The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Su Yiqiu shook his head, trying to break free from Concubine Yue's bondage.

Concubine Yue thought it was a kitten rubbing against her to please her.Thinking that Mimi liked her embrace very much, she hugged Su Yiqiu even tighter, grabbed his two stubby paws, and rubbed the pink paw pads.

"Oh... Mimi, I really want to rest..."

"It's a pity that the dog has stuffed me with so much work..."

Su Yiqiu struggled for a while, but found that he was unable to break free, so he lay down like a corpse in the arms of Concubine Yue.When Concubine Yue was pinching his paw, he subconsciously wanted to withdraw his claw, and kicked Concubine Yue's wrist, trying to escape the golden cicada's shell.

"Mimi..."

Concubine Yue still rubbed her face against his head, Su Yiqiu choked on the fragrance powder on her body, and sneezed loudly, Concubine Yue finally stopped and took a closer look, Su Yiqiu was originally orange There was an extra piece of white hair on his head, and when he rubbed his finger, it turned out that the powder on his face had been rubbed off.

"Ha ha……"

Concubine Yue hugged the little orange cat and laughed, and Su Yiqiu took the opportunity to jump out of her arms, ran to her cat's bed, and stretched out her hand to sweep the powder off her head.

However, his legs were too short to reach the top of his head.Su Yiqiu tilted his body and fell on the cat's litter. He rubbed the top of his head against the cat's litter, trying to wipe off the powder, but the powder got on the nest, instead of shaking it off, he wrapped him all over his body. The kitten's pink pen tip trembled , and sneezed again.

Concubine Yue couldn't help laughing.Walking to the cat's nest, he picked up Su Yiqiu, took out the handkerchief and carefully wiped off the powder on his body.

"Mimi..."

Concubine Yue held the kitten on her lap, Su Yiqiu looked up at her, then put his two stubby hands into a ball and placed it on Concubine Yue's lap, closed his eyes, The soft belly rises and falls.

He is a little sleepy.

Concubine Yue sighed, and murmured while running along Su Yiqiu's soft hair.

"There are so many things going on in the palace, I'm upset every day..."

Su Yiqiu knew that the food for so many days was not for nothing.Since she was kept as a pet, Su Yiqiu had to fulfill her obligations as a pet.Even though he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, he still tried his best to respond as sweetly as possible: "Umm..."

Seeing that he answered, Concubine Yue became more interested and said angrily: "That bitch knows how to assign me work every day!"

dog?

The drowsy Su Yiqiu moved her ears when she heard this word. The Yue noble concubine couldn't help it, and stretched out her hands to press down on both ears, turning Su Yiqiu's head into an orange cat ball. Qiu shook her head and opened her ears again, Concubine Yue continued to play with the cat ball, Su Yiqiu was too sleepy, so she just ignored it and let her play around.

What did she just say?

Doggy?

Who is it?Is the dog emperor?

His mind is not sober at all now, he can't think deeply about what Concubine Yue is talking to him, and originally wanted to ask her for two more snacks, but now that sleepiness has overcome everything, he has no desire to ask for snacks.

Concubine Yue was unaware of his state, and continued to chatter with him.

"Let me tell you, when these people entered the harem, they seemed to have left their brains at home. They tore from day to night, day after day, just because of a man they hadn't seen a lot... ..."

"I spent a lot of time cleaning up the mess for this group of people... I also put down all the things I like..."

"Of course, the worst thing is that bitch!"

She talked more and more vigorously, and she rolled her eyes after she finished speaking, pouted and stroked the little orange cat's back.

"Mimi, tell me, when will these people be able to make a difference?"

This time, Su Yiqiu did not respond to her.

"Mimi?"

Concubine Yue turned the side of the cat on her lap, and only then did she realize that the kitten had already fallen asleep.The two front paws are half-curled in front of the body, and the snow-white belly is up and down. What makes people laugh is that the kitten has half of its tongue hanging out.

Concubine Yue smiled lightly.

Su Wen knocked lightly on the door, and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty, the doctor is here."

