It's my first time being a cat

Seeing that Zhu Xiaoming turned around excitedly on the spot, and tiptoed back and forth with his two feet, he was extremely excited, but unfortunately Zhu Xiaoming was held by Gu Jingyao, and it couldn't reach him, so he could only stretch his neck eagerly, wanting to use it Smell Zhu Xiaoming's hairy tail with the tip of his nose.

With a bitter face, Zhu Xiaoming nervously checked whether his paws were all retracted, for fear of being licked by the overly enthusiastic dog Chutu, he would never forget staying at Qiao Qirui's house How annoying this silly dog ​​was in those few days.

With a headache, Zhu Xiaoming put his paws on his forehead, and sighed, why is he so miserable? Not only did he get bald buttocks in the last broken variety show, he was also scolded by birds, and now he is stuck on by a silly dog, help...

Thinking of what happened to him during this period of time, Zhu Xiaoming felt aggrieved, his throat choked up, and he pretended to wipe his tears with his paws, like a showman.

Fang Hui watched it very interestingly, pointed at Zhu Xiaoming and said to Gu Jingyao: "Hey, you cat can still cry, this play is very good, I think I can let pigmy be the leading actor in my next movie !"

Actor?What hero?

Zhu Xiaoming closed his voice, stopped his fake crying, and blinked his bright eyes at Fang Hui. If the actress asks him to act, he can join the group at any time!Beautiful sister, look at him!

Fang Hui was so amused by his reaction that she couldn't stop laughing. She liked Gu Jingyao's little chubby cat so much, she pinched Zhu Xiaoming's face again and boasted: "The pig is so cute! It’s so meaty, it’s so fun!”

Zhu Xiaoming looked at Fang Hui, then at Gu Jingyao, and remembered that this guy could not save him, so he lowered his head and resigned himself to Fang Hui's rubbing.

Hey, look away, every cute kitty has to go through this...

Gu Jingyao watched Fang Hui's hands with red nail polish sticking to Zhu Xiaoming's cheeks, rubbing the stupid cat's fluffy silver-gray long hair, couldn't help squinting his eyes, then turned around calmly, and put Zhu Xiaoming pulled himself into his arms, and said to the program crew in a neutral manner: "Since everyone is here, let's talk about what we are going to do today."

It was time to start working, Fang Hui could only let go of her hand, and whispered to Gu Jingyao, "Stingy, no one will pinch you."

Zhu Xiaoming patted his chest with lingering fear. Although Fang Hui is a beautiful woman, her hands are a bit strong, and the pinching is sore and painful. I wonder if his face will get bigger and bigger...

Zhu Xiaoming was anxious about his face when he suddenly felt that someone was pressing his fingers on both sides of his cheeks and rubbing them lightly. The strength was not as indifferent as Fang Hui's, but it was just right, relieving the soreness on his cheeks and making him feel comfortable narrowed his eyes.

He looked up at Gu Jingyao and gave a soft mime.

"Mi?" Why are you touching me?

Gu Jingyao smoothed Fang Hui's messy hair with his fingers carefully, pinched Zhu Xiaoming's face and shook it from side to side, it was soft to the touch, like pinching a piece of cotton candy, no wonder Fang Hui liked pinching pigs so much.

Before Zhu Xiaoming stretched out his paw to pat him, Gu Jingyao let go of his fingers, hooked his lips, and commented with great interest: "It's really fun."

Zhu Xiaoming blinked his eyes and shook the tips of his ears unnaturally.

What, what fun, how can anyone comment on others like this...

Taking advantage of this time, the director introduced the rules of this season to everyone. This season of "Family Has Evil Pets" added some two-person interactive tasks for the main pet, which need to be completed by the owner and the pet. In order to give the guests enough motivation to do the tasks, The program adopts a point system, and the accommodation and entertainment facilities during the recording period must be exchanged for points.

The director pointed to a magnificent country villa behind him, and said: "Today there will be some simple tests, in terms of obedience, personality, intelligence, etc., pet training experts will rate several pets, and the pair with the highest scores will be fine Move into the big house behind me."

