The heroine's play, which was so late for many days, finally came, and Hua Miao began her first acting with anxiety.
Guan Xiaoming: "Is she acting shit? Do it all over again."
Hua Miao has seen Guan Xiaoming's violent temper on the set these days, and calling people shit is the norm.But in front of Yan Zhen, after all, he was a little embarrassed.
This is just the beginning.Guan Xiaoming was not satisfied with Hua Miao's movements, expressions, and lines skills. He directed sincerely: "Director Huang, where did you dig this flower? What's the use of having a pretty face? Let her perform a still painting enough."
Director Huang's face was full of embarrassment, Hua Miao's acting skills, he could tell that Hua Miao was lame, "Hua Miao, act more naturally, don't worry about it."
This scene is about the first time the heroine has the courage to come to the bar, she is attracted by the actor on the stage. Because of her identity as an Omega, she is molested by a few gangsters, and the hero saves the beauty.
Hua Miao has been cutting non-stop since she entered the "bar". In the end, she could hardly even walk, with fine sweat on her forehead and tears in her eyes.
Guan Xiaoming: "Terrible, you are going to a bar, not being trafficked into the mountains, start all over again."
Hua Miao asked with a trembling voice, "What's wrong with my acting? Please advise me."
Guan Xiaoming stroked his mustache and looked at Hua Miao critically, "If you don't act, you can go anywhere." Because it is a precious Omega.
Hua Miao's complexion improved a little.
"I think you should go home, you are not suitable for entering the entertainment industry." Guan Xiaoming said again.
These words were like a bucket of cold water being poured down her head, Hua Miao clenched her fingers tightly, "Director Guan, why do you say that?"
Guan Xiaoming sighed: "Miss Hua, since you are an Omega, I am already very polite to you. You can ask Qiao Ni. I scold him more than his lines."
Qiao Ni: "..." So you know.
In the first few days of filming, Qiao Ni spent most of his time under the scolding of Guan Xiaoming. If he hadn't had five years of experience in gangsters, five years of being hacked, and five years of being scolded, he didn't know if he could hold back his anger. Guan Xiaoming's dog head.
In everyone's opinion, Qiao Ni's mentality is as stable as Mount Tai, and the way he closes his eyes and recites the Heart Sutra every time he is scolded is not far from transcendence and ascension.
Even Guan Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh in admiration: "Yes, when I scolded Yan Zhen back then, I was almost beaten, but Qiao Ni was able to hold back."
Everyone: "..." You should be given two slaps so that your mouth will not be so poisonous.
Guan Xiaoming thinks that he treats Omega very gentlemanly... Wait, Qiao Ni is also an Omega, because Qiao Ni is too rigid, so he subconsciously ignores it.No wonder Yan Zhen kept throwing knives at himself.
Guan Xiaoming coughed dryly: "Hua Miao, let me just say it straight, you joined this crew just to make money and to impress everyone, right?"
Hua Miao was taken aback for a moment, it was undeniable that she really thought so.It's just the heroine of a web drama, soft and sweet, what kind of acting skills do you need?She didn't even think about the script carefully, she memorized the lines now, and if she forgot the words NG, she wouldn't feel sorry, thinking that she could get over it with a smile.However, when Guan Xiaoming came, no one was allowed to fish in troubled waters, and she was "embarrassed" at the beginning.
"If you have such an idea, then I'm sorry, this is not suitable for you." Guan Xiaoming said, "I am a director who is arrogant, mean, and can't rub the sand in his eyes. If you want to pass the test with me, I'm afraid Go back to your mother's womb and reshape."
Hua Miao: "...Wow!"
The young lady was scolded and ran away, and the assistant chased after her: "Sister Miao Miao!"
The set fell into a moment of silence. Director Huang murmured, "You don't need to say that, it's her first time acting, so she should be given more encouragement."
Guan Xiaoming patted Director Huang on the shoulder with the script, "Don't talk nonsense, the next scene."
