[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Instantly forgetting my last name, I flew over.

Nezha avoided my arms and hugs with ease, which can be said to be quite skilled.

"You hate it. You helped Guanyin Bodhisattva to test us before. Then you sneaked away without seeing each other. After all, you are a married couple who have gone through the formalities~ I still remember you calling me a lady~" reminded this stalk with joy , I'm twitchy and almost twisted into a twist.

Nezha remained calm, and said, "The trial is just an illusion, not to mention you haven't passed this test yet."

I was taken aback: "Hey, do you think I only found out that Lian Sheng is you after the trial is over?"

Nezha: "Isn't it?"

Me: "No, Brother Monkey saw through you early on. He secretly told me that Lian Sheng was changed by you. That's why I quickly changed my mind and wanted to get married!"

This time it was Nezha's turn to be confused, he looked at me with dark eyes, and confirmed: "So, you knew it was me, so you deliberately fell for it?"

I put my hips on my hips and raised my chest: "Of course, otherwise, do you think that as long as I look like you, I will marry you! I am very moral!"

Nezha still didn't understand, and asked humbly, "Why?"

I also answered the question patiently: "Because it's you."

Just when the atmosphere between the two of us was particularly good, Taishang Laojun with a handsome face stepped in and stood between me and Nezha abruptly, squinting and smiling like a fox.

"It's not appropriate to talk about Fengyue outside the gate of someone else's house."

More than falling in love at the gate of your house, I want to show you dog food.But thinking about asking him to take medicine, I still can't talk nonsense.I immediately smiled and said that I came to ask for some elixir.Although Zixia also has her own elixir, but if you want to discuss which elixir is better, you can look for Laojun above the Heavenly Palace.

Taishang Laojun smiled and called me gentle, and then rejected me.

I kept the gesture of begging for the elixir and petrified.Hello!Don't reject me in front of my little husband!Very embarrassing!

Ignoring my petrification, Taishang Laojun was very polite to Nezha.

"Is the third prince okay?"

"Previously suppressing demons, Xiaotiangou was caught in the miasma of monsters, so I came here to ask for a pill of clearing the heart."

"That's easy to say, but where did Zhenjun himself go?"

"He came to look for Laojun a long time ago, but I think he probably lost his way."

"..."

With a wave of his sleeve robe, the bottle on the medicine cabinet opened automatically, and a pill with green light flew out and landed in Nezha's palm.I watched eagerly, but Taishang Laojun completely regarded me as air. Thinking about it, it was true. Back then, he and Brother Hou made a big fuss in his hometown, and even kicked down the gossip stove.It's only natural that he doesn't show face, hey, otherwise I'd better go to Zixia to get some brain-replenishing medicine.

I wanted to leave in a low-key manner, but it was strange that Nezha actually spoke for me.I watched in surprise as he begged for another bottle of brain-replenishing elixir from Taishang Laojun. After I realized it, I rushed to his side and hurriedly followed his example and saluted and said good words.

Taishang Laojun still had that gentle appearance, and said: "Since the third prince said that you are now sincerely repenting and escorting Tang Monk all the way westward, then I should be more generous."

I put the medicine bottle in my pocket and nodded like a pounding garlic: "Old gentleman is really handsome and generous, thank you very much."

Taishang Laojun: "However, there is no place for you on the westward journey. Why should you be so active in such a thankless task?"

I looked sincere: "Traveling in a group is very good. Protecting Xiao Tang will naturally accumulate some merit. As for whether I can achieve Taoism and become a fairy, I will work hard in the future."

In fact, it is a very boring product, why should I go if I don’t follow Brother Hou.It's just that what you want to say is more obedient, Taishang Laojun didn't say much, and went to the alchemy room to refine medicine.Nezha and I were sent out by Daotong. I thought that the road was quite peaceful now, so I shouldn’t be in a hurry to go back, so I followed Nezha for a while.

Habitual idiot...

The boy found that I was still following, stopped, and looked back at me: "Is there anything else?"

I want to talk with you from poetry to philosophy of life, watching the stars and the moon.The impulse in my heart is suppressed, so don't be so impatient, but be elegant and reserved.

Both Zixia and Zhu Bajie said that I was too enthusiastic. I wondered if I should change my attitude towards Nezha, but if I kept it hidden like this, I was cheating in front of him.Isn't the best state for two people to be able to be themselves when facing each other!Just like me and Brother Hou, there is no need to pretend at all.

"Nezha, do you like gentle girls?"

"What do you want to say?"

"That is, if I am gentle with you in the future, is that okay? Will you like it?"

"Then do you have that kind of personality? Maybe you have a gentle side, but that's not all you have."

