It's my first time being a cat

"You are stupid!"

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't bear to say that he was stupid, and protested loudly, grinning.

He still remembered that when he became a pigmy, Gu Jingyao always bullied him like this because of his identity as the master. At that time, he couldn't speak and could only suffer from boredom, but now it's different.

New and old grudges came at the same time, Zhu Xiaoming hummed and pushed Gu Jingyao into his arms, pushing his head hard against him.

I don't know where Zhu Xiaoming learned this trick, he liked it when he was a cat.

Gu Jingyao snorted when he hit him, leaned down and whispered in Zhu Xiaoming's ear: "Stop making trouble, everyone is looking at you, aren't you ashamed?"

The laughing voice swirled around Zhu Xiaoming's ears, so hot that he couldn't help shrinking his ears, but he didn't realize that his earlobes were already as red as pomegranate seeds dripping with blood.

Zhu Xiaoming lowered his head and thought for a while, but he still held back. Gu Jingyao was right. It was really not good in public. If he was recognized as fighting with Gu Jingyao in Zhongying, it would be fine. Do you want his top-notch image? up.

Zhu Xiaoming could only grind his teeth bitterly, staring at the fabric on Gu Jingyao's chest, squinting his eyes and thinking, if he was still a cat, he would definitely grab all of Gu Jingyao's clothes to pieces right now.

Zhu Xiaoming raised his head nervously from Gu Jingyao's arms, and looked around.

There is no one there, obviously only the shadows of trees swaying in the sunset...

Zhu Xiaoming immediately raised his eyes to look at Gu Jingyao, only seeing the corners of his lips curled up, Zhu Xiaoming knew he was being tricked again.

"You lied to me?" Zhu Xiaoming couldn't help but get a little louder when he got excited.

His shout really attracted a few students, who looked over curiously.

"What's the noise in the corner? Is there a fight?"

Gu Jingyao leaned over, pressed Zhu Xiaoming's head, and avoided the sight of passers-by with a gesture of borrowing: "Shh."

"Let's go, let's go, it's not a fight, the couple is dating, don't disturb others."

The voices of several students dispersed, Zhu Xiaoming's neck was pinched by Gu Jingyao, and he didn't dare to move. The warm breath lingering at the tip of his nose made him dizzy, but he couldn't help sniffing lightly against Gu Jingyao's clothes.

Gu Jingyao felt his cat-like movements and asked, "I smell so good?"

Zhu Xiaoming's movements froze, and he murmured, "Humph, it stinks."

It seems that the cat has been away from home for too long, and his temper is getting worse and worse.

Gu Jingyao gently pressed the palm on Zhu Xiaoming's neck.

"Hmm..." Zhu Xiaoming became a soft bone in an instant, from head to toe, and could only stare at Gu Jingyao with twinkling eyes.Don't you want to be so narrow-minded, say that he will take revenge!

Gu Jingyao, who was stared at by Zhu Xiaoming, had a serious face, as if his fingers had never touched him.

Zhu Xiaoming was stunned, if it wasn't for the heat on his neck, he would have thought that his skin was too sensitive for a while, and had an illusion.

Gu Jingyao is dragging and pulling, don't think that knowing this matter will give him a handle.

Zhu Xiaoming's chest rose and fell, and after holding it in for a long time, he said viciously: "I've become a pig, don't let it out."

Gu Jingyao nodded obediently: "Of course."

This is a secret between the two of them, of course he will not tell it.

Seeing that he agreed, Zhu Xiaoming put down his baseball cap and ran away without saying goodbye.

Gu Jingyao looked at Zhu Xiaoming's running back, twirled his fingertips, and seemed to still have a subtle touch, and curled his lips in a good mood.

Sure enough, even if he turned back into a human, his cat was still easy to bully.

Sitting in the car on the return trip, Zhu Xiaoming thought for an hour but couldn't figure out what went wrong with him.

Even if he missed a few words, but with Gu Jingyao's old-fashioned character, he would never think of the fact that a person can become a cat.

He turned on the phone camera, facing the screen, taking pictures of his face from left to right, and wrinkled his face in doubt.

