It's my first time being a cat

In a few days, "Family Has Evil Pets" will finally be broadcast.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Qiao Qirui rushed into the door of Zhu Xiaoming's house just in time for the premiere.

Chutu, the silly dog, hadn't seen Zhu Xiaoming for a long time, he stepped on his feet excitedly, and circled around Zhu Xiaoming, the corners of his grinning mouth were so excited that his saliva was left behind.

Zhu Xiaoming was finally able to rest for a few days, and now seeing Tutu felt a headache, so he quickly pushed his dog's head to the side, and told him, "Don't lick me!"

Fortunately, Chutu is a heartless and silly dog, and he couldn't see that Zhu Xiaoming disliked him, so he happily played in Zhu Xiaoming's big villa as soon as he kicked his legs.

Qiao Qirui spread the snacks he had brought on the table, connected the projector, and sat in front of the sofa happily counting the time. People who didn't know thought he was at the rocket launch site.

"What are you doing, don't be so embarrassing, okay?" Zhu Xiaoming pouted.

Qiao Qirui immediately opened her eyes wide: "Of course! Mingzi, this is my first time on TV! Who is not excited to be on TV? Didn't you drag me to watch it together when you were on TV for the first time? "

As Qiao Qirui puffed out her chest, she imitated Zhu Xiaoming's idol drama: "Stupid mortals, I am a cat, how dare you disrespect me!"

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't bear to look directly at him, how could he be so stupid!

On the projection, several pets were drawn as cute anime images. The big-eared flower dog and the silver-gray chubby cat dumpling rolled to the middle of the screen while fighting. One sip, the white cotton candy-like Samoyed made its debut and kicked off the prelude of the leading film with the words "the family has an evil pet".

"Come on Mingzi, watch it with me!" Qiao Qirui patted the sofa, "Don't you want to see what you look like when you become a cat? It's so cute!"

While talking, he recalled Zhu Mi's chubby round face, and he started to smirk foolishly, Zhu Xiaoming's goosebumps trembled all over the floor, he was not curious about that stupid look...

Having said that, Zhu Xiaoming sat down and watched it with Qiao Qirui, anyway, he had nothing to do, and... Gu Jingyao was also on the show.

As the name suggests, the leading film is the summary of the main film, so in the morning light, the program team knocked on the guest's door.

The first guest to appear is Yuan Xiaoqi. Her home is beautifully decorated, and there are many DIY handicrafts. There was a loud barking of dogs.

The king bit the camera aggressively, obviously he was just a small tit as big as a sneaker, he just used his fierce expression to interpret the word "evil pet".

Then, the life clips of the pet and the owner are edited together with post-production special effects, and a bad pet file is generated, and it is also matched with the level of the devil.

Qiao Qirui and Chutu appeared in the second group. He excitedly took several photos of his enlarged face on the projection wall, pointed to a few bullet screens praising him and Chutu, and said triumphantly: "Mingzi, I Handsome or not! It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a star!"

Zhu Xiaoming looked down at the phone and said perfunctorily, "Well, handsome."

I slid my finger to open the phone screen, and stared blankly at the message box that Gu Jingyao put on the top. I don't know what Gu Jingyao is doing, is he also watching the show?

He has already become a film star, and he will never sit down and watch a small variety show like Qiao Qirui, a silly dog, maybe he doesn't care at all...

Zhu Xiaoming pursed his lips and typed a few lines in the dialog box, but after typing, he felt that it was not good enough. He seemed to care about so much, so he quickly deleted and rewritten.

In the end, only the simplest sentence remained.

qsjztygjy: What are you doing?

Gu Jingyao replied in seconds.

Gu Jingyao: I'm watching TV.

Zhu Xiaoming glanced at the projection on the wall, and wondered if Gu Jingyao was watching this too?

qsjztygjy: What TV are you watching?

At this time, Gu Jingyao happened to appear in the projection, and the program crew's camera seemed to know what the audience liked to watch, and it always shone on Gu Jingyao's face.

The barrage swiped the screen exaggeratedly, and words like husband slid past one after another.

Zhu Xiaoming stared blankly.

The phone vibrated in the palm of my hand, and I received a reply from Gu Jingyao.

Gu Jingyao: I'm watching a stupid cat getting angry.

Zhu Xiaoming wrinkled his nose, what a stupid cat, why is he so cute and clever?He refuses to accept it!

However, before he could defend himself, a fat silver-gray cat appeared in the camera.