"Wow, you suddenly said a long sentence, I feel so honored." I accidentally revealed my true colors, I held my heart and looked happy.When I reacted, I quickly restrained the idiotic look, and pretended to be gentle again.

Nezha looked at me acting like a showman, and his face didn't change, probably because he's used to it.

"You don't need to pretend to be someone else in front of me, or deliberately pretend to be something."

"But I want to do what I like."

"be yourself."

"Can……"

"Will you deliberately pretend to be in front of Monkey King?"

"will not!"

"So, it's fine as usual in front of me."

"Wow! You mean that I can drool over you, nymphomaniac, and show all kinds of true feelings! As expected of my little husband-in-law, my lady is here!"

"..."

As soon as I jumped on it, I was tied up by Huntian Ling, and Nezha took me directly to the Nantian Gate and threw me down.The gatekeeper uncle was dozing off at first, but he was refreshed after seeing this scene.After being thrown into the mortal world, the Huntian Ling on my body let go and floated away. After somersaulting cloud caught me, I went to the direction where brother monkey was.

Sure enough, nothing happened while I was away, and the team was slowly moving forward.If it weren't for the Five Elements Mountain's 500-year pressure to set Brother Hou's mind, according to this progress, he would definitely lose his temper.Seeing me coming back from the sky, he swung the golden cudgel with one hand, and the somersaulting clouds were scattered by him, and I turned over and stood lightly on the golden cudgel with one foot.

Brother Hou looked up at me: "Smiling so wildly, I must have seen Nezha."

Zhu Bajie took the opportunity to step on it: "It's not just waves! It's full of peach blossoms, I'm so tired of pigs."

I jumped down from the golden cudgel again, and said proudly, "Hmph, Bajie, I don't need to pretend to be gentle in front of Nezha. He said I'd just be myself!"

Zhu Bajie: "Then you're done, be yourself, you haven't won it for so many years, it's definitely useless. People just look down on you, silly girl! It seems that your Nezha is just like my sister Chang'e, the moon mirror in the water Middle flower."

I was really furious: "Brother Monkey, Xiao Tang! I'll kill this pig today, okay?"

Tang Seng: "Don't, don't, Bajie is an honest pig. Although his mouth is bad, his words are true."

Me: "Brother Monkey, I beat Xiao Tang too, do you mind?"

Monkey Brother: "Then I still don't mind, you can do whatever you want."

Drifting: "Sister, do you want a recipe for pork balls!"

Zhu Bajie, who had been buried for a long time, didn't care about the complaints from his seniors, patted his belly calmly, and continued: "Old pigs know men's thoughts best. If they like you, they would have fallen for you a long time ago. What are you waiting for? .Silly girl!"

It's over, I actually think Zhu Bajie is right!calm!not like this!

I took out the medicine bottle and said in a loud voice: "I, I, and I got this pill from Nezha and Taishang Laojun!"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: "It's a little effort, now we are all going west to learn scriptures, and the old acquaintances in Heaven should help."

Me: "I was in danger before, and he was worried about me!"

Zhu Bajie: "You are in danger, everyone is worried! You are too much for yourself!"

I decided not to argue with Zhu Bajie about this, he is definitely jealous of my close relationship with Nezha!He and Goddess Chang'e are not so close!

"I'm going to give Xiaolong some medicine, hum."

Having said that, I went to look for Xiao Bailong, only to realize later that there was no white horse in the team, but Brother Hou had a chain tied to his waistband, and a big white dog was locked on the other end of the chain.My eyelids twitched a few times, and I looked at Brother Hou: "Who is this big white dog?"

Brother Hou snapped his fingers: "Junior brother, call twice."

The very powerful big white dog barked loudly, obviously he was so obedient because he was scared by brother monkey, so the little white dragon did not change from a white horse to a white dog?

Brother Hou stroked the dog's fur in satisfaction, and said, "It's not good to be a dragon, and it's strange to be a horse. If you like to bark like a dog, you should become a dog."

Me: "The Dragon King of the West Sea is crying!"

Take off the dog chain, I let Xiaobailong change back, he obediently changed back to the appearance of a white horse, probably because Brother Hou used thunder to train him when I was away, he is very clingy to me right now, horse head Huddled in my arms, his tail flew up.I'm really touched, it seems that my love effect is still useful these days, at least the little white dragon will stick to me!

Coaxing Xiao Bailong to eat the elixir, I followed him again and said happily: "Xiao Tang, come quickly! Xiaolong is very obedient now, and will definitely carry you well!"

