[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The special effects battle between Brother Hou and the six-eared macaque was quite exciting, but the crowd in the front row watched until midnight, and our melon-eating audience also got bored watching it.The same face, the same weapon, and the same moves, even I can't tell which of them is real and which is fake.

Finally, the two groups of shadows separated, each standing on both sides of the team, and we standing in the middle were full of confusion.At this time, I want to sing what is going on with the vixen.

Zhu Bajie yelled Brother Monkey, and the monkeys on both sides responded loudly.He drooped his big ears, looked at me and said, "My eyes are full of monkeys now, I can't tell the difference."

"Idiot! Just know how to eat!"

"Idiot! What use are you!"

The two monkey brothers scolded in unison, Zhu Bajie felt extremely wronged immediately, and muttered: "I'm afraid, I'm afraid, it's fine if only one monkey brother scolds me at ordinary times, but now the two of them are mentally polluted, and their attack power is doubled."

Drifting made up his sword: "Yes, and these two sentences are like what a big brother would scold, I don't know who is the truth."

Zhu Bajie snorted, "You're the only one who talks too much!"

Now the six-eared macaque intends to confuse the real with the fake, and will definitely imitate even the details, and the way of professing itself may also be changed.How can this be distinguished?

Suddenly, Tang Seng had a flash of inspiration, and confidently shouted to Brother Monkey on the left: "Wukong?"

The monkey on the left: "What are you calling me for!"

Tang Seng nodded, and then called out to Monkey Brother on the right: "Wukong?"

The monkey on the right opened his mouth to respond, but his expression was slightly stiff, and he tilted his head and put on airs.Tang Seng was overjoyed, and hurriedly pointed to Brother Monkey on the right and said, "This monkey belongs to our family! After all, after he was angered by the teacher and ran away, he still has to be a bit tempered when he sees the teacher again!"

I admire this way of distinguishing!I really want to kiss Tang Seng's big bald head!

Brother Hou who was identified laughed loudly, and boasted: "Master's brains are enlightened now!"

The six-eared macaque still had this kind of bewilderment on his face, but he immediately reacted and fought with Brother Hou again.When the two monkeys separated again, we couldn't tell the difference again.

So everyone looked at Tang Seng, waiting for him to distinguish.

He put his palms together suddenly, and said reverently: "After all, being a teacher is only about appearance, not IQ, and I can't tell the difference now. Even if you recite the magic spell, the fake monkey will pretend to have a headache, and the real Wukong will suffer."

Everyone: "..."

If it doesn't work, you can only make a fuss with Tathagata, but now try the old method first.I cleared my throat and said, "Then let's take turns to ask Brother Hou a question. If we can't answer or feel wrong, we will catch that one!"

Zhu Bajie: "What if the real monkey brother is caught!"

Me: "Oh, don't worry, even if we catch the wrong one, we can't win. Brother Hou won't suffer."

Pig Bajie: "..."

The Drifting Monk came up with the question first, and the two monkeys waited earnestly.

The Drifting Monk was dejected and had a ferocious look on his social face. He grinned: "Brother, what do I usually study?"

Zuo Monkey: "All kinds of recipes!"

Right monkey: "Pork fancy recipe!"

Drifting pondered for a moment, passed everything, and came up with another question: "How wide is the Liusha River!"

The two monkeys said in unison: "It's eight hundred miles wide!"

Zhu Bajie kicked Drifting Monk's foot and scolded: "I miss my body every day, what kind of junior brother. And this last question is simply a sub-question, it's up to me!"

Bumping his big belly twice, Zhu Bajie walked back and forth between the two monkeys and asked loudly, "What did I do in the sky before?"

Twin monkeys: "Marshal Tianpeng, in charge of the Tianhe [-] navy!"

Zhu Bajie nodded solemnly, and said again: "Then what can I do!"

Twin monkeys: "Tiangang 36 changes!"

Zhu Bajie: "Not bad, not bad, then what great achievements have I made!"

