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"Wait!" Uyama Haruki grabbed Kunikida who was about to get up.

"Why did you give up communicating with me?" The boy who grabbed his cuff couldn't understand, "Am I really that difficult?"

Before Kunikida could answer, he was dissatisfied and said, "It's a pity that I still have to choose from thousands of choices, and I chose a person who is suitable for touching porcelain."

"If I had known you would be the president, I would have gone directly to touch him!"

Thank you, I also know that your behavior is called Pengci.

Kunikida pressed down on his temple like a headache.

Also, what is a person who is suitable for touching porcelain?

"It's because you are the closest person in the detective agency to me in height." The boy blinked and saw what he was thinking directly, "According to my analysis, you are probably the one with the best physical skills."

"So if I pass out on the side of the road, only you can bring me straight to the detective agency."

The other members of the detective agency probably put him on the side of the road temporarily due to lack of physical strength, and then went to work on their own affairs.

"And you strictly follow the plan every day. Compared with other members who travel erratically, you are the easiest to meet." The implication is that it is not easy for others to catch him.

"And you still have a task to go out today."

In this way, he doesn't have to get up too early to go to Kunikida to go to work, and he doesn't have to wait for Kunikida to go home in the evening before reappearing. Instead, he can touch China with one click on the way back to the detective agency after completing the investigation.

Therefore, Kunikida, who has the best physical strength and travels most regularly, still has to go out for investigation missions today, brought him back to the detective agency as the boy in front of him wished.

And he was genuinely worried about his life just a few minutes ago.

"If you think it's unfair, I can start worrying about your safety from now on." Hearing Kunikida's inner boiling complaints, Iyama Haruki said seriously.

"What's the use of that?" Ranbu poked his head out curiously from the side.

"It's useless," Ju Shanqingshu didn't change his face, "but I can buy him a resurrection armor when he gets old."

Kunikida: "...Thank you?"

But what is Resurrection Armor?

"You're welcome." Haruki Jushan waved his hand very grandly.

"Wait," Kunikida, who realized that the topic was getting wrong, tried to turn him back to the original direction: "Didn't you say that you thought I would just put you on the side of the road, and then you came here by yourself?"

It doesn't look like I just found a member on the road!This is why they have been eyeing him and their detective agency from the very beginning!

"That's right," Jushan Haruki admitted very frankly, "I'm lying."

Kunikida: Did you just say it so frankly? !

Haruki Jushan nodded.

Kunikida: ...

Kunikida felt that this kind of genius who could casually observe what other people were thinking was simply unreasonable, and what was even more unreasonable was that when he was doing these things, he didn't have any signs of activating his supernatural powers.

That is to say, he can do all of this entirely by his own reasoning, without any medium or restrictions, not even supernatural powers.He could tell what he was thinking just by observing his micro-expressions and body movements.

Such a genius who can see what other people are thinking at any time, can make countless forces in Yokohama flock to him as long as he uses small tricks casually, so there is no need to worry about food and clothing.

But here he is, using this genius-like ability to detect words and emotions to touch a member of the agency, playing a little trick just to get paid to join the detective agency?

No one will believe you when you say it, right?

No one understands better than the members of their detective agency what it means to be a person who is as capable as Chaos.

And there are actually two such geniuses sitting in this room of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Aren't these abilities of yours?" Kunikida asked again just to confirm.

"No," the boy turned pale with shock, "Can't you join the detective agency without special abilities?"

"No..." Before Kunikida finished his explanation, he saw him pat his chest in relief.

"Fortunately, I have supernatural powers."

Kunikida:? ? ?

Wait what did you just say you have?

"I can't tell you! It's a secret." The boy smugly shook his legs.

"So can I join you now? I even have supernatural powers!" Kunikida was still shocked, and he could only look at Ranpo inquiringly.

In the chat just now, Ju Shanqingshu accurately picked out his favorite flavor from a pile of snacks with his rich feeding experience, and he was satisfied with the chaos of feeding.

"Master Ranpo has no objections," he drew his tone, "but you must go see the president."

"There's also the entrance exam..." Kunikida's echoed words suddenly stopped.

Wait, if the president agrees, is the entrance exam necessary for him?

He could tell at a glance that they were acting.

Oda Sakunosuke went upstairs with a big kraft paper bag in his arms, knocked on the door with his knuckles, pushed the door open with his shoulder and walked into the office.

Special discounts in supermarkets, and goods that are on deadline. Thinking of the fifteen children he adopted and still in the western restaurant, he couldn't control himself and bought a bunch of them.

To him, the weight of these things was nothing, but the plastic bags in the supermarket were sold out in advance due to the popular discount activities. When it was his turn, the cashier had to find him a kraft paper bag full of apology. bag.

