The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Su Yiqiu's little calculations had already begun.

If Concubine Yue wants to raise him, let Concubine Yue take care of him.Let's not talk about how Concubine Yue will treat him for now, at least one life can be saved.What if he ran out and was picked up by a big dog, bullied by a wild cat, or trampled to death by someone?

Su Yiqiu always persuaded himself like this: A good death is worse than a bad life.

And his legs are ridiculously short, not like a cat, but like a walking sausage, a gas tank with no neck or waist.If others take one step, he will take three steps. He really can't go anywhere, so he might as well settle down with Concubine Yue.

Gee.

The first day I lost my 1.8-meter-long leg, I missed him.

Concubine Yue touched Su Yiqiu from the beginning to the end, held Su Yiqiu in her hand and weighed it twice, and murmured: "It's so light... Is it because she was sick and couldn't take care of her, so she was thrown out by the cat? Gong has to find a doctor for you..."

Su Yiqiu let out a "mi", scratching the air with his front paws desperately, trying to break free from Concubine Yue's grasp.Not only did Concubine Yue not let go, she even brought her big face close to Su Yiqiu's cat's head, rubbing it lightly.

After rubbing, he muttered to himself: "This is too thin."

Su Yiqiu's cat face instantly collapsed.

You still think I'm thin after rubbing, what's the difference between you and after visiting the kiln. !

Concubine Yue continued: "I'll go to the small kitchen and tell you to add a few dishes today, so you can eat more."

Su Yiqiu: ...

Su Yiqiu: Okay.

He retracted his foreword.

He was adopted by Concubine Yue voluntarily!Being touched by her is also voluntary!

Su Yiqiu stayed here with Concubine Yue without (xin)feeling (gan) or (qing)willing (yuan).

Concubine Yue had raised cats before, so she knew a thing or two about raising kittens. Su Yiqiu was fed and drank with extremely fine things, and the cat litter used was also high-quality satin.Su Yiqiu was a little uncomfortable at first, and after eating and drinking for nothing for two days, he stopped talking, and in the blink of an eye, half a month passed.

It's really delicious to wake up, eat, sleep, and have someone wait on you.

But in fact, it is not Concubine Yue who takes care of Su Yiqiu, the emperor has no empress, and Concubine Yue is in charge of the six palaces, everything from the salary of each palace to food and clothing is handled by her.In addition, she is a person who likes to eat melons, watch plays, watch the crowd, pull her hair and tear her clothes, so she has no time to care about the kitten.At most, after a busy day, come back and masturbate a few times.

So it fell on Su Wen to take care of Su Yiqiu.

Suwen doesn't like cats very much, and she cares more about whether the master will be caught because of keeping cats.

Besides, Suwen is not idle.

She is the aunt in charge of Yuxiu Palace, so of course she is very busy.

After Su Yiqiu became a cat, although his eyesight had declined, he could still perceive Su Wen's attitude towards him——

There is a trace of boredom in dissatisfaction, and a trace of alienation in disgust.

If it weren't for Su Wen holding the rice in his hand, Su Yiqiu would not want to talk to her.

This time Suwen didn't put the rice directly in the bowl as usual, but held the rice bowl and looked down at the kitten condescendingly.

Su Yiqiu was puzzled.

Why is there no food today?

Su Yiqiu stomped his paws and circled around Su Wen, but Su Wen still held the rice bowl and did not put it down.

"mum……"

The kitten screamed anxiously, and stretched out its stubby paws to scratch the air.

Su Yiqiu looked at his claws, took a step forward, and scratched the corner of Suwen's skirt.

It is strange to say that he has been adopted by Concubine Yue for half a month. When he jumped on the vanity mirror, he could clearly feel that he had gained a lot of weight, but his four claws seemed to have stopped growing. The larger, the shorter the claws in comparison.

