The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

Money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat, and double pay is hard to get.

"Sister-in-law, what should I do?" Yan Ba ​​slammed her forehead on the dining table, crying, "Why don't I become the screenwriter's assistant for your crew?"

"I've already talked to the screenwriter." Qiao Ni encouraged his sister, "I believe you can do it."

Yan Ba ​​shook her head like a rattle: "I can't do it, I can't do it... If found out, I will die."

If "Orange Love" finds out that she is the assistant of the screenwriter of "Proud Reclamation", it is hard not to be regarded as spying on the military situation; if the crew of "Proud Reclamation" finds that she is Ivan's assistant, Ivan is filming on the opposite crew , the result is the same.Double agent, double spy, who would dare to use her in the future?Except Qiao Ni.

Qiao Ni held his sister's hand, "Xiaoba, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

Yan Ba: "How do you bless me?" After finishing the sentence, he smelled the aroma of the stew and almost smirked, "Brother, what delicious food did you cook? Wow~"

Yan Zhen brought a plate of Kung Pao Chicken to the table, "If you want to eat, take a bowl and chopsticks."

Yan Ba ​​bared and ran to the kitchen to help serve the food.In just one month, she has grown a lot from a young lady who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the grain.In time, she'll be like her brothers and become a self-reliant person.

Qiao Ni believed this sincerely. In his opinion, the Yan family's genes carry the code of working hard to get rich.

Yan Ba, who hadn't touched any meat in the past two or three days, was moved to tears by the abundance of a table full of food. She held up the chopsticks with both hands reverently, and tasted them one by one immediately after her elder brother and sister-in-law touched them. She was so happy that she was about to faint Past: "Wow, it's so delicious."

Immediately afterwards, he realized that something was wrong: "Brother, when did your cooking skills become so good?"

Yan Zhen: "There is nothing difficult in the world if you put your heart into it. As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't learn."

This wave of chicken soup made Yan Ba ​​enlightened.

Qiao Ni struck while the iron was hot. After the meal, he took out a "schedule schedule", which clearly listed a detailed list based on Yan Ba's school time, when to attend classes, when to work part-time as an assistant, and when to be a screenwriter assistant.

"As long as you're careful, going back and forth between the two crews is not a problem at all." Qiao Ni affirmed, "No one will pay attention to your little assistant."

Yan Ba ​​looked at it seriously, "Sister-in-law, are you serious about planning this time?"

"Yes, it's full. You can definitely stagger your time as an assistant and screenwriter's assistant."

"But," Yan Ba ​​tapped the form a few times, "don't you think there is a problem with this time?"

Qiao Ni: "What's the problem?"

"From [-]pm to [-]am, screenwriter assistant; from [-]pm to [-]pm, pack up and go to school; from [-]pm to [-]pm, attend class; from [-]pm to [-]pm, Ivan's assistant; from [-]pm to [-]pm, eat Dinner and study."

"correct."

"...Where do I sleep and poop?"

Qiao Ni was silent for a moment and said, "I'll make another plan for you."

Yan Ba ​​held her head in distress: "Either I give up being Ivan's assistant, or I give up being a screenwriter's assistant. There really is no such thing as the best of both worlds."

"Don't give up so easily." Qiao Ni took the timetable, "I'm sure I can plan the perfect time for you."

"My Brother Qiao, there are only 24 hours in a day. If there are 48 hours... probably the time for class and part-time jobs will increase. This problem is unsolvable."

Qiao Ni was also troubled, "Why don't you try to sleep once every two days and poop once a week?"

Yan Ba: "..."

Yan Ba: "If you can do it, I will surely fulfill my mission."

"I have a solution." Yan Zhen said lightly.

Qiao Ni and Yan Ba ​​immediately approached, "What can I do?"

Yan Zhen looked at his younger sister, "You are going to be an intern from next semester, I can help you apply in advance."

Yan Ba's eyes widened, "Is it okay?"

"Nothing is impossible."

"Ah, brother, you are amazing!" Yan Ba ​​flew towards his brother.

Yan Zhen stretched out his hand without haste, and slapped, Yan Ba's face hit his brother's palm.

Yan Ba: "...Aww!"

Yan Zhen had no sympathy for the fragrance and jade: "You can go."

Yan Ba ​​touched her sore nose, bared her teeth and said fiercely: "Inhumane." Angrily, she left her brother-in-law's house and returned to her one-bedroom, one-living room.

"That's the perfect solution." Qiao Ni said happily, "It's said that you can't have both, but maybe it's just that you didn't find the right way."