The two monkeys raised sticks: "Go to hell, you pig spirit!"

Too lazy to answer the same question as Renxiu, the two monkeys became angry, Zhu Bajie came between me and Tang Seng with a sound, and they gave up.Just scratching Zhu Bajie with his eyes, which means that if he asks this kind of question again, he will be sent to the west.

Then Tang Seng also asked a few questions, all of which happened on the Westward Journey, and both monkeys could answer them, and their expressions became more and more similar. If they didn't get along with each other for a long time, they would have no way to find the flaws.

Tang Seng shook his head and handed over the responsibility of distinguishing to me.I was gearing up, squinting and scanning back and forth.Originally, I wanted to do an eye scene like before, and look for the real monkey brother with four eyes facing each other. I didn't expect that Liu Er could even imitate the eyes. I can feel a sense of security when I look at each other with the two of them. , this is too wicked.

My eyes were sore from staring, I rubbed my eyes, and changed my plan: "Stop staring, I'd better ask a question. Question [-], before I was named Xinyu, what was my original name?"

The two monkeys said in unison again: "Yusheng!"

Me: "Then what were you almost called!"

Twin monkeys: "Shisheng!"

Damn, you can know such ancient gossip.While I was thinking about the problem, I secretly glanced at the two monkeys from time to time, just to see their little movements. Unexpectedly, the six-eared imitation was so lifelike that I had completely imitated the deity.Zhu Bajie and the others were still cheering me on crazily. I always felt that if I didn't recognize Brother Monkey, I would have spent so long with him in vain.

Can't admit defeat!I want to work hard!

Me: "Who is my male god!"

Twin monkeys: "Nezha!"

Me: "I'm not a nympho!"

Twin Monkeys: "Nonsense!"

Me: "Brother Monkey has hemorrhoids!"

Twin Monkeys: "...you're looking for a fight!"

Me: "Okay, I have served the six-eared macaque. In this way, I will have no problems. I will chat with Brother Monkey, and you two will take turns to talk to me. Brother Monkey on the left will come first, and the one on the right will wait." I'll talk about it later. Now I'm very confident that I can tell the truth from the fake!"

The two monkeys looked at each other, nodded in agreement, and both looked calm.I also want to see if Liu Er will show his feet in a panic, but I didn't expect her mental quality to be so high.That's enough, scolding Brother Monkey like that, while pretending to be superb.

"It's such a monkey brother. It wasn't that Nezha was injured before, so I went to the sky to see him. Then, I found out that I don't like Nezha anymore! I think Xiaotian dog is more suitable for my appetite! I still have two smiles. A dimple, very cute, and has a good personality! What do you think?"

Zuo Monkey: "You don't even look in the mirror to see your virtues! You're still picky!"

Right Monkey: "Leave Lu Chi's dog alone! Although you are indeed a good-looking person, you are still devoted to that little Nezha. After persisting for so long, if you say you don't like it, you don't like it?"

I continued: "Where is there no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why bother to fall in love with a lotus root alone, maybe you will succeed in chasing the Xiaotian dog immediately, and there will be a lot of puppies? Brother Monkey, are you right?"

Zuo Monkey: "Dogs don't care about you either!"

Right Monkey: "Do you think everyone is as full of things as you are, and only knows about giving birth to babies?"

Me: "Actually, Brother Monkey, you can also find me a sister-in-law!"

Zuo Monkey: "Hmph, the one who can match me has not yet been born!"

Right Monkey: "Go away! Ask a fart question!"

I jumped to the side of the monkey on the right, pulled up his paw, and happily announced: "This is the monkey brother!"

Tang Seng: "Why?"

Me: "The one on the left is too middle school, and it seems to have a lot of opinions on me."

Zhu Bajie: "The one on the right has a lot of complaints about you."

Me: "You don't understand, although Brother Hou always hates me, but this hate contains emotion. Even if you scold me, it is also a kind of pampering style."