Suwen looked down at the kitten who was looking at her eagerly. To be more specific, it should be the kitten who was looking at the rice in her hand. Something to drink", then put the rice in Su Yiqiu's bowl, then stood aside, waiting for the kitten to finish eating.

The recipe made by Concubine Yue is definitely not bad. Su Yiqiu's meal today is steamed fish with shaved bones and black-bone chicken and wolfberry soup.The fish is fresh sea bass, and the black-bone chicken and goji berry soup contains shredded chicken breast and a few bright red seedless goji berries.

The food that cats eat is a little more delicate than that of people.

Su Yiqiu raised his head and glanced at Su Wen, who was showing disgust, and ran to his job bowl, and was about to speak, when he looked up at Su Wen again.

"What do you think I am doing?" Suwen frowned, "Afraid that I will poison you? What good does it do if I poison a kitten?"

Su Yiqiu thought it was nothing at first, but when he heard what Suwen said, he was suddenly startled.

She could really be poisoned.

How about starving this meal and waiting for Concubine Yue to feed him personally?

Su Yiqiu thought about it and took a step back.The front paws are slightly restless.

Su Wen secretly rolled her eyes, pulled out the silver hairpin from her head, pierced it on Su Yiqiu's fish, handed the silver hairpin to Su Yiqiu, and said, "Look, it's not poisonous, eat it. "

The kitten still didn't seem to want to eat it. Standing on tiptoe, it seemed to hesitate for a moment, and then gave the piece of fish that Su Wen used the silver hairpin to test the poison with its paw...

Gone out.

Su Wen pursed her lips tightly, moved her fingers slightly, stretched them forward and then retracted them, almost throwing this little thing out.

Su Yiqiu finally sat down in front of the rice bowl, and began to eat without hesitation.

Concubine Yue's food is delicious, but she overlooked one thing.

Su Yiqiu will grow up.

The little milk cat that could be held up with one hand has now grown a lot.She still asked the small kitchen to cook according to her original appetite, but she didn't know that Su Yiqiu couldn't get enough for a long time.

The kitten swallowed the last bite of fish, licked up the last drop of chicken soup, tilted its head, and looked at Suwen with big sapphire-like eyes.

Seeing that he had finished eating, Su Wen rushed to put away the bowl, but Su Yiqiu bit the rim of the bowl and pulled it back, confronting her.

Su Wen said: "You are full, what are you going to do?"

Su Yiqiu didn't let go, but just bit the rim of the bowl and didn't let go.

full of what?

not full.

Su Wen had no choice but to pinch the back of Su Yiqiu's neck and lift the cat up. The moment Su Yiqiu was pinched by the back of his neck, he let go. After thinking about it, if it is broken, the empress might be unhappy.Reluctantly put the kitten on the ground, turned around and was about to leave.

"Meow--"

Su Yiqiu ran up to Suwen with his short legs twisting and turning, stamped his paws forward, and let out an imposing "meow--".

Suwen knelt down helplessly, poked the little orange cat on the head, and reprimanded: "You eat and sleep all day long, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?!"

Su Yiqiu wanted to say that he didn't have enough to eat, but all he could say was meowing again and again. He spun around in a hurry, and in the end his heart broke, and he went to the ground, revealing his snow-white belly.

Suwen: ...

Su Wen: "I didn't push this."

Su Yiqiu lay on the ground, screaming louder and louder.

He didn't want to slander Suwen and push him!He didn't want to touch porcelain!

He let Suwen look at his stomach! ! !

deflated! ! !

Su Wen frowned, and stared at Su Yiqiu for a long time, thinking he had figured out what the kitten meant.

She stretched out her hand, stroked Su Yiqiu's soft belly, and rubbed it hard.

Well, I was skinny the day I picked it up, but I touched it today, and at least I grew some flesh.

Su Yiqiu was still secretly happy at first, he thought Su Wen understood, but Su Wen rubbed it again and again, and finally let go reluctantly, without saying a word.