On this day, Guan Xiaoming's reputation as a devil has even been learned by the lady who sweeps the toilet. After she finished her performance, she angrily spat at Guan Xiaoming: "It's a shame that I won't be able to marry a wife for the rest of my life!"
Guan Xiaoming: "..."
The heroine's role was suspended, so it was natural to start filming the hero's scene again. After another half day of inhuman torture, Qiao Ni once again wanted to screw Guan Xiaoming's head off.
During the intermission of Qiao Ni, Yan Zhen pretended to pass by Qiao Ni unintentionally and exchanged a look.
Ten seconds later, Qiao Ni said, "Go and make it easy" and went to the nearest bathroom.
Even in the film and television city, there are still not many Alphas and Omgeas, and the bathrooms of the two genders are the quietest.As soon as Qiao Ni entered the male A's bathroom, Yan Zhen grabbed his wrist, and the bathroom door slammed shut and locked.
Qiao Ni was pressed against the door panel and said in a low voice, "Hold down, lest others not know?"
Yan Zhen leaned against Qiao Ni's neck and took a deep breath, his voice hoarse: "After a long time, I'm almost suffocating."
Qiao Ni: "It's not time to come to the toilet, so hurry up and go."
"..." Yan Zhen pinched Omgea's chin, "Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?"
For a long time, Qiao Ni was right in front of him, but he couldn't touch it. For the Alpha in the susceptible period, it was his life.Moreover, the smell on the set was mixed, making him physically sick, all thanks to the actor's blunt acting skills.
Only the smell of Qiao Ni can bring him back to life.
Qiao Ni never thought about the smell on Yan Zhen's body, he circled his Alpha's neck, "We seem to be having an affair now."
"Then it will be as you wish." Yan Zhen raised the corners of his lips, and lowered his head to hold Qiao Ni's lips.
Qiao Ni responded enthusiastically.
Yan Zhen pinched his lower back and led him to the compartment.
The partner's pheromones are exchanged through kisses, which soothes the nerves and stimulates a certain desire. Qiao Ni twisted Yan Zhen's arm before his reason was paralyzed, "Don't be impulsive, sober up."
As if Yan Zhen didn't know the pain at all, he pushed the person on the toilet seat.
Qiao Ni pushed his long legs up, and Yan Zhen pressed his knees: "Where are you kicking? Do you want to die?"
"Calm down?" Qiao Ni held his head up, the makeup on his face was not removed, his hedgehog head was sticking out, his rebellious appearance made Yan Zhen's heart itch.
With his fingertips, he stroked the corners of the young man's eyes with a little silver eyeshadow like a firefly, "I can't calm down if I don't see you; it seems that I can't calm down even more when I see you."
Qiao Ni coaxed Alpha, who was in the susceptible stage, like a baby: "I'll finish the filming later, can you go back and wait for me first?"
Yan Zhen chuckled: "Then don't take off your makeup before you go back."
"why?"
"I like you like this, can you go back and let me play?"
"..." Qiao Ni kicked it over, "Get out of here." When he is a cross-dressing doll?Still playing, beast.
"Woo... woo woo..." A woman's cry came faintly.
Qiao Ni shuddered, "What's the sound? Is it a human or a ghost??"
Yan Zhen laughed and said, "The ones in broad daylight are of course people."
Qiao Ni pressed his ear against the wall, and the crying sound came from the next door.
"Woooo...Guan Xiaoming, I curse you for cutting off your children and grandchildren!" The voice was shrill and mournful.
Qiao Ni: "..."
Yan Zhen: "It's a flower seedling."
"You heard it right away."
"If I remember correctly, the next door should be the female A bathroom."
"..."
Hua Miao: "Ahhh hooligan!!!"
Bang bang, followed by hurried footsteps.The flower seedlings should have run away.
After waiting for a while, Qiao Ni said, "It's time for us to go out as well."
Yan Zhen said "Yes", and put on a belt for Qiao Ni.
Qiao Ni: "?!" Damn it, when was it untied?
"Wait." Qiao Ni pressed Yan Zhen's hand.