Concubine Yue was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that she had asked Suwen to bring a letter to the Yue family a few days ago, asking the Yue family to find a veterinarian and send her to the palace to see if Mimi had any illness.It happened that Mimi was asleep too, and the kitten would be nervous when seeing strangers, so he finished watching it quickly while Mimi was asleep.

Concubine Yue said: "Come in."

A group of maids came in one file at a time, their footsteps were light and they could not hear the slightest sound, they consciously separated at the door, and Su Wen led the veterinarian in.The veterinarian is a white-haired old man, followed by a little medicine boy who is holding a box in his hand.

Concubine Yue had a face-to-face meeting with the veterinarian, and gently handed the kitten into the hands of the veterinarian.The sleeping kitten let the veterinarian handle it, and when it became uncomfortable, it would only whimper slightly, kick its legs and stretch its paws, and then continue to sleep.

After examining the kitten, the veterinarian sent the cat back to Concubine Yue's embrace, and said in a low voice, "Going back to Concubine Gui, it's not a serious problem. It's just that the left shoulder may have been injured a long time ago. Although it's almost healed, you need to pay attention to it in the future, and don't knock it down." When it happens, Cao Min will give the empress a prescription, mix it with the cat's food, and you won't have to worry about it if you use it for a month."

Concubine Yue nodded, and asked someone to fetch a pen and paper. The old veterinarian finished writing the prescription and handed it to his little medicine boy. At that time, he called out very softly.

"elder sister."

Concubine Yue's body trembled, and she looked at the little drug boy in disbelief.

In the next second, Concubine Yue picked up the tea set at hand and slammed it on the ground. She slapped the little drug boy's face, pointed at his nose and asked, "You bastard! How dare you smash something in this palace?" !"

Su Wen was taken aback, Niang Niang was not such an unreasonable person, she just broke a teacup, she was not so angry, she was about to let people put away the fragments, walked a step further, and stared at the little drug boy After identifying the shape carefully for a moment, he turned and glared at the old veterinarian. The old veterinarian was covered in cold sweat. Su Wen immediately dismissed the attendants in the house, asked a few eunuchs to guard the old veterinarian, and closed the door to stand beside Concubine Yue.

Su Yiqiu was woken up, yawned, and rolled in Concubine Yue's arms.When he opened his eyes, there was a man in front of him.

fog grass.

Su Yiqiu almost fell down, grabbed Concubine Yue's clothes and was about to slip into her arms, Concubine Yue quickly hugged the flustered little orange cat, and yelled at the little medicine boy, "Kneel down!"

The little drug boy was also unequivocal, not caring that there were pieces of teacups all over the floor, he bent his knees and immediately knelt down on the ground, not only knelt down, but also kowtowed at Concubine Yue: "Please help me, sister!"

Concubine Yue sneered, and pointed at the man's nose: "Is this the reason why you tried so hard to enter the palace to see me?"

Su Yiqiu was trembling all over.

The meal ticket is angry.

The meal ticket always smiled at him, even with a flattering smile.Seeing Concubine Yue angry for the first time, she was suddenly a little scared.

He poked out the cat's head from Concubine Yue's arms, carefully looking at the person who made Concubine Yue so angry.

It was a teenager about ten or so years old.

The young man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes is full of heroism, but he looks too...too impetuous, giving the impression that he is not calm enough.

The young man knelt on the ground, his eyes were slightly red, he grabbed Concubine Yue's clothes and choked up, "Sister, save me! Otherwise my life will be ruined!"

elder sister?

He calls Concubine Yue his sister? !

Su Yiqiu's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately realized who this person was.

Concubine Yue has a younger brother named Yue Dongli, who is one of the scumbags in the original book!

The young man in front of him looks somewhat similar to Concubine Yue Gui. In a few years, he must be a rare and handsome young man. No matter what, he can't connect this man with the heinous bastard in the original book.

