[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Ever since the Bone Essence little BOSS blackened human design collapsed, he has been devastated, listening to Tang Seng instilling Buddhist scriptures to him with a calm heart.There were no troubles along the way, but Xiao Bailong's madness was still a trouble. When he was awake, Brother Hou suppressed him, so he didn't dare to make trouble.Once crazy, running naked in the sky and underground will benefit females from all walks of life.

The team continued westward at this consistent pace. There was a severe hailstorm that night, and our group hid in a spellcast straw hut and survived.After the hail stopped, Drifting and I walked out of the house happily to pick up a lot.

Zhu Bajie asked us curiously: "Junior brother, why are you and Xinyu picking up this crap?"

Me: "The weather is so hot, it's good to enjoy the cool air!"

Drifting looked kindly: "It's also good for freezing pork."

Brother Monkey was even more amazing, he directly took an ice cube the size of a fist and stuck it on Zhu Bajie's belly, one monkey and one pig started arguing, basically it was Zhu Bajie who suffered.He wanted to file a complaint with Tang Seng, but found that the other party was too busy trying to influence the Bone Demon, so he couldn't come to the rescue.

The White Bone Demon looked at the bustling team, and asked doubtfully, "Eating a piece of this monk's meat can make you live forever. As monsters, you are not tempted at all?"

Tang Seng took it seriously, looked at us, and said earnestly: "Ah? Wukong, Xinyu, Bajie, Drifting, you want to eat my flesh and blood? How much do you want? How should I do it? Otherwise, I will cut some of it first?"

White Bone Spirit: "..."

Brother Monkey: "It's better to eat a peach than to eat Master! I haven't tasted anything good, don't want it, Master put down your sleeves quickly."

Zhu Bajie: "It's better to eat a sister than master."

Drifting: "It's better to eat pork than Master."

Me: "Eating Xiaotang is worse than eating a lotus root!"

Bone Essence: "...you'd better beat me to death."

Drifting: "Actually, bone soup is also good."

Bone Demon: "Then stew me."

It's just begging to be killed every day, okay?

After walking for a while, we finally walked from a sparsely populated place to an avenue where people passed by. Brother Hou explored the road and came back and said that there is a country called Wuji Country dozens of miles ahead. According to our pace, we will probably arrive at noon tomorrow.

On the way to the country, there is another temple called Baolin Temple.According to Tang Seng's usual logic, he wanted to go in to worship, and it happened that it was not early, and he could still ask for a place to live.

Going to heaven to find the backstage, naturally Monkey Brother, for the convenience in the world, Tang Seng must be the pillar.I just didn't expect Tang Seng to be rejected this time. Brother Hou laughed twice, rolled up his sleeves and went in. In less than 10 minutes, he came out proudly. The people in the temple were terrified and afraid of being beaten, so they hurriedly invited us in.

A group of people settled down here, and at night Tang Seng started to make up lessons for Bone Essence again.In the middle of the night, I passed by their room, and when I heard the sound, I pushed open the window and looked in. I saw the Tang Monk chattering endlessly, while the bone spirit, who had been poured all over the house, had already fallen asleep hypnotically.Zhu Bajie and Drifting were also sleeping soundly in the bunks next to the wall. I glanced at the beams of the room, not Brother Hou.

"What are you sneaking around for?"

I was slapped on the shoulder suddenly, and when I turned around, I saw Brother Monkey's hairy face. He was startled when he saw me, and he covered his mouth and grinned.

"Brother Monkey, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, it's fun to scare me!"

"You sneaked over to peek in the middle of the night, and you said I scared you?"

"I can't sleep for a walk. When I passed by here and heard Xiao Tang's voice, I just took a look. You don't care if he stays up so late and talks about the bone spirit?"

"I'm a master's disciple, not a master's mother, so what do you do?"

"Uh... well."

"You can't sleep, can I talk to you?"

"Yeah!"

"But you are not allowed to talk about Nezha with me! You are not annoying, I am bothering!"

"Hey, I'm going to sleep then."

"..."

