[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Due to the madness of the little white dragon, Tang Seng can't let Tang Seng ride it. The daily situation is that he turns into a big white dog and I lead him.I think the Dragon King of the West Sea knows it, and probably would rather his son be beheaded.Under the influence of brother monkey's stick education and my love, I feel that Xiao Bailong's madness is more exciting, and the elixir of Taishang Laojun can only calm his emotions and mediate his inner breath.

Several times during the period, the little white dragon couldn't control his form, switching between dragons, humans, dogs, and horses at will, which dazzled me.For a face controler, it's best for him to become a human, but when he becomes a human, he doesn't change his clothes, and walks naked like a bird.

Once in the village, he changed back to human form, and in the eyes of passers-by, he turned into me holding a naked man with an iron chain. The scene was unbearable.

Later, we were the village that was kicked out, and even Tang Seng's background in the Tang Dynasty was useless.

After a long journey for another month, this time it is not a poor place, but a place where auspiciousness is flourishing.With beautiful mountains and clear waters and solemn Taoist temples, Tang Seng, as the face value of the team, naturally took the lead in seeking accommodation.I led the little white dragon who looked like a big white dog to the door of the Taoist temple. When I looked up, I found Wuzhuang Temple.

Zhenyuanzi Daxian went to heaven for a meeting, and left two boys to entertain everyone.The boy's quality is very high. Seeing our grotesque team, he was very calm, and treated him with three fruit treats in the name of his master.

Tang Seng was startled when he saw the pink and jade-like doll fruit, and then clapped his hands in admiration: "The world is so big, there are so many wonders, come, come, let's slice these three fruits and eat them."

Because of Tang Seng's move, he cleverly solved the problem of stealing the fruit of life.After eating the fruit, Zhu Bajie was no longer greedy, and went back to the wing room to sleep, missing his Cuilan and Chang'e.Drifting studied the recipes with the two boys and established a deep friendship. I think everyone is having a good time, and there will be no stalks pushed by Brother Monkey to the fruit tree.

Thinking of this, I looked back at Brother Hou who was leaning on the beam shaking his legs, and when he caught my sight, he bared his teeth at me.

"Monkey brother."

"what."

"No, I just think you're really nice."

"Of course, Monkey King was blown out of it?"

"hey-hey."

After a day of clean rest, we prepared dry food and water, and we set out on the road again.Little Bailong turned into a human again, with a chain still tied around his neck. Under Brother Monkey's kind gaze, he obediently put on his clothes.

On the way, when we encountered temples and Taoist temples, we would go in and worship. Although the disciples were too lazy to go, Tang Seng wanted to go, so he could only pamper him.But this time, there was a problem.

The thing is like this, Bajie went to explore the road, Brother Hou went to beg for alms, Xiaobailong went crazy, and I went to the sky to walk the dragon, leaving Drifting Monk to watch Tang Seng and his luggage.When the few of us came back, Brother Hou was carrying a pile of food, I was leading the dragon, and Zhu Bajie was carrying the rake, but Tang Monk and Drifting Monk waiting here were gone, and the little donkey stamped its hooves impatiently.

Brother Hou put down his food and said firmly, "The two of them must have been kidnapped by monsters!"

Zhu Bajie coaxed the little donkey, and even communicated, and then told us that there was a temple at the foot of the mountain ahead, and Tang Seng took Drifting Monk to visit, so he never came back.

Brother Hou slapped his forehead, annoyed: "I really want to wear Master on the waistband of my trousers! I can carry it everywhere!"

Zhu Bajie and I almost laughed out loud, but we didn't dare to laugh at this moment.Pack up the luggage here, Brother Hou told the three of us to stay here and wait, and he went to save people.

I stuffed the little white dragon's chain into Zhu Bajie's hand, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Monkey, I'm going too!"

Zhu Bajie: "Okay, you all go, I will stay here with Junior Brother Xiaolong."

There is no temple at the foot of the mountain, but there is a cave named Boyue Cave.Brother Hou glanced at me, and we tacitly changed into bees outside the door, and got in under the crack of the door.This monster's cave is completely different from what he imagined. It is not eerie and creepy, but warm and bright. On the stone platform every three feet away, there is a bright night pearl.

Although the evil spirit is strong, it is not intoxicating, and there is an inexplicable aroma.

I was a little deceived, and Brother Hou also wondered for a while, the cave is long and big with all the twists and turns.There is actually a flower bed inside, a hundred flowers are in full bloom, blooming enthusiastically, and the sunlight from the top of the cave can just shine on this place, which is very romantic.

Me: "No wonder there is a fragrance, this monster knows how to live. The decoration is good."

Brother Monkey: "So you have to pay attention to eating master, with the combination of meat and vegetables, can you taste the flavor?"