Just about to get up, Yan Zhen reached out and pulled him into his arms, "I helped you solve the problem, how can you thank me?"

Qiao Ni looked back at his Alpha, and said with a sneer: "I remember, Yan Ba ​​is your own sister."

"so what?"

"No wonder she is close to her second brother."

"Do you really think this is for her good?"

"of course."

"Forget about the arrest of the chef at the West Hotel for espionage?"

Qiao Ni asked, "Why do you mention this?"

Yan Zhen raised his hand and scratched the tip of Qiao Ni's nose, "You're so smart, why didn't you think that maybe Ivan would have noticed the deep meaning of you asking Yan Ba ​​to be his assistant?"

Qiao Ni thought for a while and said, "I don't expect this silly girl to find out anything for me, just let me know Ivan's movements."

"Any Alpha doesn't like his own Omega to care too much about other Alphas." Yan Zhen hugged Qiao Ni a little tighter, rubbed his chin against the tip of his nose, and sprayed the young man's moist and red lips like rose petals. on the lips.

Qiao Ni took the initiative to raise his small and slightly sharp jaw, and kissed Yan Zhen's mouth, "You are a big jealous."

Then the big vinegar jar was overturned, and the sour smell permeated Qiao Ni, and soon the red wine smell pheromone replaced it, and the air was filled with a sweet and sour taste, like strawberry fruit wine.

……

Xu Ji finished the formalities for Yan Ba ​​and left school. Yan Ba ​​was so happy that she called Qiao Ni: "Brother Qiao, I'm here!"

It was Xiao Guo who answered the phone, she already knew the whole story from Qiao Ni, and whispered: "Miss Baba, call me when you arrive, and I will pick you up."

"Oh, yes."

Yan Ba ​​rushed to the film and television city, Xiao Guo took Yan Ba ​​to Qiao Ni's personal rest room, and took water and snacks.Yan Ba ​​hugged Xiao Guo, "Why are you so polite, I'm an assistant like you now."

Xiaoguo smiled shyly.

This wait lasted for more than an hour, Yan Ba ​​didn't feel bored, and played two games to pass the time. Seeing Qiao Ni coming in, she became very enthusiastic: "Sister-in-law... Brother Qiao, can you take me to see the screenwriter?" ?”

"Wait a minute first." Qiao Ni slumped on the chair, raised his hand, and Xiao Guo immediately handed over a bottle of energy drink.

Qiao Ni drank a few sips and recovered, and Xiao Guo fanned him again to wipe his sweat.

Yan Ba: "It's not hot today, why are you sweating so much?"

Qiao Ni: "I'm so tired. I've been singing and dancing for a long time. Guan Xiaoming is not human, so he won't let me take a breather."

"Don't worry, sister-in-law, Director Guan, I'll help you pluck his beard!"

Qiao Nian waved his hand and talked about business: "You can't just go to the screenwriter like this."

"why?"

"Just in case, let me make it easier for you."

Yan Ba ​​stomped back, "Disguise??" If Chu Lan said this, she could still believe it. After all, she was a painter. Qiao Ni, usually he couldn't tell whether someone was wearing makeup or not.

Qiao Ni beckoned, "Come here, let me show you something nice."

"What?" Yan Ba ​​immediately leaned over curiously.

Qiao Ni took out the small box that he had prepared a long time ago and opened it, "Your Yi Rong is a great helper."

The small box is black, and the velvet inside is also black, and there is a black thing lying in the middle, Yan Ba ​​narrowed his eyes, "What is this? Sheep dung??"

Qiao Ni squeezed out the "sheep dung egg", "This is called a matchmaker mole, it has a magical function, as long as it is pasted on your chin, no one will recognize the original you."

"real or fake?"

Yan Ba ​​sat in front of the mirror, and Qiao Ni stuck a matchmaker mole on her.

"..." Yan Ba ​​cried out ugly in the mirror, "What the hell?!"

On this black and huge matchmaker mole, there is actually a two-centimeter-long hair growing on the face of a young girl in bloom.

"This is too weird, I don't want it." Yan Ba ​​raised his hand to pick off the mole.

Qiao Ni stopped him and said, "The more conspicuous the better, so that when people see you, they will be attracted by your matchmaker mole and won't pay attention to your face. When people mention you, they will only say, ah, that's it. That girl with the mole. When you take that mole off, they don't know you anymore."

Qiao Ni's words are not unreasonable, people have preconceived notions, if the "matchmaker mole" character is set up, Yan Ba's going back and forth between the two crews will be the difference between "there is a mole but there is no mole", which is not easy for people to recognize.