It's just that I still haven't fallen asleep. Brother Hou and I just finished talking when Tang Seng's call came from the room.Brother Hou immediately opened the door and went in, only to see that the Bone Demon had already woken up, looking numbly at us who broke in.

Brother Hou stepped on the bunk, stood in front of Tang Seng, and said vigilantly: "Master, don't panic, what's the matter?"

Tang Seng shook his head: "I'm not a teacher, hey, Xinyu hasn't slept either."

Me: "Insomnia, tell me what's wrong with you."

"It's Mr. Bone. He just said that a drenched man entrusted him with a dream. The man claimed to be the king of the Wuji Kingdom. A few years ago, there was a natural disaster in the city. A Taoist priest came to pray for rain for the city. After the weather was good, the king and the Taoist priest He called him brother and brother, but he never thought that the Taoist would push him into the well of the imperial garden, not only replacing him, but also occupying his country, wife and children. In order to prove his identity, the person who entrusted the dream also brought evidence. "

The so-called evidence is Bai Yugui.

But Mao Tuo dreamed to the bones!Shouldn't it be entrusted to Tang Seng in a dream?Just because the experience of being assassinated by bones is a bit like that of the king, has the object of the dream changed?

But no matter who entrusted the dream to, the effect has been achieved.After all, Tang Seng is kind-hearted and cannot just sit idly by.Brother Hou and I looked at each other and agreed to the matter.

Monkey Brother: "Master, you know that the Bone Demon is asleep, so what's the point of reciting?"

Tang Seng: "It's also very good as a lullaby for Mr. Bone."

Bone: "Xinyu, please smash me with a hammer."

Me: "But you are very similar to when I first met you, you are not angry anymore. You also told us about helping the king dream, I think you have improved!"

Bone: "..." It's better to kill yourself.

With Brother Hou on the move, things will not be uneventful.Originally, I planned to go with him to find the dead body of the real king, but Brother Hou insisted on calling Zhu Bajie up and tossing, saying that this lazy pig needs to exercise its muscles and bones, so as not to degenerate into the team's reserve food.

While Brother Monkey and the others were busy working, Tang Seng and I continued to look at the bones.

In the middle of the night, Brother Hou brought back the real king, who was freshly baked.Previously, Liu Er pretended to be himself, and now Brother Hou really hates counterfeit and shoddy products, so he is very attentive in helping the king.

The next day, we took the real king to the fore, and fought the fake king.It turned out that the demon who turned into a king was Manjushri's mount, a green-haired lion, and a poor eunuch who had been castrated. Zhu Bajie knew this, and felt a chill in his lower body.

The matter of the Wuji Kingdom was resolved very smoothly. After thanking the king for a while, he finally went to the White Bone Demon and expressed his thanks solemnly.

We don't know what Bone Meticulously thinks, but since leaving Wuji Kingdom, he has become more and more stable.I don't know if he really has peace of mind, or if he has been tortured by us and has nothing to love. In short, he actually proposed to be punished voluntarily.

Seeing Bone Demon like this, Tang Seng was so moved that he burst into tears. He wanted to hug Bone Demon excitedly, but was pushed away numbly by the other party.He wanted to hug Brother Hou excitedly to prove his success, but Brother Hou pushed him away with a stick.In the end, Tang Seng hugged his little donkey, and Zhu Bajie, who opened his arms for him over there, was heartbroken.

We had a general discussion and decided that it would be a good idea to send the Bone Demon to Li Tianwang's Linglong Pagoda.I am very positive about the work of being able to go to heaven and possibly meet Nezha.

I took the Bone Essence to Tianting and went straight to Li Tianwang's lair. I just stepped into the gate and bumped into him head-on.

I opened my mouth and said, "Elder-in-law!"

Bone Demon: "???"

Li Jing's face twitched, trying to maintain the majesty of the god, he looked at the bone spirit I was holding in my hand, and said: "Don't bark, who is your father-in-law. What is the purpose of bringing this little demon up?"

"Nezha and I are married, if you don't believe me, ask him!"

"...Nezha! Come out!"