I might……"

Finally, we saw the little monsters, all dressed in human-like clothes, and they turned into human beings with a polite look.After eavesdropping on their speeches, Brother Monkey and I flew to another side road with fluttering wings.Originally thought that Xiao Tang and Brother Sha were tied up and thrown beside the boiler, but unexpectedly they were enshrined with delicious food and drink!

In the spacious and bright cave, a door and window were cut out above to breathe fresh air.There are pots, pans and pans for ordinary people, as well as cakes and tea, where there is the smell of monsters!Miraculously, I saw the Drifting Monk, and he actually asked the little monster how to cook vegetarian dishes.And Tang Seng slept peacefully in the big bed with the mosquito net hanging on it.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you want to eat it. On the contrary, I am a little greedy.I landed on the mung bean cake and made a gesture like a fly rubbing my hands to eat it, but Brother Hou bumped into me.

"Idiot, what are you doing!"

"Eat something, I think this monster may not want to eat Xiao Tang."

"Maybe it's better to have a good life, and kill it after gaining weight!"

"It's also possible, but my female sixth sense tells me that this monster wants something else!"

"What do you want?"

"Proposal!"

Brother Hou glared at me. In fact, I can't remember which monster it is now, so I can only wait and see.

Not long after, a figure quietly flashed in.Brother Monkey and I, who were eating mung bean cakes, flapped our wings and flew to hang on the mosquito net. I saw the figure clearly. It was a handsome man with an elegant temperament, a bit exotic, and his clothes were more upscale than the little monsters outside.

He walked to the bed, lifted the mosquito net, and called softly: "Elder, elder."

I turned to look at Brother Hou: "Is this handsome guy a monster?"

Brother Monkey: "Just an ordinary person."

So the two of us continued to wait for the development of the plot. These two shouts really woke Tang Seng up.As soon as Tang Seng woke up, he wanted to find Drifting Monk, thinking that the disciples might be waiting for him, but the man hurriedly coaxed him to leave, and only hoped that Tang Seng could listen to him.

Tang Seng immediately sat down obediently like a baby, "Please tell me, benefactor."

Seeing his posture, the man was at a loss for words for a moment, his expression changed, and he said with difficulty: "There is a country three hundred miles away from this mountain, named Baoxiang Country. I am the third prince of that king, named Baihuashuo."

As soon as I heard this, I knew which stalk it was, but what about the promised three princesses!How could it be the third prince!When will the sex change be played!That yellow-robed monster has turned into a girl!But Bai Huaxie replaced it with a male name, what happened to the unexpected sensation.

Tang Seng, who was used to seeing princes and grandchildren, was very calm and asked him to continue talking.

"Five years ago, on the night of August [-]th, I was walking in the garden of the palace, but a gust of evil wind swept over me. It was the yellow-robed goblin who took me here. Since then, I have lived a life of captivity without seeing the light of day. "

"Ah, so that's the case. The poor monk was also kidnapped by a female monster and wanted me to be a husband. Then, how is the benefactor now?"

The two big men actually had a common language on this point, and they became sympathetic to each other.I was just about to hold my hand and see tears in my eyes, Brother Hou laughed so much next to me that he almost slipped off the mosquito net.

Bai Hua shyly looked complicated, and snorted: "How could I give in so easily? I insisted on refusing, and the goblin couldn't do anything about me. It just imprisoned me and was not allowed to go anywhere. My father, king and sisters must be very happy." I am in a hurry, I just want the elder to send me a letter from home." After speaking, the anger on the man's face disappeared again, and he only looked at Tang Seng pleadingly.

He was originally a kind and honest little monk, Tang Seng was moved, he took Bai Hua's shameful hand, and said: "Although the poor monk has no skills, he has four disciples and friends who are very capable. If the third prince is willing, the poor monk Let disciples rescue us!"

Unexpectedly, he was praised by Tang Seng, Brother Hou was about to change back to his original shape and took out a stick to beat him out. I hurriedly pulled his wings.

"Brother Monkey, wait! Another person is here!"

As soon as I finished speaking, the second person who came in appeared.She was a short hair shoulder-length, wearing a yellow robe, a petite girl with exquisite and translucent eyes, and a pair of big cat-like eyes looking forward to shine.This must be the yellow robe monster!She caught sight of Bai Huashou and Tang Seng's hands holding each other, and her smiling face suddenly froze.She rolled her eyes and scolded.

"What are you two doing!"

This sound woke up the two fellow sufferers, Tang Seng hurriedly let go, Bai Huaxiu saw it, and was flustered for a moment, but soon calmed down and put on a cold face.

"I'm just chatting with the elder."

"Xiao Baihua, it's late at night, you should go to rest."

"Since it's late at night, why did you come to the elder again?"

"Little Baihua, don't worry, even if the little monk is good-looking, I won't empathize. I only have you in my heart!"