"Meow... woo..."

Su Yiqiu followed Su Wen, biting the corner of Su Wen's clothes to prevent her from leaving, Su Wen casually pulled her dress back, Su Yiqiu rolled around, his eyes were spinning, and he heard it again. Su Wen said impatiently.

"Eating is enough, touching is enough, what else are you not satisfied with?!"

"Meow--"

Su Wen and him looked at each other, and left without looking back.

"I think this little thing is full and has nothing to do!"

Su Yiqiu originally wanted to catch up and argue a few more words, but Su Wen's footsteps were so fast that he couldn't catch up at all. In the end, he could only watch as Su Wen slammed the door shut with a bang, leaving only left him alone.

He walked to the door, stretched out his stubby claws and scratched the door frame, stood up bit by bit, trying to reach the doorknob, and jumped a few times, but it was in vain, a lot of effort wasted, and finally Reluctantly, she returned to her cat's litter made of pink satin, coiled up and picked up the cat's paws, intending to take a nap.

The days of eating and drinking are good, but... But I always feel empty in my heart.

Maybe this is the tragedy of being a pet.

It is obviously a living creature with life and thinking, but it has no value of existence. Everything exists for the master.

Su Yiqiu let out a long sigh of relief, and buried herself in the soft cat's nest.

Forget it.

You don't have to work, you can eat and sleep enough, and you don't have to think about other things. Why is he so hypocritical?

This negative thought only lasted for a moment before dissipating.The warm sun hit Su Yiqiu's body, the kitten stretched out comfortably, curled up into a ball, blended with the sun, its stomach rose and fell, peaceful and at ease.

He didn't know how long he had slept. He vaguely remembered that it was noon when he fell asleep, and it was night when he woke up. The room was full of candles, and it was as bright as day.

Su Yiqiu walked around in the cat's nest, stretched his legs, then got up slowly, and walked around the house, only to find that Concubine Yue hadn't come back yet.

To Su Yiqiu's embarrassment, he was hungry.

He can't wake up without being hungry.

His biological clock moves with the meal time, and this time is the time for Concubine Yue's supper, the small kitchen will prepare a few classic snacks, he will jump on Concubine Yue's table, and then eat two bites of snacks.

But by this time, Concubine Yue had not returned.

Su Yiqiu was wandering around the room bored, the candles in the room were half burned, and the door was pushed open.

In order not to be seen by others, Su Yiqiu skillfully hid behind the cabinet.

Ok……

The gap in the back of the cabinet is a bit cramped.

The noble concubine Shi Shi ran into the room, sat on the chair for a while, and ordered after the servants served the refreshments: "Everyone go out, I will stay alone for a while."

All the maids and eunuchs responded in unison and left the room one after another.

Concubine Yue waited for them to close the door tightly and stabilize her feet before she breathed a sigh of relief and called softly, "Mimi?"

Su Yiqiu poked out the cat's head from behind the cabinet.

"Mimi come here!"

Su Yiqiu knew that Mimi was the name given to him by Concubine Yue.

Although he felt a little uncomfortable, Su Yiqiu trotted all the way to get the snacks on Concubine Yue's plate.

Su Yiqiu vaguely saw bloodshot eyes in Concubine Yue's eyes, and her voice was not as brisk as before.

What happened to the meal ticket today?

Has the dog emperor trampled on his sincerity on his meal ticket?

Su Yiqiu wanted to persuade her, "Scumbags are not worth cherishing", but his mouth was full of milky meows.

"Mi woo..."

Concubine Yue let out a long talk, and when she saw the furry orange cat in front of her, her depressed mood immediately improved a lot, she reached out and hugged Su Yiqiu into her arms, rubbing her face against his furry head.

"...Mimi, our Mimi is the best, isn't it?"

Su Yiqiu, who wanted to comfort others: ...

you let me go!I'm not good!

The powder on your face is on my head! ! !