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Usually, there are quite a few people who did not receive any rewards after receiving commissions, but the only one who said so confidently that he had no money when he came up was the hypoglycemic teenager in front of him.

"You are a member of the detective agency," the boy looked at his face, and said with a firm tone, "I originally planned to wait until the hypoglycemia was better before coming here by myself, but I didn't expect you to bring me here directly."

Kunikida:?Is he being touched?

I was still touched by a hypoglycemic patient who fainted by the roadside.

He didn't think the teenager's hypoglycemia was fake, after all, the pale look on his face couldn't deceive anyone.After he helped the young man leave the pedestrian street with people coming and going, and turned into some empty streets with few pedestrians around, his sickly red face as if he couldn't breathe was much better with the naked eye, and he really seemed to be in the crowd In many places, it will be difficult to breathe.

It is that there may be some discrepancies in their definition of "many people".

"You add some sugar first." Kunikida Fue looked at the boy with a righteous face, "Drink the coffee first and then talk about the entrustment."

Otherwise, just looking at his increasingly pale face, Kunikida was almost afraid that he would pass out directly in the next second.

The teenager in front of him reluctantly took a sip of his coffee, and then showed an extremely disgusted expression.

He's still picky?

"Finish," Kunikida involuntarily switched to the male mother mode and said helplessly, "If you don't add some sugar now, you will get dizzy again later."

Does he have any sense of how fragile he is?

When the boy fell directly from the leisure chair on the side of the road before, he was shocked.

And not to mention money, although their Armed Detective Agency is indeed not a purely commercial organization, and the commissions it takes over are not limited to paid commissions.However, apart from some daily ordinary commissions, they usually only have some cases received from the Supernatural Secret Service Division and the Yokohama Police Department.

The Supernatural Secret Service Division and the Police Department Division did not pay them.

——From a certain point of view, their armed detective agency was prostituted again and again.

Compared with the government staff of the Supernatural Secret Service and the Police Department, the young man who was prostitution for nothing in front of him was at least a little more pleasing to the eye.

He looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, so he must not be an adult anyway.At this point, the students should all be studying in school, and I don't know how he escaped.

Boys at this age are just at the age when they start to grow crazily. When Kunikida helped him up from the stool, he realized that the boy was about the same height as him, but his wrists were so thin that they would break if he pinched them.

He is only 1.9 or [-] years old and his height is nearly [-] meters. It is conceivable how much he needs for nutrition during this period of growth. In addition, he seems to be physically weak, and he will faint due to hypoglycemia because he forgot to eat breakfast. It's no surprise to fall on the side of the road.

Kunikida didn't realize that his mentality had begun to change towards a male mother. In the short ten seconds of drinking coffee, he thought of the future improvement measures from the cause of hypoglycemia, and even began to unconsciously want to buy Keep a few chocolates in your pocket for emergencies.

"I'm done drinking!"

The boy sitting on the sofa drank the cappuccino in one gulp, and shook the cup in his hand down a few times, as if to prove to Kunikida that he drank all the liquid in the cup without leaving a drop .

Then the white prostitute didn't wait for Kunikida Doppo to speak, and asked enthusiastically, "So can I say my commission now?"

Kunikida: "...you tell me."

He is tired.

This minor does not go to school, what is the reason for coming to the detective agency to issue some commissions?

"That's how it is," Haruki Juyama straightened his face seriously, clasped his hands on the table, and looked at Kunikida Doppo with a serious expression, "My life is under great threat."

Kunikida:! ! !

"what's the situation?!"

Before the young man said it, he only thought that he would say something as small as a lost cat or a lost dog. Who knew that his life would be threatened when he opened his mouth.

It's serious when it involves human life.Not to mention whether there is money or not, human life is at stake, even if he pays back money, he can't just watch the young man in front of him suffer life-threatening.

Kunikida looked around, and said to the boy decisively: "It's not convenient to say these things in a coffee shop, are you feeling better now?"

"Come with me to the detective agency."

He turned around and walked a few steps before remembering that he couldn't walk a few minutes ago, and he was helped to the coffee shop by himself.So he turned around without any complaints, and put his arms on his shoulders like when he was brought here before: "Forget it, let me help you."