"But, it's really ugly." Yan Ba ​​frowned tightly, trying to pinch a fly to death.Xiaoguo held back a laugh.

Qiao Ni patted the younger sister's shoulder deeply: "Xiaoba, the heavens will send great responsibilities to the people. You must first work hard on your mind, work your muscles and bones, and starve your body. After the storm, there will be a rainbow. You can eat it now." Suffering and suffering are all opening the way for your future."

The chicken soup barely saved Yan Ba's crying heart, "Do I really want to do this?"

"necessary."

Qiao Ni took Yan Ba ​​to meet the screenwriter.With the screenwriter and crew, plus the major revision of the script, she basically lived in the film and television city, but the shortened schedule did not reduce her workload. Every day, she came to the crew with a pair of dark circles to check in and discuss the plot with the director.

"Sister Li." Qiao Ni called out politely.

The screenwriter looked up.

"She is the sister who I told you is studying screenwriting." Qiao Ni introduced Yan Ba.

Yan Ba ​​burst into a sweet smile immediately, a huge matchmaker mole on her chin was shiny, and a black hair in the center was swaying in the wind very individually.

screenwriter:"……"

"Hello, Sister Li." Yan Ba's voice was delicate and crisp.

"...Ah, good." The screenwriter quickly came back to his senses, reminding himself not to judge a person by their appearance, "What's your name?"

Yan Ba: "My surname is...Guo, and I have only one name, Ba. You can call me Baba."

The screenwriter couldn't get acquainted with others, so he still called by name: "Guo Ba, isn't it... Crispy rice??"

Yan Ba: "Yes."

The screenwriter suppressed a smile, and said to Qiao Ni: "Your sister has a personality." The name has personality, and the mole on the chin has more personality.

Qiao Ni: "She has been very individual since she was a child."

As a result, Yan Ba ​​officially became the screenwriter's assistant and began to travel between the two crews.She is not really a double agent, Yan Ba ​​has nothing to say except that she will report on Ivan's movements and gossip about the crew of "Orange Love".When it comes to filming, it looks bright and interesting on the outside, but in fact, ordinary people will fall asleep after a few minutes of watching the scene.

As for her own work as a screenwriter assistant on the crew of "Proud Reclamation", she can't even say it to death. Therefore, the artists who worked with ivan are all sighing: "Is that beautiful girl really your assistant? How do I feel about her?" Don't you like you?"

Ivan asked: "Bird, what do you mean?"

"It's just paying attention and caring."

"She is still a student, and the assistant job is only part-time."

"Your studio doesn't arrange formal assistants for you? You see, I have three assistants, one is in charge of life, one is in charge of work, and there is one... Hehe."

Ivan didn't take it seriously: "I have hands and feet, and it doesn't matter if I don't have an assistant."

"..." Was he mocking me?

It was Yan Ba's first attempt to be a screenwriter's assistant, involving her own professional field. She was like a fish in water, and gave the screenwriter a lot of constructive suggestions. The screenwriter was overjoyed and said to Qiao Ni: "Your sister, you have a lot of talent for being a screenwriter."

Qiao Ni smiled and said, "She has a lot of weird ideas in her mind."

Yan Bati's most representative opinion is that since this web drama starts from the male protagonist's point of view, for the dream of music, why not let the male protagonist carry forward his dream, stand on the international stage, and win glory for the country?

It's a dreamy proposition, but it's not unrealistic. What the audience wants to see is not that you are still poor after realizing your dreams, but that you get what you pay for.

The media nature of web dramas and novels is different.The blank space in the novel is a space for people to imagine; in a popular web drama, it is necessary to present everything the audience wants to see in front of the audience, so that they can get satisfaction from it.

The screenwriter and Yan Ba ​​rushed to work overnight to produce this plot, and Guan Xiaoming had a look at it. The great director finally looked a little satisfied: "I'm enlightened, I know the idea of ​​sublimation."

"However," he said again, "this plot needs to be changed again, and there are a few foreshadowings in front of it."

The screenwriter regained confidence: "This is just the first draft."

Guan Xiaoming looked up at Yan Ba, smiled and said: "The little girl has a good idea, is it thanks to your matchmaker mole?"

Yan Ba ​​pretended that he didn't know him, and smiled: "This is not a matchmaker's mole, but a mole that symbolizes talent. Haven't you heard that the more moles you have, the more words you can recognize?"

"You have only one mole."

"But it's big enough, I know the general outline and big characters!"

Guan Xiaoming couldn't help laughing, he lowered his head and continued to read the script, when suddenly his jaw hurt, Yan Ba ​​ran away bared.Guan Xiaoming: "You girl! Why are you pulling my beard?!"