"how?"
"You go out, I'll take a pee."
Yan Zhen couldn't help laughing, it's really not convenient for Qiao Ni for a long time.
"Go out." Qiao Ni repeated.
Yan Zhen looked at Qiao Ni leisurely, "I don't."
Joe pushed him back, "Get out, get out."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
What made Qiao Ni ashamed was that he was really in a hurry to urinate, so he pushed Yan Zhen out of the cubicle with all his strength.
After draining the excess water from his body, Qiao Ni angrily went to open the door, but Yan Zhen grabbed him and said, "I'll go out first."
Yan Zhen unscrewed the doorknob, and just as a gap was revealed, it slammed shut.
Qiao Ni: "?"
There was a knock on the door: "Is anyone in?"
It was Huang Xingbo's voice.
The couple looked at each other in blank dismay, silent.
Huang Xingbo hammered the door hard, "I know there are people inside, open the door."
The couple remained silent.
Huang Xingbo got angry, he kicked the door panel, "Open the door for me!"
Qiao Ni thought, with such a big anger, it seems that this accompanying "Actor" has held back a lot of shit.
Going on like this is not an option, Qiao Ni had an idea, and said to Yan Zhen: "There is nothing in the world that money and fists can't solve."
Yan Zhen: "You don't mean to..."
Qiao Ni nodded, and took out a roll of paper and a trash can from the compartment. He stretched the roll of paper and wrapped it around his head and face, except for a pair of eyes. He was fully armed.
He handed the trash can to Yan Zhen.
Yan Zhen was very hesitant. His upbringing told him that he could not do such a thing.
Qiao Ni: "Are you going to wait for that wicked guy to come in and see us?"
The consequences were unimaginable.
Yan Zhen said, "Just this time."
Qiao Ni walked to the door and said in a rough voice on purpose: "Here it is, what's the rush? Did you shit in your pants?"
Huang Xingbo: "Who, open the door for me! How fucking wicked!"
As soon as the door opened, Huang Xingbo let out a "fuck". A man whose head and face were wrapped in paper, only a pair of "black eye circles" were exposed, like a mummified corpse, "What the hell?"
Qiao Ni grinned, stretched out his hand and dragged Huang Xingbo in.
Bang, the trash can was put on Huang Xingbo's head.
With skillful hands and feet and quick movements, Yan Zhen subdued Huang Xingbo, who was also an Alpha, and pressed him to the ground. He took off Huang Xingbo's clothes and bound his hands and feet.Huang Xingbo roared like a wolf, Qiao Ni stuffed a piece of paper in his mouth, and stepped on his waist twice.
Huang Xingbo, who had just been discharged from the hospital for two days, said, "Oh! Who the hell is that? Let me see your true colors, grandpa!"
Qiao Ni stepped on him again like a disco.
"Fuck! Grandpa... Grandpa, can't I be wrong?"
Qiao Ni clapped his hands, walked out of the bathroom with Yan Zhen leisurely, and met Ivan face to face.
Ivan glanced inside, smiled without saying a word, turned his head and left.
Qiao Ni: "See, this is the winking Alpha."
He said, "Go back."
Yan Zhen: "I'll say hello to the director."
The two went back to the set together, except for Hua Miao, no one doubted why they came back together, going to the toilet, they always meet by chance.
Hua Miao calmed down and returned to the set 10 minutes ago. Seeing Qiao Ni and Yan Zhen walking together, she couldn't help pinching her fingers. The doubt in her heart was lingering, and she even asked Yan Ba in public: "Actually, are you It's not Qiao Ni's younger sister, but Yan Zhen's younger sister, right? I've met you, Yan Ba."
Everyone: "???"
Yan Ba almost missed the ice coke in her hand, she pursed her lips dryly, and the shiny matchmaker mole on her chin trembled, "You, what are you talking about? How could I be Yan Zhen's younger sister? ?”
Everyone nodded, that is to say, how could Guo Ba be Yan Zhen's younger sister? They both look alike, and Yan Zhen doesn't have a matchmaker mole...
