From then on, there was one less young man who was serious about his own food in the cafeteria, and one more patient who went to see others.

Wen Ma also carefully took notes: on Monday, mapo tofu, four taels of rice; on Tuesday, Maoxuewang, five taels of rice;

A week later, he made a note at the bottom corner of the page: After a week of observation, he found three regularities—only ordering one dish for a meal, liking spicy food, and disappearing at dinner.

Wen Ma's mother and stepmother are all from Cantonese. He likes to eat light and delicious Cantonese food with his mouth. He doesn't like Lu Xingkong's hot oil and spicy food. After checking it all over, he was fully prepared to start his plan of "following what he likes".

As soon as I turned on my phone, a red dot appeared on WeChat, click on it, and I saw this line of words:

Sky: Brother Wen, can we have a meal together?

Wen Ma was startled, what kind of luck is this?The attack target directly hits the muzzle of the gun?

Come on, he took the time to check whether he saved the galaxy today in history.

The meal appointment was at a restaurant outside the school gate, Wen Ma arrived early, and first ordered five or six Sichuan dishes for Lu Xingkong, such as delicious frog fish head, spicy rabbit head, and brain flower tofu. twitch.Today, I will risk my life to accompany a gentleman, anyway, the beauty is delicious.

Lu Xingkong came just after the order was made. Seeing that he was still looking annoyed, he saw the horse and looked at his watch. The two of them arrived a full hour earlier than the appointed time.It's just four o'clock, and dinner is about to start.

When Wen Ma saw that Lu Xingkong handed him the menu, he directly gave in, and when Lu Xingkong said the name of the dishes such as Maoxuewang Spicy Chicken, it meant that he had already ordered it, creating an illusion of a tacit agreement.

Lu Xingkong: "I want a crystal shrimp dumpling."

Wen Ma:?

Lu Xingkong: "I'd like another serving of white-cut chicken, a serving of char siew in honey sauce, and a serving of fish head tofu soup."

Wen Ma:?

Lu Xingkong: "Not spicy."

Wen Ma:?

The waiter probably sighed in his heart that the tastes of the two are really different.Wen Ma flipped through the statistical charts on his phone, and then clicked on Lu Xingkong's secretly photographed file in the photo album. After carefully confirming that the other party's ancestral home is indeed Sichuan Province, he hesitated and said, "You... have an upset stomach today?"

The person on the opposite side hesitated, "No, it just tastes lighter. Do you like these?"

Wen Ma saw that Lu Xingkong blinked at him, his heart was hesitant and full of anger, he was about to make a mistake, and said that he was the same, when the door creaked open.

The waiter brought the oily red oil, "Student, your frog fish head is ready."

Wen Ma looked at the enlarged black question mark on Lu Xingkong's face, and sighed, "I ordered."

Half of the table is prosperous, and half of the table is light. There is a clear distinction between the two, and the two are relatively silent.Lu Xingkong visibly waved his index finger at the spicy chicken, and a very dangerous thought appeared in Wen Ma's mind: Shouldn't it?

Could it be that Lu Xingkong ordered according to his own taste?

With an excited heart and trembling hands, the old horse's heart is about to float away!

Smell the horse against the roses that are full of heart and lungs.Suddenly, there was a sound of bumping the ground, and a large bowl of fish head tofu soup appeared in front of his eyes. Lu Xingkong smiled at him: "Brother Wen, you can also try my order."

Wen Ma Zhengchou didn't have any steps to go down, so he was so beautiful that he couldn't find the north in an instant, and reciprocated by stuffing his most unacceptable brains to Lu Xingkong, watching the plate that spanned from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, showing his signature smile