Drifting: "Brother Sha really doesn't understand your method of identification."

I hurriedly said: "Don't worry about the method! Now the real brother Hou is holding hands with me. The six-eared macaque places the order, just call!"

I have to say that although I was pulling Brother Hou to make it inconvenient for him to move, at least he was no longer confused. No matter how Liu Er changes, he can't change the real me.Zhu Bajie and Drifting took up their weapons and fought towards them. The monkey dodged left and right, somersaulted and landed on the clouds and mist.

He is well-defined, with flying eyebrows and eyes, two golden-red eyeshadows protruding from the end of his eyes, and a wanton smile. Even his human form is half or half the same as Brother Hou, but he looks like a young man.

I patted the monkey next to me and said, "I still prefer your incarnate appearance, Brother Monkey, you fake one."

Brother Monkey: "Yeah, I really didn't hurt you for nothing."

Liu Er's face was gloomy, and he pretended to be forceful: "I can't play anything new with you bastards, Monkey King, you let me down so much, you shouldn't be like this!"

Monkey Brother: "If you can't beat your grandpa, you can't talk about it? Your grandson is too difficult to serve. Do you want me to hold the golden cudgel with my feet and play with you in a different way?"

Liu Er: "Hmph, you're good at playing tricks, but it's a pity that you've become a lackey of the Buddhist sect in Heaven!"

Brother Monkey: "I've said it eight hundred times, I don't want you to take care of me, I'm a glass heart, your grandpa doesn't take care of me."

I:"……"

Poison Tongue Monkey is online.

Liu Er was not annoyed at being treated like this, and finally took a deep look at our team, and said, "Sooner or later, I will make you return to the way you used to be, and then I will fight you again!"

After speaking, he turned into a star in the sky and disappeared.Leaving a few of us staring wide-eyed.

Tang Seng: "What was Wukong like?"

I spread my hands: "It's the same as now."

Tang Seng: "Then why does he think it's different?"

Me: "Fans can't accept that idols are not what they think they are, and become angry."

Zhu Bajie: "So what is he doing here?"

Drifting: "Maybe I'm crazy about worshiping the elder brother."

Zhu Bajie: "Pretend to be Monkey Brother, Monkey Brother will definitely fight with him, but why are you looking for abuse?"

Drifting: "Competing with an idol, he is afraid he will go crazy."

Brother Sha, you are really sharp, let's shake hands.

The true and false matter here has finally been settled, Tang Seng looked at Brother Zhenhou, and after some psychological construction, he came over pitifully and begged for peace.Brother Hou was already soft-tempered towards him, and after hearing a few heartfelt words, he immediately expressed his impulsiveness, and he shouldn't be impatient and want to kill.Once the words are spoken, one person and one monkey hold hands and look at each other, only to have tears in their eyes.

I looked at the master and apprentice of the harmonious actor, and wanted to be moved for a few seconds. Suddenly, the crazy little white dragon descended from the sky with bones, and fell in front of us with a bang.

The smoke and dust dissipated, and the bones with a bruised nose and swollen face seemed to have undergone a failed plastic surgery, and their appearance dropped drastically!

As soon as he saw us, the blackened aura like those bosses disappeared, and he was very weak and pitiful at the moment.

Tang Seng's heart softened for a moment, and he wanted to check his injuries, but Bai Gusheng rubbed his hands helplessly, hugged Brother Hou's thigh and didn't let go.

Bones howled: "Good job, Sun Houzi, beat me to death with a stick! I don't want to listen to sutras anymore, and I don't want to be tricked by dragons anymore!"

Hey, your avatar is broken!

Monkey put his palms together in a dignified manner, imitating Tang Seng's appearance, and said with a smile: "Master is right, monks are merciful, and I want to protect him before you. I really shouldn't be so cruel to you. I hope you wake up soon, Amitabha."

Bone: "...Damn it! Smelly monkey! Kill me! This is the real me! I won't go back to the right path!"

It can be said that I really want to lose my soul.