Tang Seng listened to my words, out of trust in me, he got off the little donkey and trotted over.Brother Hou stopped him and said: "Master, let's wait and see for a few more days, this dragon cub is very skinny now."

Tang Seng smiled kindly: "Wukong is not in the way, Xinyu said he is obedient."

Brother Hou rolled his eyes and made a gesture of please, and Tang Seng came over in a hurry.With my support, he turned over and climbed onto the white horse. Then, the little white dragon was obedient for less than two seconds, roared a few times, turned into a white dragon and flew out again.Tang Seng's scream resounded through the sky, I was hit by Brother Monkey, and he hurried to catch up.

When Brother Hou carried Tang Seng and Xiao Bailong back, both of them were injured, their eyes were bruised and their noses were bleeding.Tang Seng's nosebleed is a treasure!I don't know if eating his nosebleed can make you live forever, it's better to catch it with a bowl.

Zhu Bajie took a step ahead of me, took Tang Seng's nosebleed into a small bottle, held it in his arms like a baby, and said that he could deceive the female goblin.Give him a nosebleed if you kiss him...

I don't know how to complain, but it's a pity that Nezha doesn't like Tang Seng.

Under the gaze of Brother Monkey, I shrank my neck and walked over to apologize to Tang Seng. He said it was okay with a very good temper.

Me: "Are you really okay? The nosebleed stopped?"

Tang Seng: "Don't worry, the poor monk is much stronger than before."

Me: "Then what happened to the injury on your face?"

Tang Seng: "Xiaolong hit the stone while carrying the poor monk on his back."

I:"……"

Looking back at Xiaobailong again, it is normal for Tang Seng to be injured when he hits a rock, shouldn't he be injured?As if he guessed what I was thinking, Brother Hou said coolly: "Don't look, I beat you! This stupid dragon who doesn't take a lesson!"

I:"……"

For a while later, when Xiao Bailong saw Brother Hou, he shrank behind me and Tang Seng in fear, but he didn't dare to run around again.I was responsible for the daily life of the little white dragon as usual, and Tang Seng still rode his little donkey on the road.

Now that it's hot, it's cooler to sleep at night, and it's not hard to live without a house.Burned a bonfire in an open space to rest, Zhu Bajie and Monkey went to find dinner, Sand Monk guarded the luggage, and Tang Seng and I took the donkey and little white dragon to the river to wash and wash.A donkey and a dragon horse were having fun in the river. Tang Seng rolled up his sleeves to do it himself, while I watched the little white dragon make a fuss by himself.

I asked: "Little Tang, if Xiaolong recovers from his madness, will you ride him?"

Tang Seng: "Yes."

Me: "What about the little donkey?"

Tang Seng: "Take it with you too, let's go to the West Paradise together, it has been with me for so long."

Actually, what you really love is this little donkey.

The little white dragon that was still galloping in the shallows suddenly got into the middle of the river, Tang Seng was startled, especially afraid that the little donkey would be hurt by the crazy dragon, so he hugged the donkey and went ashore quickly.I was also afraid that Little White Dragon would hurt Tang Seng, so I hurriedly asked him to lead the donkey and run back.

After entering the river, I found that the little white dragon had really changed back to his original shape and was about to make trouble. I grabbed his horns and stepped on top of his head.

Going crazy, the disrecognized little Bailong jumped out of the water and started another round of hitting the rocks, breathing fire everywhere.It took me a lot of effort to push him down from the sky to the ground, a big hole was smashed out in the mud, I couldn't dodge it and I was dizzy.After the smoke and dust cleared, I had a fever in my nasal cavity. Come on, I was the second one to have a nosebleed after Xiao Tang.

Covering my nose, I was going to tie up the little white dragon. There was no shadow of the dragon in the pit. I saw a nude young man with a good figure lying on his side in the pit. His long curly silver hair covered his chest like seaweed, and his collarbone protruded. The neck is slender.

Looking from bottom to top, the young man's face was pale, and his long and narrow eyes opened, revealing a pair of translucent eyes as blue as the sea, with dragon horns on both sides of his forehead.

The little white dragon in human form, darling, his looks are amazing, but it's a pity he's an idiot.

Just as I wanted to say hello to him, Xiao Bailong was knocked unconscious by a stick, and turned into a small dragon again.Brother Hou picked up the limp dragon with a golden cudgel, squinting his eyes and despising me.

"I said, why do you have nosebleeds when you see everyone! They are all third princes!"

"I'm not, I didn't, I was wronged! I hit the bridge of the nose!"

"A boulder with a flowery heart."

"Brother Monkey, what friendship do we have, am I that kind of stone!"

"The nosebleed is going to touch me, get out of the way."

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