It's strange, no matter how you look at it, he is a handsome guy, and he doesn't look like Zhu Mi's fat cat at all. How did Gu Jingyao see it?

Zhu Xiaoming sniffled, puzzled.

And Zhumi Benmi, who was stamped as a fat cat by Zhu Xiaoming, was lying lazily in the cat's nest at the moment, wagging his tail leisurely.

Recently, it has gained a lot of weight, spreading out into a ball like a piece of meatloaf, which gave Xiao Xia a headache.

When Zhu Xiaoming was in Zhu Mi's body, he would jump up and down to demolish the house all day long, but Zhu Mi didn't like to move at all. Zhu Xiaoming's toys were all dusty. Apart from eating and sleeping, Zhu Mi didn't care about other things. Not at all.

Not to mention Xiaoxia's sports plan, every time Xiaoxia took out a toy to tease Pigmy and wanted it to play with her, Pigmy would squint her eyes and show a disgusted expression, not understanding what this human being wanted to do.

"Pigmy, look, your favorite plush rabbit and electronic puppy!" Xiaoxia waved the two big ears of the electronic beagle, trying to attract the attention of Piggy. She still remembered that Piggy liked this one before. The puppy is now, and I have to chase it and bully it every day.

However, the expected scene did not appear. Piggy glanced at her indifferently, then lay back in the nest without interest, and even moved her butt because she was too lazy to move.

Electronic puppy?Plush bunnies?How could an adult cat be interested in these things.

Zhu Xiaoming didn't know that he was stared at by a cat.

When Gu Jingyao arrived home, Xiao Xia was cleaning up Zhu Mi’s toys, but she didn’t even look at the toys she liked very much before. Into the warehouse.

Gu Jingyao stopped, stared at the messy little things for a while, and suddenly said to Xiao Xia: "Don't collect it yet, just put it away."

"But these toy pigs don't like to play with them anymore." Xiao Xia wondered.

Gu Jingyao grabbed the plush rabbit and took a photo: "It's okay, there are cats who like it."

Zhu Xiaoming lay in the back seat of the car with his eyes closed, thinking about whether to buy an apartment in the city center. Although his villa is spacious, it is really inconvenient to drive for more than an hour, and he still hasn't arrived home yet.

I don't know if the apartment that Gu Jingyao lives in is still left. Is 3000 million enough to buy it? Is it too cheap?

Just as Zhu Xiaoming was thinking, his phone vibrated. It was a message from Gu Jingyao. He wrinkled his face in doubt, picked up his phone and looked at it.

Gu Jingyao: Do ​​you still have your toys?

Zhu Xiaoming pursed his lips, did Gu Jingyao make a mistake, what kind of toys does he need at the age of 20...

qsjztygjy: What toy?

A photo was quickly sent from the opposite side.

Clicking on the photo, Zhu Xiaoming first saw Gu Jingyao's hand, the broad palm with well-defined joints, the exposed half of the arm is the rolled-up cuff, and the veins can be seen vaguely.

Zhu Xiaoming's face turned red, and he couldn't help touching the back of his neck, and after a closer look, he found that Gu Jingyao was holding a plush rabbit in his hand, and there were teeth marks on the rabbit's nose from his biting when he was a cat.

Ah, it turned out to be it.

How could Zhu Xiaoming not recognize this rabbit? Looking at the photo, he still misses it a bit. When he was a pigmy, he liked to hug this rabbit to sleep, rubbing his face against the rabbit's fluff, it was so soft and comfortable.

And his electric mouse and electric flower dog, he also likes it very much!

Gu Jingyao: Piggy doesn't like to sleep with a rabbit in his arms, why don't I send it to you?

Zhu Xiaoming was ashamed, did Gu Jingyao treat him like a kitten?He is a 1.7-meter-eight man who needs to hug a bunny to sleep?

qsjztygjy: No, I don't like sleeping with rabbits either!

To be honest, the one he sleeps with the most is obviously Gu Jingyao...

Zhu Xiaoming blushed, reached out and patted his cheek: "Don't think about it, don't think about it!"

Catch up with the list again, it's a bit rough, I'll improve it tomorrow _(:з"∠)_