Haruki Yoshiyama, who originally planned to stand up from the sofa and walk by himself: ...

He suddenly felt a guilty conscience that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Then he regained his composure.

When Osamu Dazai persecuted Kunikida, it was much more serious than he is now, why should Osamu Dazai be guilty even if Osamu Dazai is not guilty.

Then the scumbag quickly put his conscience aside, and hung his whole body on Kunikida's shoulders very calmly, like a koala that can't walk by itself.

System: [You and Dazai Osamu are just laughing at each other in persecuting Kunikida...]

Eldest brother, don't laugh at second brother, when Haruki Iyama pointed at Osamu Dazai here, did he ever think that he was also pretending to be sick to deceive Kunikida's feelings?

【How can I call this pretending to be sick? ] Jushan Haruki was confident, 【It is completely true that my face is pale. Before so many people talked in my head, everyone would turn pale. 】

[Besides, I'm not too aggressive with Dazai, I only lie to feelings, not money! 】

system:……

【You got a cappuccino for nothing. 】It calmly pointed out.

[The cappuccino is still bitter,] Jushan Haruki yelled, [If I really have hypoglycemia, I'll have to lose my breath after the first sip of it. 】

Kunikida, who was helping Haruki Iyama upstairs, was still ignorant of all this.

He helped the hypoglycemic teenager push open the door of the detective agency, and after putting him on the sofa in the reception room, he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not good to say these things in the coffee shop just now, now you can tell me more about the situation." .”

His serious face couldn't last a second under Ju Shanqingshu's fragile expression that he was about to faint in the next second: "I'd better find you something to eat."

In addition to a bunch of official clerks, there are many clerks who are not supernatural beings on the detective agency. As soon as Jushan Haruki came up, his head was filled with a bunch of heartfelt voices, and his complexion, which had just recovered a little, turned a lot worse. See When he got up, he was close to fainting again, no wonder Kunikida couldn't sit still right after he sat down.

[System,] Under the torment of countless messy voices, Haruki Jushan looked extremely novel, 【I have never been treated by anyone in my life. 】

Kunikida had never been so careful with him, even if the shell that came to this world before was a little waste that would leave marks when touched.

【Hope Kunikida can maintain this attitude towards me in the future,】 He took a photo of the glass next to him with great interest, and said narcissistically, 【I feel like a sick and weak Lin Daiyu now. 】

[Don't talk nonsense,] the system is weak, [Which Lin Daiyu have you ever seen who can pull weeping willows upside down. 】

Haruki Juyama is now a collection of wills from all of Yokohama, and from a certain point of view, he has no entity.And the appearance he showed was just made by the General Bureau.If Haruki Iyama is willing, he can abandon this body at any time and park in the consciousness of any human being, using the consciousness of the host body to set off a storm.

Probably the world wanted to prevent this from happening, so this identity had a passive buff at the moment it was generated: absolute fairness and justice, preventing the Supreme Will from using this characteristic to destroy the world after generating its own consciousness.

But this is enough for Haruki Iyama.

As long as the scope of doing things is within the scope of "fairness and impartiality", it is not impossible to uproot the Mafia building in the port, not to mention weeping willows.

Just like this, he still has the face to say that he is Lin Daiyu.This kind of shameless behavior is simply enough to be selected into the system's life revolving door, and it is worthy of his repeated appreciation before leaving.

"Okay," Kunikida found a bunch of rough snacks from nowhere, and returned to the reception room, comforting the client as skillfully as before, "It's absolutely safe here now, you can say that you What exactly is the commission?"

"What entrustment?" There was a vague questioning voice from the door of the reception room, and then a head wearing a detective hat and chewing a piece of Dafu stuck out, "The person in front of you has no entrustment."

Ranbu didn't know when he came over.

"I thought you were going to leave, why do I have so many snacks," Ranbu complained as he walked over to circle the snacks on the table, "I didn't expect Kunikida that you were actually cheated."

Kunikida:? ? ?

"But he told me his life was in danger."

