It's my first time being a cat

Zhu Xiaoming didn't pay attention to the intelligence test arranged by the program group at all. No matter how difficult the pet test is, how difficult is it? Is there solid geometry?Have you read the analysis?

Zhu Xiaoming raised his tail and thought arrogantly, no matter how smart the dog and starling are, they are only as smart as a child of a few years old. Can he still lose as an adult?

When the editor and director introduced the test rules, Zhu Xiaoming was just looking down and wandering away. He studied the swirl-shaped pattern on his right leg for a long time, and didn't listen carefully at all.

But it's not a big problem. You don't need to know the rules. He is so smart that he can definitely choose the right answer, easy!

"Okay, now we are going to start the test. The pet experts will observe the pet's performance through the camera. Owners, please don't cheat and let the pet do it by itself!" The director stretched out his hand and lifted the black cloth covering the table. Exposed the first test questions.

Zhu Xiaoming raised his neck and took a look. There were only some simple things on the table, such as oranges, apples, carrots and other foods.

Zhu Xiaoming curled his lips and yawned, what, this is too simple, isn't it just a matter of knowledge, he can not only recognize these things but also speak English, really, it's not difficult at all!

After seeing the topic, Zhu Xiaoming was even less interested, flicking his tail, lying lazily on the round platform to watch, only waiting for himself to win No.1 with one blow when he came on the stage.

The first one to play was Big, and the director swallowed, thinking of his battered trousers with lingering fear: "Let's start with... the king, the title of the king is orange!" Find a chance to bite her trousers.

Sure enough, the king didn't obey the order at all, no matter how much Yuan Xiaoqi encouraged and persuaded, he always looked like he was not listening, raised his head in contempt, until the end bell rang, it rebelliously stretched out its claws and took the food on the table. Tangerine slapped it flying with a palm, as if saying that Bigger would never be a slave with a look of disdain!

The question drawn by the second starling was grapes. Fang Hui was a little worried, fearing that the bird would say something surprising again, she frowned and gave the order: "Pick out the grapes, do you know grapes?"

Mynah jumped a few steps briskly on the table, as if he didn't hear Fang Hui's words at all. He picked something he liked and pecked at it from time to time, and walked around like a retired man with wings on his back, before slowly flying to the bunch of grapes. On the way, he raised his head and shouted at Fang Hui: "You don't spit out grape skins when you eat grapes, quack quack!" Fang Hui was so angry that Fang Hui almost couldn't hold back from scolding it in front of the camera.

This stupid dog named Tutu was even more outrageous. It was easy for him to find watermelon, but he took a bite of it without even thinking about it. As a result, his teeth were embedded in the watermelon and he couldn’t get it out. Zhu Xiaoming was so stupid that he couldn't bear to watch.

Qiao Qirui dragged him down to wipe his mouth with the watermelon juice on his face, and finally it was Zhu Xiaoming's turn to play. He stretched on the round platform, stepped gracefully on the catwalk, and made a few poses at fixed points, yes The lens shows its perfect side.

Look, this is top-notch professionalism!

The director took out the question card from the box and was about to read it. Gu Jingyao, who was standing beside her, raised his eyelids and scanned the card gently, narrowed his eyes slightly, and said in a very recognizable voice: "Leave it to me to read it." ,you do not mind."

The posture of Gu Jingyao reaching out to take the question card is so logical, like a nobleman who has received an order, the female choreographer was bewitched by his appearance, she had no time to think, she had already handed over the question card first, and said in a daze : "Oh, okay, come on."

Zhu Xiaoming stared at the intimate interaction between Gu Jingyao and the female choreographer, squinted and muttered.

Alright, Gu Jingyao dared to flirt with a female choreographer in front of the camera, that's really unmanly!

Zhu Xiaoming was still cursing in his heart, but the person he attacked suddenly turned his face sideways and caught Gu Jingyao's line of sight, Zhu Xiaoming felt a little guilty.

However, in the next second, Gu Jingyao hooked his lips, moved his lips lightly, and spit out a word at him: "honey."

Zhu Xiaoming was stunned, just like the female choreographer just now, unable to turn his head in a daze, only the sound of his heart beating, as if something was haunting his chest.

He turned around in a swish, his face was hot, and his tail flicked wildly in bewilderment.

Honey, who is it called, Gu Jingyao, no, don't abide by masculinity!

The person who was slandered by him half-bent down, snapped his fingers in front of Zhu Xiaoming, and reminded: "Idiot, it's too late to be in a daze."

Only then did Zhu Xiaoming wake up. It turned out that the word Gu Jingyao said just now was just a topic he had drawn, and it wasn't calling him at all!

"Meow!" Damn, he was tricked!