Let's put aside how Yue Dongli tortured the original owner.This person will be demoted to the border, join the rebel army, and will come back with resentment towards the court, killing the people along the way.One of the things he did that Su Yiqiu couldn't understand the most was when the rebels invaded the imperial city, he threw his half-sister to his subordinates and let them ruin him!

The reason for this is not described in detail in the book, only that Yue Dongli asked his subordinates to hold his sister, sneered, and said: "My sister ignored me at the time, did you ever think that it would end like this?!"

Su Yiqiu thought about what happened to the meal ticket in the future, so he couldn't help stretching out his claws to gently grab Concubine Yue's hand, and licked her trembling fingers, trying to calm her down, don't get entangled with this lunatic, be soft, and have a good day in the future There was a way out, but Concubine Yue scratched his chin as if to comfort him.Immediately afterwards, he pointed at Yue Dongli and cursed: "You did it yourself! What's the use of begging me?!"

Yue Dongli tugged at the hem of his sister's clothes, and begged, "Yes! Your Majesty favors my sister. If it is my sister, my sister and your majesty will tell you that your Majesty will give you a lighter sentence. Just a lighter sentence is enough! Even if it is only a little..."

Concubine Yue pulled back her dress, her face was indifferent: "The harem is not allowed to interfere in politics."

Yue Dongli refused to let go, and said stubbornly: "It's okay to blow the pillow wind to Your Majesty! Sister! There are only three juniors in our Yue family. The eldest brother is in the northern border. If you enter the palace, if I am demoted again... then it doesn't matter. If it's you, or our parents, we have nothing to rely on!"

Concubine Yue's hands were trembling all the time, she sneered and said, "That's nice to say... When you abandoned the people of a city and left a hundred thousand troops to escape by yourself, didn't you think that you were a descendant of the Yue family? Didn't you think However, continue to fight for the sake of parents, brothers and sisters?! Even if you die on the battlefield! You are still a good boy from the Yue family!"

"You don't know, do you? How many people came back from the [-] army? How many people in the city survived?! I can know it even in the harem. As a general of the army, how can you not know?"

"elder sister……"

Yue Dongli didn't believe it.

My sister wants him to die in battle?How could my sister hope that he would die in battle?

Although he and his elder sister are of the same father and half mother, they are still brothers and sisters connected by blood. How can the elder sister refuse to save her? !

Concubine Yue said: "But you escaped! You escaped cleanly! Your Majesty spared your life, but sending you to the border is already a great favor! You still want me to intercede with Your Majesty!"

Yue Dongli wanted to say something more, the Yue noble concubine closed her eyes, Suwen understood, took Yue Dongli's arm, and persuaded in a low voice: "It's impossible for the empress to plead with your majesty, it's getting late, young master, please come back!"

Yue Dongli's face was gloomy, he shook off Su Wen's hand, and said stubbornly: "It's just blowing your majesty's pillow, why won't my sister help me?!"

Su Yiqiu had question marks all over his face.

Is there something wrong with this little bastard? !

Is it easy for you to live in the harem as your sister? !Don't you know the dog emperor's pee sex? !What if your sister says a wrong sentence and offends the dog emperor, and the dog backhand kills your sister?Why are you still licking your face and kneeling here!

Concubine Yue did not speak, her lips trembled unceasingly, and the kitten in her arms rubbed against her hand desperately, as if trying to persuade her not to be angry.

Yue Dongli obviously felt that it was not enough, so he kept babbling: "The younger generations of the Yue family naturally have to help each other, how can my sister not understand..."

"I didn't ask my sister to do anything, I just asked her to say a few words for me..."

"Sister also has to think for herself, her natal brothers have all gone to the border, what kind of support can you have in the harem... ah—"

A sharp meow suddenly exploded in my ear.

"Meow-"

The little orange cat in Concubine Yue's arms swished out, jumped onto Yue Dongli's head, and pointed its paw towards his head.

"Bastard... bastard! Get off my face!"

There were already several paw prints on Yue Dongli's face, and Su Yiqiu obviously felt that it was not enough, so he stepped back and hooked Yue Dongli's hair, scratching his face vigorously with two stubby claws.