Zhu Xiaoming dismissed this, even if he was bullied enough by these evil pets, he is still a human being, much smarter than dogs and starlings, there is no reason to lose, the big house has to be him!

Zhu Xiaoming is sure to win, but Yuan Xiaoqi is a little worried. The king is very uncooperative. I think her score will be at the bottom in a while, and she has prepared for the worst. She raised her hand and asked cautiously: "If the score is the lowest? If so... what will happen?"

The director rubbed his chin and laughed maliciously: "Of course there will be punishment for the lowest score. The big house is hard to live in, but you can stay in the small black house we carefully selected!"

Zhu Xiaoming followed the direction of the choreographer's fingers, only to find a small wooden house pitifully crowded beside the big villa, which looked dilapidated and gloomy, and if he didn't say anything, he would think it was a firewood house.

Zhu Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, and looked sympathetically at the cold and world-weary Xiao Bi and the bitter-faced Yuan Xiaoqi in the corner, hey, it's pitiful for the two of them to live in such a house, the program crew is too cruel!

"Okay, now that everyone knows the rules, let's start recording the first day of having a bad pet, and then let our pet experts see who the worst pet is!" The director clapped his hands, Let the staff move a small platform and signal a few pets to stand on the platform for shooting.

Zhu Xiaoming was the first to straighten out his chest, stepped on Gu Jingyao's arm gracefully and jumped down, and stood obediently on the circular platform. He also deliberately posed a T-step, half-turning his face to the camera, so as to make him look thinner.

The camera scanned from bottom to top, and after the shot was finished, Zhu Xiaoming turned his head to look at the competitors around him.

Xiaobi still doesn't look at people with eyes, and stares at the director with a pair of drooping eyes full of murderous intent, as if thinking about how to murder her trouser legs a second time. This lethal guy let go.

Fang Hui's side was even more interesting. Mynah was happily pecking at the rice on the platform. After eating, he looked up at Fang Hui, and found that Fang Hui didn't intend to feed it. His yellow eyes rolled around, and he called out in an uncle's voice. Said: "If you don't eat this, if you don't eat that, what energy do I have to live!" Fang Hui sighed speechlessly, and continued throwing rice resignedly, hoping to stop its mouth.

Chutu is not bad-tempered, but he is also a little too stupid. He is like a primary school student who can't sleep when he is going on an outing the next day. He has never touched the ground at the same time with all four feet. He stepped on Qiao Qirui several times excitedly. Gao's Samoyed had a lot of strength, Qiao Qirui grinned in pain, his face was as ugly as it could be.

Zhu Xiaoming looked around and felt very proud. Let's see, how do these two dogs and this broken bird compare with him? Are they as elegant and cute as him?Isn't Xiao Mi like him a top student with high marks in the class!

When the show is aired, everyone will know how cute and smart he is, and Gu Jingyao is the one who needs to participate in the metamorphosis!

Zhu Xiaoming turned his head and glared at Gu Jingyao, who knew that this guy raised his eyebrows at him, making Zhu Xiaoming's heart skip a beat.

Damn, he's completely handsome!

Seeing Zhu Xiaoming's dumbfounded look, Gu Jingyao was afraid that the stupid cat would not pass the test, and wondered if he would be so angry that he would jump his feet, so he leaned down and pulled Zhu Xiaoming's small name tag hanging around his neck, and said in his ear: "No! It doesn't matter if you pass, I don't think you're stupid."

Cut, who is to say is stupid!

Zhu Xiaoming twisted his neck, turned around angrily, and sat down on the small round platform. The soft butt meat was squeezed out like butter stuffing, and some overflowed to the edge of the round platform. Look It looks like a whole piece of collapsed soft mochi, and it seems to feel good.

Gu Jingyao glanced at Zhu Xiaoming's soft buttocks, and rubbed his fingertips involuntarily, thinking in his heart, would a stupid cat's ass feel the same as his face when pinched?

Gu Jingyao: I'm hungry.

Sorry, I've been sick for a few days~