Zhu Xiaoming spread his paws all over the place, his round body like a fat sea cucumber filled the lens, because he was dissatisfied with being woken up early in the morning, he was waving his paws with bared teeth, trying to murder the air.

Zhu Xiaoming: "..." Well, it's a little stupid.

The barrage is also very cooperative, joking.

"Give the child a size, a cat without testicles also needs self-esteem!"

"Ah, I also want to touch the cat's belly!"

"Bad pigmy, send it to be reformed immediately!"

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't bear to look directly at him, but Gu Jingyao wanted to bully him.

Gu Jingyao: The audience said that you are like a pig cake.

Zhu Xiaoming's face became hot, and he hummed in shame.

qsjztygjy: Don't watch!

Gu Jingyao smiled playfully, and seemed to be able to imagine Zhu Xiaoming's expression, baring his teeth like a cat looking for something fierce.

Gu Jingyao never tired of teasing cats, raised his hand, and sent a voice call to Zhu Xiaoming.

Seeing the incoming call on the screen, Zhu Xiaoming shook his hand and almost pressed it to connect.

Why are you calling all of a sudden...

He straightened his body, and took a peek at Qiao Qirui. This guy was still sitting side by side with Chutu, concentrating on watching the projection.

Zhu Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, put on the earphones, and clicked on the connection, but he was too embarrassed to speak. If Qiao Qirui knew that he was on the phone with Gu Jingyao, it would always feel strange, so he only typed.

qsjztygjy: There are people on the side, so I won't speak.

Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you still answer my phone?"

When Gu Jingyao uttered the question in a deep voice, he always had some raised endings, like a quill scratching his ears, making Zhu Xiaoming's ears itchy.

Zhu Xiaoming didn't answer, but a faint breathing sound came from the receiver, just like the soft nasal sound of a cat.

In the show, Zhu Xiaoming's plush little rabbit was snatched away by Gu Jingyao, so angry that he screamed, kicked his legs, and poked his head to bite Gu Jingyao's hand.

For a moment, Gu Jingyao felt that the sound of Zhu Xiaoming's breathing on the phone and the meowing of the cat on the TV overlapped.

He couldn't help laughing, and whispered: "Bad cat."

Zhu Xiaoming touched his ears, feeling that his body was terribly hot, and something was wrong all over his body. He always felt that cat ears and cat tails would grow out in the next second, and he would rub his head against Gu Jingyao.

Could it be that he is used to being a pig?

It happened to be broadcast on TV when Chutu ran wild, Qiao Qirui laughed so hard, but found that Zhu Xiaoming hadn't made a sound for a long time, so he couldn't help turning his head.

I saw Mingzi biting his lip and thinking about something, his face was as red as a peach.

Qiao Qirui asked suspiciously: "Mingzi, what's wrong with you? Do you have a fever because your face is so red?"

In the earphones, Gu Jingyao laughed again when he heard this.

Zhu Xiaoming and Qiao Qirui waved their hands to indicate that they were fine, and yelled to someone in the headset, "Stop laughing!"

Afterwards, no matter how Qiao Qirui asked, he refused to say who he called.

The lead film of "Family Has Evil Pets" was well done. Every pet has a stalker, and the online response was enthusiastic, especially the pigmy, whose chubby body and arrogant expression formed a contrast. Netizens made many self-made emoticons.

It took only a while for Zhu Xiaoming to get on the trumpet, and he found five or six emoticons on the front page.

Zhu Xiaoming sniffled guiltyly at an emoji with the words "the chance of a kitty assassinating its owner is never zero". How did they know what he thought at the time...

Zhu Xiaoming patted his chest. Fortunately, no one knew he was a pig. If his own emojis were flying all over the sky, he would not be able to accept it.

However, there is still one person who knows this secret.

He swiped through Weibo, and a reminder popped up from his long-lost special attention.

Gu Jingyao v: How should bad cats be punished?

The accompanying picture is the emoticon package of assassinating the master.

The first hot praise in the comment area said: "Support the pigmy to be buried hard!"

Zhu Xiaoming blinked, and hurriedly looked down at his stomach.

I don't know if it was assimilated by the pigs, the abdominal muscles have long since disappeared, leaving a layer of white and smooth soft meat, which feels very good to the touch.

Zhu Xiaoming stretched out his hand and pinched it, thinking of something, turned off the trumpet angrily with a blushing face.

Zhu Xiaoming: Don't bury it!