Everyone: "??"

Yan Ba ​​turned her head and stuck out her tongue, "I see you are upset!"

All the crew members looked at each other, thinking that Qiao Ni's younger sister was so bold that she dared to pluck a tiger's chin.

Hua Miao looked at Yan Ba's direction thoughtfully, and asked Qiao Ni, "Is Guo Ba really your sister?"

The makeup artist was touching up Qiao Ni's makeup. He closed his eyes and hid his fluctuating expression well. "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"I always feel like I've seen her somewhere."

Hua Miao knew Yan Zhen, and naturally met Yan Ba, but after many years, Yan Ba ​​grew into a big girl.Qiao Ni pretended to be indifferent: "Guo Ba has a public face, it's normal to see it."

Hua Miao: "..." No, if I ever see someone with such a big mole, I won't forget it.

She felt that Yan Ba's eyes and eyebrows were familiar.

"Jojo~!!" A voluptuous pink figure approached.

Guan Xiaoming looked up and felt that he was about to go blind.The rest of the crew were not much better. A certain Sao Die was not only covered in pink, but also shimmering - the clothes were made of gold sequins.

Hua Liandie was the prettiest cub as soon as he appeared on the stage. He rushed to another handsome boy, Qiao Ni, "My God, my God, Qiao Qiao, you are so handsome!"

Qiao Ni's attire at this time is exactly the makeup that the male protagonist in the play often uses when performing. He has a hedgehog head and a black sports headband on his forehead. There is a lip stud and snake-shaped earrings; the clothes are ordinary and neat, black T-shirt, short leather jacket, overalls and work boots, besides the collar on the slender neck, there are also two silver necklaces hanging on the wrist. A bracelet and a ring both in the shape of a snake.

His posture is lazy, noble and indifferent, it is not an exaggeration to describe him as extremely cool.

Hua Liandie clasped her hands together, twisted her waist and swayed her hips in front of Qiao Ni: "Hey, I want to give birth to a monkey for you now~"

Qiao Ni: "Get lost."

Hua Liandie: "Ah, my heart is caught by you."

Qiao Ni ignored him, everyone was watching, it's not good for him to be too intimate with Hua Liandie, it's not good for him to be gossip.Hua Liandie is used to Qiao Ni's "whiplash", so she happily finds something for herself to do: "I'll ask the director to arrange a group performance for me, and I want to act with you too."

Qiao Ni: "??"

Hua Liandie really went to find the director, but was cut off by Hua Miao halfway: "Little uncle."

"Oh, Hua Miao." Hua Liandie didn't look at the distant niece at all, and waved her little hand, "I'll talk about it later if I have anything to say."

When Hua Miao saw Hua Liandie, she thought that the other party was here to visit her, and she was a little excited. Did she finally have some status in her family?

However, when Hua Liandie went straight to Qiao Nian, her dream was shattered in an instant. The Hua family didn't take her seriously when she went to participate in a love reality show; Lian Die, the nominal uncle, didn't even have time to look at her.

This is the difference between the main family and the sub-family, even if they both have the surname Hua, the sub-family is just poor relatives in the eyes of the main family - not really poor, but the disparity in power and financial resources is too great.

Hua Miao was not confident every time she went to her home, and being so ignored by Hua Liandie, the anger in her heart was burning, and she shut up resentfully.

Hua Liandie didn't know the state of mind of her distant niece, so she danced lightly in front of the director: "Director Huang~~~"

For the first time in his life, Director Huang, who was being watched so "affectionately" by an Omega, blushed like a monkey's butt, and he groaned for a long time before making a sound: "Hua, what's the matter with Mr. Hua?"

Hua Liandie scratched her head and posed: "Can you arrange a role for me? It doesn't have to be too important, and I don't want a paycheck. Just let me cheer for our family, Qiao Qiao."

"Uh, this..." Director Huang was puzzled.

"Are you okay?" Hua Liandie blinked her eyes, her anger was about to emerge.

Director Huang couldn't bear such an "O Qi" crit at all, and was about to agree when he heard a murmur from behind: "Sao Lang is cheap."

Director Huang: "..."

Hua Liandie also heard it, and saw a familiar figure of a young girl, covering her face with a script, sneaking around.

Yan Ba ​​timidly took a peek outside, and saw Hua Liandie looking over, his heart skipped a beat, and he wanted to escape secretly.

Hua Liandie felt that the girl was more and more suspicious, strode forward, and snatched away Yan Ba's face-blocking script.