Zhu Xiaoming covered his still hot face, sobbed angrily, jumped onto the table, and bit the bottle of honey, but unfortunately, it took too long.

Zhu Xiaoming lost the first place because of Gu Jingyao's troubles, and he was tied for second place with the stupid dog Tutu. He glared at Gu Jingyao angrily, turned his head with a stinky face, and ignored him.

Gu Jingyao curled his lips, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his behavior of bullying the kitten.

Zhu Xiaoming wished that the program team would immediately add a complaint link, so that he could vomit his bitterness.

Everyone, take a good look, can this show be called "Family Has Evil Pets"?It's clearly "A Family with an Evil Lord"!

He is a kitten working hard for points, but Gu Jingyao, as the master, is holding back. Is it fun to play with him?

It's a pity that Gu Jingyao doesn't know how to repent at all.

In the second stage, the pet's personality is tested, and the owner needs to use the props provided by the program group to harass the pet. If the pet can't help but lose its temper at the owner, it will lose.

Zhu Xiaoming held his paws like he was facing an enemy, he really couldn't believe Gu Jingyao, Gu Jingyao is so bad, he can make people angry at any time without giving him props, how could he hold back his anger towards Gu Jingyao!

But Zhu Xiaoming has already failed in the first level. If he can't get the first level in this level, even if he performs well in the last level, he won't be able to live in a big villa...

Zhu Xiaoming lowered his head and thought about it in his heart, forget it, it's more important to live in a big villa, he doesn't want to go to that small shabby house to have a blast!

He clenched his paws tightly and took a picture of his own paw prints on the round platform. He endured as long as he could, a man can bend and stretch!

The prop prepared by the program group is a screaming chicken. This rubber toy will make a loud cry when its stomach is squeezed tightly. If the pet impatiently attacks the screaming chicken, it is considered to be over.

Starling won the first round in the last round, and now he is strolling around the round platform with his tail up, looking very proud, and he doesn't know if he is so proud because he won the competition.

Fang Hui was very disgusted with the screaming chicken in her hand. If it weren't for this starling, she wouldn't have to come home with a pet queen to do such a thing. It would be too detrimental to her image...

But when she met the starling's yellow eyes, she sighed helplessly, and resignedly pinched the screaming chicken's belly.

The screaming chicken made a cry, and the mynah couldn't hold it back at the first blow. I guess I've never seen a bird that screams more arrogantly than it. He chased the yellow rubber chicken and pecked it several times. He fought back and cursed: "The bald chicken , quack quack!"

Chutu has a good personality, but unfortunately he is too stupid. He didn't understand the test rules at all. When he saw Qiao Qirui holding a toy chicken in his hand, he thought he was playing with him. He opened his mouth excitedly and gnawed through the prop again.

On the other hand, Big King ignored Yuan Xiaoqi at all, no matter how teased she was or what noise she made, she remained unmoved and hated the world, unexpectedly got a high score by mistake.

Soon arrived at Zhu Xiaoming, he took a deep breath first, and silently recited the formula of endurance in his heart, before the timer started, he took the time to give Gu Jingyao a glance.

"Mi!" I warn you not to push your feet!

The corners of Gu Jingyao's lips were slightly curved, noncommittal, and asked the director: "As long as you want to annoy your pet, you don't need props."

An ominous premonition rose in Zhu Xiaoming's heart, he raised his head and stared at Gu Jingyao, and sounded the alarm, what does this guy want to do again!

After getting permission from the program group, Gu Jingyao put down the funny screaming chicken in his hand, and bent down towards Zhu Xiaoming.

Zhu Xiaoming stared at him nervously, his heart was beating so fast that it was about to jump out of his chest.

"Mi..." What are you doing...

Hearing a crisp sound, Zhu Xiaoming's soft buttocks trembled, and the buttocks that were suddenly slapped bounced like pudding. ! !

The yellow-green pupils shrank instantly, and Zhu Xiaoming's expression was unbelievable.Gu Jingyao actually spanked his ass!Still in front of the camera!

Before the shock on his butt dissipated, Zhu Xiaoming heard Gu Jingyao's low laugh.

"Sure enough, it looks like mochi."

Zhu Xiaoming's brain was disconnected again, as if he had been demolished by a thousand big kings.

"Meow!!" Gu Jingyao! !You are like Mochi, your whole family is Mochi!

The cat with fried fur swooped down and scratched at Gu Jingyao's chest, and another piece of clothing on the actor's body was scrapped.

Fang Hui was dumbfounded watching from the sidelines, she didn't expect Zhu Mi to have such a bad temper, but Gu Jingyao is a masochist, it's really inexplicable that he is still laughing after being caught and ripped off.

Gu Jingyao: wish come true√