Li Jing gasped, finally unable to maintain his facial muscles, and twitched a few times.His face darkened, and he turned his head and called out the third prince's name. In a flash, Nezha came out.Facing Nezha who arrived so quickly, I was a little surprised. After all, I thought he was not with my father at first.

"Is your injury better?"

"Tianpeng asked you to deal with it?"

He and I asked each other in unison, my heart felt warm, sweet, and I quickly replied: "The matter in the tour group has been dealt with earlier, here, Xiaobai is the result of the battle!"

Nezha looked at Bone Demon, and then turned his gaze to me.

"If I don't handle it well, are you going to help me~"

He actually nodded!Don't tease me!You little friend!

Li Jing, who has been the background board for a long time, pulled Nezha to his right, and separated me from his youngest son. He asked seriously: "This little demon is talking nonsense, saying that you are married to him! How could I not know?" !"

Nezha said seriously, "It's true."

Li Jing was dumbfounded, and took a step back in shock, almost falling the pagoda in his hand.Nezha silently stepped forward to support the unsuspecting father, stabilized the Linglong Pagoda, and added: "Didn't my child tell my father before that the Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea asked the child to test the people who traveled westward to learn Buddhist scriptures? Yubaitang got married, but this is just a trial."

"..."

Li Jing came over slowly, pointed at me and said, "Trials can't be taken seriously! Don't try to lie to me, you cunning little monster!"

I quickly lowered my posture: "Eunuch, don't be angry, I'm not joking."

Li Jing: "Shut up, don't call me father-in-law!"

I was in trouble, and whispered: "Call me Daddy directly? Is this appropriate?"

Bone Demon: "Pfft..."

Nezha glanced at me indifferently: "Xinyu."

Now I'm being good, I don't make fun of Li Tianwang, I just tell the truth what I want.Li Jing didn't make things difficult for me, and readily agreed.

Before the bones entered the Pagoda, I told him a lot of things inside as a senior who was released from the labor camp.He listened indifferently, not caring about these things very much, but brought the topic to me instead.

"Stone demon, do you like the third prince?"

"correct."

"Immortals and demons have different paths, so stop early. There is nothing to talk about in love, it's better to be a monk."

"...Is Xiao Tang brainwashed so badly?"

"If I didn't love that person back then, I wouldn't have ended up like this."

I didn't know how to comfort him, but in the end I just tiptoed and patted his head, saying: "Treasure the present, and in the next reincarnation, maybe you can meet a good girl. You can't just deny it because of a bad one, right?"

Bone Essence showed a look of distaste for the poisonous chicken soup, opened my hand to touch his head, turned around and threw himself into the Linglong Tower.

It's time for me to return to the team when the work is over.I looked at Nezha with some reluctance, Li Jing hurriedly pushed me to the Nantianmen, saying that it was not good for me to delay the progress of the tour group.

I said sincerely: "It would be even worse to delay your son's lifelong event! Please marry your son-in-law..."

Before I finished speaking, Hun Tianling flew over to cover his mouth, and Nezha rolled me up expressionlessly and skillfully. According to international practice, he wanted to throw me out of Nantianmen.I didn't resist anymore, and kept the posture of being held by him with one hand, babbling all the way.

"Let me tell you that it was really thrilling at that time! If I hadn't been witty, the six-eared macaque would have confused the real one!"

I told him what happened in the team out of self-promotion, but it was a pity that Nezha was busy leading troops on a parade, so he didn't have time to sit down and deepen our relationship with me, so I could only take this opportunity to be an eighth wife.

"Am I particularly witty? Praise others!"

Nezha looked down at me and nodded, "You have a deep relationship with Monkey King, so you broke the puzzle."

"Hey~ If there are two of you, I won't break it!"

Nezha's indifferent eyes showed a trace of curiosity, and before he asked, I rushed to answer.

"If I take down both of you, I will have two Nezhas, and I will be twice as happy!"

"..."

When I said this, I had already been taken to the edge of Nantianmen by him. Nezha stopped, just looked at me like this, then threw his hand away neatly, and added something.

"There is only one me, you cannot choose two."