This little bastard is in need of cleaning up!

Even if it wasn't for the abused original owner, he should still vent his anger on his meal ticket!

Are those few words you just said human? !Selling miserably and begging for mercy won't work, so you start to coerce and lure? !

"Ah—my eyes—"

Yue Dongli covered half of his eyes, knelt on the ground and wailed in pain, Concubine Yue was stunned for a moment, then suddenly burst out laughing.

Seeing her smile, Su Yiqiu jumped off Yue Dongli's head, jumped onto the meal ticket's lap again, and rubbed her hand.

Concubine Yue said with a smile: "Suwen, hurry up and take this ignorant drug boy away! My cat scratched someone, quickly find him a doctor!"

Now, Yue Dongli has no choice but to stay here. If he doesn't find a doctor in time, it's unclear whether his scratched eye can be saved!

When Yue Dongli stood up, he gave Su Yiqiu a vicious look.

Su Yiqiu stared back unceremoniously.

What are you staring at!

Staring again will scratch your other eye blind!

After sending Yue Dongli away, Concubine Yue held the kitten in her arms, looked at the mess and laughed dumbfoundedly.

"Haha... this little bastard deserves it..."

When the meal ticket was happy, Su Yiqiu felt happy.Rolling in Concubine Yue's arms, revealing her white and soft belly.

Next, Concubine Yue cried and laughed and told Su Yiqiu many things.

She told Su Yiqiu a lot about Yue Dongli.

Su Yiqiu made a fuss, he was a little sleepy at the time, but he still held on, listening to Concubine Yue rambling on for a long time.

"He... He used to be a good boy, very obedient. At that time, the relationship between the three of us was very good, and the brother of the Su family..."

Su Yiqiu slandered, even if he was a good baby back then, he couldn't stand being a little bastard now.

"At that time, His Majesty was still the prince, and his temper was not as bad as it is now, and they got along very well..."

Dog Emperor?Didn't the dog emperor grow up from a puppy?When he has a good temper?

"However, after going through some things, many people have changed, and Dongli also... has become what he is now, using whatever means for the purpose..."

Su Yiqiu groaned a few times, as if responding to Concubine Yue's words, she turned over and wrapped herself around Concubine Yue's lap.

"Mimi, why did it become like this..."

Kitty doesn't know either.

Su Yiqiu yawned.

As for what Concubine Yue said later, he couldn't remember clearly.Concubine Yue said too many and complicated things, the cat's little head couldn't remember it, and fell asleep drowsily after hearing half of it.

Su Yiqiu slept till the sun was up.

When he woke up, he was a little dazed. He lay on his back in the cat litter and couldn't turn over. He screamed a few times before calling Su Wen in, and turned him over impatiently.

Su Wen still muttered angrily: "Useless little thing."

Su Yiqiu wanted to quarrel with her, why is he so useless!At any rate, I heard Concubine Yue talking to him for a long time yesterday!At any rate, I let out a bad breath for the meal ticket!Even if he is a fat pot, he is still a fat pot that can hold black water!Why is it useless!

"Meow--"

The kitten wobbled up to Su Wen again, Su Wen squatted down unceremoniously, and stroked Su Yiqiu heartily from the top of his head to the base of his tail.

"Meow--"

Su Yiqiu opened his mouth and was about to bite, but Su Wen pulled his hand faster than him, and immediately stood upright.

"Okay, it's over, go and play by yourself."

How did Su Yiqiu swallow this breath? !

Jumping up from the ground, he was about to bite Suwen's hand, but he missed it and missed.

Su Wen condescendingly looked at the kitten squatting back to the cat's nest puffed up, and smiled unconsciously.

"What's the matter?" Concubine Yue opened the beaded curtain and walked out of the inner room slowly. Someone supported her and sat at the table with her dress wrapped around her. Outside the door, palace maids filed in and served morning tea cakes.She looked at Suwen and asked, "Before I didn't let Bengong keep it, now you want to touch the cat secretly?"