Yan Ba: "Ah!"

Hua Liandie: "Ah, ah, ghost!!"

Yan Ba: "..."

Yan Ba ​​pinched her waist and stared: "Who do you call a ghost? Have you ever seen such a beautiful female ghost? Huh?"

Hua Liandie suddenly saw the mole on Yan Ba's chin, and she was really taken aback. Looking carefully, she turned out to be an old acquaintance, and opened her mouth: "You, you, Yan Ba?!"

Yan Ba: "You've got the wrong person, my name is Guo Ba!"

Hua Miao pricked up her ears, Yanba?

Hua Liandie rolled on the ground laughing on the spot: "Ahahahaha, the salt has turned into rice crust, and there is a sheep dung egg on the chin, ahahaha..."

Yan Ba ​​was furious, rolled up his sleeves, punched and kicked him: "It's not sheep shit! Don't laugh!"

Hua Liandie rolled around on the ground: "Salt is salty, rice is crispy, sheep shit, sheep shit, ahahaha~~~"

Everyone: "..." Even if it's funny, do you need to be so exaggerated?

Qiao Ni raised his forehead, suddenly realized a problem, and smoothed things over: "Our boss Hua just came out of the mental hospital a few days ago, and his brain is not very good, everyone forgive me."

Hua Liandie: "..."

Hua Miao asked, "Your name is Yan Ba?"

Yan Ba ​​breathed a sigh of relief: "No, I'm not. My previous nickname was Yanba, which is the salt that everyone eats, because... because I am relatively salty and wet."

Everyone: "..."

Hua Liandie rolled again: "Ahahaha, you have no experience, are you still wet??"

Yan Ba: "Ah, it's salty, not salty!"

The scene was a total mess, and Yan Ba's vest would really fall off.

Qiao Ni picked up Hua Liandie with one hand, "I'm sorry everyone, I'll send him to a mental hospital for another look."

Like a real mental patient, Hua Liandie pointed at Yan Ba's face, "Sheep shit is really big, let me take a photo before leaving!"

Suddenly there was a sound of breathing, and the staff covered their mouths: "Is it the real Yan Zhen?"

"It's true, my eyes are getting pregnant."

Several members of the director team who once beat Yan Zhen because of an oolong turned their faces away, and didn't see us.

Qiao Ni, who was holding Hua Liandie's skirt, let go suddenly, and Hua Liandie groaned and fell to the ground.

Yan Zhen smiled at everyone, glanced at Qiao Ni, but asked, "Is Director Guan there?"

Director Huang: "Yes, yes, he went to shit." If Guan Xiaoming didn't go to shit, the set would not be so free and lively.

Yan Zhen: "...Oh, you are busy with your work."

Just as he was talking, Guan Xiaoming came back and caught sight of Yan Zhen, "Hey, Yan Zhen, you are here to visit the class."

Yan Zhen smiled slightly, but didn't step forward, he didn't want to get too close to someone who just had a shit.

Hua Liandie suddenly hugged Yan Zhen's leg, pointed at Yan Ba, "Ahahaha, Yan Zhen, look at her, look at her..."

Qiao Ni was going to die of anger, Hua Liandie was definitely the legendary pig teammate.

Yan Zhen asked calmly: "What's wrong with her? It's not her fault that she looks ugly. You can't laugh at a girl like this."

Yan Ba: "..."

Crew: Mr. Yan has such a good personality.

Yan Ba ​​clenched her fists and forced a distorted smile: "Although I don't look very good, I have a beautiful heart, which is much better than some people with beastly clothes and beastly faces."

Yan Zhen was noncommittal, straightened his clothes, and glanced at Qiao Ni once again.

Qiao Ni, who was treated by the "beast" last night, silently looked away.

Guan Xiaoming rolled up the script into a trumpet shape: "Okay, okay, when are we going to chat, is the movie going to be filmed or not?"

Everyone is in place.Qiao Ni kicked Hua Liandie's ass, and Hua Liandie flew away aggrieved.

Yan Zhen walked to the director's area, chatted with Guan Xiaoming as usual, and Yan Ba ​​was next to the screenwriter, pretending that he was not familiar with his own brother.

"Hua Miao, what are you still doing?" Director Huang asked.

Hua Miao said "Oh" in a daze, and walked to the side, but her eyes swept back and forth between Yan Zhen and Yan Ba, and the more they looked, the more they felt the similarities.

She remembered that Yan Zhen's younger sister was named Yan Ba.

If this Guo Ba is really Yan Ba, why did she become Qiao Ni's younger sister?

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