There is usually nothing wrong with what Luanbu said, but this young man who was so pale and almost fainted several times couldn't lie to him here, right?

"His life is indeed in danger," Edogawa Ranpo looked at Kunikida strangely, then at Haruki Iyama sitting on the sofa, and said instantly, "Oh, you didn't tell him!"

Jushan Haruki is an extremely fuzzy man, he can't walk when he sees random steps. Although he has masturbated in another world before, it doesn't prevent him from continuing in this world. It's all about random steps. world.

So he very naturally selected the one that Ranbu liked from a pile of snacks, and handed it over: "That's right, that's right, I didn't say anything."

Luanbu was fed a book of satisfaction: "Then this is your fault."

"Yes, yes, I was wrong," Haruki Yuyama nodded, "I shouldn't have interrupted Kunikida's schedule today before he finished his plan."

Kunikida at the side:?

What riddle are you two talking about?Also, how did this hypoglycemic teenager know his name and today's plan?

"You..." As soon as he started speaking, he was interrupted.

"But this afternoon's commission is easy to solve," the boy blinked innocently, "you can just integrate the clues collected in the morning and you will find that although those people intentionally avoided each other, but because their trajectories are too It was too deliberate, but it exposed the fact that they were all hiding in one place, and then you can go directly to that place to solve the problem."

Kunikida:? ? ?

Wait, he didn't give him the commission-related materials and notebooks he found before, did he?Although he had some vague guesses about the final address of the entrustment before, when he said the answers that the young man in front of him could never know, he still couldn't help but feel a little shocked.

Just like when he first met Mr. Ranpo.

At that time, there was only one sentence in his mind - how did he analyze all this?

"What's there to analyze?" The young man showed disdain as if he had heard his inner voice. "Isn't this the answer you can get at a glance?"

system:……

The system expressed contempt for Haruki Yoshiyama's act of pretending to be x by being able to hear Kunikida's voice.

"But Kunikida already knows how to solve it." Ranpo said dissatisfiedly, "You just said what you saw."

Lord Ranbu can see what this is.

"Then I'll just tell him the address." The boy wasn't nervous at all when faced with Luanbu's exposure, instead he just reported an address.

"Okay, now your commission is complete." After the report, he couldn't wait to lean forward, "You can listen to my commission."

"That's not a commission—" Luanbu retorted lazily knocking on the table.

"You... what is your entrustment?" Kunikida was dumbfounded at his behavior of reporting the address in passing.

"That's it," Jushan Haruki said with a serious face, "I'm out of money."

Kunikida:?

"No money means I can't find a place to live and I don't have food. If I don't have food, I will starve to death for at most half a month. So my life is greatly threatened. Every minute and every second without food, I will be They're all slowly dying."

Kunikida: ...This is simply a guru-level sneak change concept.

According to him, human beings can only live for more than 100 years at most, and everyone living in the world is dying every day.

Haruki Juyama: "Yes."

"So we're getting closer to death every day."

"From a certain point of view, the meaning of life is to gradually die, and everyone is under great threat of death every second." He seems to have a lot of experience in this kind of philosophical discussion.

This is all nonsense.

Kunikida Fuezu: "...so what are you doing here?"

According to the previous dialogue and reasoning, this boy is definitely a genius no less than Ranpo.And such a genius came here just to discuss the meaning and length of life with him?

What an international joke.

"I'm here to look for a job." Genius said sincerely.

Kunikida: "Huh?"

No wonder Mr. Ranpo just said that this is not an entrustment, this is obviously a job search!

"Isn't your place a detective agency?" The genius, who was looking for a job without taking the usual path, plausibly said, "I'm not detective enough yet?"

Kunikida: "? I think you can submit your resume."

Instead of using this horrible "entrustment" method to enter the Armed Detective Agency.

Jushan Haruki felt wronged: "But you didn't release the recruitment information."

"That's right," Kunikida said frantically, "so why did you apply for the job?"

Haruki Juyama: "Because I need a job."

Kunikida:? ? ?

He understood, this is the plus version of Chaos.

"President—"

He gave up communicating with the plus version of Luanpo.