Suwen's pupils were shocked, and she quickly stood beside Concubine Yue, bowed slightly and said: "Go back to your mother, slaves dare not."

The noble concubine Yue sneered, the maid serving the dishes, the eunuch on duty at the gate, and even Su Wen, who was closest to the noble concubine Yue, trembled almost at the same time.Concubine Yue was looking down at the pastries on the table, not aware of the abnormality of the crowd, and said to herself: "It's okay, touch it if you want, play with him if you want to play, or the kitten will stay alone It's so stuffy inside!"

After she said this sentence, the palace people of Yuxiu Palace held their voices and dared not speak.

As we all know, Concubine Yue is angry in three ways.

First, sneer.She has already sneered at the above; second, the yin and yang are strange.Isn't the phrase "touch it if you want" that the concubine concubine said to Aunt Suwen just now is not enough yin and yang?Isn't it because Aunt Suwen touched her beloved cat that she was upset?

The third type is rarely seen, and everyone who sees it is amazed.Scared to death.It is really inconvenient to describe.

Although the relationship between Suwen and Concubine Yue is not comparable to that of an ordinary slave, in the final analysis, she is still a slave, and the imperial concubine is still a master after all.Hearing that the master was angry, he immediately knelt down to the noble concubine Yue, and said in a deep voice: "It's a servant who has usurped, I hope the empress will punish her!"

Concubine Yue didn't understand why she asked Su Wen to touch the cat, so Su Wen knelt down for her. She looked at Su Wen, and then at the short-legged cat not far away, who was emptying her mind, and greeted Su Yiqiu: " Mimi, come here!"

Su Yiqiu was distracted at the time, and didn't hear "Touch if you want" in front of Concubine Yue, but only heard "How boring is the kitten staying in the room alone" behind, thinking that Concubine Yue would send someone to accompany him to relieve boredom, Quickly trotting all the way over, jumped onto Concubine Yue's lap very skillfully, and gave a childish "meow" in her milk.

Concubine Yue patted the kitten and ate breakfast. After eating two yuan, she realized that Suwen was still kneeling. First, she asked Suwen to stand up, then called her to her, and said, "Touch him."

Su Wen just bowed his head and said, "I don't dare."

Concubine Yue's movements paused, she reached out and grabbed Suwen's wrist to pull her tighter.Before Suwen could realize what she meant, she was in a daze, just when Suwen was about to touch the kitten, she suddenly heard a message from someone.

"Your Majesty, Eunuch Huang is here by His Majesty's side."

Concubine Yue was taken aback, her brows twitched into a pimple, Su Yiqiu was about to bark her teeth at Suwen, when she heard the word "Huang Gonggong", she also couldn't help being startled.

Eunuch Huang?

The dog leg who has been on the front line for a long time who has contributed to the dog emperor's pornographic career?

That old and unscrupulous old man who instigated the emperor to do bad things?

Su Yiqiu's ears trembled, and his pupils suddenly grew bigger.

Concubine Yue's thoughts turned quickly. There is no back door in this room, so the cat cannot be taken away directly.It's not appropriate to throw it in the closet. What if the kitten gets bored?The bottom of the bed is too dirty, Mimi is the most clean, absolutely can not throw the cat under the bed...

After thinking about it, Concubine Yue threw the cat under the table.

Su Yiqiu felt that Concubine Yue's mind was also a little seriously ill.

Where can I hide him? !Why did you throw it under the table? !

Immediately afterwards, Concubine Yue smoothed the tablecloth, and firmly blocked Su Yiqiu under the table.Su Yiqiu looked around, if you hide under the table, then hide under the table, anyway, just don't let that dog leg see you.

But the terrible thing was that Concubine Yue was afraid that he would move around, so she kicked his stomach with her feet.

Su Yiqiu's mother's condescending smile froze on the cat's face.

If he wasn't afraid of being discovered, he would be able to give Concubine Yue a cat-mao punch right now.

He huddled together, as if Concubine Yue didn't think it was enough, she lifted the tablecloth and poked her head in, and gave him a solemn expression.

"Shut up!"