The matchmaker's mole is too conspicuous. In some people's eyes, this mole is Yan Ba's incarnation. It doesn't matter what her eyes, nose, and ears look like.
Hua Miao's anger at Guan Xiaoming turned into an aggressive question to others: "But my little uncle calls you Yan Ba."
"Yanba is not Yanba! Haven't you eaten Yanba? My nickname is Yanba, because I used to be salty. If you do this again, I will kiss you!"
"?!" Hua Miao backed away vigilantly, being kissed by the matchmaker Mole in public, her reputation would be ruined.
"Besides," Yan Ba put down the ice-cola and put his hands on his hips, "How could I have that kind of ruthless, old-fashioned, boring, and inhuman brother?"
Yan Zhen raised his eyebrows slightly.
The crew was silent.
Dare to say that about the film king in public, it seems that this girl is really not Yan Zhen's younger sister, otherwise she won't be punished when she returns home?
Qiao Ni thought, even if you want to convince others, you don't have to sacrifice yourself, do you?
After Yan Ba finished her hilarity, she was complacent, and suddenly met her brother's eyes, she was so cold that the matchmaker mole on her chin was about to collapse.After all, it is something to stick on. After a day, the skin will become oily and the mole will not be able to stick.
Qiao Ni: "?!!"
Qiao Ni quickly pointed to her chin.
Yan Ba didn't know, so she tilted her head, and the mole the size of a sheep dung egg became more and more dangerous.
Screenwriter: "Guo Ba, you..."
Yan Ba turned her head, and the "sheep dung" rolled to the ground, with a black hair in the middle shaking in the wind.
Everyone: "…………"
Qiao Ni couldn't bear to look directly and covered his face.
Yan Ba finally found out that her "artifact of disguise" had fallen off. She was shocked and wailed on her knees: "My mole! I have raised you for 20 years, how can you just leave?!"
The author has something to say: Matchmaker Mole: My lord, take care, I'll go first.
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yuan Xinyue;
Guan Xiaoming: "Is she acting shit? Do it all over again."
Hua Miao has seen Guan Xiaoming's violent temper on the set these days, and calling people shit is the norm.But in front of Yan Zhen, after all, he was a little embarrassed.
This is just the beginning.Guan Xiaoming was not satisfied with Hua Miao's movements, expressions, and lines skills. He directed sincerely: "Director Huang, where did you dig this flower? What's the use of having a pretty face? Let her perform a still painting enough."
Director Huang's face was full of embarrassment, Hua Miao's acting skills, he could tell that Hua Miao was lame, "Hua Miao, act more naturally, don't worry about it."
This scene is about the first time the heroine has the courage to come to the bar, she is attracted by the actor on the stage. Because of her identity as an Omega, she is molested by a few gangsters, and the hero saves the beauty.
Hua Miao has been cutting non-stop since she entered the "bar". In the end, she could hardly even walk, with fine sweat on her forehead and tears in her eyes.
Guan Xiaoming: "Terrible, you are going to a bar, not being trafficked into the mountains, start all over again."
Hua Miao asked with a trembling voice, "What's wrong with my acting? Please advise me."
Guan Xiaoming stroked his mustache and looked at Hua Miao critically, "If you don't act, you can go anywhere." Because it is a precious Omega.
Hua Miao's complexion improved a little.
"I think you should go home, you are not suitable for entering the entertainment industry." Guan Xiaoming said again.
These words were like a bucket of cold water being poured down her head, Hua Miao clenched her fingers tightly, "Director Guan, why do you say that?"
Guan Xiaoming sighed: "Miss Hua, since you are an Omega, I am already very polite to you. You can ask Qiao Ni. I scold him more than his lines."
Qiao Ni: "..." So you know.
In the first few days of filming, Qiao Ni spent most of his time under the scolding of Guan Xiaoming. If he hadn't had five years of experience in gangsters, five years of being hacked, and five years of being scolded, he didn't know if he could hold back his anger. Guan Xiaoming's dog head.