The paper bag didn't look as good as the plastic bag. Seeing the two fragile kraft paper ropes on the kraft paper bag, Oda Sakunosuke resignedly hugged the paper bag with both hands.

The kraft paper bag held in front of his chest instantly blocked half of his vision. Along the way, Oda Sakunosuke felt that it was a miracle that he could walk to the door of the detective agency.

He let out a sigh of relief and put the paper bag in his place, only to realize that there was an extra person in the room of the detective agency at some point.

"This is...?" It didn't look like a client who came to ask for help.

The boy in the extra room is obviously very happy chatting with Mr. Ranpo. The content of the chat between the two of them kept jumping up and down. In just the ten seconds he was in a daze, the two of them suddenly chatted from the night view of Yokohama to the killer whale on the bottom of the sea. .

The most amazing thing is that they seem to be really chatting seriously, but they both know what each other is going to say in the next sentence, so they simply skipped these parts that can be omitted in a tacit understanding, so the topic seems to be extraordinarily jumpy.

This is a minor, right?

Oda Sakunosuke judged based on his experience in picking up children.

Although he is a head taller than Mr. Ranpo when he sits down, it looks like he will never be less than 1.8 meters tall when he stands upright, but the facial features on his face are extremely immature, and he also shows a sense of ignorance and innocence when chatting social innocence.

So it's fine if a minor doesn't go to school now, why are he still chatting about killer whales with Mr. Ranpo here?

"I'm not a minor." The minor who was chatting happily with Mr. Ranpo glanced at him, and then complained angrily, "I don't need to go to school at all."

"Is it my fault for being tender!"

Oda Sakunosuke: "Sorry...?"

How did he see that he said in his heart that he was underage?

"Do you still need to look at that?" After these words flashed in his mind, the anger on the face of the young man in front of him became stronger, "Your eyes are like watching children play truant!"

"Is it that obvious?" Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help asking.

"Yes! Very much!" The young man patted the table imposingly and emphasized, "But you apologized! So I forgive you!"

"Okay," Odasaku tried his best to suppress his smile, he felt that the boy in front of him was surprisingly interesting, "So you are...?"

So why is he here?

"Huh? Oda is back?" Kunikida walked out of the president's office, and handed him the key to the locker amidst the cheers of Haruki Iyama, "Get to know him, this is the detective A new member of the club, Haruki Iyama."

"Kiyama, this is Oda Sakunosuke."

"New member?" Oda Sakunosuke scratched his head. If Haruki Yayama hadn't been angry because he suspected that he was underage, he would have thought that the president would hire child labor.

"I'm not! Underage!" Jushan Haruki yelled loudly.

How angry, what a mess the General Administration has made.

Everyone's first reaction when they saw him was: how is this a minor who skipped school?

The first time Kunikida thought so, he thought it was fun, and the second time President Fukuzawa made a mistake, he thought it was justifiable. After the results came out, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters thought that he also skipped class, which is too much!Too much!

Does he look like someone who doesn't want to go to school that much!?

[Like,] System Yoyo, [A genius like you probably disdains school life, so he doesn't want to go to class with ordinary people at all. 】

[I'm not,] Haruki Juyama's eyes were dead, [When I was a student, I usually played neither the genius who disdained class, nor the ordinary classmate who shared the same room with geniuses. 】

[Then what are you doing? 】The system is curious.

[I am punished to stand at the door. 】Says Haruki Juyama.

system:……

System: [As expected of you. 】

"Kiyama?" Kunikida shook his hand a few times in front of him, "Kiyama, are you listening?"

"Huh?" Jushan Haruki suddenly recovered, "What are you listening to?"

Kunikida: "As expected, you didn't listen."

He was not surprised at all.

"I'm talking about this is Oda Sakunosuke. Although you have probably checked his information and you can tell who he is just now, I still think it's better to introduce him." Kunikida continued tiredly.

"Oh Odasaku," said the genius who made him tired, "I don't need an introduction, I know it anyway."

"...Forget it, let me introduce Jushan to you." He turned his gaze to Oda Sakunosuke, "I think you may need it more."

Odasaku is now touching his chin curiously: "What is Odasaku's name?"

Jushan Haruki: "Bad, I'm used to calling people by accident."

It's all because of Osamu Dazai's barking all the time, which makes his oral habit strange.

and many more.

"Oda Saku." He called the title again, and then asked in the strange eyes of Oda Sakunosuke, "Has no one called you that before?"

"No," Oda Sakunosuke said with a funny tone, "You are the first person to say that."

"What strange name is this?"

[System system system! ] Jushan Haruki is now frantically knocking on the system, 【What's going on in this world! 】

【Osamu Dazai has never met Sakunosuke Oda? ! 】