"..."

Probably because she has been confessed by such straight balls too many times, Baihua didn't change her face in embarrassment, bypassing the girl in yellow robe and left.

Brother Monkey: "Why do I feel that this scene seems familiar?"

Me: "Coincidentally, I think so too."

Brother Monkey: "Oh, ugly girl, you did the same when you were chasing Nezha!"

I:"……"

I can't refute it. Thinking about it this way, I felt a little revolutionary affection for this yellow-robed girl.

The yellow-robed girl who shrugged off the flowers, first saluted Tang Seng, then changed her queenly style, and threw herself at Tang Seng's feet, yelling.

"Holy Monk, don't try to steal love!!!"

Tang Seng was taken aback by this behavior, and wanted to help her up, but found that he couldn't help her at all, which was embarrassing.

"You, you banshee, why did you say that? It's clear that you tricked me and my apprentice into coming to the door."

"I lied to you, but did I do anything to hurt you? I ate and drank offerings, but I didn't treat the holy monk badly."

Tang Seng thought about it, it was indeed the case, and immediately eased his emotions, and said softly: "Then why do you say that the poor monk took away the love?"

The yellow-robed girl was aggrieved: "Xiao Baihua must have told the holy monk that I captured him."

"Uh..." Tang Seng, who can't lie and can't betray his teammates, was in a dilemma.

"Actually, I know he doesn't have me in his heart. I have been working hard for the past five years. I arranged the cave like the palace, and everything he likes. I don't eat people, let alone kill them. I just want to be a human couple with him." But after so many years, he has never looked me in the eye, even a stone should be warmed up. He is actually colder than a goblin's heart!"

Me: "It's so pitiful! I'm a yellow-robed monster!"

Monkey Brother: "Stupid, Bai Huaxiu was forcibly arrested and imprisoned for five years, he is also very unlucky!"

Me: "But the yellow robe didn't abuse him, it's very affectionate!"

Monkey Brother: "It's okay to love again. If someone imprisoned me for five years, I will crush that guy and turn him into ashes."

Me: "Oh, then you have been suppressed by Tathagata for 500 years."

Brother Monkey slapped me on the head: "You're the one who talks too much!"

"Who is talking!"

The yellow-robed girl who finally realized something was wrong snarled, Brother Monkey and I stopped pretending, and showed our true colors now.Seeing the two of us, Tang Seng was so happy that he almost hugged us, but he was pushed away by Brother Hou.

"Who did I think it was? It turned out to be the Monkey King, whom I have admired for a long time." The yellow-robed girl who instantly regained her domineering aura.

"It's easy to say, this little monk is my master, if you let him go soon, I won't pursue it."

"Of course it will be released, but I invited the holy monk to help."

Strange, how to ask Tang Seng for help.Brother Hou was patient and didn't pull out the golden cudgel, he asked, "What do you want my master to help with, maybe me and my ugly sister can help too."

"Here, the matter of the daughter's family, the Great Sage will understand."

"Then my master is a monk, how can he understand my daughter's thoughts!"

"Because he is a holy monk!"

"..."

Seeing Brother Hou slumped, I covered my mouth and snickered, and he pulled my cheek again.

The yellow-robed girl sighed: "Hey, to be honest, I just want to ask the holy monk, how can I pursue the shame of Baihua. These years, I have asked myself hard, heart and lungs, but his heart is as cold as ice, and even..."

Tang Seng: "Even?"

The girl in the yellow robe glanced at Tang Seng again, and laughed at herself: "Xiao Baihua even said that she likes men!"

No wonder the yellow-robed girl was shocked and angry when she saw Tang Seng holding Baihua to shame.Brother Monkey burst into laughter when he heard about it, and the girl in yellow robe was not annoyed, she just looked at Tang Seng sincerely.

I couldn't hold back anymore, and hurriedly asked, "So do you believe it?"

The girl in the yellow robe thought again and again: "I don't know."

Brother Monkey added fuel and jealousy: "Then you are wrong to invite master here. My master gave birth to flowers like jade. On the road, male and female goblins are rushing to get married. I can't guarantee that your little Baihua has really taken a fancy to master and wants him to be the imperial concubine." .”

Tang Seng: "Hey, it's a sin to be good-looking, but you can be a monk who is pure and innocent, and will not be attached to the world of mortals."

The yellow-robed girl's face darkened: "If Xiao Baihua takes a fancy to you, I'll make you a human bun right away!"

Brother Monkey: "Come on, try it!"

Me: "Okay! Don't quarrel! Don't you just want to chase the male god!"

The girl in yellow robe was overjoyed, she pulled me and asked, "Is there a way, girl?"

Brother Hou complained: "She has a fart method. She has been chasing Nezha for more than 200 years."

The girl in yellow robe was inexplicably disgusted: "... Hey."

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