In everyone's opinion, Qiao Ni's mentality is as stable as Mount Tai, and the way he closes his eyes and recites the Heart Sutra every time he is scolded is not far from transcendence and ascension.
Even Guan Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh in admiration: "Yes, when I scolded Yan Zhen back then, I was almost beaten, but Qiao Ni was able to hold back."
Everyone: "..." You should be given two slaps so that your mouth will not be so poisonous.
Guan Xiaoming thinks that he treats Omega very gentlemanly... Wait, Qiao Ni is also an Omega, because Qiao Ni is too rigid, so he subconsciously ignores it.No wonder Yan Zhen kept throwing knives at himself.
Guan Xiaoming coughed dryly: "Hua Miao, let me just say it straight, you joined this crew just to make money and to impress everyone, right?"
Hua Miao was taken aback for a moment, it was undeniable that she really thought so.It's just the heroine of a web drama, soft and sweet, what kind of acting skills do you need?She didn't even think about the script carefully, she memorized the lines now, and if she forgot the words NG, she wouldn't feel sorry, thinking that she could get over it with a smile.However, when Guan Xiaoming came, no one was allowed to fish in troubled waters, and she was "embarrassed" at the beginning.
"If you have such an idea, then I'm sorry, this is not suitable for you." Guan Xiaoming said, "I am a director who is arrogant, mean, and can't rub the sand in his eyes. If you want to pass the test with me, I'm afraid Go back to your mother's womb and reshape."
Hua Miao: "...Wow!"
The young lady was scolded and ran away, and the assistant chased after her: "Sister Miao Miao!"
The set fell into a moment of silence. Director Huang murmured, "You don't need to say that, it's her first time acting, so she should be given more encouragement."
Guan Xiaoming patted Director Huang on the shoulder with the script, "Don't talk nonsense, the next scene."
On this day, Guan Xiaoming's reputation as a devil has even been learned by the lady who sweeps the toilet. After she finished her performance, she angrily spat at Guan Xiaoming: "It's a shame that I won't be able to marry a wife for the rest of my life!"
Guan Xiaoming: "..."
The heroine's role was suspended, so it was natural to start filming the hero's scene again. After another half day of inhuman torture, Qiao Ni once again wanted to screw Guan Xiaoming's head off.
During the intermission of Qiao Ni, Yan Zhen pretended to pass by Qiao Ni unintentionally and exchanged a look.
Ten seconds later, Qiao Ni said, "Go and make it easy" and went to the nearest bathroom.
Even in the film and television city, there are still not many Alphas and Omgeas, and the bathrooms of the two genders are the quietest.As soon as Qiao Ni entered the male A's bathroom, Yan Zhen grabbed his wrist, and the bathroom door slammed shut and locked.
Qiao Ni was pressed against the door panel and said in a low voice, "Hold down, lest others not know?"
Yan Zhen leaned against Qiao Ni's neck and took a deep breath, his voice hoarse: "After a long time, I'm almost suffocating."
Qiao Ni: "It's not time to come to the toilet, so hurry up and go."
"..." Yan Zhen pinched Omgea's chin, "Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?"
For a long time, Qiao Ni was right in front of him, but he couldn't touch it. For the Alpha in the susceptible period, it was his life.Moreover, the smell on the set was mixed, making him physically sick, all thanks to the actor's blunt acting skills.
Only the smell of Qiao Ni can bring him back to life.
Qiao Ni never thought about the smell on Yan Zhen's body, he circled his Alpha's neck, "We seem to be having an affair now."
"Then it will be as you wish." Yan Zhen raised the corners of his lips, and lowered his head to hold Qiao Ni's lips.
Qiao Ni responded enthusiastically.
Yan Zhen pinched his lower back and led him to the compartment.
The partner's pheromones are exchanged through kisses, which soothes the nerves and stimulates a certain desire. Qiao Ni twisted Yan Zhen's arm before his reason was paralyzed, "Don't be impulsive, sober up."
As if Yan Zhen didn't know the pain at all, he pushed the person on the toilet seat.
Qiao Ni pushed his long legs up, and Yan Zhen pressed his knees: "Where are you kicking? Do you want to die?"
"Calm down?" Qiao Ni held his head up, the makeup on his face was not removed, his hedgehog head was sticking out, his rebellious appearance made Yan Zhen's heart itch.
With his fingertips, he stroked the corners of the young man's eyes with a little silver eyeshadow like a firefly, "I can't calm down if I don't see you; it seems that I can't calm down even more when I see you."
Qiao Ni coaxed Alpha, who was in the susceptible stage, like a baby: "I'll finish the filming later, can you go back and wait for me first?"
Yan Zhen chuckled: "Then don't take off your makeup before you go back."
"why?"
"I like you like this, can you go back and let me play?"
"..." Qiao Ni kicked it over, "Get out of here." When he is a cross-dressing doll?Still playing, beast.
"Woo... woo woo..." A woman's cry came faintly.
Qiao Ni shuddered, "What's the sound? Is it a human or a ghost??"
Yan Zhen laughed and said, "The ones in broad daylight are of course people."
Qiao Ni pressed his ear against the wall, and the crying sound came from the next door.
"Woooo...Guan Xiaoming, I curse you for cutting off your children and grandchildren!" The voice was shrill and mournful.
Qiao Ni: "..."
Yan Zhen: "It's a flower seedling."
"You heard it right away."
"If I remember correctly, the next door should be the female A bathroom."
"..."
Hua Miao: "Ahhh hooligan!!!"
Bang bang, followed by hurried footsteps.The flower seedlings should have run away.
After waiting for a while, Qiao Ni said, "It's time for us to go out as well."
Yan Zhen said "Yes", and put on a belt for Qiao Ni.
Qiao Ni: "?!" Damn it, when was it untied?
"Wait." Qiao Ni pressed Yan Zhen's hand.
"how?"
"You go out, I'll take a pee."
Yan Zhen couldn't help laughing, it's really not convenient for Qiao Ni for a long time.
"Go out." Qiao Ni repeated.
Yan Zhen looked at Qiao Ni leisurely, "I don't."
Joe pushed him back, "Get out, get out."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
What made Qiao Ni ashamed was that he was really in a hurry to urinate, so he pushed Yan Zhen out of the cubicle with all his strength.
After draining the excess water from his body, Qiao Ni angrily went to open the door, but Yan Zhen grabbed him and said, "I'll go out first."
Yan Zhen unscrewed the doorknob, and just as a gap was revealed, it slammed shut.
Qiao Ni: "?"
There was a knock on the door: "Is anyone in?"
It was Huang Xingbo's voice.
The couple looked at each other in blank dismay, silent.
Huang Xingbo hammered the door hard, "I know there are people inside, open the door."
The couple remained silent.
Huang Xingbo got angry, he kicked the door panel, "Open the door for me!"
Qiao Ni thought, with such a big anger, it seems that this accompanying "Actor" has held back a lot of shit.
Going on like this is not an option, Qiao Ni had an idea, and said to Yan Zhen: "There is nothing in the world that money and fists can't solve."
Yan Zhen: "You don't mean to..."
Qiao Ni nodded, and took out a roll of paper and a trash can from the compartment. He stretched the roll of paper and wrapped it around his head and face, except for a pair of eyes. He was fully armed.
He handed the trash can to Yan Zhen.
Yan Zhen was very hesitant. His upbringing told him that he could not do such a thing.
Qiao Ni: "Are you going to wait for that wicked guy to come in and see us?"
The consequences were unimaginable.
Yan Zhen said, "Just this time."
Qiao Ni walked to the door and said in a rough voice on purpose: "Here it is, what's the rush? Did you shit in your pants?"
Huang Xingbo: "Who, open the door for me! How fucking wicked!"
As soon as the door opened, Huang Xingbo let out a "fuck". A man whose head and face were wrapped in paper, only a pair of "black eye circles" were exposed, like a mummified corpse, "What the hell?"
Qiao Ni grinned, stretched out his hand and dragged Huang Xingbo in.
Bang, the trash can was put on Huang Xingbo's head.
With skillful hands and feet and quick movements, Yan Zhen subdued Huang Xingbo, who was also an Alpha, and pressed him to the ground. He took off Huang Xingbo's clothes and bound his hands and feet.Huang Xingbo roared like a wolf, Qiao Ni stuffed a piece of paper in his mouth, and stepped on his waist twice.
Huang Xingbo, who had just been discharged from the hospital for two days, said, "Oh! Who the hell is that? Let me see your true colors, grandpa!"
Qiao Ni stepped on him again like a disco.
"Fuck! Grandpa... Grandpa, can't I be wrong?"
Qiao Ni clapped his hands, walked out of the bathroom with Yan Zhen leisurely, and met Ivan face to face.
Ivan glanced inside, smiled without saying a word, turned his head and left.
Qiao Ni: "See, this is the winking Alpha."
He said, "Go back."
Yan Zhen: "I'll say hello to the director."
The two went back to the set together, except for Hua Miao, no one doubted why they came back together, going to the toilet, they always meet by chance.
Hua Miao calmed down and returned to the set 10 minutes ago. Seeing Qiao Ni and Yan Zhen walking together, she couldn't help pinching her fingers. The doubt in her heart was lingering, and she even asked Yan Ba in public: "Actually, are you It's not Qiao Ni's younger sister, but Yan Zhen's younger sister, right? I've met you, Yan Ba."
Everyone: "???"
Yan Ba almost missed the ice coke in her hand, she pursed her lips dryly, and the shiny matchmaker mole on her chin trembled, "You, what are you talking about? How could I be Yan Zhen's younger sister? ?”
Everyone nodded, that is to say, how could Guo Ba be Yan Zhen's younger sister? They both look alike, and Yan Zhen doesn't have a matchmaker mole...
The matchmaker's mole is too conspicuous. In some people's eyes, this mole is Yan Ba's incarnation. It doesn't matter what her eyes, nose, and ears look like.
Hua Miao's anger at Guan Xiaoming turned into an aggressive question to others: "But my little uncle calls you Yan Ba."
"Yanba is not Yanba! Haven't you eaten Yanba? My nickname is Yanba, because I used to be salty. If you do this again, I will kiss you!"
"?!" Hua Miao backed away vigilantly, being kissed by the matchmaker Mole in public, her reputation would be ruined.
"Besides," Yan Ba put down the ice-cola and put his hands on his hips, "How could I have that kind of ruthless, old-fashioned, boring, and inhuman brother?"
Yan Zhen raised his eyebrows slightly.
The crew was silent.
Dare to say that about the film king in public, it seems that this girl is really not Yan Zhen's younger sister, otherwise she won't be punished when she returns home?
Qiao Ni thought, even if you want to convince others, you don't have to sacrifice yourself, do you?
After Yan Ba finished her hilarity, she was complacent, and suddenly met her brother's eyes, she was so cold that the matchmaker mole on her chin was about to collapse.After all, it is something to stick on. After a day, the skin will become oily and the mole will not be able to stick.
Qiao Ni: "?!!"
Qiao Ni quickly pointed to her chin.
Yan Ba didn't know, so she tilted her head, and the mole the size of a sheep dung egg became more and more dangerous.
Screenwriter: "Guo Ba, you..."
Yan Ba turned her head, and the "sheep dung" rolled to the ground, with a black hair in the middle shaking in the wind.
Everyone: "…………"
Qiao Ni couldn't bear to look directly and covered his face.
Yan Ba finally found out that her "artifact of disguise" had fallen off. She was shocked and wailed on her knees: "My mole! I have raised you for 20 years, how can you just leave?!"
The author has something to say: Matchmaker Mole: My lord, take care, I'll go first.
Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Yuan Xinyue;
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